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Because I'm John Sellmeyer
by John Robert Joseph Sellmeyer
Welcome to a podcast powered by curiosity, caffeine, and the occasional existential crisis. Most episodes are interviews with interesting people who teach me something new—sometimes surprising, sometimes profound, always human. Other times, it’s just me, thinking out loud about whatever’s been rattling around in my brain lately. It’s part conversation, part observation, and part “how did we end up here?” If you like honest chats, unexpected turns, and the feeling of learning something without realizing it, you’re in the right place. No niche—just stories, thoughts, and wondering out loud.
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Oscars 2026 Recap: Michael B. Jordan, Conan, & ‘The Maw Beneath The Mane’ Sneak Peek (+Audiobook Sample)
Oscars 2026 Recap: Michael B. Jordan, PTA’s Big Win, and a Dark TwistThe 98th Academy Awards are officially in the books, and we are breaking down every viral moment, from Conan O’Brien’s opening parody of Weapons to the history-making wins. Did Michael B. Jordan deserve Best Actor for playing twins in Ryan Coogler’s Sinners? Was Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another the right choice for Best Picture?We’re diving deep into the 2026 winners, the snubs, and the awkward chemistry that had everyone talking.The Big Winners: Analyzing Michael B. Jordan, Jessie Buckley (Hamnet), and Paul Thomas Anderson’s long-awaited Directing Oscar.Viral Moments: Conan O’Brien vs. Grogu, and the Josh Groban / Moulin Rouge surprise reunion with Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor.The "Egg" Energy: What was going on with Channing Tatum’s presenter chemistry?Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner: Discussing the drama surrounding the Marty Supreme star’s early exit.Animated History: How K-Pop Demon Hunters (Netflix) disrupted the Disney / Zootopia 2 streak.Stick around until the very end of the episode for a special world premiere. I’m sharing an exclusive sample of my new eco-thriller, The Maw Beneath The Mane .Hear the incredible narration by Marvin Abrego as he performs Chapter 4, a haunting look into the life of Sal Carpathia. The full audiobook is coming to Audible soon!Follow "Because I'm John Sellmeyer" for more deep dives into film, history, and the writing process.Inside This Episode:🔥 EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK: "The Maw Beneath The Mane"
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Autism in Film & TV: The Good, the Bad, and the Authentic (Feat. Reese)
Podcast Summary: Autism in Film, TV, and Pop CultureIn this episode of "Because I'm John Sellmeyer," John sits down with his lifelong friend Reese to dive deep into the world of autism representation in media.John and Reese use a "Plus" (Authentic/Relatable) and "Minus" (Stereotypical/Exploitative) system to break down a massive list of titles:Taxi Driver (1976): [PLUS] Starring Robert De Niro (Travis Bickle) and directed by Martin Scorsese. Reese highlights Bickle's social stiltedness and literal thinking (the "get organized" poster) as a raw, unintentional portrayal of neurodivergence.Rain Man (1988): [MINUS] Starring Dustin Hoffman (Raymond Babbitt) and Tom Cruise, directed by Barry Levinson. While a classic, they discuss how it birthed the "autistic savant" trope and treated the character as a plot device for others' growth.Forrest Gump (1994): [MINUS] Starring Tom Hanks, directed by Robert Zemeckis. They contrast the movie's "inspirationally disabled" vibe with Winston Groom’s original novel, where Forrest is more explicitly autistic.Napoleon Dynamite (2004): [PLUS] Starring Jon Heder, directed by Jared Hess. A favorite for its portrayal of a world where everyone is a little neurodivergent and social quirks are just part of the charm.Punch-Drunk Love (2002): [PLUS] Starring Adam Sandler (Barry Egan) and Philip Seymour Hoffman, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. Praised for showing sensory overstimulation and anxiety.Sherlock Holmes (2009): Starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law, directed by Guy Ritchie. Analyzing the detective's hyper-fixation and social detachment.Community: [PLUS] Featuring Danny Pudi as Abed Nadir, created by Dan Harmon. A standout for "accidental" authenticity—Harmon discovered his own autism while writing the character.The Good Doctor: [MINUS] Starring Freddie Highmore, created by David Shore. Discussed as a stereotypical "Hollywood" version of autism.The Walking Dead: [PLUS] Featuring Josh McDermitt as Eugene Porter. They explore Eugene's social masking and his survival strategy of using his intellect as a shield.The Office (US): Created by Greg Daniels. A debate on whether Steve Carell (Michael Scott) or Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute) more accurately reflects autistic traits.Bob's Burgers: Created by Loren Bouchard. A look at Tina (Dan Mintz) and Gene (Eugene Mirman) Belcher as relatable neurodivergent characters.Avatar: The Last Airbender: Created by Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko. A deep dive into the fan "head-canon" of Zuko (Dante Basco) being autistic based on his social dorkiness and hyper-focus on honor.Hazbin Hotel: Created by Vivienne Medrano. Featuring Keith David as Husk; they discuss the character's non-verbal cues and fan-favorite status.SpongeBob SquarePants: Created by Stephen Hillenburg. John shares Tom Kenny’s quote about SpongeBob being "on the spectrum" because of his rigid routines and social naivety.Seinfeld / Curb Your Enthusiasm: Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Discussing the "autistic vibe" of the writing and Jerry’s own comments on having Asperger’s.Harry Potter (Books): They discuss Severus Snape as portrayed in J.K. Rowling’s books versus Alan Rickman’s film performance, focusing on Snape’s social isolation and rigid bitterness.Of Mice and Men: By John Steinbeck. A classic look at Lennie Small and the history of portraying intellectual disability in literature.Masking & Disassociation: The exhausting mental effort of "appearing normal" and the anxiety it causes.Nothing About Us Without Us: The importance of involving autistic creators and actors in stories about neurodiversity.The "Todd" Theory: A surprising analysis of Jesse Plemons’ character Todd Alquist from Breaking Bad and El Camino, reframing him as an autistic man mentored by sociopaths.+MoreJohn’s novel, The Maw Beneath The Mane, is available on Amazon!The "Plus/Minus" Review: Portrayals AnalyzedMoviesTelevision & AnimationLiterature & OtherKey Discussion Points
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The Bad Bunny Effect: Purple Rain to Puerto Rico, The "Muted" Halftime Show (Lady Gaga, Drax, and more! Feat. Alondra!)
In this episode of Because I’m John Sellmeyer, John and his beautiful wife Alondra reunite behind the mic for a deep dive into the cultural phenomenon that was Super Bowl 60. While the game itself—a Seahawks vs. Patriots rematch—might have been a "boring" defensive struggle for a Chiefs fan, the halftime show was anything but.We break down Bad Bunny’s record-breaking, cinematic halftime performance. With over 128 million viewers, it wasn’t just a show; it was a powerful statement on Puerto Rican culture, unity, and the resilience of the island's people. From the hidden messages about the power grid to the surprise appearances by Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin (plus a legendary nod to Daddy Yankee), we discuss why this performance made Alondra feel "seen" and why it left John—our resident "gringo"—vibing along.Plus, we look ahead to some exciting life updates:Autism in Film: A sneak peek at our upcoming episode with Reese, diving into characters like Forrest Gump, Drax, and Buddy the Elf.The Big 10th Anniversary Trip: Planning our epic journey to London, Paris, and Rome for October 2026.Destination: Puerto Rico: John and Alondra are heading to San Juan in just over a month!Super Bowl Commercials: We talk about the funniest spots (shoutout to Ben Stiller) and the more controversial, impactful ones like Rocket Mortgage.Finally, stick around for a special guest review from Benjamin, who gives the halftime show his official rating.Check out John’s book: The Maw Beneath the Mane is available now on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited. Dive into this myth-infused thriller featuring Sal and his trailer full of gators—a perfect read that resonates with the themes of today’s world.
