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A Hart to Hart Heart to Heart

Wacky & The Hitmaker unpack episodes of "Hart to Hart" and maybe some other stuff.

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    Murder Takes a Bow

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Murder Takes a Bow” (Season 2, Episode 19), which first aired on 19 May 1981.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 03 March 2026.Notes:Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.Sylvester "Do You Wanna Funk"IMDB page for this episode.Cheeta the Chimp.

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    Solid Gold Murder

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Solid Gold Murder” (Season 2, Episode 14), which first aired on 24 March 1981.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 01 April 2025.Notes:Sorry, Karen O—we’ll try to watch your recommended episode next time.Food graciously provided by BA.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    Homemade Murder

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Homemade Murder” (Season 2, Episode 13), which first aired on 03 March 1981.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 18 February 2025.Notes:After almost a year away, we’re back!Hello to Monisha, Mia, Josh, Coachie, Karen, and anybody else who listens.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    Murder in the Saddle

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Murder in the Saddle” (Season 2, Episode 12), which first aired on 24 February 1981.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 02 April 2024.Notes:Ginger SnapsRoxyOur Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    Murder is a Man's Best Friend

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Murder is a Man’s Best Friend” (Season 2, Episode 4), which first aired on 09 December 1980.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 14 November 2023.Notes:Handsome Martine Beswick was in a couple of Bond movies.Director Mankiewicz cowrote the screenplay for Live and Let Die.CAPS LOCK!Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast. Thank you, followers!

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    Hart to Hart

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Hart to Hart” (Season 1, Episode 1), which first aired on 25 August 1979.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 09 May 2023.Notes:This episode was interminable and mental.Jill St. John!Natalie Wood!Insanity.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

  7. 24

    Color Jennifer Dead

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Color Jennifer Dead” (Season 1, Episode 13-ish), which first aired on 08 January 1980.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 03 January 2023.Richard Schull at Lieutenant Backe.Melissa Steinberg (probably the name of a few people we went to school with, and) as Darlene.Julie Cobb as Scotty McClain, with a high Rooster factor.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

  8. 23

    Too Many Cooks Are Murder

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Too Many Cooks Are Murder” (Season 1, Episode 22), which first aired on 06 May 1980.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 22 November 2022.Notes:French Britney.Jiffy Corn Muffin mix, proud sponsor of the show.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

  9. 22

    A Question of Innocence

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “A Question of Innocence” (Season 01, Episode 14), which first aired on 15 January 1980.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 04 October 2022.Notes:Jameson Parker! According to Wikipedia, he was shot(!) in an altercation regarding dog deuce. Also, he went to Beloit College!Tiger Pops: https://www.candynation.com/tiger-popsOur Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    The Man with the Jade Eyes

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “The Man with the Jade Eyes” (Season 1, Episode 11), which first aired on December 11, 1979.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 02 August 2022.Notes:Product 19 cereal by Kellogg’s. Advertisement.James Hong, professional Old Asian Man.The frogurt is also cursed.Worst acting: Frances Fong as the shopkeeper.Dropbox link to notes and maybe some other stuff.Nick with Ben Zobrist and his convertible Cutlass.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    The Latest in High Fashion Murder

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “The Latest in High Fashion Murder” (Season 2, Episode 17), which first aired on 05 May 1981.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 05 July 2022.Notes:Joey Pants!!Styx! Something called “Half-Penny Two-Penny/A.D. 1958.”Actual fashion designer Michaele Vollbracht.Tanya Roberts is sadly dead.Lois Chiles, who plays Scottie/Mary Scott, was Holly Goodhead in Moonraker!Photo of Nick’s notes and maybe other stuff.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    The Murder of Jonathan Hart

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “The Murder of Jonathan Hart” (Season 2, Episode 16), which first aired on 28 April 1981.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 21 June 2022.Notes:Creepy lawyer dude was on a million TV shows, including a subsequent H2H episode (we’ll see if Wacky spots him—she’s good at that sort of thing).Cy Curnin. Less Cities, More Moving People. Secret Separation. Built For the Future.Other people have noticed the Brad Pitt eating thing.Scooby Do music. Photo of Nick’s notes and maybe other stuff.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    Ex-Wives Can Be Murder

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Ex-Wives Can Be Murder” (Season 2, Episode 8), which first aired on 20 January 1981.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 03 May 2022.Notes:Robert “Big Bird” Wagner running!Allyn Ann McLerie as Pearl, aka Britney Spears/Cyndi Lauper.Greasy Mel Brooks was in several episodes of “BJ and the Bear” playing a character called “Bullets.”Nick’s Notes for this Episode (and maybe some screenshots, eventually).Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    Murder in Paradise

