ASBC / Father (Art) and Son (Elliot) Talk About Everything

S3 : EP 7 — Making New Math: You Stepping Over the Line! 🎙️ We’re talking confusion today, childhood trauma, protecting your peace, victim mentality, secrets, bad people winning, and why healthy disagreement matters. From; tech necks, cavity conspiracies, and brutally honest friendships — this episode is funny, raw, unhinged, and somehow still healing. We big each other up, then immediately talk shit. Balance. 🍀

S3 : EP6 - “Do you kiss your pet on the lips”?Zero patience. Infinite petty rage.This podcast dives into the everyday nonsense that quietly ruins our sanity—from baby talk with your pets to “Foods we won’t try”. It’s, sarcastic, and just self-aware enough to admit we might be the problem. Tune in, get annoyed, feel seen.Don't forget to follow us and share some feedbackEmail us your questions:[email protected] our website:www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comListen to our album on Spotify: the Dirty Street Pigeons!!!Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezed

S3 : EP5 “Cheeto Dust on all my Fingers”Goes all-in on guilty pleasures; the messy, embarrassing, weirdly satisfying kind. From stress-eating binges and a childhood lemon-eating disaster to athlete’s foot confessions and an ice-cold slushee Snapple obsession, nothing is off-limits.Add telemarketer avoidance and side eye for people who skip the sink after using public restrooms, and you’ve got chaos that hits a little too close to home.Underneath it all, there’s growth. We dig into empathy, second chances, and the idea that the “black sheep becomes the GOAT.” Not everyone deserves endless chances but some people really do change. Between life getting harder and people getting softer in the right ways, we ask: are we evolving… or just coping louder?Don't forget to follow us and share some feedback.Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comFollow me on TikTok: @artysneezed**Special Shot Out to***@RGV_Recommends Listen to our music: The Dirty Street Pigeons (on Spotify)Thank you for all of your support...bleep bleep bleep!!

S3 : EP4 — “What’s going on here, mate?”We’re back from Cancun—sunburned, overcharged, and questioning everything. From a wild Michael Jackson impersonator at The Borracho Burro Cantina to strangers hijacking conversations like unpaid co-hosts, it gets weird fast.We debate whether travel is overrated, touch on how different cultures handle death, and Fry some Fish: Texas freeways (Elliot’s enemy), bartering (Arty’s nightmare), and vacation markups.Funny, and a little existential. Yanelly brings a lot of insight with these topics! Don’t forget to follow us and share some feedback. Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comFollow me on TikTok: @artysneezedListen to our music: The Dirty Street Pigeons (on Spotify) Thank you for all of your support…bleep bleep 🤬 bleep!!

S3 : EP2 “Yes, I’m the Troll 👿… and What of It?”This week we’re calling out the weird little things humans do on autopilot—like smacking the remote like it owes us rent, aggressively mashing elevator buttons, and opening the fridge for the 6th time hoping a pizza magically spawned.We also dive into the completely made-up social rules everyone obeys for no reason: the awkward “after you” door standoff, fake “we should hang out sometime” promises, and the sacred last slice of pizza nobody is brave enough to claim.Basically… we’re questioning society’s dumbest habits, exposing our brain’s weird glitches, and yes—trolling humanity a little along the way. Have a seat and lend us your ears. Let’s fry some fish together. If you’ve ever said “what?” and then answered the question anyway… this episode is for you. 🎙️🔥Follow me on TikTok @artysneezedSend us your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a business? Service or product? Contact us!Thank you for listening, it's Season 3!! Whooo hooooDon't forget to follow and comment!Co-Host: ElliotCo-Host: YanellyCo-Host: Arty Sneezed 🤧

S3 : EP 1 “That’s a Toe Tapper”Do you feel music… or is it just background noise while you shampoo? 🎧This week we dive into whether people actually connect to lyrics or just vibe on the surface. Are you the “music is my entire personality” type, or the “wait… there were words?” type?Meanwhile, we’ve got fish to fry: Elliot is personally victimized by the lack of a home water dispenser, declares war on canker sores, and continues his lifelong beef with Texas freeways.We also break down the art of spotting a fake crying victim vs. a real tear shedding human because not all sniffles are created equal. Plus, Elliot’s maturing… and honestly? It looks good on him.Shoutout to our resident guest Yanelly for pulling up and keeping us grounded (somebody has to).Press play. Stay hydrated. Avoid the freeways 🛣️ Follow me on TikTok @artysneezedSend us your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a business? Service or product? Contact us! Thank you for listening, it’s Season 3!! Whooo hoooo Don’t forget to follow and comment!