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Vecna Lives! And Happy New Year, Ya Stranger Thang
Episode Summary:Grab a brown blanket and a blueberry spinach smoothie—we’re officially one week into 2026! Today, Johnny and his "extravagant" wife Alondra dive deep into the fallout of the Stranger Things season finale. *SPOILERS** Did Eleven really sacrifice herself, or are we all being gaslit by the Duffer Brothers?We’re breaking down the "Conformity Gate" theory: from the color-changing radio dials to the eerie orange graduation gowns and those suspicious blank signs. Is there a secret Episode 9 dropping, or are we just mourning the end of an era?Plus, we look ahead at the massive 2026 film slate, discuss our 10th-year anniversary plans (Venice?!), and Truman drops in with a very specific warning for Aunt Krissy.In this episode, we discuss:New Year's Vibes: Why 2026 feels "rough" but promising, and Alondra’s quest for guilt-free self-care.Stranger Things Finale Spoilers: The "Rightside Up," Eleven’s fate, and why the ending felt a little too perfect.Conformity Gate: Every clue pointing to a Vecna-induced illusion.2026 Blockbusters: Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, Robert Downey Jr. as Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday, and the Michael Jackson biopic.Nostalgia Trip: Why we miss the 2000s and who we’d actually invite to dinner (Shakespeare vs. Celine Dion).Check out Alondra on TikTok: @lifewithlondri Read John’s Book: The Maw Beneath the Mane by JRJ Sellmeyer (Available on Amazon & Kindle Unlimited).#StrangerThings #StrangerThings5 #ConformityGate #Episode9Theory #Netflix #DufferBrothers #Eleven #VecnaLives #NewYears2026 #2026Movies #ChristopherNolan #TheOdyssey #TomHolland #MattDamon #AvengersDoomsday #RobertDowneyJr #DoctorDoom #SpiderManBrandNewDay #MichaelJacksonBiopic #DunePart3 #Cinephile #PodcastLife #10YearAnniversary #LifeWithLondri #MFDoom
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I'm a Fork, She's a Knife: Our Tamales vs. Ham Christmas
Because I'm John Sellmeyer: Holiday Chaos, FNaF 2, and Wally World Jokes (Feat. Alondra)Get ready for some hilarious holiday chat as John Sellmeyer welcomes his beautiful wife, Alondra, back to the mic!In this episode, they dive into the festive frenzy, comparing old-school Black Friday madness to today's online deals (and a trip to "Wally World" is involved!). From five Elf on the Shelf dolls, including the possibility of an autistic elf, to John's deep dive into Christmas dinner rankings (Tamales vs. Ham vs. Turkey), you'll hear what's really happening in their Kansas City Christmas.Plus, John and Alondra talk about taking their sons to see Five Nights at Freddy's 2—their first horror movie in theaters! They break down the film's plot, discuss the rise of FNaF fan songs by artists like CG5 and The Living Tombstones, and reminisce about the nostalgia of The Grinch and those classic Claymation specials.Key Topics & Keywords:HolidaysChristmas ShoppingBlack FridayFive Nights at Freddy's 2 (FNaF 2)Elf on the ShelfTamalesKansas City (KC)Christmas MoviesWally World / WalmartCG5
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Ready or Not (2019) Review 31 Horror Day Movie Challenge
"Till death do us part" takes on a whole new meaning. This week, we're reviewing Ready or Not, the 2019 horror-comedy hit from directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett! We follow Grace (Samara Weaving), a bride whose wedding night turns into a terrifying game of survival against her rich and ritualistic in-laws, played by a stellar cast including Adam Brody, Mark O'Brien, and Andie MacDowell. Join us as we discuss Weaving's star-making performance, the film's perfect blend of gore and laughs, and that absolutely explosive ending.
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Session 9 (2001) 31 Horror Day Movie Challenge
Abandoned Minds: A Review of Session 9Welcome to an hour of escalating dread as we unpack Brad Anderson's 2001 minimalist masterpiece, Session 9.Shot on location in the chilling, decaying halls of the real Danvers State Hospital (The Danvers Asylum), this film is a masterclass in psychological horror that relies on atmosphere and mounting tension, not cheap jump scares. We join an asbestos abatement crew racing to clear the facility in a week, only to discover they're up against something far more toxic than dust.What We Cover:The Descent: We track the terrifying psychological unraveling of the Hazmat crew, led by the stressed-out Gordon (a powerhouse performance by Peter Mullan), as pressure, past trauma, and the sheer weight of the asylum's history push them to their breaking point.The Tapes: The chilling, central mystery of the film—the discovery of old patient therapy sessions. We discuss the nine audio recordings, the case of Mary Hobbes, and the slow, shocking reveal of the dark personality known only as Simon in the titular "Session 9."Key Cast & Crew: Breaking down the intense, claustrophobic performances from a stellar ensemble cast, including David Caruso, Josh Lucas, Stephen Gevedon (who co-wrote the script with Brad Anderson), and Brendan Sexton III.Is it Haunted? We debate the film's brilliant ambiguity: is the horror in the hospital's dark past and the entity "Simon," or is it a purely psychological breakdown driven by guilt and stress?If you're looking for an underrated horror movie, a deep dive into asylum horror and found footage elements, or a chilling psychological thriller that will stick with you long after the final credits, press play.Keywords: Session 9, Brad Anderson, Peter Mullan, David Caruso, Josh Lucas, Danvers State Hospital, Abandoned Asylum, Psychological Horror, Simon, Mary Hobbes, Horror Movie Review, 2001 Horror, Cult Classic.
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Wicker Man (2006) 31 Horror Day Movie Challenge
NO! NOT THE BEES! A Celebration of The Wicker Man (2006)Forget folk songs and subtle dread. Grab your bear suit and prepare for an hour of pure Cage Rage as we dive into the hilariously disastrous and undeniably iconic 2006 remake of The Wicker Man!Directed by Neil LaBute and starring producer Nicolas Cage as police officer Edward Malus, this film transforms a subtle folk horror classic into an unintentional masterpiece of comedy. Lured to the remote, neo-pagan island of Summersisle by his ex-fiancée Willow (Kate Beahan) to find her missing daughter Rowan, Malus encounters a matriarchal community of hostile women, mysterious rituals, and, most importantly, bees.What We Cover:Hilariocity Defined: We break down the most bizarre and meme-worthy moments: the legendary "Not the Bees!" scene, the infamous bear-suit punch, Cage's aggressive questioning of the silent male villagers, and the overall unhinged performance that cemented this film's cult classic status.The Original vs. The Remake: Why the shift from the 1973 film's religious conflict (Edward Woodward's devout Christian) to Cage's guilt-ridden, pill-popping cop completely derails the tone—and why that failure is exactly what makes the remake so entertaining.The Cast of Cultists: Featuring strong women like Ellen Burstyn as Sister Summersisle and Leelee Sobieski, who manage to keep straight faces while watching a man slowly lose his mind.Final Destination: Summersisle: The shocking, over-the-top ending that reveals the entire search was a setup for the ultimate human sacrifice and sends Edward Malus into the Wicker Man screaming.If you love bad movies done well, Nicolas Cage at his 'Cagest', or just want to laugh at a truly bizarre horror movie remake, this episode is your honey trap!Keywords: The Wicker Man 2006, Nicolas Cage, Cage Rage, Not the Bees, Bad Movie Review, Cult Classic, Folk Horror, Neil LaBute, Ellen Burstyn, Hilariously Bad, Matriarchal Cult, Human Sacrifice.
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Tremors (1990)
Get off the ground! Join us as we grab some rocks, load the elephant guns, and dissect one of the best monster movies and purest examples of a horror-comedy hybrid: Ron Underwood's 1990 cult classic, Tremors.In the tiny, ironically-named desert town of Perfection, Nevada, two perpetual handymen, Val McKee (Kevin Bacon) and Earl Bassett (Fred Ward), are planning to finally leave town. But their departure is interrupted by a series of mysterious, deadly phenomena. They soon discover they're up against the Graboids—giant, subterranean, worm-like predators that hunt by detecting seismic vibrations. It’s a battle of wits against creatures with an appetite for human flesh, where the only safe place is solid ground.What We Cover:The Graboids: We break down the brilliance of the monster design and how the film constantly raises the stakes, turning the entire landscape into a game of "the floor is lava."A Perfect Cast: The undeniable chemistry between Kevin Bacon and the late Fred Ward, the unforgettable survivalist duo Burt and Heather Gummer (Michael Gross and Reba McEntire), and how the movie’s phenomenal character focus makes you root for every single resident of Perfection.Action-Comedy-Horror: How director Ron Underwood and writers S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock masterfully balance genuine scares with hilarious dialogue and escalating creature feature action.Why It Became a Franchise: We discuss the enduring legacy of Tremors and why its simple, effective premise and unpretentious execution made it a true 90s cult classic that spawned a multi-film, decades-long series.If you love a smart B-movie, the thrill of an escalating action sequence, or just want to hear us finally give Burt Gummer the credit he deserves, tune in now!Keywords: Tremors, Graboids, Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Michael Gross, Reba McEntire, Ron Underwood, Horror Comedy, Monster Movie, Creature Feature, Perfection Nevada, Cult Classic, 90s Horror.
