Bitching with Bitchy the Clown(c)

This was a really fun episode. I got to yucck it up with awesome comedian, Steve Mittleman, who has appeared on so many awesome TV shows, movies, commercials as well as performing at some of the most legendary comedy clubs. He has also worked with my idol, Rodney. I'm one schmegagicized clown now.

OK. For the sensitive ears.... hear's some cottons swabs. As I said before, this is only minus the ads for Kathy. This is a one-time thing. Don't think I'll make a habit of it. Everything else is pure Bitchy.

Today is a double dose of Bitchy. One, the unfiltered version (this one) and then the Bitchy sort of plays nice version. I know, but don't worry. It's not really nice nice, it's just that this one has the ads, the other doesn't. You really think I'm going to change? LOLBut like whatever. Tonight's guest is legendary TV and actress, voice actor and author, Kathy Garver. We talk about her career and that she actually toured with THE Moses himself. She looks good for her age.

Bitchy brews up a bold cup of conversation (OK. That's such a saccharine joke) with Creepy Coffees and Flagstaff Creepy-Con's founder, Eddie Cantu. They talk about Bitchy's new upcoming coffee brew, Bitchy Brew, and other stuff. You can find all about Creepy Coffees and the convention athttps://creepycoffees.com/https://creepyroasters.com/https://flagstaffcreepycon.com/

I've been traveling and working my TV show and other crap like that so it's been awhile. I'm also working on getting some more really cool guests soon. Plus getting Crap Face(c) and Jack Off(c) out of rehab. They were sniffing sticky tape. But I needed to just come on for a few because I was told that some fat skank was using my likeness to trash a friend of mine during a small town election. That's a friggin' lawsuit waiting to happen. Anyway, I just needed to let her know that it better not happen again. I mean I'm fine with any publicity but when this p.o.s. used me against my friend, then that's where my real bitchy comes out. Just a warning. Try it again and get ready to open your wallet and start handing over your welfare checks when I file a law suit. What's with these shit ass small town losers?!

Talk about a cursed episode. We tried this 3 times and finally got it to record. Either the internet went out or the recording program screwed up but here we are. And even here, her phone signal wasn't that great. Crap. I was determined to get this episode recorded if I had to hitch hike across the country on a camel-toed walrus to get it. But finally we got something. I think you can make out most of what Ve says. She has been such a mensch about everything and really patient. She's either a good friend or a masochist. OH, and hopefully you can hear it, but Ve's website is frendsbeauty.com where you can get her line of make-up brushes.By the way, Ve has worked on lots of major films and TV shows including Pirates of the Caribbean, Mrs. Doubtfire, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, PeeWee's Playhouse, Batman Returns and like a zillion others. It was such an honor to have her on the show or that I could even get her back on the show after all the crapfest. This episode, even with the problems, illustrates my insane don't take no way for an answer attitude. I'll leave you with a big word. perseverance. Just look the friggin' word up. Do I have to explain everything?

This is a guest that goes right to my Italian linguini. Lou Martini Jr. (didn't ask him where he got the Jr. from, duh) is a great guy from Queens (won't hold that against him, much) that has a house in Tom's River, NJ (sort of redeemed). He's had a long career in the "biz" (ugh, can't believe I said that) including the Godfather and Sopranos. We schmutz for a bit about lots of different things. What about? Just friggin' listen, what am I a book?

I was able to get another guest to actually agree to come on the show, knowing what to expect. Or did he? Anyway, he was cool, or was it hot? Oh, get your mind out of the sauce or into it as our guest was Aaron, the creator/owner of Coney Island Saucery, out of Staten Island, NY, one of the best hot sauces on the market. We discuss how he came up with it and some of the awesome licenses he has secured for labels. So, (and this is my pathetic attempt at metaphor), get ready for some spicy talk. UGH: I'm going to stick my head in an acid bath for that statement. You can find where to buy his stuff at coneyislandsaucery.com.

I know, it's been like over 4 months since I was last on. I'm sure you missed me and wondered if I were still alive. Don't answer that, not like it matters. My loyal Bitchyphiles know where to find me. Anyway, I was away on vacation, which is basically I couldn't afford to record the podcast but my plasma donations came in so here we are. Tonight I just kind of ramble about stuff since I'm so disgusted with everything. Well, maybe except the result of the election. Check it out. I won't wait up.

This was a fun show despite me dealing with a mole on my face. Not that dot, a real mole. He got hold of me in the alley and it was a bitch to get him off. Serenity is really talented, I assume.... no, I kid. She has talent, which is more than I can say about most of Hollywood. I predict she'll be really successful, like me. OK. Shut your traps. I know what you're thinking.