S2 : EP 26Episode 1: “Ride It Until the Roller Skate Wheel Falls Off”This episode is about knowing when to quit… and all the dumb places we refuse to. We talk eating food that’s clearly expired, living off lunch specials like it’s a religion, reusing plastic utensils like pioneers, and why loud sneezers act like they’re performing for Broadway.We rant about parents who won’t be the boss, public spitters, and people who talk in public like they’re hosting a TED Talk. Plus: tortilla chips that attack your gums, bathroom stalls held hostage by phone-scrolling strangers, and that moment when you’re the only one laughing and still going.Basically: when should you raise the white flag… and when do you ride it until the wheel falls off?Bad habits. Pet peeves. Zero dignity. 🛼💀Don’t forget to follow us or subscribe. Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comFollow me on TikTok @artysneezed Want us to promote your business? product or Services? Contact us!

S2 : EP25Welcome to : You’re officially a Sliding Ankle Sock 🧦Annoying, uncomfortable, and somehow everywhere. Kinda of like people who eat your food and expect you to share but hide their food in their room so they don’t have to share. They make things uncomfortable, sort of like a sliding ankle sock. We bounce through chaotic debates like ranch vs. farm, school, Stranger Things, and the ultimate question: what’s your last meal? (Chili cheese fries, obviously 🌶️🍟). Plus, we dive deep into—sleep paralysis is not a bad dream. Your brain wakes up, your body doesn’t, and fear shows up uninvited. Scary stuff. “Do You Have a Fish to Fry?”—the segment where we air out the petty things that quietly ruin our day.**A very special thanks to our listeners for helping us reach the end of Season 2! We are super grateful 🥹 for your support.**Leave us a review or comment & please follow us & tell all your friends. Send us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comFollow me on TikTok: @artysneezedContact us if you want to promote a product, business or service.

S2 : EP 24Schooled at Home, my Classmate is the Couch”In this episode, we dive into the pros and cons of homeschooling—what works, what doesn’t, and everything in between. We also explore therapy, with Arty sharing how he’s grown more open to it as he gets older. School safety and bullying are also on the table, because no one should have to deal with it.We talk about chosen family and why sometimes blood isn’t thicker than water. Plus, Yanelly gives an update on her brave decision to move to a new state and start a fresh chapter in her life. Honest, thoughtful, and full of real talk—you won’t want to miss it.Send us your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comFollow me on TikTok: @artysneezedWant us to promote a business, service or product? Contact us! Thank you 🙏 for listening, please leave us a review and follow us!

S2: EP 23 – “Trust Your Gut” explores why intuition is often smarter than overthinking and peer pressure. We talk about what happens when you ignore that inner voice—regret, stress, bad decisions, and moments where you think, I knew this felt wrong. From exams to real-life chaos, not trusting yourself usually backfires.The episode also digs into relying on other people’s opinions, especially when they don’t really care. From sharing your art and getting a flat “yeah, it’s good,” to letting toxic people back in despite the red flags, we cover why trusting yourself is hard in a world that rewards conformity—and why listening to your gut is worth it.*Thank you for listening to our PODCAST. Can you believe it’s almost been a year since we decided to broadcast our lives together. 2 Seasons and nearly 50 Episodes in and we are just getting started* Looking forward to 2026! Special shot out to my son / co-host Elliot for bringing your talent and magic to the show! I’m (ArtySneezed) feeling very appreciative and motivated to keep moving forward*Follow me on TIKTOK: @ArtySneezed Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to us promote a product, service or business? Contact us or send us free stuff for us to discuss on the air!! Bleep, Bleep, Bleep! See ya next year!!

S2 : EP 22“Explaining Idioms to an Idiot”This week, we’re diving into idioms—the phrases that sound normal until you actually listen to them. Why are we cracking nuts, judging books, and comparing humans to cucumbers? No clue, but we’re pretending to be experts. We break down classics like “A hard nut to crack,” “Better late than never,” and the ever-snobby “born with a silver spoon.”If you’ve ever wanted language explained by two people barely qualified to explain anything, congratulations—you’re home.Then we debut “Fish Fry”—our new segment where your problems go into the pan and we roast them to perfection. This week’s catch: poor Karen, who apparently can’t complain anymore without getting publicly executed by corporate America. Meanwhile, the real villains—greedy companies—aren’t doing their jobs and are letting us fight in the comments while they cash checks. Grab your headphones; things are about to get fried, snarky, and deliciously dumb.Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezedSend us your question: [email protected] to promote a service, business or product? Contact us!Visit our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comPlease 🙏 follow us and spread the word! Thanks for your support!

S2 : EP21*What do we really know about A.I?*From utopian tech dreams to existential meltdowns, we dive into how AI is reshaping everything jobs, truth, privacy, even your brain’s ability to tell real from fake. It’s part science, part panic attack, and all brutally honest.Join us as we roast the hype, decode the fear, and laugh through humanity’s awkward transition into the age of intelligent machines. Because if the robots are taking over, we might as well make it a good show.Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezedemail us your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepswndcrashes.comWant to promote a service, business or  product? Contact us. Don’t forget to follow us, leave comment or tell your friends about our podcast! Thanks for listening!