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Dead Alive (1992) 31 Horror Day Movie Challenge
From Splatter to Middle-earth: A Review of Peter Jackson's Dead AliveBefore the epic battles of Middle-earth, there was the ultimate suburban bloodbath. Join us as we explore the early, gloriously gross work of Oscar-winning director Peter Jackson with a review of his 1992 splatter masterpiece, Dead Alive (also known as Braindead).This is the film that put a new spin on splatstick (splatter + slapstick), setting a world record for the amount of fake blood used in a single scene. We are diving into the bizarre, hilarious, and stomach-churning tale of Lionel Cosgrove (Tim Balme), a mama's boy whose overbearing mother (Elizabeth Moody) is bitten by a Sumatran Rat-Monkey at the zoo, turning her into a rapidly decaying, ravenous zombie—and starting an infection that threatens to ruin his burgeoning romance with Paquita (Diana Peñalver).What We Cover:Unleashing the Gore: An appreciation for the film’s legendary practical effects, including the infamous lawnmower scene, the Kung Fu priest, and the unforgettable zombie baby. This is the ultimate zombie comedy for gorehounds.The Director's Journey: We discuss how the mind behind Dead Alive—a hyper-violent, low-budget horror cult classic—managed to transition to helm the universally acclaimed The Fellowship of the Ring and the entire The Lord of the Rings trilogy.Family, Romance, and Mayhem: Breaking down the dark comedy themes of the overbearing mother, toxic masculinity, and the sweet, warped love story at the film's gooey center.Cast & Crew Highlights: Featuring performances from Ian Watkin and co-writer Fran Walsh (a long-time collaborator of Jackson's).If you’re a Peter Jackson fan curious about his truly mad early work, a horror comedy aficionado, or just looking for the goriest movie ever made, grab your shears and prepare for an incredibly bloody, cartoonishly violent ride!Keywords: Dead Alive, Braindead, Peter Jackson, Lord of the Rings, Splatter Film, Horror Comedy, Zombie Movie, Tim Balme, Elizabeth Moody, Cult Classic, 90s Horror, Lawnmower Scene, Gore.
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Candyman (1992)
Say His Name: Deconstructing the Original CandymanDescription:Never say it five times. Never look in the mirror. This week, we plunge the hook deep into the haunting, visceral, and socio-politically charged horror of the 1992 classic, Candyman.Graduate student Helen Lyle travels to the notorious Cabrini-Green housing projects to research the urban legend of a hook-handed killer. But when her skepticism leads her to dismiss the legend—and the real-world suffering that fuels it—she awakens the vengeful spirit of Daniel Robitaille (Tony Todd), the tragic victim of a brutal, racist lynching in the 19th century.Join us as we explore the film’s complex layers:The Legend and the Legacy: Unpacking the tragic origin of Daniel Robitaille, a Black artist murdered for a forbidden interracial love affair, and his transformation into a boogeyman feared by a forgotten community.White Guilt and Urban Decay: How the film uses Helen's white privilege and academic voyeurism to critique systemic racism, housing inequality, and the intellectual appropriation of Black trauma.Be My Victim: Analyzing Tony Todd's mesmerizing, seductive performance and the haunting score by Philip Glass that turn this slasher film into a gothic nightmare about the terrifying power of belief.Look in the mirror, say his name, and let the legend live. (We promise we'll only say it four times.)
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Shocker (1989)
"No More Mr. Nice Guy!" Wes Craven's Shocker Hits the AirwavesDescription:Plug in and prepare for a massive power surge! This week, we're dissecting Wes Craven's electrifying, over-the-top 1989 slasher, Shocker, a glorious failure in the attempt to create the next horror icon.Meet Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi), a vile serial killer who gets sent to the electric chair, but not before making a literal deal with the devil. Instead of dying, Pinker is transformed into a malicious entity of pure electrical energy, capable of possessing anyone he touches and leaping through TV sets to continue his rampage.Join us as we discuss:Craven's Chaos: Why this movie is a fascinating, yet messy, hybrid of dream logic, black magic, possession horror, and slasher tropes—all set to an '80s metal soundtrack.The Techno-Villain: How Horace Pinker weaponized the burgeoning American obsession with television and turned the boob tube into a portal for mayhem.The Final Battle: Unpacking the hilariously absurd and visually bananas climax where our hero, Jonathan Parker, literally fights Pinker through the airwaves of classic TV shows.Was Shocker too far ahead of its time, or just too chaotic for its own good? Tune in, but you might want to unplug your devices first!
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The People Under the Stairs (1991)
Description:Welcome to the ultimate house of horrors—and it's a commentary on class warfare! This week, we lock ourselves inside the labyrinthine mansion of the Robeson family for Wes Craven's wildly satirical and deeply unsettling 1991 cult classic, The People Under the Stairs.When 13-year-old Fool breaks into his greedy landlords' fortified home to steal a rumored cache of gold coins, he discovers the truly sickening secret they keep hidden: a brood of tormented, cannibalistic children locked in the basement and living in the walls.Join us as we explore the film’s unique mix of horror, dark comedy, and social critique:Mommy and Daddy Dearest: Analyzing the terrifying, inbred Robeson landlords—a pitch-black caricature of wealthy, conservative Americana.The Hero in the Walls: Discussing the film's groundbreaking use of a young Black protagonist to tackle themes of gentrification, economic exploitation, and the voicelessness of the marginalized.Craven's Genius: How the film’s "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" mantra perfectly encapsulates a society that ignores the horrors being inflicted on the poor.Grab your shotgun, put on your gimp suit, and prepare to confront the monsters that capitalism creates.
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The Others (2001)
Beyond the Veil: Deconstructing Nicole Kidman's The OthersDescription:Step out of the sun and into the permanent shadows of a remote Jersey manor. This week, we're locking all fifteen doors and pulling back the heavy velvet curtains on Alejandro Amenábar's 2001 gothic masterpiece, The Others.Nicole Kidman delivers a career-defining performance as Grace Stewart, a devoutly religious mother protecting her two photosensitive children from the deadly threat of sunlight. But when three mysterious servants arrive, Grace's meticulous routine is shattered, and she begins to suspect that her family is not alone—they are being haunted by the very others in their own house.Join us as we discuss:The Power of Atmosphere: How the perpetual darkness and isolation of the manor house serve as both a protective barrier and a psychological prison.Grief, Guilt, and God: We analyze the film's profound themes of faith, denial, and a mother's devastating struggle with loss in the wake of World War II.The Twist That Changed Everything: Unpacking the jaw-dropping final revelation that forces us to re-examine every chilling sound and flickering candle. Is it a clever plot device, or the ultimate portrait of a soul trapped in its own self-deception?Don't listen alone. The house may be quiet, but you never know who is listening on the other side of the door.
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Train to Busan (2016)
All aboard the KTX, destination: utter, non-stop zombie chaos!In this week's episode, we're sprinting through the carriages of the 2016 South Korean horror masterpiece, Train to Busan. It's more than just a zombie movie; it's a claustrophobic, high-speed meditation on humanity's best and worst instincts.Join us as we discuss:The Relentless Pace: How director Yeon Sang-ho maintains heart-pounding tension while confined to a bullet train.The Human Heart of Horror: The incredible transformation of cynical fund manager Seok-woo as he desperately tries to protect his daughter, Su-an.Heroism vs. Selfishness: We dive into the film's powerful social commentary, contrasting the brutal self-preservation of the CEO with the selfless sacrifice of characters like Sang-hwa, the tough-guy with a pregnant wife.The Fast and the Furious Undead: Analyzing the terrifying, hyper-kinetic zombies that redefined the genre.From the first bite on the platform to the heartbreaking final moments on the tracks, grab your ticket and prepare for the emotional gut-punch that makes Train to Busan one of the greatest zombie films of all time.Warning: Spoilers ahead. Please secure your valuables and yourself—zombies may be closer than they appear.