Hey, I was able to finally get another guest. She must be desperate. Anyway, it's teen singer/ventriloquist Sandy Netburn. She tells us how she got started, what inspires her (definitely not me) and lots more crap. And yes, I didn't use my typical dirty clown mouth language, well, mostly. OH, I said I'd share her social links (not like me, I've been banned for life from all the social sites (like I give a rat's assassin). Enjoy. https://www.facebook.com/sandy.netburn?mibextid=ZbWKwL https://www.youtube.com/@sandynetburn7050 https://www.instagram.com/sandy.and.friends/ https://www.tiktok.com/@sandynetburn?_t=8nLKQRiiMYM&_r=1

OK. No one cares but it's been this long because I got evicted from my trash can and thrown out of the library so it took awhile to be able to do a show again. I was able to scrape up enough to get a new can. Anyway, the Bitchy's back and I just came on to update you. There, you're updated, or just up yours. Either way, I'll try to do more shows as the world is so much more screwed up than usual. Also, here's my friggin' email. I would love to have a guest finally say, "screw it, I'll do your show," again. My email is [email protected]. You can also hire me on cameo to insult or whatever... birthday insults, etc. So, there you go, I'm back, like you give a crap. More Bitchy to come. Something I like to do a lot.

Well, here I am again, like a bad sore. Another long layoff because my life is so friggin' busy and productive. NOT. Anyway, with it being the end of the year again... Crap, where does it go? Don't answer, I already know. So I thought I'd give you an early Christmas present. ME. The clown that keeps on giving... you crap. Tonight is a short show because I'm tired of talking about the same crap. But at least the crap from my mouth doesn't smell. Enough with the crap. I want to give a big get well to one of my idols, Uncle Floyd, who's going through some things. Saying prayers (yes I do pray... up yours). So anyway, enjoy the show. OH: and if there's any companies out there that want to sponsor my TV talk show, I'm up for it. I don't care what you sell, just back me and I'll promote it. I'm just that much a clown whore. And don't forget, I still have Trash for sale. Hit me up. Happy friggin' Holidays.

Well, I took the summer off. Not really, I just got so repulsed by everything going on I spent the summer renovating my trash can, and took a slow trip to Washington DC on the back of an Amish buggy. Also, working on trying to sell my cologne, Trash. Oh, and I actually got someone to buy a Cameo from me. If you want me to insult you, wish you a horrible day or even something nice and positive (excuse me while I puke) then find me on Cameo at 1bitchyclown. But the best news this summer is that I got permanently banned and kicked off X (the crapform formally known as Twatter). They couldn't handle this Bitchy. Boo Hoo. I'm so upset. NOT. Oh, and today's episode is short but not sweet. Hey, what do you expect from me? I know, I'm hilarious. Enjoy the crap.

Well, it's been awhile... again. I've been working on crap. Well, that and my new cologne, Trash, which is finally in bottles (no don't even think about drinking it, moron). I want to thank my friend for helping make it and the few we've sold so far have had good responses (meaning it didn't attract dogs, 2 or 4 legged). I'm working on getting a deal to get in stores (any that will take them). Meanwhile, I wanted to apologize for the last show. Seems my energy was off because I found out someone roofied the burger I was eating that I found in the garbage. Typical. Anyway, I'm back and you can't keep a good Bitchy down. So enjoy, or not. Like I give a crap. I just keep putting them out there, like smelly shoes on the front porch. And I have Crap Face test my food now. Hey, it was his idea.

Well, I figured it was time again to do another episode so the few people that give a crap about whether I'm alive or not know I'm still here. I was suspended from Twatter again for a week and over some friggin' stupid crap. But I'm back on and you can't keep a good Bitchy down. I'm not on that long tonight because of my hemorrhoids and I haven't been sleeping much. Anyway, there you go. It is what it is. Maybe sometime soon I can get another guest on. Yeah, right. My email and cell phone are just blowing up... with air. My email is [email protected] if anyone gives a crap. Oh, and hopefully my cologne, Trash, will be out soon. Like anyone would buy it. I'm still putting it out there, like real trash. Enjoy.

I had to weigh in on the crap that is what happened to President Trump this week. It's such bull and the democraps know it. They just don't get how stupid and evil they are and how they are going to regret it. I then get into the reality that this coalition of evil nations is laughing at us and are not only planning our demise, they are already infiltrating the country with terrorist cells. I tell you, it's going to hit the fan soon and it's going to be crappy. I also play a clip from President Trump's speech at Mar-a-lago after the indictment. Unfortunately, unlike media that has money, I had to do my analysis on my own. I'm used to that. Maybe another guest next time. Stay diligent and check out my twitter account when I'm back from suspension. Thanks for nuttin' Musk.

