PODCAST · comedy
Advice Accreditation Bureau
by Andy Procopis
Everybody has advice. Not all of it is good. So comedian Andy Procopis created Advice Accreditation Bureau — a fake government department reviewing the modern life advice flooding your feed.Each episode, Andy sits down with a funny yet unqualified guest to examine popular self-help tips, life advice, and personal rules. Every case ends with a verdict: Accredited or Revoked, despite no one in the room being remotely qualified to decide.
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"Nepo Wiggles" (w/ Freya Morton)
This week, I’m joined by my favourite (not one of) crowd work comedians, Freya Morton. Freya and I catch up about what’s been going on since she moved to Melbourne and found love. We talk about the responsibilities of cat-sitting, the importance of sunscreen, and how difficult it is to make friends as an adult. Freya thinks she should be able to wake up whenever she wants and explains who is who in the Australian music scene. I start campaigning for her to be able to say the f-slur and why I love Emma Memma. It’s a such a fun and funny ep, and our last for 2 weeks while I take a little break to move house. So please pray for me, or even better, share the pod with a friend. Follow me on Insta: @procopics Follow the pod on Insta: @adviceaccreditationbureau Follow the pod on Spotify Follow the pod on Apple Podcasts Follow Freya on Insta: @freya.comedy.au
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"Mariah, You're On Notice" (w/ Christian Wilkins)
This week, I’m joined by model and presenter, Christian Wilkins. Christian and I talk about what the "most delicious" role to be in the family dynamic would be, how our love of the pop girlies is only matched by the love we have for our brothers, and how ‘ambition’ has become a bad word. Christian gives advice around embracing your imperfections, and why we shouldn't "play it cool", and listener Marcel writes in asking us why his friend won’t post about him on socials. It’s a beautiful episode. Even more beautiful than a Jardan couch. Follow Christian here. Follow me, Andy here. Follow the podcast, here. If you enjoyed this episode, or other episodes, could you please leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts? It helps get this pod on the charts and in more ears.
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"Friend or Friendly?" (w/ AJ Lamarque)
This week, I’m joined by comedian, star basketballer, and Ancient Egypt enthusiast, AJ Lamarque. AJ and I discuss gay cruises, the types of passengers to look of for on planes, and carving a different and interesting path in the comedy circuit. AJ pitches his “Pool Theory” when it comes to how to spend your time and gives his two cents to a listener who has busted a friend on Grindr. I reveal my totally normal way of counting time and preach the concept of radical self-reliance as if I didn’t steal it from the Burning Man principles. AJ is touring UK and Europe, details are via the link in his bio. Follow AJ here. Follow me, Andy here. Follow the podcast, here. If you enjoyed this episode, or other episodes, could you please leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts? It helps get this pod on the charts and in more ears.
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"My Grandfather, Avril Lavigne" (w/ Sam Wade)
This week, I’m joined by comedian and girl dad, Sam Wade. Sam talks about his disdain for dancing, his love of mosasaurs, and flirts a little with me and my beautiful eyelashes. I share the tips and tricks from years of management training and while learning that I shouldn’t be a martyr and that my tight jaw is not just a disadvantage as a gay man, but could be a sign of neurodivergence. It’s a gorgeous chat. Sam’s performing his show “It Takes A Village, Idiot” at the end of June in Sydney. Check out his Insta for details. Follow Sam here. Follow me, Andy here. Follow the podcast, here.
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"Progressive Ghosts" (w/ Jess Fuchs)
This week, I’m joined by comedian, MC and queer ally, Jess Fuchs. We talk thrifting, Buddhism, and how the worst things to happen to you can be the funniest. Jess tries to convince me that doing things out of vengeance can be positive and that fluro green is a non-binary colour. I share my hot take on Yochi and ponder whether or not I’m a gym bro. It’s such a fun episode, one that Jess puts her body on the line for countless times, but it’s just testament to what a consummate professional she is. Jess is performing a series of shows as part of Qtopia Sydney's Pride Fest. You can find the details, plus the vast array of events happening here. Follow Jess here. Follow me, Andy here. Follow the podcast, here.
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"Obama did WHAT?" (w/ Pete Deppeler)
This week I’m joined by my friend, former colleague and famous radio intern, Pete Deppeler. We talk about all things radio; the lengths he went to get interviews with the Modern Family cast, how he didn’t pay for flights for ten years, and his switch from The Kyle & Jackie O Show and KIIS to his new home on The Christian O’Connell Show. Pete tries to pillage my data and persuade me to charge for premium content. While I, with my husky voice, share the draconian rules my parents had for using the landline and try and blag a free pair of shoes from ASICS. It’s always a fun chat with Pete. Lots of lols and (mostly) some good advice too. I hope you enjoy it! ++++ Follow Pete here. Follow Kayaking Sydney here. Follow The Christian O'Connell Show here. +++ Follow me, Andy here. Follow the podcast, here.