Episode 20 Season 2Is Having Kids Worth It? (Seriously, Though.)Welcome to the podcast that asks the brutally honest question most people are too scared (or sleep-deprived) to say out loud: Are kids really worth it?We’re not here to scare you off or recruit you to Team Child-Free — we’re here to balance the baby books. Everyone talks about the magical moments, but what about the identity crises, sleep-debt, and generational trauma loops? If you didn’t exactly have a parenting role model, where the hell are you supposed to learn this stuff?Each episode dives into the messy, beautiful, soul-crushing, life-affirming reality of parenting — or choosing not to. No judgment, just unfiltered truth, some dark humor, and hopefully a few “Oh my god, same” moments.Whether you're a parent, thinking about becoming one, or just dodging baby showers like landmines — this one's for you.Follow me Arty on TikTok: @artysneezedFollow Elliot: @chicken.ratz Email us your thoughts: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a service, product or business? Contact us!

Episode 19 Season 2 *Are second chances worth it*Let’s get real—not all family deserves a seat at your table. The truth? Sometimes the healthiest thing you can do is cut ties and keep it pushin’. Sure, forgiveness is noble, but so is protecting your peace. Join us as we unpack second chances, sketchy relatives, and why walking away might just be the glow-up move psychology approves. Warning: may cause boundary breakthroughs and unexpected laughter.Email us your questions : [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a product, service or business? Contact us. Check out TIKTOK: @artysneezed

S2 : EP18Are you born with a resting B face or is it something you develop? (Spoiler: there's an actual condition for it.) Why do we side-eye people who smile too much? Is it creepy? And can you actually tell when someone's smile is fake? Let’s dive into why some of us can’t smile back, even though it costs us nothing. Can a smile reflect your soul, or are some people just born grumpy? Oh, and what about those awkward laughers? We’ve all been there. Plus, why do young people seem so mad all the time?Grab your coffee, fix your grin (or not), and join us for a ride through the weird world of facial expressions. It’s way more than just about teeth.Email us your questions : [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a product, service or business? Contact us. Check out TIKTOK: @artysneezed Check out TIKTOK: @estilo.puro.956

S2 : EP 17Trendzzz from today and way back whenFrom flannel-wrapped grunge kids and neon rave zombies to Napster downloads that took three days (and crashed at 98%), we dive into the wildest trends from the 90s and beyond. Expect Dr. Martens, bowl cuts, frosted tips, fanny packs, pacifiers & a soundtrack of thumping house beats. We’ll also break down why women fall  for performative men—you know, the guys who thought strumming three chords or carrying a “Labubu Doll”(stuffed toy) made them deep. It’s nostalgia with attitude, half history lesson, half roast session.Thanks for listening. Don’t forget to follow us! Email your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote your business, product or service? Contact us!

S2 : EP16 Rule of ThumbIf you’re still using your roommate’s toothbrush to clean the bottom of your shoes, this one’s for you. We talk hygiene crimes: sleeping in makeup, mystery towels, tampon time bombs, and why flushable wipes > TP. Bonus: revenge toothbrush stories and shower confessions that may scar you. Don’t worry, it’s all (sort of) educational.Art Vile’s TikTok: @artysneezedVisit our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comSend us your questions: [email protected] for listening, don’t forget to follow!

🎙️S2 : EP15 "What’s the Rush? Settle Down, It’s Only Life"Why are we all sprinting toward burnout like there’s a prize at the end? This week, we hit pause on hustle culture and talk:    •    Siestas, slow living, and why other countries have it all figured out    •    Green spaces     •    Stress, burnout, and the mental health dumpster fire of modern life    •    Kids: option, not obligation    •    Why city life is making us anxious, broke, & angry 😬 😡😠😤🤬😖😾Slow down. Breathe. This isn’t a race it’s just life. Thank you for supporting our podcast. Don’t forget to follow us and tell your friends. Art Vile’s TikTok: @lifeimitatingme

S2 : EP 14 What the hell is Mercury in retrograde? Come and find out in this episode as Elliot and his girlfriend Yanelly talk about interesting changes in their lives, a deep convo and the steps people should take to be truly happy. You cant blame everything on the stars.! have questions? Ask Here: [email protected]: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com