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Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Description:Sam Raimi is back, baby, and he's brought the slime, the scares, and the pitch-black laughs! Join us as we dissect the gloriously gross-out terror of 2009's Drag Me to Hell.Ambitious loan officer Christine Brown denies an old woman a mortgage extension to get ahead at work—a fatal career move. Cursed by the elderly Sylvia Ganush and haunted by the goat-like demon Lamia, Christine has just three days of escalating, disgusting, and hilarious torment before she’s, well... dragged to Hell.In this episode, we talk about the film's brilliant blend of Evil Dead style slapstick horror and genuine supernatural dread. We'll debate Christine's culpability, analyze the movie's surprisingly relevant commentary on the subprime mortgage crisis, and, of course, relive all the most stomach-churning, eye-popping, and handkerchief-wielding moments.Can Christine reverse the curse, or is her soul already on a one-way ticket to eternal damnation? Tune in and find out as we face the Lamia's wrath!Warning: May contain discussions of flying bodily fluids, aggressive old women, and questionable feline sacrifice.
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Friendship (2025) Halloween Challenge Day 16 and Alondra's Birthday!
Episode Title: Friendship (2025): A Birthday Review of Awkward Comedy & Acid-Tripping FrogsEpisode Summary:In this special episode, the host is joined by guest Alondra to celebrate her 30th birthday and review the 2025 dark comedy, Friendship, starring Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd.Before diving into the movie, the hosts share their appreciation for Tim Robinson, reminiscing about their favorite skits from his Netflix show I Think You Should Leave. They then break down the plot of Friendship, where a new friendship between neighbors (Rudd and Robinson) sours after Robinson’s character becomes weirdly obsessive, leading to a series of painfully awkward and funny attempts to win his friend back.Key discussion points include:The Tone: The film is described as a "cringe-comedy" filled with anxiety-inducing social situations, dark humor, and a surprisingly sad undertone involving a character's wife who has survived cancer. The hosts compare its awkward vibe to the movie Napoleon Dynamite.A Horror-Adjacent Film: They explain why this comedy is included in a 31-day horror movie challenge, noting its unsettling, "not right" psychological elements that create a unique sense of dread.Favorite Scene: The hosts highlight a bizarre scene where Tim Robinson's character licks a hallucinogenic frog and has a vision of being at a Subway restaurant where Paul Rudd is his sandwich artist.The episode ends with two distinct ratings for the film.
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Tru Tru Birthday K-Pop Demon Hunters Review (2025) 31 Horror Movie Challenge
Truman and Ben are back, and this week they're trading in their usual topics for glitter, catchy hooks, and supernatural smackdowns as they review the hit animated movie, K-Pop Demon Hunters!Get ready for an in-depth, spoiler-filled discussion on Netflix's latest obsession, where our hosts break down the best songs, the coolest choreography, and whether this demon-slaying K-pop girl group has what it takes to save the world. Does the film capture the true essence of K-Pop fandom? Are the Saja Boys really the villains? And which HUNTR/X member is their bias?But wait, there's more! This is a super-special episode because it's Truman's birthday! Tune in as Ben tries (and maybe fails) to keep the review on track while celebrating a very happy day.Happy Birthday, Truman! We hope you have the most 'Golden' year ever!Key Words to Search:K-Pop Demon HuntersNetflixMovie ReviewHUNTR/XSaja BoysK-PopAnimationBirthday PodcastTruman and BenFamily Review
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Rear Window (1954) Halloween Challenge
Rear Window: The Perfect Play with a Camera (9.6/10 Windows)Join us as we revisit Alfred Hitchcock’s 1954 masterpiece, Rear Window, and examine how the film uses one of the simplest settings in cinematic history to create paralyzing suspense.We discuss how the Greenwich Village courtyard becomes a live theatre stage, with the neighbors as the unwitting cast, drawing parallels to the brilliant single-location staging of the musical Chicago, directed by Rob Marshall and starring Renée Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones.Lead actor James Stewart (L.B. "Jeff" Jefferies) gives a masterclass performance, confining the audience to his unique, voyeuristic perspective. We trace the rising conflict—the suspected murder, the missing wife, and the crucial clue of the dog and the garden—wondering right up until the final confrontation with villain Lars Thorwald (played by Raymond Burr) whether Jefferies is truly crazy.This episode also explores the "Watcher" subgenre, contrasting Hitchcock’s original with the modern homage Disturbia, directed by D. J. Caruso and starring Shia LaBeouf. Plus, we compare Rear Window's use of limited space to other single-setting classics like Sidney Lumet's intense courtroom drama, 12 Angry Men, starring Henry Fonda.We also touch on the film's surprisingly excellent cinematography for its age, and a quick mention of another favorite Hitchcock work, Rebecca.Don't miss our final verdict and the highly coveted rating of 9.6/10 Windows!Keywords/Search Tags: Alfred Hitchcock, Rear Window, James Stewart, Jimmy Stewart, Raymond Burr, Classic Film, Thriller, Suspense, Single Setting, Disturbia, Shia LaBeouf, 12 Angry Men, Henry Fonda, Sidney Lumet, Chicago Musical, Voyeurism, Cinematography, Rebecca.
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The Ghoul Log Review
Welp, there is always a tomorrow.
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Devil (2010) Review
Description:(SPOILER-FREE FIRST HALF! 😈) Five strangers. One elevator. One of them is the Devil.Join us as we step inside the claustrophobic world of Devil (2010), the hit supernatural thriller based on a story by M. Night Shyamalan. We break down the incredible high-concept plot, the suspenseful direction by John Erick Dowdle, and the tense performances from actors like Chris Messina and Jenny O’Hara.What We Cover:The chilling setup and the film's strongest gimmick.How the film uses claustrophobia and narration to build lore.SPOILER ALERT at the halfway point! ⚠️We discuss the major twist and the reveal of the Devil's identity.Our biggest criticism: why the old lady reveal is a tired horror cliché.Our final rating: 4/10 elevators.Tune in for a deep dive into this modern cautionary tale!Keywords: Devil, 2010, M. Night Shyamalan, Horror, Thriller, Supernatural, Chris Messina, Elevator, Suspense, Review, Plot Twist, Cliché, John Erick Dowdle.
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Dracula Untold (2014) Horror Movie Challenge
Hello everyone, and welcome to a very off-track (as usual) episode of Because I'm John Sellmeyer! John and Alondra kick off this October horror review series with the 2014 vampire action film, Dracula Untold!In this episode, we dive into the question: Can the world's most famous vampire be a sympathetic action hero? Alondra, a fan of the "sparkly like diamonds" variety, offers her perspective on the grimier, more "twisted and gross" Vlad the Impaler. We break down the general plot—a tragic Faustian bargain to save a son from the Ottoman army—and discuss the movie’s unique lore, like a vampire who is temporarily immune to a cross.John reviews his new "Never Seen Before" October Horror Challenge and Alondra gives her final rating in drops of blood. Plus, we celebrate the incredible, multi-talented main actor, Luke Evans, (Gaston in Beauty and the Beast and the incredible singing voice of Scrooge in the animated A Christmas Carol) and shout-out other incredible cast members like Charles Dance (Papa Lannister in Game of Thrones).Tune in to find out if Vlad finally finds peace with his wife's modern-day reincarnation, Mina, or if he's doomed to repeat history.Keywords and Search Terms:Dracula UntoldVampire Movie ReviewLuke EvansVlad the ImpalerHorror Movie ReviewOctober HorrorGary ShoreAlondraCharles DanceSarah GadonDominic CooperNosferatuMovie SpoilersAction HorrorGaston
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The Beyond (1981)
Welcome to the 10th episode in 10 days! It’s been chaotic, but we’re here, and today, we're diving into a very special treat: Lucio Fulci's 1981 horror masterpiece, The Beyond.After covering everything from weapons and heretic to sinners Plus (and that one lame one, The Carnival), host John Meyer is ready to discuss the ultimate campy, gory, old-school horror flick. This movie, starring Catriona McCall and David Warbeck, is about a young woman who inherits a hotel that happens to be one of the seven gateways to Hell.If you love real effects—we’re talking eyes being torn out and faces melting into bone with fantastic fake blood and makeup—this movie is for you. The Beyond is equally scary as it is gory, featuring classic slow-walking, zombie-like tropes, yet still feeling unique and fresh.John discusses why he was so happy he finally watched this film, its success despite its age (Rotten Tomatoes: 73%, IMDb: 6.6/10), and why it fits right into his favorite category of campy old horror movies (think The Evil Dead or Satan's Little Helper). Tune in for the full review and John’s final score: 8.4 out of 10 eyeballs!What did you think of the film? Let us know!
