ASSTROLOGY

ASSTROLOGY 37. cusps are FAKE!?

Release Date: 4/4/2021

Duration: 38 Mins

Description: Are you born at the start or the end of a zodiac sign? This means you are on the cusp!.. Or are you?? Many established astrologers do not support this theory, and we’re here to find out why. In this episode, Rach and Aud present research, give their highly amateur opinions on this controversial topic, and begin doubting everything they thought they knew. Is there such a thing as a hybrid sign or should we just call BS? We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 36. interview w/ a pisces

Release Date: 3/21/2021

Duration: 62 Mins

Description: In this episode we welcome our dear friend, creative powerhouse & housemate, Matt Powell. Rachel and Audree give a spontaneous natal chart reading to this quirky solar Piscean. Through this, the three amigos discover the complexity of Matt’s chart, their being and how they relate to others in their life. It’s a wild ride on the boat of depth and discovery. It’s also a little spicy teehee. This is a must listen for those interested in hearing how our sun signs do not limit us to one existence. Matt is a Pisces - but there is A LOT more to the story. You can follow Matt on Instagram or Twitter @mattpowellicus. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 35. one whole year of ASS

Release Date: 3/7/2021

Duration: 42 Mins

Description: It’s ASSTROLOGY’S BIRTHDAY! What a wild year it’s been making this podcast. To celebrate we bring you an extra special birthday episode, filled to the brim with juice and joy, and some appalling singing (sorry not sorry xo). We dive into ASSTROLOGY’S birth chart, unpack some numerology, share our highlights and the things we’ve learned, and discover Audree isn’t 21. Happy birthday podcast, and thank you to you, sweet peachy listeners, for sharing your time and astrological journey with us. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

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Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 34. aquarius season!!

Release Date: 2/21/2021

Duration: 45 Mins

Description: Yes we are a little late but HAPPY BELATED AQUARIUS SEASON!! Did you know that Aquarius is in fact an AIR sign? In this episode, we give you the basics of the humanitarian zodiac sign. A little serious, a little quirky, a little sexy and most importantly rebellious af. Aquarians don’t vibe with outdated ideologies, OK boomer? Wherever Aquarius resides in your chart, this is the episode for you.  We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 33. touch me? love languages & astrology

Release Date: 2/14/2021

Duration: 41 Mins

Description: It’s our Erratic Valentines episode!! Today we deep dive into the intersection between love languages and astrology. We hit up good ol’ Gazza for the Five Love Languages, and then discover how they relate to our cosmic energies. We have an academia-gasm, sh*t on personality quizzes, and fall into an existential butthole. Enjoy some quality time with us this V Day. xoxo We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 32. is saturn scary?

Release Date: 1/31/2021

Duration: 55 Mins

Description: Scary Saturn is here, but fear not! Rach and Aud are here to rescue us from all our Saturnic woes. This week we dive into our first outer planet, setting Saturn up in structured style. We discuss boundaries and limits as possibilities, how much of a dick Cronus really was, the effect of this ringed planet in each sign and house. There’s a glorious ass pun, some serious structure, and the acknowledgement that restriction and freedom aren’t all that different after all. Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 31. capricorn szn

Release Date: 1/22/2021

Duration: 72 Mins

Description: The Sun is in CAPRICORN and it’s the sea goat’s time to shine! On today’s episode, we attempt to be very serious while speaking about the very serious zodiac sign, Capricorn. For real tho Caps are serious but hella sarcastic. Don’t let their stoic exterior fool you, they know how to have a good time. After all, all the hard work they do calls for celebration! Rachel teaches us about the mystical & funky Sea Goat while Audree takes us through Capricorn fundamentals. A must listen if you have any personal planet Capricorn placements! We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 30. the aquarius situation

Release Date: 1/13/2021

Duration: 60 Mins

Description: IS THIS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS? Idk. Rachel and Audree try to figure out what the heck is going on. In this episode we discuss The Great Conjunction which has just happened in the infamous sign of Aquarius. Many Astrologers believe THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS but many disagree, why? AND Our biggest question of all - what’s the vibe? Listen to hear our take on this unpredictable time. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

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Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 29. f*ck 2020? new year new me

Release Date: 1/2/2021

Duration: 72 Mins

Description: HAPPY NEW YEAR! We’ve made it out of whatever the hell you wanna call 2020, pats self on back. For our first episode of the year Rach dives into a 2020 cosmic round up, before Audree shares some astrological predictions for the year to come. We talk aquarius energy, political conservatism and the beauty of dynamic tension. We finish off with some lessons, resolutions, and tips and tricks on how you might bring the cosmos into your 2021. Wishing you a safe and funky new year, thanks for seeing out the sh** show with us. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

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Explicit: Yes

ASSTROLOGY 28. jupiter, it's so big.

Release Date: 12/6/2020

Duration: 54 Mins

Description: We are back with a planetary lowdown episode! This week we’re onto the first social planet - GIGANTIC JUPITER. Aud gives us the basics on this expansive and nurturing planet, before we deep dive into Jupiter-House placements. We lose it over how absolutely massive Jupiter actually is, and reminisce on the style crime that was jeggings. We hope you’re ready for GROWTH in its most stormy and speedy form. We love uranus!!! (hope u liked ours too)  Be sure to rate and subscribe! Follow us on Instagram @asstrologers @audreebarve @rachelelizabethcoleman Check out our Twitter @asstrologypod Much love and magic

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: Yes