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Murder in Paradise” (Season 2, Episode 7), which first aired on 13 January 1981.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 12 April 2022.Notes:Stephanie “Staphanie” BlackmoreDolph Sweet and Nell CarterNick’s Notes for this Episode (and maybe some screenshots, eventually).Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    Downhill to Death

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Downhill to Death” (Season 1, Episode 16), which first aired on 05 February 1980.Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 15 March 2022.Notes:Diet Adam Ant was Michael Des Barres! (He was a sad substitute for Robert Palmer in Power Station at Live Aid.) Doing it to Death by James Brown.Nick’s Notes for this Episode (and maybe some screenshots).Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    Harts and Palms

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Harts and Palms” (Season 3, Episode 14), which first aired on 09 February 1982.Recording at AH2HH2H HQ on 22 February 2022.Notes:THE WIFE IS THE SAME ACTRESS WHO WAS LOUISE IN “DEATH IN THE SLOW LANE”! Andra Akers!Star Trek Next Generation’s Riker was Baby Robert Urich!Debra Clinger was Baby Erin Gray. She was also on a couple episodes of The Love Boat, and in Michael J. Fox’s first movie.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    ‘Tis The Season to Be Murdered

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “’Tis The Season to Be Murdered” (Season 2, Episode 5), which first aired on 16 December 1980.Recording at AH2HH2H HQ on 25 January 2022.Notes:Various pix from the show.Nick’s socks.Speed Buggy!Jack Riley, the Rumpled PI, was in a lot of stuff.Howdy Doody was played by Kenneth Kimmins, who was also in a lot of stuff you’ve seen.The pretty office manager actor, Cynthia Sikes played a character called Jingles Lodestar(!) in the greatly-titled “Big Shamus, Little Shamus.”The great Elaine Joyce played “Rob.”David Crosbosity side-hair dude.Bonus Track: A special feature on the little delicious yellow Mercedes-Benz!Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    Murder, Murder on the Wall

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Murder, Murder on the Wall” (Season 2, Episode 01), which first aired on 11 November 1980.Recording at AH2HH2H HQ on 26 December 2021.Notes:Marci is played by the recognizable Karen Carlson.US Soccer goalie Tim Howard: The guest actor and the real Tim Howard.Budget Rutger Hauer as Milo Vitt (Milo Vitt?!?!).Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    FashionFlashback™ 001: You Made Me Kill You

    In which our heroes are joined by Michael Growler for the inaugural FashionFlashback™ segment to discuss fashions and other setups and whatnot in the Hart to Hart episode “You Made Me Kill You.”Recorded 16 December 2021.Notes:Photos referred to in this discussion are here: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/8qmy7jdr7d3mdbb/AAB9_xIfIZHoi8FsBcUI15-Fa?dl=0The ingredients of The Dry Look, and some pix of the can. Kathleen Lloyd was Psycho Silverman.Mimi Maynard played the great Deanne.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

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    You Made Me Kill You

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “You Made Me Kill You” (Season 1, Episode 7), which first aired on 23 October 1979. Notes:Kathleen Lloyd was Psycho Silverman in this episode. She’s been in everything, but the main thing Nick remembers her from is a recurring role on Magnum, P. I.Mimi Maynard plays the great Deanne. Good news—apparently Deanne appears in a lot of episodes.You actually can hear the tiny squeak/chirp of the drinking bird, if you totally crank the volume.Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.Mr. Jaws.The ingredients of The Dry Look, and some pix of the can. Toxic!

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    Passport to Murder

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Passport to Murder” (Season 1, Episode 2), which first aired on 29 September 1979. Notes:This was actually Episode 2 of the series (not Episode 4, as Nick said—we’re blaming Roku’s metadata for getting it wrong).Wacky correctly called in on the drunken shipmate-friend dude. The actor is Nicholas Pryor, who was apparently in almost every TV show.Red, red wine.Decent collage.