🎧 S2 : EP13: “Energy Vampires keep zapping me”Ever feel emotionally mugged after a convo? Yeah, you just got zapped by an energy vampire. These people thrive on your empathy and leave you feeling like a drained phone battery at 3%. In this episode, we’re calling them out, judging (yes, judging) with pride, and diving into why some people, places, and even pets either lift you up—or suck the soul right outta you.We’re also talking energy in houses… not with ghosts, but with cold relationship energy, wet blanket friends, and bad vibes that even sage is scared of. Grab your holy water, open those windows, and let’s detox your damn space.🧛‍♂️💀✨***Thanks for listening! Please follow and leave a comment**Email your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a service, product or business? Contact us

S2 : EP 12🎧 Do You Have the Hustle?Let’s be real — some people were born ready to sprint through life, others are still looking for the motivation to get off the couch... and they’ve been “thinking about it” since 2009.This podcast is not for the lukewarm, the half-asleep, or the "I’ll do it when I get a raise" crowd. It’s for the ones with fire in their gut and purpose in their playlist.We’re breaking down the psychology of drive, calling out the professional bare-minimums, and asking the real questions — like why some people treat effort like it’s a subscription service they forgot to renew.From lazy co-workers to soul-sucking friend groups, from Guitar Hero fails to real-life hero energy — we're cutting through the excuses and comfort zones like a hot knife through butter 🧈 Because here’s the thing: life’s too short to walk like you’ve got bricks in your shoes.So, again we ask… Do you have the hustle? Or nah?Don’t forget to follow! Thanks for listening. Send your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a business, service or product? Contact us!

S2 : EP 11 – "Make Up Your Damn Mind"You know that person who can't decide what they want to eat but will absolutely complain about your choice? Or the one who makes up their mind, then spends the next hour whining about it? Yeah, we’ve all been there. In this episode, we dive into the chaotic world of indecision: why we take forever to make choices, why we second-guess ourselves, and why everyone else’s opinion seems to complicate everything. Whether you're stuck in a "good vs. good" dilemma, drowning in "bad vs. bad" choices, or just can't see past your own emotional fog, we've got you covered. Spoiler: It's not just about food, it’s about life, and sometimes, the hardest choice is just picking a damn side.🎙️ Thank you for listening, don’t forget to follow us!  Email your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a business, service or product? Contact us

S2 : EP10 “Is Everyone Nosey?”👀 Peeking through blinds. Eavesdropping with the TV on mute.We all know that person—the privacy predator who treats your life like a Netflix series they’re bingeing without permission. In this episode, we’re calling out the curtain-twitchers, the gossip dealers, and the boundary bulldozers. Why are people so damn nosy? And more importantly—how do you shut them down without setting your entire social circle on fire?We’ll break down the top signs you’ve got a nosy nuisance in your life and drop real talk on how to reclaim your peace, one firm boundary at a time.Privacy is power. Let's take it back. 🎙️ Thank you for listening, don’t forget to follow us!  Email your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a business, service or product? Contact us

S2 : EP9 Happy Fathers Day Yuck Mouth!Description:Yuckmouth isn’t just about bad breath or yellow teeth—it’s about the mess we carry in our mouths and our lives. From bad breathe and busted grills to cursing moms, missing dads, and growing up clueless, we unpack the ugly truths nobody wants to talk about. Is it bad hygiene? Bad parenting? Or just bad luck?We talk flossing, fatherhood, first shaves, foul language, and fumbled life lessons. It’s the blind leading the blind through puberty, pain, and figuring shit out—without a playbook. One electric toothbrush might change your smile, but what fixes the way you speak, act, or parent?This show’s got sharp takes, hard questions, and zero sugarcoating. You might laugh. You might cringe. You might feel called out. Welcome to Yuckmouth—because some reputations are hard to clean up.Email your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a business, service or product? Contact us!

S2 : EP 8 Welcome to the podcast that dares to say what others won’t: not every pet is a good pet — and not every pet owner should be one.We get into the messy, funny, sometimes tragic world of animals and the humans who think they’re in charge. From off-leash chaos and roadkill realness, to cats that act shady 24/7 and purse dogs with zero chill — we’re talking it all.Should you taxidermy your dead pet? Do fish have a death wish? Are Frenchies actually cute or just anxious gremlins with nasal issues? We investigate.And when it’s all too much, we’ll balance the madness with stories of true animal heroism — dogs who saved lives, helped in disasters, and healed hearts better than any therapist.Dark, weird, and occasionally wholesome. Because let’s be honest: some pets are jerks — and we still kinda love them.Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a service, business or product? Contact us!! Don’t forget to follow us!!

S2 : EP 6 Are you an Ugly Duckling?🐥 Everyone knows the fairytale. This one’s different.I wasn’t just the “ugly duckling”—I was the invisible kid. Ethnic, awkward, second-language speaker. Even the teachers ignored me. At 7, I stopped playing along. While the class ran carnival races, I walked the other way—my silent protest. My first “fuck you” to the system.This episode is about growing up unseen, fighting to be seen, and the messy road to self-worth. We talk fake “favorite child” gaslighting, strangers vs. parents' validation, and the moment I stopped apologizing for who I was.Plus—does fashion actually change how men are perceived? And why do some of the most beautiful girls not believe it?This isn’t a glow-up story. It’s a reckoning.Send your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comContact us if you want to promote a Product,Service or Business.