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Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020)
What happens when you take away everyone’s phones, drop them in the woods, and throw in a generic slasher? You get Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020). A movie that tries to be scary but mostly just checks boxes on the “teen horror” worksheet. In this episode, John breaks down why this film is more stale marshmallow than spine-chiller, compares the premise to his old Catholic youth group retreats, and questions whether “serial killers in the woods” should just be retired as a trope.
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Z (2019) 31 Horror Day Movie Challenge
Episode Title: Imaginary Friends, Creepy Kids, and the Horror Film "Z" (2019)Description:Join John Sellmeyer on Because I'm John Sellmeyer as he dives into the unsettling world of scary imaginary friends, focusing on the 2019 horror film Z.John reviews the movie, where a young boy's (Joshua, played by Jett Klyne) new imaginary friend, Z, turns sinister and destructive, forcing his mother (Beth, played by Keegan Connor Tracy) to confront her own traumatic past. John praises Tracy's intense, "10 out of 10" performance, calling her the heart of the film, and discusses her diverse filmography, including roles in Final Destination 2, Descendants, Dead Rising: Watchtower, Jinxed, and 40 Days and 40 Nights.Also featured is a detailed shout-out to the "coolest looking dude" in the cast, Stephen McHattie, who plays the psychologist Dr. Seager and whose "sinister" look is compared to Willem Dafoe. The episode touches on the mixed critical reception of Z (from 97% on Rotten Tomatoes to a 5.5 on IMDB), ponders the role of the director, Brandon Christensen, and his connection to the fans, and theorizes about the film's train foreshadowing.Tune in to hear John's final rating of 6.2 out of 10 trains and decide if you agree that the spectacular lead actress carried this indie horror gem.Major Names:John Sellmeyer (Podcast Host)Keegan Connor TracyBrandon Christensen (Director)Stephen McHattieColin Minihan (Writer/Producer)Jett KlyneMovie/TV Titles & Concepts:Z 2019Horror MovieImaginary FriendScary Imaginary FriendSupernatural HorrorShudder OriginalThe BabadookStill/BornFinal Destination 2Descendants (Disney)Dead Rising WatchtowerDon't Look Under the Bed (Disney Channel Original Movie)The Sixth SenseWillem Dafoe (Comparison)Limp Bizkit (Behind Blue Eyes)General Keywords:Podcast ReviewMovie CritiqueHorror Film ReviewRotten Tomatoes ScoreIMDB RatingPsychological ThrillerWriters' InspirationDirector AMAParental TerrorBad Seed Thriller
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Arcadian (2024) Scary Movie Challenge Day 7
Get ready for a deep dive into Arcadian (2024), the latest action and horror film starring Nicolas Cage!In this episode, we break down the post-apocalyptic thriller that has the internet buzzing. Beyond the iconic Cage, the film features a great cast including Jaeden Martell (who you'll recognize from It!), Maxwell Jenkins, and Sadie Soverall.Imagine a world ravaged by disaster, where a father (Paul) and his twin sons must face ferocious creatures that only come out at night. But forget zombies—these things are unlike anything you've seen! We talk plot, why the Shudder description was genius, and how this movie stacks up against classics like Alien and A Quiet Place.The host attempts to describe the terrifying, alien-like monsters—a bizarre, unsettling mix of emu, elastic girl, monkey, and human—that have creepy abilities, including how they can manipulate door locks. These creatures are a major source of the suspense and survival elements that make Arcadian a hidden golden nugget of a watch.Was this under-the-radar movie worth it? Tune in to hear the final, unconventional score of 8.1 out of 10 Advils! (or Tylenols)Keywords: Arcadian, Nicolas Cage, 2024, horror film, action film, post-apocalyptic, survival, creatures, monsters, Jaeden Martell, Maxwell Jenkins, Sadie Soverall, It movie, Alien, A Quiet Place, Shudder, movie review, film review.What’s the Hook? The Monsters: Freaky, Geeky, Cool The Verdict
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Weapons (2025) 31 Halloween Day Challenge
Because I'm John Sellmeyer Podcast: 'WEAPONS' Review & Taylor Swift's New EraOn this very spooky (and surprisingly domestic) October 6th episode, John and Alondra dive deep into the must-see horror mystery that has the whole town talking: WEAPONS!🎬 HORROR MOVIE REVIEW: Get the full breakdown on Zach Cregger's (of Barbarian fame) chilling new thriller, Weapons.Hear John's take on whether this multi-perspective nightmare, starring Josh Brolin (Thanos/Goonies) and Emmy-winner Julia Garner (Ozark), lives up to the massive hype!Is the mystery of the vanishing children compelling, or does the ultimate supernatural twist fall short? Find out why John rated it 8.5/10 and Alondra gave it a strong 7.5/10.Keywords to entice horror fans: SUPERNATURAL HORROR, PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER, MYSTERY, NARUTO RUNNING kids, WICKED WITCH twist!🎤 POP CULTURE BREAKDOWN: The conversation unexpectedly turns to the massive pop culture moment of the week: Taylor Swift's brand new album, The Life of a Showgirl!Alondra shares her thoughts on the new POP/SOFT ROCK sound, and which tracks are the instant standouts ("Opalite" and "The Life of a Showgirl").They discuss the Ageism and Sexist online discourse and the controversy around T-Swift's lyrics on "pet parents." Watch yourself, John!💰 PARENT HACK ALERT: A quick but crucial Dollar Tree tip for affordable Halloween decorations for your kids (Harry and Eleanor-approved!)PLUS! Stick around to the very, very end for the hilarious, uncut, original intro where John perfects his Arnold Schwarzenegger impression! "We are reviewing WEAPONS!"▶️ Click to find out why Alondra felt "sad" and why John says the ending is "gnarly!"🎧 Listen now on Apple, Spotify (search Existential Thoughts or Unexpected Turns), and wherever you get your podcasts!
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V/H/S/Halloween Challenge Day 5
The V/H/S horror anthology series is back with V/H/S/ Halloween (2025), and host John Sellmeyer is ready to spill the candy corn.He was excited, armed with a Shudder free trial, but the viewing quickly turned sour. In this episode, John takes a deep dive into each of the new short films—from teens who mess with the wrong trick-or-treating house in "Coochie Coochie Coo" to partygoers who discover the dangers of unique candy in "Fun Size."While John points out where the latest entry sacrifices storylines for gore and feels "sloppier" and "cheaper" than its predecessors, he saves some praise for the final installment, "Home Haunt," which features a truly terrifying haunted house that comes to life.Get ready for a candid, humorous, and spoiler-filled breakdown of every segment, as John delivers his final, painful verdict. Is this installment a worthy successor to V/H/S/94, or just a low-effort dud? Find out, and weigh in on the age-old debate: are they called suckers or lollipops?
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The Funhouse (1981)
This week, John takes a trip back to 1981 to review the slasher classic, The Funhouse. Does this tale of rebellious teens trapped in a trashy carnival stand the test of time? John breaks down the incredible set design and unique, Tarantino-esque camera shots that clash with forgettable villains and a plot that sometimes drags. Find out why this retro horror film earns a ?/10 rating.Keywords: The Funhouse, 1981 Horror, Slasher Film Review, Movie Review, 80s Horror, Retro Horror, Carnival, Film Analysis, Horror Podcast
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Heretic (2024) Halloween Challenge Day 3
Episode Title: Day 3: Heretic (2024) - Belief, Disbelief, and Blueberry PieEpisode Summary:For Day 3 of his "31 Horror Movies in 31 Days" challenge, John Sellmeyer reviews the 2024 psychological horror film Heretic, directed by Scott Beck and Brian Woods. The film stars Hugh Grant as a mysterious man who ensnares two Mormon missionaries (played by Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East) in a terrifying intellectual and physical test of faith within his home.Please Note: This is a spoiler-filled review.John wastes no time diving into the film's central twists and themes. He discusses the main conceit where the missionaries are forced to choose between a "belief" door and a "disbelief" door, only to discover both lead to the same dungeon, exposing the choice as a facade.The episode is a deep dive into the film's rich symbolism, including:An analogy comparing the history of religion to the board game Monopoly being a copy of an older game.The realization that a pleasant smell is not a baking pie but a scented candle, symbolizing the deceptive nature of their situation.The ambiguous final scene with a butterfly, which connects to a character's earlier wish and leaves the audience questioning the presence of the supernatural.John praises Hugh Grant's strong, unsettling performance and celebrates the film as an intellectually satisfying experience with well-built tension. While acknowledging that some viewers might dislike the long, philosophical monologues, John personally loved them.
