altinthefamily

In episode 5 we discuss protecting your kids from not only sex, drugs and rock and roll, but from sibling bullying too. Darwinism in the toddler universe is alive and thriving. Only the strong survive, who will get the juice box?

In this episode we sit down with our first guest, Jacob Gallegos, one half of the art duo, The 80′s Kids. We talk about art, being a co-parent, and even hitting your kids. Jacob Gallegos – In 1979, Jacob began training at a local Gold’s Gym to start beefing up his physique. Once his muscles began glistening in the light of the Venice beaches, he knew he was ready to take on the most meat-laden meatheads at surrounding city’s YMCAs in “winner takes all” wrestling matches. The winning came easy to young Gallegos, it was the memorization of the lines for each match that tricked him up. After a brutal beating at a Baltimore basement match, Gallegos met a beautiful vixen by the name of Pancake Molly who’s hair was golden as a shortstack and who offered Jacob the chance to train with WWE champions. The history of his accomplishments can be found on any internet fansite, but suffice it to say that his legacy will endure the ages, brother.

After the technical disaster that was podcast episode 2, we were eBay champions and picked up some new audio gear to give you an awesome episode 3, minus the weird scene of Darth Vader yelling noo0o0o0o when he learns of Padame’s demise. In this episode of the podcast we chat for a second about roadtrips but that turned into a decent discussion about masturbation.