S2 : EP 5A penny for your thoughts. Just how Important is money. Money — can’t live without it, can’t stop stressing over it. This podcast episode dives into the wild, emotional rollercoaster of our relationship with cash. From thrift store Christmases to income tax glow-ups and repo regrets, we talk about how money shapes us — and sometimes breaks us.We ask the real stuff: Is money evil or just misunderstood? Why do broke people give more than millionaires? Can two siblings grow up the same but see money totally different? And how does being broke as a single parent change everything?Whether you're rich, poor, or somewhere in overdraft limbo, we’re here for the laughs, the guilt, and the “damn, that’s real” moments. Welcome to your financial therapy session — with jokes.*follow us**Email your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comIf you would like to promote a product, service or business, please contact us.

S2 : EP 4 COVID-19 didn’t just shake the world — it cracked mine wide open. From BLM protests and Karens in the wild to empty shelves, closed businesses, and a nation armed with misinformation and ammunition, this podcast unpacks the chaos that changed everything. We’re talking lost jobs, broken schools, shuttered dreams, and dogs doubling as bodyguards. No filter, no fluff — just raw stories from the edge of a society spiraling. Because when the world stopped, we started recording.*Don’t forget to Follow Us! Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com*contact us, if you want to promote a service, business or product*

S2 : EP 3 The Secret Life of Duacy Douglas“Things Are Not Always What They Seem”Ever called an Uber on vacation and ended up on a death-defying joyride through the underworld of Washington D.C.? No? Just us? In this episode, Duacy and Elliot relive that weekend getaway where the Lincoln Memorial and Space Museum were just minor footnotes to a banana-peel-covered, mumble-rap-blasting, smoke-filled Uber from hell.Join us as we recount the moment our uber driver (Duacy Douglas)pulled up like he was cast in Fast & Questionably Furious, cleared the backseat with all the grace of a raccoon in a drive-thru, and decided seatbelts were just a suggestion. Somewhere between swerving through tunnels, bridge-top detours, and contemplating emergency window exits, we both realized: saying nothing while internally screaming is a universal human reflex.You’ll laugh, you’ll panic, and you’ll probably reconsider ride sharing apps.Hop in—if you dare.Don’t forget to follow us!! Send us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comIf you want to promote a product, service or business, please contact us!

S2 : EP 2Welcome to Like Throwing Salt on a Snail — a raw, restless, and a little ridiculous dive into how we stress ourselves out... and the weird, wild, sometimes wonderful ways we cope. Ever been set off by toe tapping under a desk or someone saying “no offense, but…”? Yeah. Us too. From unsolicited advice to personal space invaders, snorers, one-uppers, and loud chewers — this is the anti-serenity podcast where we air it all out.We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to relate. To scream-laugh through the madness. To share the odd rituals that keep us (barely) sane — whether it’s, nose breathing, hanging upside down like a bat, or watching people spiral on reality TV.This is stress culture with zero fluff. What grinds your gears? What saves your soul? Let’s talk about it — loudly, honestly, and maybe a little chaotically.Email us a question: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comWant to promote a product, service or business, please contact us!

S2 : EP 1 "Your Face looks like a Tire and you Need an Alignment"On today’s episode we lovingly (sort of) dissect the odd, hilarious, and downright unexplainable world of human features. We’re not scientists, dermatologists, or stylists. We’re just two dangerously observant weirdos with mics and a strong urge to compare your nose to a toucan’s beak.From chameleon eyes à la Oprah, to Gwen Stefani’s all-gum smile, to people shaped like the letter “P” — no forehead, tooth, or toe is safe. We’re diving deep into the animal kingdom, alphabet, and cartoon universe to explore the art of unfortunate anatomy. Ever seen someone with the bobblehead effect? Or hugged an old person and walked away smelling like a floral ghost? Yeah, we’re talking about it. We’ll break down real-life pancake faces, thumb-looking humans, armpit hair rebels, and the finger lip phenomenon. Think of it as National Geographic meets a roast battle... at a drag brunch.Listener discretion is advised. Sensitivity not included.New episodes every week. Bring your face — if you dare.Send us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comIf you want to promote a local business, product or service please contact us.