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Speak No Evil (2024) Halloween Challenge Day 2
Episode Title: Day 2: Speak No Evil (2024) - The Midwestern Goodbye GenreEpisode Summary:On the second installment of his "31 Horror Movies in 31 Days" challenge, host John Sellmeyer dives into the 2024 American psychological thriller Speak No Evil. A remake of the 2022 Danish-Dutch film, this version is directed by James Watkins and stars James McAvoy, McKenzie Davis, and Scoot McNary.The episode breaks down the plot, where a family's vacation invitation to a remote English farmhouse turns into a nightmare of social awkwardness and escalating dread. John explores the film's central themes of politeness and the anxiety of violating social norms, even in the face of danger. He humorously dubs this the "Midwestern Goodbye" genre, comparing the characters' inability to leave a bad situation to social horror films like Get Out.John highlights the film's strengths, including a powerful and chilling performance by James McAvoy, effective tension-building, and smart pacing. He also points out a potential weakness: the main characters' prolonged submissiveness can feel frustrating.SPOILER ALERT: John shares his favorite scene—the final reveal.
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Sinners (2025) Halloween Challenge Day 1
Title: 31 Days of Horror: Day 1 - Ryan Coogler's "Sinners" & Unexpected SteakDescription:It's October 1st, and the annual 31 Days of Horror challenge is officially underway! For his first-ever viewing, John sinks his teeth into Sinners, the 2025 supernatural horror film from director Ryan Coogler.Join John as he pulls up a chair in the Mississippi Delta of 1930's to review this stunning blend of vampire horror, Southern Gothic, and powerful social commentary. Starring Michael B. Jordan in a dual role, the film pits two brothers against an ancient evil that threatens to devour their community. Find out why this movie—much like the surprise steak John was eating—is much more than it appears on the surface.(This episode contains minor and major spoilers for the film "Sinners." Spoiler warnings are included in the show notes.)About the Podcast:Because I'm John... Sellmeyer is kicking off its annual Halloween tradition: 31 horror movies in 31 days. John watches one horror, sci-fi, or thriller film he's never seen before each night and records his immediate thoughts. Are you ready to rock and roll?
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Superman (2025) Review
Hosts John Sellmeyer and Alondra review the movie Superman (2025).DC Hero PreferencesThe hosts start by discussing their favorite DC heroes. Alondra chooses Batman, having grown up watching his movies, while John's favorite is The Flash, stemming from an old video game. He also expresses his liking for the new Green Lantern actor, despite never having seen the widely panned Ryan Reynolds film.Movie Review and New ActorsThe podcast centers on the 2025 Superman film. Both hosts praise the new lead actor who replaced Henry Cavill, noting his ability to balance seriousness with a lighter, more "goofy" side. The actor sometimes resembles Hayden Christensen from Star Wars.The hosts then discuss the other characters and actors in the film. They reference the "Justice Gang," which includes Green Lantern, Hawk Girl, and a character they initially struggle to name before Alondra's search reveals his name is Mr. Terrific. Both hosts agree that Mr. Terrific "stole every scene" he was in, though Alondra playfully suggests the dog, Krypto, was the real scene-stealer. John also wishes there had been a cameo from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson voicing Krypto, as he did in the Super-Pets movie.The State of the DC UniverseJohn raises a point about the new direction of DC films, specifically the "weird circumstance" of them deciding what to keep and what to discard from the previous "Snyder-verse." He uses the example of John Cena's character, Peacemaker, who was kept from the previous films, as opposed to other characters who are being completely recast.Final Thoughts and RatingListen to the podcast to hear our ratings, and drop yours in the comments!
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Spooky Talk: 31-Day Horror Movie Marathon (With Alondra)
Because I'm John Sellmeyer: The Ultimate 31-Day October Horror Movie ChallengeWelcome to the special Halloween episode of "Because I'm John Sellmeyer," where I'm joined by my amazing wife to curate the ultimate 31-day horror movie marathon for October!We dive deep into a list of 31 terrifying and spooktacular films, dissecting everything from childhood scares to psychological thrillers. We'll be talking about:The stop-motion brilliance of director Henry Selick in Coraline (voiced by Dakota Fanning) and Nightmare Before Christmas.Gremlins (directed by Joe Dante) and The Thing (directed by John Carpenter, starring Kurt Russell).The psychological dread of The Silence of the Lambs (starring Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins) and the madness of The Shining (directed by Stanley Kubrick, starring Jack Nicholson).The classic slasher scares of A Nightmare on Elm Street (from director Wes Craven, starring Robert Englund and Johnny Depp) and John Carpenter's masterpiece Halloween (starring Jamie Lee Curtis).The visceral scares of Saw 2 (directed by Darren Lynn Bousman) and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (directed by Tobe Hooper).Modern terrors like the supernatural haunting of The Conjuring (directed by James Wan) and the tension of A Quiet Place (directed by John Krasinski, starring Emily Blunt).The campy cult fun of Killer Klowns From Outer Space (directed by Stephen Chiodo) and the nostalgic charm of Hocus Pocus (starring Bette Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker).The paranormal horrors of The Grudge and the found-footage chills of Late Night With the Devil (starring David Dastmalchian).The sci-fi terror of Ridley Scott's Alien (starring Sigourney Weaver) and the body-swap horror of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.The psychological grip of Misery (directed by Rob Reiner, starring Kathy Bates and James Caan) and Rosemary's Baby (directed by Roman Polanski, starring Mia Farrow).Plus, we'll talk about the madness of Color Out of Space (starring Nicolas Cage), the meta-humor of The Cabin in the Woods, the chaotic fun of Child's Play and Evil Dead II (starring Bruce Campbell), and the horror-comedy gems An American Werewolf in London, Scream, and Shaun of the Dead.Join us as we put together the perfect horror movie list, talk about our personal favorites, and argue over which films truly belong in a perfect Halloween binge-watch!Podcast Keywords: Horror movies, Halloween, spooky season, movie review, film podcast, horror podcast, classic horror, scary movies, slasher films, psychological thriller, sci-fi horror, movie list, binge-watch, John Sellmeyer, family podcast, Halloween podcast.
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Joey: A Brief Talk on Presidents and Russia
Hey ya'll! I have been working for a few months to try and save this audio. This is the best I could do!! It was great talking with Joey, and I hope ya'll enjoy the conversation.We give a historical perspective on Presidents including Trump, Obama, FDR, Kennedy, and Truman!Plus, we talk about the gulag archipelago! Plus, college shenanigans! Please enjoy!
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From Diagnosis to Summer Daydream Studio: A Cancer Survivor's Story
Kara's Links! Please Subscribe!Substack: https://substack.com/@karawalters?r=g080r&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profileInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/summerdaydreamstudio/The Resource we mentioned:Lotsa Helping Hands: https://lotsahelpinghands.comIn this inspiring episode of "Because I'm John Sellmeyer," host John Sellmeyer sits down with his cousin, Kara Walters, a cancer survivor, creative mind, and entrepreneur.Kara shares her deeply personal journey from her surprising Stage III breast cancer diagnosis at age 28 to becoming cancer-free. She discusses the importance of listening to your body, advocating for your health, and the emotional and physical challenges of chemotherapy and radiation.She also reveals how she used creativity—from listening to comedy podcasts and watching humorous shows to creating a successful jewelry business called Summer Daydream Studio—to find hope and a sense of normalcy during her treatment. Kara's story is a powerful testament to the value of a strong support system, finding humor in dark times, and the healing power of art.Join us as Kara offers invaluable advice for anyone facing a difficult diagnosis and reflects on how her perspective on life has changed for the better.
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Friday the 13th Parts 1-6!
