Blank As A Fart: A Twin Peaks Podcast

Tonight marks the final episode of @blankasafart! Having completed the entire run of Twin Peaks, Gabe and Ian have one last sit-down to discuss their favorite (or least favorite) bits and their final takeaways from the whole experience. We also cover some more BTS footage, dig in to some of the tie-in novels and supplemental material…and did I hear someone say, “Trivia Quiz?” Join us as we bid a fond farewell to our time spent examining this huge chunk of the Lynch-verse! 8pm sharp!

Tonight: this is it, folks! Part 18 of The Return, the very last episode of Twin Peaks. There’s little we can say about the episode that won’t spoil it, and even less that we can say to help explain it. We’ll just say it’s been a long road getting here (one you can follow every previous step of via Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Audible, or YouTube), and sometimes the destination is not what the path has led you to expect.

Wednesday night! @blankasafart covers Part 17, the penultimate episode of The Return! A fully awakened Cooper finally makes his way back to where it all began, meeting old and new friends in their confrontation with a force of pure evil. We’ve already spoiled too much, so you really should make sure you’re all caught up on the previous episodes (now streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and Audible) before digging in. We’re nearing the end of this bizarre road - where’s it going to take us?

@blankasafart is back this week to begin the run on our final four episodes! In Part 16 of The Return, Chantal and Hutch take aim at their final target…unaware that he’s been hospitalized after electrocuting himself. Meanwhile, Mr. C and Richard bond as only a criminal family can, Diane finally tells Gordon exactly what he wants to know…and we at last get to see a moment we’ve all waited far too long for. The premiere goes live in our usual time slot tonight at 8pm - make sure you’ve caught up on our extensive back catalog of episodes via Spotify, YouTube, Audible, or Apple Podcasts! Just one month left before we wrap!

Tonight! @blankasafart is finally back with a new episode as we enter the home stretch! Some story threads are reaching their ends, and this week we say goodbye to a few legacy cast members, as well as some of the newer ones - naturally, not all of those endings are happy ones. Plus, Mr. C finally catches up to Philip Jeffries (in a manner of speaking), and once again walks away with more questions than answers. Hutch and Chantal philosophize about the nature of their work over burgers and fries…and is Dougie finally starting to feel a little more like his “old self” (hint, hint)? There’s only four episodes left in the series, so you’re going to be totally lost if you haven’t listened to all of our previous episodes, which you can find on YouTube, Spotify, Audible, and Apple Podcasts! It all draws to a close this summer!

All new @blankasafart tomorrow night! In Part 14 of The Return, the Sheriff and his deputies follow the Major’s trail to Jackrabbit’s Palace…and beyond. Plus, we get the backstory on James’ new green-gloved buddy, Gordon has another Monica Bellucci dream (lucky him!), and Sarah has another bad time away from her home. Premiering live at 8pm on YouTube, or always available via Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Audible!

A new episode of @blankasafart premieres tonight! We’re nearing the finish line, now on Part 13 of The Return. This week, Mr. C catches up with Ray at The Farm, Big Ed still carries a torch after 25 years, Charlie continues to stonewall a distraught Audrey, and Anthony Sinclair reaches the zenith of his desperation. You can join us live on YouTube at 8pm PT, or you can stream whenever you like via Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or Audible! Links available in bio!

@blankasafart is all new tonight with Part 12 of The Return! Audrey FINALLY makes an appearance, but what part does she play in the bigger picture? Plus, Agent Tammy is moving up the world, and we get a sad look at a day in the life of Sarah Palmer. The premiere goes live on YouTube at 8pm PT, or you can also stream us anytime via Spotify, Audible, and Apple Podcasts! Links in the bio!

New episode of @blankasafart tonight! Part 11 of The Return covers a lot of ground - in Buckhorn, the FBI’s field mission ends in tragedy. In Twin Peaks, we take a detailed look at the nature of family and relationships, past and present. And in Las Vegas, the reckoning between Dougie and the Mitchum Brothers ends in unexpected fashion. The premiere goes live tonight at 8pm PDT, or you can stream all of our episodes whenever you like via Spotify, iTunes, Audible, or YouTube! Links in the bio.

This week: Richard Horne makes a strong case for being the worst person in the world. Gordon and Albert have secrets of their own, we learn more about how all the Vegas residents connect…and lots, lots more of the Mitchum Brothers. Part 10 of The Return is where we’re at on the newest episode of @blankasafart, premiering Wednesday at 8pm! Our whole backlog of previous episodes is available for streaming on Spotify, iTunes, and Audible - or if you want to enjoy our handsome faces, video versions and live premieres can be seen on YouTube! Dig the links in the bio!

It’s Part 9 of The Return, this week on @blankasafart! Mr. C may have been down, but he’s not out as his nefarious plans continue apace with the help of Hutch and Chantal. Plus, “Battlin’ Bud” Mullins sticks up for Dougie, “Blubberin’” Bill Hastings spills his guts to the FBI, Ike the Spike throws in the towel, Bobby gets a message from his dad…and what’s up with Diane? Join Gabe and Ian LIVE tonight at 8pm PDT on YouTube, or stream whenever you feel like it on your preferred podcast app!

