Before the Final Rose

Sorry we were gone! It’s been a crazy month. We appreciate y’all so much and should be back on schedule now ☺️😎

We are down to the final four! This season is so exciting because we truly aren’t sure who Michelle is going to pick 🤭

Have we finally weeded out all of the villains, or is Martin ready to step up to the plate ? Only eight dudes left y’all! 💅

Michelle deserves better. We deserve better. You deserve better. Sorry we’re late again luh you all ❤️❤️

We combined the first two episodes because our lives are crazy hectic rn! Literally in love with Michelle, none of these men deserve her. Period.

Again we are so busy, so we put the last two episodes into one. Who do you think will stay together!? See ya in a week for the Bachelorette!

Paradise has worked its magic again! In but four weeks time people are in love with each other, magical. Beautiful. Inspiring. Only two more weeks of BIP y’all! And then straight into Michelle’s season 👏👏👏

Bye bye To the shameless clout chasers. I mean yea they all wanna get famous but Brendan was another breed of disgusting. Sorry we are late again y’all between work and moving it’s been tricky!

These hoes is messsssyyy. That is all.

Yo y’all everything fell apart this week on BIP! Exes and boom boom rooms and the ultimate,ate battle for Kenny, this shits insannnneeee !

Sorry this is out late y’all! Thanks for being patient with us. We are so stoked to get back into the drama of BIP ❤️❤️❤️

Hey! Sorry for the major delay y’all! Film projects and vacations and all the things made it really hard for us to find time! Cheers to our fifth full bachelor nation season that we’ve covered! Why aren’t we famous yet? 👑 love y’all cya soon for BIP !

Rip Michael. We will miss you more than you could possibly know 😭😭😭. Katie’s journey is coming to a close y’all, who do you think Katie will choose!?

Justin to be clear, I definitely tried to get this episode out on time this week, but I got a gnarly cold and had to take care of mah health. Next week is hometowns, and We can’t wait to meet the fams 😎

Goodbye Hunter, you have been voted off the island. Sorry this episode is late y’all! I promise the next one will be out early ❤️

Full disclosure this episode was recorded before Andrew S and Justin’s tweets were dug up. Feeling v v conflicted 😶 wbu?

Sorry we’re late with episode 4 y’all! This episode we look at the truth or dare date, and a super dramatic rose ceremony and..... wait that’s it! What a bunch of bs! Here’s hoping we have more to talk about next week!

Damn this episode was heavy 😶 but we are still here to chat and dissect all of the nonsense as well 💅

We are starting to learn these dude’s names 👍 and with all due respect Karl can suck a velvet painting of a dolphin and a whale gettin it on 👏

We back from the break y’all! Did you miss us as much as we missed trash tv!? Join us as we wade through trying to remember 30 dudes 😶

This season of the Bachelor is finally over y’all! We wish the best to Matt and we will see y’all next season in the summer of Katie 🥳

This episode we say goodbye to Bri and it is such a bummer 🥺. We are also joined by the elusive Tik tok star Amanda Nokleby! Thanks for tuning in!

In this episode we talk about the women tell all, as well as Taylor Nolan’s tweets. We also get distracted and talk about our gut health for a solid five minutes. Peaks and valleys y’all. Thanks for tuning in! 🌹

Did it hurt, did it hurt when ya fell from heaven girl? Ouch that date was rough 😶 one less sky diver instructor out there now cuz that dude definitely lost his job 😬 make sure to subscribe like etc!

And just like that there were four! Join us as we discuss the most eventful episode of the bachelor yet! 😎

No pun this week guys. We do talk about the episode, but we also address the behavior of Chris Harrison this week. Since we recorded he has decided to step down from at least this season, which is the bare minimum. We are still waiting for a statement from abc. As always we love y’all thanks for sticking with us ❤️

A cull is a selective slaughter of animals, and that is definitely what we witnessed this week 😶 join us as we say goodbye to well.... most of the drama 🥲😀

This week we get the ultimate gag of five new girls joining the house. Poor lil Matt did not know what he was getting himself into. We are joined by very special guest Annika this week to dive deep in the drama 🎭

Period! We are all huge Katie fans here, including our very special guest miss Taylor Caprara! Join us as we discuss this episode of Mean Girls errrm I mean The Bachelor. 😀

Holy crap if this episode wasn’t toxic AF. This week we are joined by special guest Denzel (Jasmine’s real life human boyfriend). Trust me you do not wanna miss this!

