Banter Boys

It’s a Christmas Miracle! The podcast is back and better than ever. Actually it’s basically the same but maybe edited a little worse than normal. So anyway, Jason drops and gains an income bracket, Ben adds E. Coli to people’s burritos, Tyler remembers the good ol’ days, Jackson finally thinks we are funny, and Jeff forgets to edit the podcast for 7 months.

The boys describe their teenage rooms and you don’t want to miss it. We also get to hear Honest Men’sJason worries about the poster collection he stacked up, Ben weighs the pros and cons of working remotely, Jeff has an intimate relationship with an African nation, Jackson has issues with a root beer shop, and Tyler brings us another garbage topic.

The boys are constantly making mistakes. Ben lets us know that he has no knowledge of the Gilmore Girls canon, Jeff makes his strongest stance yet, Jackson creates some inappropriate placeholder text, Tyler commits a fireable offense, and Jason mixes up some colors.

The boys spend an unreal amount of time talking about Tuesdays. Jeff deals with a sticky situation on a flight, Jason addresses a gambling problem, Jackson sleeps in, Tyler studies Google Trends, and Ben learns a valuable lesson in skatting.

The episode where the whole group of guys makes their way out of the bucket. James deals with workplace harassment, Jeff tries Catholic beans, Ben craves America’s 3rd best burrito chain, Jason takes a jacket off, and Tyler asks the guys for personal carpentry tips.

Imagine, if you will, a world where employers stock the bathrooms with 2 ply toilet paper. Tyler complains about his brand new job, Jackson would make a terrible psychopath, Jason gives up on another diet, and Jeffrey is outshined by a dog.

The boys take some time to rank the months even though they know time is a human construct. Ben joins the burrito industry, Tyler drinks some Scotch, Jackson watches Kong: Smooch Island, Jason loves numbers in films, and Jeffrey interrupts Ben.

An exciting conclusion to the Batman wedding speech trilogy. Jeff searches for motivation, Tyler battles his bladder, Jason tries his first cocaine, Jackson has the boys focus on what they love, and Ben regales us with the final draft of his speech.

What do you expect is gonna happen? These boys get back to some good old fashioned bantering. Ben procrastinates heavily on writing a speech, Jeff has a dank roommate, Jackson loves bad literature, Tyler has a swanky new announcement, and Jason gets a little tipsy.

If you’re gonna visit Jason make sure to bring your own body wash. Ben stretches his joke writing muscles instead of the usual ones, Jason wants to drink 69 gallons of water, Tyler curses out a doctor, Jackson starts drinking again, and Jeff makes some homemade kimchi.

Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we don't, and sometimes Jeff needs a boost of self confidence. Jackson has a squirrel with muscles, Ben just wants to be noticed, Jeff has the time and the money to avoid awkward situations, Jason hates the puppy bowl, Tyler wants saliva in his tattoos.

The boys take some of your personal time to workshop some average jokes. Jason has a spooky interaction at a well known pizza parlor, Tyler analyzes a dying industry, Jeff forgets how to ride a bicycle, Jackson does an unpaid advertisement, and Ben shares his first bit.

Everyone would go insane if gorillas started kneeling on the football field. Jeff is Queen Ellen DeGeneres, Jason thinks robots aren't fun, Ben was betrayed by a haircut, Jackson breaks his wife's collarbones, and Tyler finds a loophole in the American economy.

Jason finally updates us on his chicken nugget challenge, Jeff saw a student driver, Jackson is fascinated by fish forced to fly, Ben is a fan of impressionist paintings, and Tyler needs a bumper.

Start off the new year right by opening a big can of Banter Boys for yourself. Jason rewards us with a thrilling chicken related story, Jeff gives an in-depth financial lesson about Banter Bucks, Ben walks through the woods, Jackson teaches a valuable lesson in jokery, and Tyler contacts fast food customer service.

In this special edition, the boys celebrate the season the only way they know how, by bantering. Jeff’s brother gives some interesting presents, Jason teaches lessons the hard way, Tyler analyzes Christmas traditions, Jackson gets an unexpected copy of Storage Wars, and Ben thinks the show American Gladiator is about Russell Crowe.

We're just a bunch of animals. Kangaroo Jason has a strange relationship with small people and cries if they sing, Koala Jackson does a natural transition and lies down for a couple hours, Prairie Dog Jeff has a brother with a mustache, Gorilla Ben talks to tea, and Tyler, the mayor of Weasletown, eats hot soup.

The good thing about the library having 50 Shades of Grey audio books is that the pages don't get stuck together. Jeff is compelled to run in place, Jason hates on Stacy, Jackson has a better ending to Blair witch project, Tyler is a green guy, and Ben is overwhelmed by Storage Wars.

The boys talk about podcasts and other media that are way better than this podcast. Tyler hates Bob Dole and watches hamsters, Ben only works out satirically and can't cook, Jeff has an eating fetish but is sad after two meals, Jackson clicks on a link after the podcasting and has an idea, and Jason throws up.

Golly! How bout that intro!? That's just the usual antics the boys get into. Jason can be your hero, Tyler gets a haircut, Ben underestimates Disney, Jackson wants Steve Buscemi, and Jeff loves to impact things...deeply.

Some of the boys tell us what foods they hate and why. Tyler tries to mansplain and loves a good vacuum, Jason is bad at making pizza, Jackson has a great twitter and insults old people, Ben disappears into the void for a bit, and Jeff likes the Astros more than the podcast. "Put the towel down and it'll be okay."

The boys dream of the yeti lifestyle and reminisce on meals of the past. Jason admits to public intoxication, Tyler doesn't know what hard work looks like, Jeff says "fam" and sucks at keto, Ben says "absolutely" way to much, and Jackson eats a liter of flamin hot cheetos.

Welcome to the Banter boys podcast. Ben makes an alcohol mistake and gets way too pumped about mini golf, Jeff sadly goes to a petting zoo, Jason tries talking to girls and fights Schlotzskys, Tyler might be psychopath, and Jackson has never met a normal person with a good mustache.