00:00 Introduction and Guest Welcome00:12 Reese's Return and Friendship History00:54 Casual Conversation and Sleep Habits02:21 Discussing Horror Movies02:59 Friday the 13th Series Overview06:47 Friday the 13th Part 1: Plot and Analysis11:42 Friday the 13th Part 2: Improvements and Killer Reveal18:04 Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D Gimmicks and Hockey Mask23:15 Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter30:28 Friday the 13th Part 5: A Disappointing Sequel35:03 Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives36:45 Plot Summary of Friday the 13th Part VI37:42 Self-Referential Humor in Horror39:45 The Evolution of Slasher Films45:11 Character Analysis: Sheriff Garris46:59 Ranking the Friday the 13th Films48:14 Tropes in the Friday the 13th Series52:19 Freddy vs. Jason: A Deep Dive59:44 Modern Day Slashers and Their Impact01:02:54 Terrifier Series: A New Age of Horror01:07:46 Upcoming Horror Films and Final Thoughts
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Pop Swoosh Scary Times (Short)
Just a quick little episode!
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Top 10 Marvel Ranking Films MCU (Starting Beef With Life and Pints with CoCo)
SummaryIn this engaging podcast episode, John and Alondra Sellmeyer dive into the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), discussing their top 10 MCU films, exploring rankings, and sharing personal insights on various characters and storylines. They touch on the impact of films like Black Panther and Avengers: Endgame, while also debating the merits of different superhero portrayals. The conversation is light-hearted, filled with humor, and showcases their unique perspectives on the MCU.Chapters(00:00) Introduction and New Equipment(02:31) MCU Film Rankings and Personal Preferences(05:14) Discussion on Spider-Man and Future Films, Plus Tom Holland as James Bond?(07:55) Top 10 MCU Films Countdown Begins(10:27) Exploring Guardians of the Galaxy and Character Development(12:59) Thor: Ragnarok and Villain Dynamics(15:43) Guardians of the Galaxy and Emotional Themes(18:08) Spider-Man: No Way Home and Nostalgia(19:44) The Impact of Iconic Villains(20:43) Celebrating Black Panther's Legacy(23:47) Avengers: Endgame and the Emotional Journey(27:20) My Number 2 Film(29:23) My Number 1 FilmTakeawaysAlondra feels honored to be called the 'Excalibur of a wife.'The couple discusses their recent trip to a retail store for Amazon returns.John expresses his disagreement with a friend's MCU film ranking.Alondra shares her thoughts on the MCU films, emphasizing her lack of comic book knowledge.The couple counts down their top 10 MCU films, starting with Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2.They discuss the emotional depth of the Guardians of the Galaxy films.Alondra shares her excitement about the upcoming Spider-Man film.The couple reflects on the significance of Black Panther in the MCU.They debate the merits of various MCU films, including Thor: Ragnarok and Doctor Strange.The episode concludes with a discussion on the impact of Avengers: Endgame and Infinity War.KeywordsMCU, Marvel, movie rankings, superhero films, Black Panther, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Doctor Strange, Thor, Spider-Man, Tom Holland, Robert Downey Jr, Chris Pratt, etc.
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Because I'm The Muse and the Archive
In this special episode of Because I’m John Sellmeyer, the host steps away from the usual lighthearted interviews and takes listeners on a thoughtful journey through two symbolic landscapes: the sun-scorched deserts of the Middle East and the icy expanse of the former Soviet Union.We explore how the Middle East—birthplace of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam—became a region where belief is not just cultural but deeply woven into the identity of entire civilizations. In contrast, the Soviet Union pursued a bold, often unforgiving experiment in state atheism, removing religion from public life in the hope of building a purely secular society.What happens when belief is the foundation of your laws and legacy? And what happens when it's stripped away completely? Through stories, symbols, and a touch of poetic reflection, this episode dives into the power of faith, the risks of its absence, and the philosophical tension between sacred fire and ideological frost.Whether you're drawn to history, religion, or just a good story, this episode invites you to think deeply—and maybe even rediscover the roots of the podcast itself.
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The Thrill of the Hunt: Boar Adventures with Joey!
In this wild and entertaining episode, Joey dives into the world of boar hunting, sharing his hands-on experiences hunting and tracking one of Texas’s most notorious troublemakers. We talk about the surprising speed at which wild boars can reproduce—spoiler: a single sow can have multiple litters a year with up to 12 piglets each—leading to major overpopulation and serious damage to the land. That’s where conservation comes in, and Joey explains how ethical hunting helps protect the local ecosystem.We also touch on other animals that can be hunted and the importance of respecting the land, especially in the beautiful, rugged landscapes of rural Texas. And once the boar’s been brought home, Joey’s brother (Tristan) takes over—he’s the cook in the family, whipping up wild boar dishes that might make you consider adding "feral pig" to your dinner plans. Tristan gets his cooking skills from his dad! It’s informative, fun, and a little muddy—just like a good day in the Texas brush. + Some surprise encounters not yet mentioned! Hunting can be a form of conservation.Wild boars reproduce rapidly, leading to overpopulation issues.Boar hunting is less restrictive than other types of hunting.Cooking wild boar can yield delicious and tender dishes.Personal experiences in nature can be both thrilling and terrifying.Ethical hunting practices are important for sustainability.
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From Nakatomi Plaza to the Necronomicon: Action Heroes, Twisted Tales, and Drunken Fists
Tune in for an action-packed episode as we dive deep into the world of action heroes and iconic films! This week, we're sharing our top picks for ultimate cinematic tough guys, sparking a lively debate about classic movie twists and unforgettable fight scenes.We revisit the legendary Bruce Willis, whose reign in the Die Hard franchise solidified his place as a fan favorite. We break down the magic of Die Hard 1, discussing why the original still holds up, and touch on his diverse roles in films like Pulp Fiction, Unbreakable, and The Sixth Sense. Plus, prepare for a mind-blowing revelation about the true intentions of Samuel L. Jackson's character in Unbreakable!Next, get ready for a deep dive into the incredible career of Jackie Chan. Discover why Drunken Master 2 (also known as The Legend of the Drunken Master) is a must-watch, exploring its unique "Drunken Fist" fighting style and iconic action sequences, including the legendary "Axe Gang" fight scene that inspired Kung Fu Hustle. You'll also hear a surprising connection between Jackie Chan, Russell Crowe, and a specific birthday!We then shift gears to discuss the horror genre, specifically the Evil Dead franchise starring Bruce Campbell. We dissect the evolution of the films from scary to "zany," sharing hilarious and terrifying moments from Evil Dead 2 and the recent Evil Dead Rise. Find out which installment truly left one of us terrified and why the new approach to the Necronomicon is a game-changer! We also touch on other horror favorites like The Conjuring and Insidious.Beyond the silver screen, we explore personal connections to film and culture. Discover the surprising origin of Jeric's name, linked to a famous Filipino movie actor Gary Valenciano, and discuss the phenomenon of naming children after fictional characters (think Game of Thrones' "Arya" and "The Hound"). We even recount a hilarious story about a fan who tattooed a character from the popular book series A Court of Thorns and Roses onto their arm, only for the character to become a jerk in later books!Join us for a fun and candid conversation that covers everything from Tom Cruise and Arnold Schwarzenegger's legacies to personal anecdotes about growing up and discovering new cinematic worlds. This episode is packed with movie trivia, laughs, and plenty of reasons to add some new titles to your watchlist! Also, we share what it was like growing up two punks together in Raymore, Missouri! Thank you for joining this installment, and be sure to subscribe to the channel! + Bonus conversation about breakdancing. The answer to the TikTok/ Insta Challenge was Die Hard and Evil Dead!(00:00:00) Intro(00:02:15) Childhood and Early Friendship(00:06:00) Philippines, Podcast Demographics, and More(00:10:00) Jeric's Filipino Heritage and Name Story(00:16:00) Conversations on Popular Media: Game of Thrones(00:20:30) Discussing Favorite Action Heroes(00:35:00) Experiences with Horror Films and Martial Arts Movies(00:50:00) Memories From Their Youth: Improv, Breakdancing, and Shenanigans(01:05:00) Balancing Life, Family, and Nostalgia(01:15:00) Closing Message and Reflections/ Bloopers
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Demontae's Story & The Power of Positivity: The Casablanca Effect
Demontae, who experienced a traumatic brain injury from a car wreck in high school, advocates for giving back to others. He shares with John Sellmeyer how occupational therapy was crucial for his mental recovery, using games to improve cognitive functions. Demontae's positive outlook stems from his belief that even small acts of kindness can significantly impact others, recalling a time his humor kept a classmate from dropping out of college.The conversation then shifts to movies, where Demontae discusses his favorite horror films. He also declares "Casablanca" as the best movie ever made. He also highly recommends the film "Ballerina" which is in theaters now! Demontae concludes with an inspirational message, encouraging listeners to always choose respect and kindness, as these actions can profoundly and positively influence those around them.Other mentions include Sorry to Bother You, Gladiator, Hardcore Henry, Florida, Illinois, and Kansas City, Missouri! Thank you all for listening. Please be sure to follow the Podcast!