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"Trust Your Body, Trust Your Soul" (w/ Jarryd Prain)
This week, I'm joined by 2023 RAW National finalist, Jarryd Prain. We talk about what Nicole Scherzinger is best known for, the worst case scenario when asking someone out, and determine when is the best time for butt stuff. Jarryd reveals that he loved the Pink Power Ranger and that he wants to go on MAFS while I’m stuck reminiscing about The Thundercats and confessing I identify with Lisa Simpson. It’s a great ep, there is something for anyone that farts. Follow Jarryd here. Follow me, Andy, here. Follow the podcast here. +++ Watch the little girl scared of her farts here. Watch Nicole Scherzinger's indecision end Rachel Crow's dreams here.
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"Chanel No. 5" (w/ Nick White)
This week, I’m joined by the talented Mr Nick White. We talk skin care routines, Australian Idol reunions, and the strategic use of thirst traps to sell stuff. Nick tells us how Dave ‘Hughesy’ Hughes makes him think and helps a listener Nina with some advice after she heard too much. While I, with my full head of hair, start to question if I should start catching Didis, and if Zoë Kravitz is a vampire. If you’re in Brisbane, you can catch Nick perform “Nick White’s Talent Night” at The Powerhouse on May 21. Otherwise follow Nick on Instagram. Follow Andy on Instagram. Follow Advice Accreditation Bureau on Instagram.
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"Aioli" (w/ Edan McGovern)
This week, I'm joined by comedian, MC and one half of the Nobody Asked podcast, Edan McGovern. We talk about restoring the balance of quiet gays, our respective grandmother’s thoughts on global warming, and how fascism wants you to be skinny. Edan says you should kiss your friends but also, you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do, as long as you’re willing to face the punishment of death. I talk about ordering from the breakfast menu at Flash nightclub and being a proud people pleaser. And we both agree that self-care has limits. Grab some chips and aioli or aoli and enjoy! Follow Edan on Instagram Follow Andy on Instagram Follow the Nobody Asked Podcast on Instagram and YouTube Follow Advice Accreditation Bureau on Instagram and YouTube
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"The Curse of The Optimist" (w/ Sam Bowden)
This week I'm joined by comedian, writer, and my favourite type of historian, Sam Bowden. Sam's show, "don't panic! (it's happened before)" is all about the cyclical nature of the events in history and one of my favourite comedy shows. We talk personal growth, the game of life, and Brisbane high schools. Sam talks about how a haunted house taught him the importance of where you live and I reveal why I'm starting to get more creative in how I celebrate vs how I commiserate. It's a really fun and interesting chat. You can follow Sam on Instagram or listen this his podcast Whoa, Free Lunch!? here.
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"Chekhov's Stream" (w/ Joshua Khoury)
This week, I’m joined by 2026 RAW Comedy National winner, t-shirt designer, and future creator of the Letterboxd for pub urinals, Joshua Khoury. We talk about religion, cool offices, and growing a female demographic. Joshua gives advice to people looking to take a gap year, anyone starting something new, and a very rich listener writes in for advice regarding the very relatable problem of earning too much money. Check it out, forward it to your friends, and if you can, don’t forget to call your Mum. You can follow Joshua on Instagram at @joshua__khoury And if you’re in Sydney, check him out during Sydney Comedy Festival at Break Out Comedy: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/break-out-comedy/
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"Cutie Pie Dads of the World" (w/ Louis Hanson)
This week I’m joined by actor, writer, and comedian Louis Hanson who is town promoting his “Good Boy!” tour. We talk about our cutie pie Dads, the merit of the term Guncle, and try to hustle brand deals from Qantas. We also both agree in the importance of naps under the covers and that having your friends and loved ones on Find My is handy, not intrusive. So grab the poppers from the fridge and get listening. Buy tickets to Good Boy! Tour here: https://comedy.com.au/tour/louis-hanson/
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"Four Chords and the Truth" (w/ Brendan Hancock)
This week, I'm joined by the wonderful comedian, writer and producer, Brendan Hancock. We talk pool parties, Sex and the City, and geopolitics in the Middle East. Brendan reveals he wasn't a child piano prodigy, he's not in crisis, and that he likes to crack jokes during sex. While I flex my power at the Bureau and my ability to recall the iMDB history of Australia's own Murray Bartlett. We then go on to give advice to parents, which as two childless men, we're well positioned to do. Enjoy!