S1 : EP 25 – The University of LifeClass is in session—and it always will be.  In our season finale, we're breaking down the trials, the tribulations, and the hard-earned wisdom that only life itself can teach. No sugarcoating, no shortcuts—just raw lessons from the real world.**Don’t sweat the small stuff.**  Life will throw punches. When it does, *heal on your terms*. Be intentional about who’s in your corner—because friendship isn’t about the crowd, it’s about the connection.Forget chasing perfection. It’s a myth that steals the magic of the messy, beautiful now. Start recognizing the good—especially the small wins. Gratitude is a game changer.To our listeners in *27 countries*... we see you, we feel you, and we f**king appreciate you.  Season 1 is a wrap—but don’t get too comfortable. A full revamp is coming: new intros, new outros, new energy. **Thanks for riding with us. Stay bold. Stay thirsty. Stay learning.**email us a question: [email protected] our website: [email protected] you want to promote a product, service or business!! Please 🙏 contact us.

S1 : EP 24 Much to do About Nothing – Misconceptions & SuperpowersIn this episode, we’re clearing up the chaos, debunking the wildest misconceptions about us, and  dissecting the truths our *actual* superpowers. Spoiler: we’re not as “chill” as we seem (or maybe we are?). Art’s the “don’t sweat the small stuff” guy, but cross that line and prepare for the *silent treatment* of doom. Elliot thinks he’s on the spectrum? Yeah, maybe. But that doesn’t stop him from embracing his neurodivergence and flipping the script on mental health. Oh, and don’t forget our secret weapon: music. We may have different styles, but together, we’re a *musical* force to be reckoned with.  So grab your earbuds and get ready to laugh and maybe even learn something. Spoiler alert: there will be no door mats, just us calling out the BS. Don’t for get to follow us! Email your questions: [email protected] our website: [email protected] Contact us if you want to promote a business, service or product!

S1 : EP 23 **The Good and Bad with Video Games**In this episode, we’re talking about video games—the sweet, sweet dopamine hits... and the crushing disappointment when your character gets stuck and you get frustrated. We’ll cover everything from the joy of finally leveling up to the pure rage of video game fatigue. You know, the stuff that makes you question your life choices. We’ll also dive into the weird side of gaming culture, like why it feels like every boss fight is designed to ruin your day. Grab your controller (or your therapy bill), it’s about to get *real* messy.*Don’t forget to follow us**Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: [email protected] to promote a Product, Service or Business? Contact us!!

S1 : EP 22 "I'm Overstimulated and Woke Up Feeling Sick"**In this episode, we're venting, verbal vomiting, and sharing all the little annoyances that have been driving us crazy lately. From dry skin to canker sores to the worst experiences at the gym, we’re letting it all out. We dive into everything that’s irritating us today—from Uber cancellations to telemarketers, paper straws to the smell of the gym. We also get into some fun personal grievances like people who don’t smile, line cutters, and neighbors who can’t even say “hello.” It's one of those days where everything seems to pile up, and we’re here to share the chaos with you. Tune in for some relatable rants and laughs!Don’t forget to follow us! Send us your questions: [email protected] our website: [email protected] you want to promote a product, service or business, please contact us.Thanks for listening.

S1 : EP 21 Nowadays Anyone Can Be a DoctorIn this episode, we dive into the challenges of navigating the healthcare system in the USA. Sharing personal experiences with doctors, we discuss the frustrations of feeling unheard and the struggle for quality care. We explore how many doctors resist patient involvement and how discrimination, especially in lower-income communities, still runs rampant. Why is Elliot showing up with red Cheeto fingers to a follow up appointment. Talking about he wants to be healthier (LOL) We also touch on the importance of being an active participant in your own health journey and how holistic treatments like Red Light Therapy often get dismissed by traditional doctors. Despite these struggles, we emphasize the power of asking questions and demanding better care.Plus, Art shares his 8-9 years soda-free, and we celebrate our growing listener base across 7 counties! *Disclaimer: These are my personal experiences and not all doctors are alike.*Email us your questions: [email protected] out our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comContact us if you’re interested in promoting a business, product or service!

S1 : EP 20 "I Don’t Wanna, But I’m Gonna" – The Dark Side of SuccessIn this episode, we’re getting real about the price of success. From sacrificing your time, mental health, and relationships to risking your financial stability and ethics, success doesn’t come without a cost. We dive into the hidden toll of constant hustle, the burnout, the compromises, and the creativity we often lose in the race for more. Is it worth it? Can we really “work hard, play hard,” or does that dream fall apart under the weight of everything we give up? Elliot talks about surviving the war that is high school and why his “Dreams don’t have deadlines” mentality keeps him sane through it all. Get ready for a raw, unfiltered look at the sacrifices we make to get ahead.Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comContact us if; you want to promote a product, business or service.

