Attack of the 50 Foot Podcast

If you were looking for a fantastic "so good it's bad" monster movie, then we've found the perfect thing for you. What makes Slithis a great monster slasher but yet still so bad??

We have split opinions on this episode! What is Sexy Beast? Good? Bad? Is it even a comedy? Let's discuss a crime/thriller/romance/comedy/drama from the early 2000s.

Batnipples and Robinipples go on a pun filled adventure to save Gotham from imminent, frozen, death. Does anything make sense? Not really. Is the movie way too long? Absolutely. But it's still fun as (frozen) hell!

Who would've thought terrible jazz music goes great over a strange horror film in which a family gets lost in the desert? No one did, because it doesn't.

For something with a title as long as this one, it sure doesn't tell you what this "horror musical" was actually about. Get our hot takes on 1960s hairstyles, carnivals, zombies, and everything else terrible in this movie.

You ever watch a movie based on a book and think "wow they totally ruined the book"? Well, The Island of Dr. Moreau will really do it for you this time. Let's talk about the insane costume choices, the butchered story, and much more.

Prepare your people-holes and join us on this journey into the most plot-less action movie you've ever seen about people with teleporting powers.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAT! We welcome our first guest host and Mortal Kombat expert, Jason Turner, to help us attempt to unravel this kick-punching nightmare.

Nothing's better than an 80s martial arts movie where nobody actually knows any martial arts... only how to blast each other with guns. 

You all know that series of films called "Halloween" starring slasher Michael Myers except there's one that has absolutely nothing to do with Myers? Well this is it, the black sheep of the Halloween franchise. A film about evil masks with microchips full of witchcraft??

Have you ever wanted to see Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton in a disaster country musical? Well you're in luck, it exists! Join us on this journey into the country western world of making a taxi driver a country singer for a bet.

IT'S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY and to celebrate we watched an absolute sci-fi mess of a Star Wars rip-off called Starcrash! You'll get robots with southern accents, collared bikinis, and David Hasselhoff with a not-lightsaber.

Is that the one about the rats? Yes it is. We'll tell you about this movie about an "anarchistic" rat and a boy with awful musical abilities will take you on a journey that you'd wish would end sooner. 

Are you all ready to hear about the worst comic book adaptation ever made? A film full of raging testosterone, bad music, and horrendous editing? Well get ready then...

Let's start off the new year with the fresh dumpster fire that is 1990's Captain America! Featuring not very much Captain America and a woman that plays three characters, this movie is classic terrible gold.

HO HO NO! Happy holidays, here's a TV movie about a cat that is famous for being a meme. You may need to spike your eggnog to finish this one.

Whoops we did another martial arts movie. What happens when you mix Poltergeist, The Exorcist, and every ninja movie trope out there? THIS. And it's become a new favorite for all of us...

Do you like 80s action movies? Do you like seeing the same martial arts action over and over again? Well this may be the movie for you!

This is a contender for one of the worst movies we've watched: a feature film about Vanilla Ice coincidentally being a hero and getting a girl that should have never liked him.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN we've got a special extra episode for you about an extra special terrible movie. The Creeping Terror was a film from 1964 about a giant slug (more like pile of rugs) monster terrorizing Lake Tahoe (but was actually a pond) with narration replacing audio and many, many more problems! 

Even though 2/3 of the hosts love this movie, it's still a bucket of over-the-top madness.

Sorry Trekkies, there's just nothing good about the seventh Star Trek in the series. The Enterprise can't fly with this many plot holes and mishaps...

Dolph Lundgren is the Punisher and he certainly does not know how to hold a gun... catch the best iteration of the Punisher with us this week!

This episode we're discussing one of the original bad movies by the always wonderful Ed Wood. Flying saucers, aliens, and the undead abound!

Welcome to Stephen King's disasterpiece! Sentient trucks, evil comets, and loads of bad acting galore.

Best friends in a band, motorcycle riding ninjas, and taekwondo. Get ready for this fantastic and "oxymoronic" ride.

Jason is not actually in Manhattan most of the time. This should be called "Jason Takes a Boat and Slaughters Lots of Teenagers, Per Usual". 

It's the end of the world, what better time to watch a movie about when the world ended all those years ago? 

Ah yes, what could more cringey than an indie movie based directly off of a Jack Chick comic (with a little Lovecraft)? 

Welcome to bad history, the movie. We're your hosts on this journey through woolly mammoths in the wrong environments, terror birds, and lots of fake dreads.

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger's first film! And it's a total mess of a "modern" take on Greek/a little Roman/a bit of Biblical mythology...

Tom Cruise, without pants, goes on a journey to save a girl who looked at a unicorn funny and got kidnapped by Tim Curry as a demon.

This movie was like a bunch of drunk theater kids at a Halloween party in a slasher film. If that's your thing then this is the "rock opera" for you!

Bust out those classic 3D glasses... because this film is going to get totally low-res, man.

THOMAS JANE IS... IN DEEP BLUE SEA. What's better than a shark movie with science that doesn't make sense? 

As one headline read about this movie "Fantastic Four is an unmitigated garbage fire". We endured this mess, can you?

This week we discuss this terribly odd post-apocalyptic sci-fi action film from 1988. Mutated frogs and a need to repopulate the planet... what could go wrong??

A 90s movie about teen drama, sci-fi evil doctors, a robotic T-Rex, and a whole host of bad jokes? What could go wrong??

Welcome to the very first episode! This week we watched Savage Planet (2006) directed by Andrew Wild: a film with space, science, non-memorable characters, and of course... bears. Take a listen and we will tell you all the great and wonderful things we experienced!