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"The Hans Gruber Thing" (w/ Anthony Locascio)
This week, I have a very funny and meaningful chat with comedian, Anthony Locascio. We talk about Anthony’s time at a silent “course”, review my wog credentials, and share our very different core memories about the Home of the Arts (HOTA) on the Gold Coast. If you're a comedian, live in Adelaide, or someone who does or doesn't wear deoderant, there is something in here for you. You can catch Anthony's show The Divine Comedy at Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Sydney Comedy Festival or various dates around Europe. Links below. https://www.instagram.com/locash.comedian/ https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/anthony-locascio-the-divine-comedy/ https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/anthony-locascio/
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"Queen of the Nasdaq" (w/ John Glover)
This week, I have a rambunctious chat with John Glover. Do not be fooled by the title of this episode... this is not a finance podcast. We have both splurged on Invisalign. Besides spruiking dental boutiques and forcing me to look at his wet teeth, John challenges the motives of those you work with and draconian driving laws. I out myself as driving automatic and prove to be combative, singlet-wearing host, despite my lifelong commitment to be kind to others. You can check out John on his Substack or in his show Be My BFFFFFFF at the Melbourne International or Sydney Comedy Festivals. Links below: https://johnglover.substack.com/ https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/be-my-bfffffff/ https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/john-glover-be-my-bfffffff/
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"In The Name Of Femininity" (w/ Guneet Kaur)
This week, I'm joined by Guneet Kaur. Guneet is a fantastic comedian and MC who never bombs, and if you've heard otherwise, you've heard wrong. We talk about not needing a reason to leave your job (other than paying rent) and how 22-year-old relationship coaches on TikTok might not know what they're talking about. If you're in Melbourne or Sydney, you can check out Guneet at each cities' Comedy Festival. Ticket details below: MEL: https://events.humanitix.com/sharp SYD: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/guneet-kaur/
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"Weaponised Incompetence" (w/ Steph Broadbridge)
This week, I have an earnest and hilarious chat with one of my favourite comedians, Steph Broadbridge. Steph is the creator of Breaking the Musical, a musical inspired by her four-year-old nephew and definitely not about a litigious Olympian. We talk about having a mantra, how gay men meet each other, and why a job you only like, and not love, is okay. You can check out Steph, and the rest of the cast of Breaking the Musical, at the Canberra Theatre Centre on Saturday 21 March 2026. Ticket details below: https://canberratheatrecentre.com.au/show/breaking-the-musical-2026/
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"Sex Idiot" (w/ Tommy Farrelly-Rogers)
This week I’m joined by comedy writer and former model, Tommy Farrelly-Rogers. Tommy looks like he has it all: Armie Hammer good looks. Two surnames in this economy. But he wants you to know he’s a sweaty guy who struggles with procrastination and IBS. We talk about flaky advice, the beauty of assonance, and the greatest tragedy to happen ever in Germany. So heat up your Activate Meal (not a sponsor) and enjoy the episode.
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"I'm Gay and My Dog is Dead" (w/ Joshua Fox)
This week I’m joined by Author, Creator, and Norwegian tourism ambassador, Joshua Fox. Joshua shares his savvy money making tips for singles wanting to get on the property ladder. While I learn how to say "I need water" in Norwegian and what the term "oily" means in English. We also reminisce about a time before ick was a word and chat about whether you need to pay $30 to learn how to not give a f*ck. So take off your socks, get comfy, and enjoy the episode.
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"Everything Has Been Going On Forever" (w/ Bec Charlwood)
This week we have one of my comedy Godmother’s joining the pod... it’s the absolutely delightful, Bec Charlwood. Bec brags about meeting Jane Krakowski and contemplates getting a new doctor. While I discover that Highlander and Outlander are two completely different shows. We also respond to a listener question that is for the ages. So limber up your wonky knee and tune in as two aspiring matinee comedians pursue a dream.
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"The Carly Rae Jepsen Cinematic Universe" (w/ Kevin Han)
It's the new Lunar New Year... or is it? To help me celebrate is Kevin Han. Not because he's Extremely Tall and Incredibly Chinese (the name of his 2025 MICF show) but because he has great taste in music. We make jovial small talk about light hearted topics like drugs, religion, and recreational schizophrenia, before embarking on a deep sea dive into a much more serious topic... Carly Rae Jepsen. This podcast was recorded and filmed at AIIMS Creator Hub aiims.com.au/creator-hub/ Music by Hear That? hearthat.com.au
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"Straight People Are In Crisis" (w/ Jake Howie)
The virgin flight of Advice Accreditation Bureau is taking off and joining me to serve moist towelettes and laughs is Jake Howie. His show Baddie Burns Bridges is playing at the Factory Theatre in Sydney on February 19, but he's stopped by the Bureau to have a gossip (because that's allowed) and pursue his dreams (because he still has time). Hopefully you will learn something, or laugh at something, or failing that, feel the uncontrollable urge to explore Kelly Clarkson's back catalogue.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Everybody has advice. Not all of it is good. So comedian Andy Procopis created Advice Accreditation Bureau — a fake government department reviewing the modern life advice flooding your feed.Each episode, Andy sits down with a funny yet unqualified guest to examine popular self-help tips, life advice, and personal rules. Every case ends with a verdict: Accredited or Revoked, despite no one in the room being remotely qualified to decide.
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