This week: “Got a light?”

Tonight on @blankasafart: It’s Part 7 of The Return! Diane confronts Mr. C in prison, Jerry gets lost in the woods, and Frank and Hawk puzzle over the diary pages found in the stall door. Plus, Dougie’s (or Cooper’s?) survival instincts kick in at just the right time…and has anyone seen Billy? We’re live tonight at 8pm PDT on YouTube, or stream on your own time via any of major podcast apps!

It’s Part 6 of The Return on a new @blankasafart! This week: coin tricks with Balthazar Getty. Chad is bad, Richard is worse. Janey-E verbally tears the bad guys a new one. A fan favorite cast member from FWWM returns, and the audience finally gets to make a long-awaited acquaintance! Plus, who the hell is Ike “The Icepick” Stadtler? Find out with Gabe and Ian, either streaming live tonight at 8pm PST on YouTube, or whenever you feel like it on your favorite podcast app!

New @blankasafart tonight, covering Part 5 of The Return! Let’s go to work with Dougie! Let’s visit Mr. C in prison! Let’s go back to the Double R Diner! And let’s meet some of the next generation of Twin Peaks natives! We go live at 8pm PST on YouTube, or you can stream all of our previous episodes on your own time via your favorite podcast app!

This week on @blankasafart: Cooper’s aenima continues to pilot the meat puppet formerly known as Dougie Jones, to mixed degrees of success. We greet some more familiar faces (yay, Bobby! Yay, Denise!) and meet some more new ones (ugh, Chad), while Gordon, Albert, and Tammy make their way to South Dakota to learn what they can from the evil entity masquerading as their old friend. Plus, who the hell is Wally Brando?!? All this and more as Gabe and Ian cover Part 4 of The Return, live at 8pm PST tonight on the @milkmanpictures YouTube channel!

The calendar says Wednesday - time for a new episode of @blankasafart! Part 3 of “The Return” sees Cooper continuing his strange journey through strange places. Meanwhile on Earth, Gordon and Albert find themselves back on the case, joined by some new blood. Plus, the gang at the Sheriff’s Station in Twin Peaks are asking the important questions, like: “Is it about the bunny?” And who the hell is Dougie?!? All this and more, LIVE tonight on YouTube at 8pm PST!

After a couple of unfortunate delays, @blankasafart is back tonight with a new episode! Part 2 of “The Return” sees Cooper finally making an attempt to exit the Black Lodge, though Mr. C. appears to have a plan to thwart him. Plus, we’re reintroduced to a few familiar faces - but are all of them who (or what) they seem? And just how screwed is Bill Hastings? Find out via our live stream tonight at 8pm PST on YouTube, or wherever you want via any of your favorite podcast apps! Links in the bio!

We are back at it with The Return! What will happen?

I know we said two special episodes BUT you got a bonus 3rd episode! Happy New Year!!!

The second of two special episodes for the month of December. Enjoy!

The first of two special episodes for the month of December. Enjoy!

Season 2 finale! LFG!!!

The Penultimate episode of season two! LFG!!!

A Twin Peaks Podcast. Enjoy!

A great collection of deleted scenes.

The shows are getting rough to watch.

LFG!!!

This show just keeps getting worse... Enjoy!

Nanowitch, we love you and everyone will love this episode!

Well produced but poorly written. Enjoy!

I was tired but Gabe shoots me full of energy and we have a great episode! Enjoy!

This episode did not offend Ian like last weeks episode. Enjoy!

The worst episode so far! Audrey... what have you become?!?!?!?

We’re in for a real roller coaster of an episode this week on @blankasafart! The law finally catches up with BOB’s human host — but as the “Whodunnit?” chapter ends, deeper mysteries begin to unravel. Find out all the answers America was so desperate to uncover (and Lynch was so adamant not to reveal!) back in 1990!

Lets deal with all the fallout of the last episode. Or not!

It's Happening Again.

Heroin girl and pawn to king 4. Everything leads to the next episode. Enjoy!

Where are the donuts???

This episode has a secret... It's directed by the guy who made The Wizard. The Twin Peaks crossover you didn't know you needed. CALIFORNIA!!!!

A fun episode if a little rambly... we went a little long.

Gabe and Ian are back for season 2! Let the shenanigans begin!

Gabe and Ian are back for season 2! Let the shenanigans begin!

The finale!!! OOoooo boy do Gabe and I have a lot to say!

Gabe and Ian find them selves at the penultimate episode of season 1. Forest Gimp will live! A bird will die and Audrey & Cooper's relationship may never be the same!

Join Gabe as he guides Ian on his first visit to David Lynch's weird little corner of the Pacific Northwest. [email protected] @blankasafart on Facebook & Instagram

Join Gabe as he guides Ian on his first visit to David Lynch's weird little corner of the Pacific Northwest. [email protected] @blankasafart on Facebook & Instagram

Join Gabe as he guides Ian on his first visit to David Lynch's weird little corner of the Pacific Northwest. [email protected] @blankasafart on Facebook & Instagram

Join Gabe as he guides Ian on his first visit to David Lynch's weird little corner of the Pacific Northwest. [email protected] @blankasafart on Facebook & Instagram