I was able to get another cool guest tonight (what a rarity). Dr.  and comedienne Laura Hayden. We bitch about the state of comedy (or lack thereof), dating, the industry and a lot of other crap. We bitch a bit about the Oscars crap (though not as much as I'd like but I'll do it more next time). It was a longer show tonight because.... well because it was. Like the adage states, wherever you go, there you are.

Well, I'm shilling for my new cologne, Bitchy the Clown's Trash(c).  I've put together an indiegogo campaign to raise funds to get the friggin' thing made. It's going to be a scent I'm sure your girlfriend, wife, by the hour friend or whomever else you wear it for will love, or it may be complete trash. Either way, check out my campaign and spread the word. I'm talking to the five listeners I have. You guys are awesome supporters. I just hope you're not athletic. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bitchy-the-clown-s-trash-a-men-s-cologne/x/12813212#/

Well, here we are, the beginning of another  screwed up year where people think making resolutions are going to make it better. But let me tell you, January 1st is just another calendar day and people are as screwed up now as in the past and will always be. And that just makes my day as I'll always have crap to bitch about. This show deals with all of the amazingly stupid things that the world does. I'd go into it further but just listen to the show. That's what it's there for. No apologies.

Well, it's that time of year... the end of it. So I thought I'd better do a show before it goes pfft (like most trans people and the military) I jingle my bells and tookus about the new Congress and "present" you with my end of the year movies that sucked ass this year list. You'll be ho-ho-ho'ing (but that's on your own time). OH, and check out the new movie, Slice, coming to Target and Walmart next month. I have 2 songs on the soundtrack.  NO: I didn't get paid. Why start a trend. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year (yeah right) and don't answer the door, it might be a subpoena.

Well, It's been awhile again.  I've been laying low because I called the FBI and DOJ Biden's gestapo. That and I haven't found a guest again. Figured with all the crap towards the mid-term election going on I should say something. Like I ever backed down from anything. I also clarify my stance with Dark Mark, my last guest who supports men going into women's bathrooms. I only kept it cool until he said that then I railed. I had him on in the first place because I needed the guest and he does goth stuff but after that comment, he can go jump into the Pacific. Oh, and go check out https://www.cafepress.com/groovygraves where my friend Dave (yeah, I have ONE.... don't be an ass) is selling merch with yours truly on it. Hey wait, I don't make a friggin' dime off of it. Screw that? Oh, who's kidding, I'm happy he even wants my puss on stuff. Go buy it anyway.  Well, that's it for now.  Enjoy this, another rant episode. Until the next one. Or don't. Like it bothers me.

This was an interesting episode. Not because it was great (like I would ever have one) but it was with a guest for a change who has his own show and definitely not a Bitchy leaning one. Dark Mark is a California goth who runs a traveling goth comedy and freak show throughout the LA area. I won't even comment. I'll just let you listen... if you want, or don't. I don't give a crap. His website is https://www.darkmarkshow.com/ . Meanwhile, I'm going to take a crap, because I don't take crap, from anyone.

Well, here I am again. Been awhile. I've been busy. Who am I kidding, I've been hanging out drinking beer, watching crap on TV and looking for more guests. Seems, like the country, everyone is afraid to come on the show.  Meanwhile, with all the crap going in the world that makes my head explode, I had to do another show, even if it's me just bitching about it. Still, I tell it like it is and it's all truth. So, take what you can from it, or not. Like it ruins my day. Yeah, right. Good luck with that.

Pittsburgh based actress Christine Mancini (Bigfoot, The Movie) and I talk about all the crap going on in the industry these days and other stuff. It's an episode you don't want to miss. Well, listen anyway.

I finally was able to get another guest on the show. Hollywood Script Supervisor, model, actress, producer, etc., Charese Moniello. We talk about Hollywood crap and other things including her long career in the industry and the insanity going on in today's country. I actually was turned on by it (yeah, you heard me... get your mind in the gutter). Charese asked me to post her websites, so I'm doing it: picsartsolutions.com and charesemongiello.com.

So everyone was bashing on 2021 saying how 2022 was going to be better all around. They said that about 2020 at the beginning of 2021. The more things change the moron they stay the same (thanks Snake Plisskin). Anyway, I get bitchy about the January 6th crap that went on today and all of the other nasty left wing democrap stuff that made me vomit. So enjoy, you conservative clowns, and to my left wing losers, get bent over with a finger up your butt. That's the real insurrection. HAPPY FRIGGIN' NEW YEAR! 

Well, again, it's been awhile. I've been avoiding some creditors so I went underground at my friend's place. He's a mortician. It was a bit stiff but at least no one around me bitched about it. Anyway, welcome to my Christmas and Year End special. I bitch about stuff that went on the last few months, what next year may look like and even play some Christmas songs. Santa even stops by (this isn't a spoiler.... geeze, he stops by everywhere, get over it). I think you'll like this episode as much as any other (that's probably not saying much, but then again, I have low expectations). So merry Bitchmas everyone.