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    A Couple of Harts

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “A Couple of Harts” (Season 3, Episode 2), which first aired on 13 October 1981. Notes:Lurch-like duder Gregory Sierra was on Barney Miller—he was Detective Sergeant Chano Amengual on Barney Miller.Becky Gonzalez was Lupe in Night Shift. She died in 2007 at age 52.Grace Zabriskie is probably a very nice lady, but she has creepy bone structure.Backe's Homesteader High-School Hairdo: View 1Backe's Homesteader High-School Hairdo: View 2

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    Hartland Express

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Hartland Express” (Season 3, Episode 3), which first aired on 03 November 1981. The Love Boat-esque all-star guest cast includes:David Doyle (Bosley!)Ron Glass (from Barney Miller)Bernie Kopell (Doc from The Love Boat) as FarkissFlorence Henderson!Skip Stephenson!

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    Murder Up Their Sleeve

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Murder Up Their Sleeve” (Season 3, Episode 5), which first aired on 17 November 1981. Magician Harry Blackstone Jr.Creeper Bruce Glover has been on one episode of almost every show ever, and he was a henchman in Diamonds Are Forever!VickieDig these various screenshots of stuff we talk about in this episode.

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    Jonathan Hart, Jr.

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Jonathan Hart, Jr.” (Season 1, Episode 3), which first aired on 06 October 1979. Here's the hideous Jennifer Hart shirt.Randy Gray is not Adam Rich.Dee Wallace plays Connie. She was the mom in E.T. (or so I’m told by Wacky)!BIll Lucking was a lunk in almost every TV show ever.If you want a sticker with the AH2HH2H logo, please contact us with your mailing address: [email protected]

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    Murder Wrap

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Murder Wrap” (Season 2, Episode 6), which first aired on 06 January 1981. Cheekbone lady Fiona Lewis Mummy intel A Mummy How-to GuideAnubisAnybody with expert information on how, specifically, Egyptian mummies were wrapped can contact us: [email protected]

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    With This Gun, I Thee Wed

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “With This Gun, I Thee Wed” (Season 1, Episode 12), which first aired on 04 December 1979. Editor’s Note/Caution to our Listener(s): We gently discourage you from listening to this episode—it’s a comedy of errors.Nick failed to actually record special guest Michael Growler's audio feed (THE BOTCH!), so you really cannot hear his excellent contributions. Rather than edit around that, though, we’ve left the episode as-is, to serve as a monument to my shame and incompetence on this night: Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!Also, the episode itself was brutal, and watching it on DailyMotion was brutal (thanks in part to the barrage of Torrid Curves ads and their aggressive music). Some ephemera from this episode:Wacky’s beautiful cupcakes, which we taste-test during the episode to unlock the Devil’s Food Cake mystery.Michael’s dynamite custom swag.Record 20 July 2021. (Happy birthday, Julie Anastos.)

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    Operation Murder

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode “Operation Murder” (Season 2, Episode 18), which first aired on 12 May 1981.We now have an e-mail address! Contrary to what we say in the episode, it is: [email protected](Can you believe that “[email protected]” was taken??)Caution to our Listener(s): We genuinely discourage you from watching this episode yourself—it’s brutal.Some ephemera from this episode:Dark-chocolate-covered orange peelsWriters of the episode were Sidney Sheldon and Lawrence Hertzog. Devil’s Food Cake.The nerdy, fascinating science of the Drinking Lucky Bird.Shout-out to the late Nancy Bleier, who played FBI Agent/fake-nurse Nancy Winston.Here are Wacky's visual exhibits from this episode (mustaches, cars, artwork, ruined cake): https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wbsq8dbklf7570e/AAApnHv2WrpZ0l86PSHxc3ora?dl=0Record 08 July 2021. (Happy birthday, Biche! and Mary Luby.)

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    Death in the Slow Lane

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode "Death in the Slow Lane," which first aired on October 13, 1979.I guess famous people have already remade the intro to Hart to Hart.Here's the "sonnet" meme that Nick referenced at the end of the episode.Here's a link to some lame screenshots to try to show you the cars mentioned in the episode.Recorded 29 June 2021.

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    Night Horrors

    In which our heroes discuss the Hart to Hart episode "Night Horrors."Night Horrors first aired on January 22, 1980 (happy 13th birthday, Coach!).Here are a couple images of The Dry Look: https://live.staticflickr.com/5713/23504374482_916b2d381c_b.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/25/85/19/258519cf0c0cc5079095dc60741b93b7.jpgWe were supposed to include something else in the Show Notes, but I forget now what it was....Recorded 15 June 2021.

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Wacky & The Hitmaker unpack episodes of "Hart to Hart" and maybe some other stuff.

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The Hitmaker & Wacky B

Produced by Nicholas Markos

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