Andrew's Monologues

Send us Fan MailIt's all new for a recently elected MP. Not to worry, the Chief Whip has plenty of experience in every aspect of becoming a successful politician!!

Send us Fan MailGeraldine takes me from my job in waste water to a new life as an entrepreneur, although the transformation is not without its difficulties.This five minute episode is not to be missed!

Send us Fan MailAn unfortunate turn of events means our intrepid sailor becomes a local hero - at least for a while...

Send us Fan MailA new take on the familiar Christmas Story.Happy Christmas!!

Send us Fan MailI'd heard that dogs could help people who might be experiencing anxiety or stress.So, I decided to take my Cocker Spaniel - Stella - to visit our local old folks home. It didn't quite work out as I expected.We won't be visiting again.

Send us Fan MailSo you have a dog and think you are in charge? If your dog is anything like mine, then think again!!!  See the video of Olive our cockapoo on X: @andrewsmonologs 

Send us Fan MailIt was the final straw: Limoncella's temper was too much for me...

Send us Fan MailAfter a family argument, trying to make amends doesn't always go as we would hope.

Send us Fan MailAfter receiving the worst news from my Doctor, I find out that someone close to me is looking forward to me passing on what little money I have. I need to manage her expectations!!!

Send us Fan MailFirst time skiing? How embarrassing can a holiday be???

Send us Fan MailSailing misadventures in a very small boat - preparation is the key but not in this case! But all's well that ends -  in a domestic!!!!

Send us Fan MailHospital visiting time chaos when yours truly is asked to deliver a dressing gown to a sick aunt...

Send us Fan MailHave you ever tried to organise a social event with work colleagues? It can be a complete nightmare - it certainly was for me!!!

Send us Fan MailA pre take-off incident is problematic for a new steward!

Send us Fan MailIs your granny anything like mine?

Send us Fan MailNot everything is as it seems in the vaccination centre!

Send us Fan MailDealing with an unfaithful husband...

Send us Fan MailA five minute tale about a first blind date...

Send us Fan MailA stag party visit to Spain gets complicated...

Send us Fan MailRelationships at work can be hard. Sometimes it's necessary to devise the perfect crime, but will it work?

Send us Fan MailA series of ill-advised relationships result in a whole load of trouble...