Welcome back, bitches. I've been off for awhile because I was hiding from my ex. She says she wants to know why I slept with her mom. Anyway, this time I take on the military, mask man-dates (yeah, you read it right) and a bunch of other crap going on that makes my clown blood turn green. Oh, and this time I actually add sound bytes and do some kick-ass imitations (shut the hell up... I think they kick ass). Figure you don't want to just hear me spout obscenities (unless you're like that type of sadist). Whatever, I think you'll really like this episode so listen to the end.  Oh, and I'm still looking for guests. This is pathetic. What's a clown got to do? Don't answer that. Enjoy.

Yeah, I'm back (I'm sure you're thrilled, bitchies). Been awhile. I have been out looking for guests but still can't get one to come on, so I still come on myself. Yeah, I said it. So what. Anyway, enjoy if you want, or don't. I won't get mad, I'll get bitchy. It's friggin' 2 a.m. What else do you want, Rodney Dangerfield, may his Melon soul R.I.P.?!!

Here I am, telling truth to myself about what's going on in America and the crap that is turning our nation into a left wing cesspool of morons and left wing wussies. Short show tonight because just talking about it makes me sick. But don't let that stop you from listening to the fun.

A short episode where I talk to myself, as usual. I address the latest issues dealing with the crap going on in the country, and there's a lot. Get your toilet paper ready. We've got to wake up America.  This isn't just going to pass.

This episode is a real Hollywood nightmare... for leftist Hollywood that is. I talk with up and coming film director and writer Art Douglas about the industry, his life in LA and some of the horror stories about living in the cesspool that is Hollywood. It's a revealing, name exposing over two hours of bitching. Don't miss it.

I finally have another person who actually wanted to guest on the show. KR Butcher is a retired Army vet MP and correctional officer from Paden City, WV and is a real American patriot with some great insights into all the crap going on in our nation and what we have to do to keep it from falling into the leftist cesspool. We really get the bitchy going. Check it out.

Well, here I am again, bitching by myself to myself about the crap that went down in DC the other day. Not just about the riots but how it was a set up and how what they did to the President is one of the most corrupt and evil (but typical of the left and democraps) things I've ever witnessed. Anyway, I lay some truths and you can either listen to it or stay in your eggshell holes while they ram you up your butt with their control rods.

Well, here are the holidays and I have a lot to bitch about including saving the election for the President. Still no guests but at least I have Jack Off(c) and Crap Face(c). Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah (the only true American holidays that our Judaic/Christian nation was founded on). Bite me if you don't agree.

Well, we all knew it was going to happen. They said they were going to steal the election and the media were their mouthpieces of crap. But it's not officially over. The game is still on. I go off on a real rant of truth and in your face logic tonight. Check it out if you're not a wimp, or the swamp, or... just friggin' listen.

Again, since no one wanted to come on the show, I came on myself. I rant about being suspended indefinitely from Twitter for speaking the truth about Biden and the other leftist democrat psychos. Seems only the left and liberal mongrels can speak their minds there. Socialism, Communism anyone? If we don't win the election next month, we're all screwed. OH, If anyone isn't too repulsed by me, I'm still looking for guests. I'm tired of coming on myself.

Since no one would come on the show, I just came on myself (interpret that anyway you want). I talk about the first debate between President Trump and Sleepy Joe "schmo" Biden. It was more like the President came to debate and Biden came to masterbate. Anyway, I throw some logic out there.

Yay. I finally found another person with cajones enough to come on the show. Another in your face episode with special guest, renowned Sistersville, WV based goth and horror author, A.L. King (aka Alex King). Alex and I expose the truth about vaccinations, the riots and more of the crap going on in this country. We hold nothing back and why should we? It's still a relatively free country. Listen before it's too late to make a difference.

Iconic former child actor Scott Schwartz (The Toy, A Christmas Story, Kidco and many more) lays it all out about the current state of the country, Hollywood and even Corey Feldman. A lively show with one of the coolest and straight speaking talents in the business.

Bitchy has a bitch session with the awesome Tricia Cunningham, Volunteer Coordinator for the Trump Campaign in Pennsylvania. Bitchy's in his element as a conservative clown and President Trump supporter who isn't afraid to show his bitchy side. 

Some guy I never heard of named Dit Basselli calls in from Italy for a bitchy fest and after the conversation, I would have been happy keeping it that way. All I can say is that I'm glad I get my pizza from the supermarket.

I bitch about things with teen actor Zach Rice.