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Life and Pints with CoCo + Bonus Interviews (Attempted Mugged in Raymore, Reese, Garrett, Batman, Pokemon, Mechanics, Podcasting, Just Some Dudes in a Lake House)
A 3 part special! Part 1:Long time friend of the show Life and Pints with CoCo comes onto the show. Please check him out! He is available on Apple and Spotify! We discuss almost being mugged, (well, really being assaulted,) and what it is like being a podcaster! Part 2:I also speak with Reese about Batman, and we get off topic a lot! We talk about Christopher Nolan, Bane, Joker, and so much more! Plus Reese tells you my eye color.Part 3Garrett breaks into the Pod for the first time (second time if you have listened to the Dungeons and Dragons episode) where we discuss childhood memories, Pokemon vs Yu-Gi-Oh, and which Pokemon would be the best mechanic!Come on in, and enjoy!
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Sellmeyer Special: Bearded Dragons & Baby Yodas (Fortnite Live Event, Bearded Dragons, Baby Hearing Screening)
Today my wife and I explore the topic of having a bearded dragon! What his diet consists of, his personality, and if he is a beginner pet or not. Also, she addresses that I need a new intro for her! Alondra discusses her hearing screening adventures, and we bring up Ice Age, the movie! Plus, my kids hop on briefly to discuss the Star Wars Fortnite update. They talk about the Emperor, Storm Troopers, and so much more! Thank you all for enjoying this chill episode with my family.
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The Allergy Atlas! Charting a Course Through Dietary Restrictions
Episode Summary: Allergic to (Almost) Everything?Join us for a fascinating conversation with my brother-in-law, a true allergy warrior, as he shares his unique journey navigating a world of extreme allergies. From yummy childhood foods to the intricate dietary changes he's made as an adult, this episode dives deep into what it's like to live with sensitivities to everything from cockroaches and corn to gluten and shrimp. We'll also explore the often-complex process of getting tested and diagnosed by doctors, offering an insightful look into the challenges and triumphs of managing severe allergies every single day. I hope this episode encourages anyone with food discomforts to speak with their medical professionals! (00:00) Introduction (00:34) Time Travel to January 30th, 2024(01:24) Quick Word, Peculiar Prototypes, Engineering Passion(03:38) Growing Up with Unique Meals(08:42) Navigating Food Allergies and Intolerances(11:23) Medical Tests and Discoveries(18:10) Discussing Intestine and Corn Sensitivity (19:15) Food Sensitivities and Gluten-Free Options(22:49) Allergy Testing and Seasonal Allergies(27:21) Living with Food Allergies, Word of Advice(31:54) Podcasting Journey and Future PlansShrimp allergy, cockroach allergy, peanut allergy, corn allergy, sugar allergy, and many many more!
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Paul's Pop Culture Power: Comics and Music
In this engaging episode, John Sellmeyer and Paul discuss comic book lore, dissecting iconic villains like Heath Ledger's Joker, Magneto, and Thanos. The conversation navigates through various interpretations of Joker's backstory and Magneto's tragic past as a Holocaust survivor, highlighting the complexity of these characters and their portrayals in movies and comics. They then shift to video games, specifically discussing 'Starfield,' its storyline, and mechanics, while comparing it to other space exploration games. The duo also touches upon the influence of video game soundtracks and nostalgia on their musical tastes. John shares his journey into rap and hip hop, influenced by artists like MF Doom and Tech Nine, while Paul discusses his eclectic taste that includes R&B artists like Baby Rose and Snow Allegra. The episode wraps up with motivational advice for listeners and a plug for Paul's Twitch channel, 'Level up KCMO.'(00:00) Introduction and How We Met(01:05) Discussing Favorite Superhero Villains(02:48) Exploring Joker's Backstory(05:21) Magneto's Dark Past(07:43) Mutants vs. Mutates, Uncanny Valley(11:53) Starfield: A New Sci-Fi Adventure(18:01) Comic Book Politics and The Boys(20:05) Music Preferences and Genres(21:24) Debating Pop Country Music(22:05) Musical Influences and Early Discoveries(22:45) Introduction to Rap and Hip Hop(25:46) High School Music Evolution(29:03) Opinions on Popular Rappers(34:42) Shoutouts and Recommendations(37:03) Final Thoughts and Encouragement
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DUNGEONS and DRAGONS 2025
EPIC, FIGHTING, GORE, Mild PROFANITY! The Because I'm John Sellmeyer Podcast welcomes you to its first iteration of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign. A special shout out to "Life and Pints with Co Co Podcast," he was the DM, and we could not have done this without him!Jump into a world, where 5 travelers end up on a path towards a dangerous dragon. Check out the FUNNY and QUIRKY characters they meet along the way! Dungeons, Dragons, Burning Barns, and so much MORE!!Please enjoy. Mild Language. Some violence. Minors are not advised to listen. Werewolves, Tieflings, I Draw My Bow, We missed you CJ.
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Hendo Soul: Artistry, Army, Entrepreneur
In this episode, the host welcomes James Henderson, also known as Hendo Soul, to discuss his life journey, his music career, and everything in between. From growing up in Missouri to his time in the military in South Korea, James shares vivid memories and experiences that shaped his path. He talks about the influences of his family, especially his mother, the struggles and triumphs of basic training, and the vibrant culture and cuisine of South Korea. The conversation delves into his creative process, the making of his upcoming album 'Lavender,' and the significance of pursuing dreams relentlessly for his children. The episode also includes fun segments like a pop quiz on underrated artists and reflections on the evolving music industry, before concluding with personal anecdotes that paint a picture of James's deep passion for music and life. Get ready for an engaging and heartfelt discussion packed with laughs, nostalgia, and inspiration.(00:00:00) Introduction and James Henderson AKA Hendo Soul(00:04:35) Childhood Memories and Early Creativity, Garage Bands(00:11:24) Living with Poland Syndrome (00:15:59) Joining the Military (00:17:10) Basic Training Experiences (00:31:43) Deployment to South Korea (00:37:00) Exploring Korean Cuisine and Culture (00:38:00) Reflections on Korea's Transformation (00:40:21) Military Service: A Path to Opportunity (00:41:53) Underrated Artists: A Pop Quiz (00:46:54) Tech N9ne: The Underrated Legend (00:48:57) Rap Mount Rushmore and Music Inspirations (00:55:56) The Creative Process and Recording Experiences (01:03:03) Balancing Fatherhood and Music (01:05:15) Future Plans and Final ThoughtsHonorable mentions include Lil Wayne, Chance the Rapper, Georgia, California, LA Los Angeles, Kansas City, Nostalgia, 90's.
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Mexican MacGyver
I talk to my father-in-law, Vicente, about his animal encounters, and green thumb! Plus we talk about his first jobs, his experience at Alison's Restaurant where he met Dolly Parton, and many other celebrities. Then we discuss how working at GM for 30 years brought him to MO. Vicente has a lot of life experience, and he plans to share a lot more in the future, this is just a small taste of what he has to share. Thank you all, and please subscribe!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to a podcast powered by curiosity, caffeine, and the occasional existential crisis. Most episodes are interviews with interesting people who teach me something new—sometimes surprising, sometimes profound, always human. Other times, it’s just me, thinking out loud about whatever’s been rattling around in my brain lately. It’s part conversation, part observation, and part “how did we end up here?” If you like honest chats, unexpected turns, and the feeling of learning something without realizing it, you’re in the right place. No niche—just stories, thoughts, and wondering out loud.
HOSTED BY
John Robert Joseph Sellmeyer
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