Welcome to season 25 of the Bachelor! Matt is here and not terribly ready for these 31 women’s drama, but we are excited to see him take this journey! ❤️🌹

That’s a wrap on Tayshia y’all! We think this lobe will last, and we can’t wait to see y’all next week for Matt’s season! Thank you to everyone who tuned in! ❤️❤️

Poor Ben just couldn’t quite squeak out an “I love you”. Not to worry Ben, we adore you and can’t wait to see what you do next🌹❤️

This episode literally had everything, boy drama, actual real deep conversations, broken hearts and more. We can’t believe we are nearly to hometowns 😳🏠

Boy drama, literally deep conversations, and a very sad departure. This episode was uh-ma-zing! Make sure you subscribe so you know exactly when our episodes drop! ❤️🌹🥰

Listen the puns are getting rough, but we appreciate y’all sticking through it with us! This episode was actually probably the BEST episode of the season so far! Can’t wait to see who tayshia ends up with!

Boys fighting GROWN ASS MEN! This is the kind of love journey we signed up for! We can’t wait to see how the rest of this season unravels 🧶

Listen I know the pun is a stretch. Tayshia is way harder to make puns from. We are so excited to dive into this brand new season of the bachelorette! We learn all of the original guys’ names and also get four new guys! 👦🏻🧑🏾‍🦱👦🏻👨🏼

Clare’s journey to find love has come to an end after four short weeks! Join us as we discuss our feelings about the happy couple and our hot new bachelorette! 🌹😎

This episode brought us a lot of dale on Clare action, some horribly uncomfortable moment, and the epic Bachelorette roast! 🍖We can’t wait to hear what you thought of this episode! 🌹

We have been blessed with yet another episode of Clare’s shenanigans! From love languages to uncomfortable objectification, this episode grabbed us by the balls 🏀 ⚽️ . Join us as we discuss this complete mess! 🌹

Jourdan and Jasmine are back at it! We have missed you all and can’t wait to dive into the MOST dramatic season of the bachelorette yet! Episode one of Clare’s “journey” sure was something! 🌹

What a boring finale y’all! While we are happy people are so in love we wanted more interesting song choices! Also we get preeettty off topic in this episode, so it was a blast to record. Love y’all p, until next Bachelor franchise show ❤️❤️😘😘

This episode brought us dumb boring drama, and Natasha and Ryan...... I’m not even mad. I’m just..... disappointed. Only one more episode after this! Forgot to press publish! Oops! We will be bringing your our thoughts on the finale soon!

Have you ever been condescending to two different women on reality tv to try to boost your nonexistent music career? Then you might be a Brandon! Have you ever placed blame on every person in the world but yourself? You might be a Julia. What a lovely little train wreck this show has turned out to be!💥🚞

It’s episode three of the Bachelor spin off listen to your heart, which means Chris Harrison only wants to see serious couples! Damn that was fast even by Bachelor standards ! 😶 jealously and mischief and pettiness galore y’all!

Listen, if you’re not watching you’re a liar. This is not the time to be proud. Clare may never find a husband so this is what we get! And it’s actually...... kind of good? Who knows! We are tepidly excited because musicians are crazy! 😏

Oops the finale was such a let down we completely forgot to post our episode! 😂 you can tell we recorded it the week of though because Peter and Maddie were still “together” . We will be back for listen to your heart though! Fingers crossed it’s good cuz it’s all we are gettin for awhile! 🌹🎼

Listen, maybe we didn’t get to hear about alll of the drama, but this episode still had plenty of crazy surprises to focus on! We are joined by one of our best friends Taylor with a fresh perspective! 🌹

This week was fantasy week! Which means it’s time for Peter to invite the ladies to bed. Ew. And they are all living together this week? What why? Also Madison for some reason thought windmill boy would keep it in his pants ? Sometimes you forget your on a tv show with an awful premise, but he’ll if it ain’t awfully entertaining! 💄