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Broken Simulation

The Sportscenter of the Apocalypse, Johnny Woodard and co-host Sam Tripoli wade into the absurd and ridiculous as they comment on baffling news stories, tales of stupidity, and evidence that our simulation is in fact, broken. Join Sam and Johnny every week as they share personal anecdotes, passionate opinions and their thoughts on the cultural zeitgeist.

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    BS Live!: Thomas Massie Cheated? + Chelsea Handler Is Dumb + Guest: Jason Ellis

    Results from the Thomas Massie election look awfully funny. We discuss that, plus Chelsea Handler being decimated by logic and Shane Gillis, Theo Von responds to Joe Rogan, nuns are under attack, and Jason Ellis joins us on the pod!

  2. 19

    BS Live!: Davidson/Hinchcliffe Offend Everyone + Alien Disclosure = Boring + CIA Steals JFK Docs

    We are live for the 200th episode of Broken Simulation to discuss the how the Kevin Hart roast offended everyone, whether alien disclosure is always going to be this boring, whether the government is bringing demons into our dimension, and why thi...

  3. 18

    BS Live!: Alien Disclosure Nears + Hantavirus + Met Gala Creeps + Karen Bass WRECKED In Debate

    Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spenc...

  4. 17

    Broken Sim: Sam Hates Kalshi + Erika Kirk Acts Weird + Alien Spheres Everywhere

    There's a ton of weirdness around President Trump's would-be shooter, plus the Buga Sphere is back, King Charles visits America, Spencer Pratt has a chance, Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble (and so is Russell Brand), and so much more on this week's Brok...

  5. 16

    BS Live!: Joe Rogan Visits Trump + MORE Dead Scientists + Are Aliens Future Humans?

    Joe Rogan visited Donald Trump in the White House last week. We discuss that, plus more dead scientists, including one who says that what we think are aliens are actually future humans, and we watch video of Alex Jones responding to President Trum...

  6. 15

    BS Live!: Iran Blockade-Switcheroo + Swalwell Was Naughty + He Is Risen, and Risen, and Risen

    It's a quick turnaround on this week's Broken Sim, where we talk Trump's blockade switcheroo in Iran, politicians being naughty, AI improvements, and the President as Jesus (or a doctor?).

  7. 14

    BS Live!: Trump Attacks Jones/Tucker/Owens + Spooky Sphere Footage + Missing Scientists

    President Trump ranted against Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly in a rabid Truth. We get into that, plus spooky new Bledsoe sphere footage, the missing scientists, the Artemis II mission and its photos, Sam Altman's creepy...

  8. 13

    BS Live!: Major Charlie Kirk Bullet News + Easter Prophecy + Palm Beach Pete

    We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, No Kings protests, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show. Visit Lucy.co and use the code ...

  9. 12

    BS Live!: Iran Hits The Fan + Justin Timberlake DWI + Afroman + Shia's Meltdown Tour

    Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Shia continues his meltdown tour, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are...

  10. 11

    BS Live!: Netanyahu Taken Out?! + Trump Says The Unthinkable + Tucker In Danger

    We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag. All that and loads more on a new...

  11. 10

    BS Live!: Hillary Asked About Pizza! + Mossad False Flag + Shia LeBeouf is Fascinating

    War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat!

  12. 9

    Broken Sim LIVE!: Charlie Kirk Texts + Bill Burr D'oh + Gaza Ceasefire

    We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, and a new AI service that allows you to "Text With Jesus." Head to www.cor...

  13. 8

    Broken Sim LIVE!: NJ Drone Mystery 'Solved' + Sam Does Rogan's Club + John Bolton Indicted

    We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color. For...

  14. 7

    BS LIVE!: Sam's Birthday Party! + Fuentes Does Tucker + Charlie Kirk Probe Shut Down?

    We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escap...

  15. 6

    BS LIVE!: Trump Reverses Epstein Course (Again) + Alex Stein Calls + SKANKFEST!

    President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****...

  16. 5

    Broken Sim 179: War With Venezuela? + LA Mayor Attacks Spencer Pratt + More UFO Talk

    Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calling Spencer Pratt a liar, more "proof" of UFOs in the 40s and 50s, an infuriating gaming story, an...

  17. 4

    BS Live!: New Epstein Pics + Hair Loss Cure?! + Marijuana To Be Rescheduled

    We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, and loads more on this week's LIVE Brok...

  18. 3

    BS Live!: Rob Reiner Shock + Candace Owens Meets Erika Kirk + 2025 Review

    We'll talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on a historical figure, a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with S...

  19. 2

    BS Live!: Venezuela! + Sam Is Angry + Will Smith = Creep = Confirmed

    Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith. ...

  20. 1

    Broken Sim Live!: Ana Kasparian vs Pearl Davis + Rand Paul Says Trump Won't Prosecute Fauci

    Host Sam Tripoli breaks down the first Word War Debate card, including the controversial main event featuring Ana Kasparian and Pearl Davis. We also talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump administration re...

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    BS Live!: Epstein Fallout + Rothschild Connection + Evidence of Biblical Giants

    We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.

  22. -1

    BS Live!: Bondi vs. Massie on Epstein + Les Wexner's Demon + Really Bad Bunny

    Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.

  23. -2

    BS Live!: HUGE Epstein File Dump + Bill Gates Humiliated, Clinton Implicated Further, MUCH More!

    We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Hosted by Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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    Broken Sim 185: Israel On Trump's 'Board of Peace' + New Area 51 Footage

    On a new Broken Sim we talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their fiel...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The Sportscenter of the Apocalypse, Johnny Woodard and co-host Sam Tripoli wade into the absurd and ridiculous as they comment on baffling news stories, tales of stupidity, and evidence that our simulation is in fact, broken. Join Sam and Johnny every week as they share personal anecdotes, passionate opinions and their thoughts on the cultural zeitgeist.

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The Sportscenter of the Apocalypse, Johnny Woodard and co-host Sam Tripoli wade into the absurd and ridiculous as they comment on baffling news stories, tales of stupidity, and evidence that our simulation is in fact, broken. Join Sam and Johnny every week as they share personal anecdotes,...

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