S1 : EP 19 There's Marriage... and Then There's Texas MarriageStrap in for a wild ride through love, lust, and… Texas-style “freedom.” In this episode, we dive deep into everything from upside-down pineapples (yep, you read that right) to why younger folks are rushing into the big "I do." Is it love, or are they just trying to escape their parents’ basement?  We tackle the real question: **Why does Texas seem to win at sexual freedom**—could it be all the pent-up chicken energy? 🐔 Or is it just that everything’s bigger in Texas.Also, get ready for some hot takes on religion and how society programs us to act (even if you weren’t raised with a Bible in hand). Plus, we get into what makes a marriage work—*spoiler alert: Elliot is all about that positive outlook*—and Art gives us the real scoop on staying friends with your ex-wife. So, buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy, hilarious, and sometimes shocking ride.Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comIf your interested in promoting a product, business or services, please contact us.

S1 : EP 18Elliot's back from his travels to California, and in this episode, we dive into the world of public transportation. There was a time when taking the bus or train was seen as a sign of poverty, long before anyone cared about the greenhouse effect or pollution. Environmentalists didn’t exist, and public transit was stigmatized as something only lower-class people used, often leading to teasing at school. Art talks about how he couldn’t use bikes as a mode of transportation in his neighborhood because of the risk of getting mugged. He also shares his experience of riding the bus to school at just 11 years old. Meanwhile, Elliot recounts a terrifying moment when he and Art were almost attacked by a homeless shaman in Chicago. We also touch on Elliot’s confession that he hated learning to drive with Art due to Art’s nervous energy, and Elliot’s worst method of transportation: flying. Take a ride with us as we discuss all things transportation and the stories that come with them!Email us your questions: [email protected] our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comIf you’re interested in promoting a product or services, please contact us.

S1 :EP 17 Why Can’t We Be Friends?In this episode, we dive into the complexities of friendship—its many types, the importance of quality over quantity, and how friendships shape our lives. We explore navigating work vs. personal friendships, the influence of friends over parents, and when it's time to walk away from toxic friendships. From betrayal to forgiveness, we discuss the lessons learned from losing and growing with friends.Tune in for insights on valuing true friendship and understanding its role in our lives.**Listen now!**Website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comEmail us your questions: [email protected] If you would like to promote a product or business on our Podcast feel free to contact us to discuss.

S1 : EP 16 Soul Searching in Italy & Big Decisions**In today’s episode, I share my vacation to Italy 🇮🇹 and how travel helps me reflect on life. I’m lucky to travel the world for work 🌎, but I also talk about how you can’t just travel with anyone — it’s all about the right people.During my trip, I had a moment of clarity and decided to go to law school! Travel helped me finally make the leap. Elliot encourages you to try new things, even when life gets busy. I also discuss why immigration law is so important to me — I want to help people who want to help themselves. And my new motto: “I get shit done and I still have fun!” Plus, hear about the insane Michael Jackson impersonator we saw in Cancun and the challenges of vacation planning (but it’s worth it!).Tune in for all this and more!www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comSend us your questions: [email protected]

S1 : EP 15 *Album Review Episode*Miseducation of Lauryn Hill & Bright Eyes-I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning*, where we dive into the albums that have shaped us, one track at a time. In today’s episode, we each choose a special album to review, exploring what it means to us, the memories tied to it, and what we think the lyrics really say—though we can't always be sure! We also share a track from our own personal music project, *"Don't Feed the Birds"* by The Dirty Street Pigeons, a band formed by Art Vile and Elliot during the pandemic. As musicians ourselves, we take a moment to tell the story behind one of our songs(Edge of Mystery), giving you an inside look at the creative process. This is just the beginning of our journey through album reviews and personal song reflections. Join us, let’s talk music!Albums Reviewed: The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill & Bright Eyes “I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning. Email us your questions: [email protected]: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.comMail us your products for an honest review and promotion. Contact info on our website

S1 : EP14 In this episode, we’re sharing the dumb ways we’ve gotten hurt—because let's face it, humans are reckless. We’ll talk about our obsession with watching skateboarding kids wipe out on YouTube (bonus points if they break bones and scream for their mom). From Art’s forklift accident to a baseball bat to the head in junior high, we’ve had our fair share of injuries. I survived a bike crash that changed my life—broken teeth, and a friend in a coma. Plus, Elliot’s kindergarten scissors incident with his nemesis. Elliots mom got crushed by a wave and nearly paralyzed. Elliot jumped off the couch, face-planted, and saved his face with his eyebrow bone. We’ve got scars, stitches, and never broken a bone (we’re proud of that). Take care of your body—it's the only one you’ve got.Email us your Questions:[email protected]:www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com

Join us for Episode 13 of Therapy as we dive into the highs and lows of counseling. From thinking therapy was only for “crazy” people to realizing it’s now a part of everyday life, we’ll share awkward stories – like the school counselors who pushed heavy topics when we just needed someone to listen and let’s not forget the marriage counseling disaster(Art Vile) where I was blamed for everything.The struggle of finding the right therapist, and how therapy isn’t a cure—it’s just a toolbox. Ready for the real deal on therapy? Pull up a chair and let’s talk.Email us your questions:[email protected]:www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com

S1 : EP12 Welcome to *Truth Day*—a no-holds-barred episode where we say whatever’s on our minds. Art Vile and Elliot spitball stories, from sneaking snacks into theaters to the weirdness of losing your keys and blaming others.We reminisce about sneaking 20 kids into drive-ins, late-night playgrounds, and Art taking Elliot to the park for fresh air. Elliot getting bitten by a stray dog? Art was furious.We love museums, but Elliot hates history class (ironic, right?). And that 7-Eleven snack run with the kids? One penny short and the gas station owner refused to sell ice cream. Lost a little faith in humanity that day.Fist fights protecting family, Kmart’s creepy zombie employees, and how New York refuses to let you use a bathroom (we missed a flight because of it). Wendy’s spicy chicken nuggets are still top-tier, but seriously—who eats the McRib?E-mail us your questions below:[email protected]:www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com

S1 : EP11 Today, we’re talking love—how we try to control it, how we shouldn’t, and how I learned that the hard way. Love shouldn’t feel forced. How becoming a dad changed everything for me(Art)—my son (Elliot) taught me more about love than any relationship ever did. But let’s be real, relationships are messy. And Valentine’s Day? A bit of history: It started as a Roman festival, then Christianized, and it included a wild ritual where boys drew girls’ names out of a box to pick a girlfriend. Honestly, I wish girls did that today—maybe they’d give ugly guys a chance. V-Day has gone from deep meaning to overpriced dinners and chocolate. So, is it overrated or underrated? Let’s get into it. Email us your questions: [email protected]

S1 : EP10 Are we all stuck in a hamster wheel, running in place? Life’s the wheel, and we’re just going through the motions. Is this by design, or have we checked out? When Art was growing up, he juggled work, school, chores, and still partied. Kids today get a trophy for getting off the couch and call themselves adults for filling out a form online. We were the last hard-working generation. Now, everyone’s too lazy to put in the work. We were active, street-smart, and fit. Kids today? Glued to screens and gaining weight. They unlock Fortnite levels but can’t sense danger. Hypochondria’s at an all-time high. My generation dealt with our problems, but today’s kidzzzz self-diagnoses and makes it everyone else's issue. So, what’s the endgame? When you're plugged in, you only see what's right in front of you. Is that it? Email your questions to: [email protected]

S1 : EP9 In today’s episode, we’re diving into the wild world of voices! From vocal fry to baby talk, we’ll be pointing out and making fun of the different ways people speak. Join us for a hilarious ride through the most cringeworthy, bizarre, and attention-grabbing voices around—because today, we just feel like talking smack! We’ll cover: - High-pitched, nails-on-a-chalkboard voices - That lethargic vocal fry (looking at you, Kardashians) - Baby talk, drunk uncle ramblings, and more - The “perfectly articulate” know-it-alls - And so much more! Tune in for some laughs and a lot of voice-based roasting! Email us Your Questions : [email protected]

S1 : EP8 Hit the road with us as we explore the quirky, hilarious, and sometimes bizarre world of driving! Whether you're a road trip pro or just trying to survive the daily commute, we’ve got you covered. In today’s episode, we dive into everything from weird behind-the-wheel habits (like nose picking and flossing, yep, we said it) to the strange sights we spot on highways. We also spill some funny passenger confessions and share a few uncomfortable thoughts about trucker balls hanging off rear bumpers (you know exactly what we’re talking about). We’ll ask the tough questions: Who really decides the music playlist? What’s the deal with backseat drivers? And how old is too old to be behind the wheel? Plus, a few stories about texting and driving and who’s actually crashed more—me or (Elliots mom)? Join us for a wild ride full of laughs, confessions, and a whole lot of road trip revelations. Email us your questions: [email protected]

S1 : EP7 Welcome to the wild side of pet obsession. Art Vile and Elliot dive headfirst into the madness of modern pet culture—where fur babies get birthday parties, custom piñatas, and professional photoshoots. Emotional support animals are taking over the world (and our hearts), but why the hell is it okay to self-certify them? Shouldn’t there be a law against it? Get ready for wild stories, personal pet confessions, and some seriously questionable opinions on pet funerals. Do humans have animal DNA? Why do we kinda look like them? Oh, and is sleeping with your pet actually normal—or are you just a sucker for fur-covered sheets? Art’s got an animal phobia to unpack, too. Tune in, crack open a drink, and prepare to laugh until you can’t breathe—literally. This one’s gonna get messy. Email us your questions to: [email protected]