Calle Cinema: Movie Reviews with Rach and Noah

After all out war breaks out on earth the US and Russian astronauts aboard the ISS are ordered by their countries to take command of the ship. Who can you trust? Rach and Noah discuss the ISS!!

Rach and Noah discuss Jeymes Samuel's The Book of Clarence staring Lakeith Stanfield!

This week, we're diving into the gripping world of 'The Iron Claw', a tale of triumph and tragedy in the legendary Von Erich wrestling dynasty. From the heights of fame to the depths of personal struggle, join us as we explore the raw and real journey behind the ropes. Tune in as we dissect the legacy that changed the face of wrestling forever.

Prepare for a monstrous episode as we stomp into the colossal world of Godzilla Minus 1! Rach and Noah are joined by special guest Brit!!

As we head into 2024 join hosts Rach and Noah as they go through their top 10 movies of the year!

Step into a world of pure imagination on this week's enchanting episode as we unwrap the whimsical wonders of Wonk! We'll journey through a kaleidoscope of confectionery creations and uncover the origins of the world's most mysterious chocolatier. But amidst the sweetness and spectacle, what secrets does Willy Wonka hold? Tune in to savor the adventure, but beware, not every treat is as sweet as it seems!

"Dive back into the ocean's depths in this week's splashy episode on 'Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom'! We're swimming through a whirlpool of new alliances, ancient mysteries, and underwater battles. As Aquaman faces his greatest challenge yet, what secrets will the Lost Kingdom reveal? Tune in to find out, but be warned, the tide is full of surprises!"

Get ready to dive into the enigmatic world of 'Saltburn' in this week's electrifying podcast episode! We're peeling back the layers of this gripping tale, where aristocracy, mystery, and a dash of unexpected twists intertwine. As we navigate through the opulent halls and dark secrets, one question lingers: who really holds the power? Tune in to unravel the mystery—if you dare!

Prepare to be whisked back to Panem in this week's thrilling episode, as we dissect 'The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes'! Journey with us through the twisted origins of the infamous Hunger Games and the rise of a young Coriolanus Snow. As alliances form and schemes unfold, who will emerge victorious in this deadly prequel?

Step into the shadowy depths of history with this week's episode on 'Killers of the Flower Moon.' As we unravel a tale of greed, power, and unspeakable crimes in 1920s Oklahoma, the sinister secrets of the Osage murders come to light. But as the investigation deepens, who can be trusted?

Get ready to dance, sing, and groove to the beat with Noah and Rach on Calle Cinema as they dive into the colorful and musical world of "Trolls: Band Together." Join the party as they review the latest adventure of Poppy, Branch, and their Troll friends. From catchy tunes to hair-raising adventures, this episode is a rollercoaster of fun and excitement that will leave you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. So, put on your dancing shoes and get ready to join the ultimate Troll-tastic jam session on Calle Cinema! Oh yeah, Nate is back too!!

I think we are back on track, but where is Morty? Join Rach and Noah as we portal into the world of the mad scientist and ramble on about episode 3, Air Force Wong!

Strap in for a night shift like no other as we delve into the eerie world of 'Five Nights at Freddy's' on this week’s podcast! We’re exploring every dark corner and animatronic encounter in this chilling adaptation of the hit video game. Will we survive until 6 AM, or will the animatronics claim a new victim? Power's running out, so tune in quick—for the show, and for us!

Can Rick and Morty rebound from a disappointing start to the Season 7? Join Rach and Noah as we portal into the world of the mad scientist and ramble on about episode 2, The Jerrick Trap!

Hold onto your portal guns and get ready as Rach and Noah dive headfirst into the wacky and mind-bending world of "Rick and Morty." Join us as we dissect and discuss the much-anticipated Season 7 premiere, Episode 1. Will this new season live up to expectations or is Rick and Morty done for without Justin Roiland?

Join us as we drift through the canals of 'A Haunting in Venice' this week! Amidst the city's ancient masks and echoing gondola serenades, a ghostly tale awaits. Tune in, to find out who did it this time or maybe it wasn't ANYBODY at all!

Grab your pizza slices and nunchucks as we dive shell-first into 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem' this week! From sewer skirmishes to city-topping chaos, our favorite turtles face their wildest challenges yet. But is the Big Apple ready for this fresh wave of mayhem? Cowabunga in and find out!

Dive into this week's episode as we navigate the eerie waves of 'The Last Voyage of the Demeter', Dracula's haunting passage to England! Will England be ready for what's coming ashore? Tune in and uncover the tale, if you dare!

Step into the eerie realm of "Calle Cinema" with Noah and Rach as they brave the cobweb-covered corridors and unravel the chilling secrets of "The Haunted Mansion." Get ready to face spine-tingling thrills and ghostly giggles as they review this spooky Disney classic. Beware of hitchhiking ghosts, but fear not – our hosts are armed with laughter and witty banter to guide you through this haunted podcast adventure. So, grab your lantern and join us for a ghoulishly good time as we explore the spectral wonders of "The Haunted Mansion"!

Get ready to hit the pink carpet with Noah and Rach on "Calle Cinema" as they dive headfirst into the world of Barbie! Unleash your inner fashionista as they review the one and only Barbie movie, where sequins meet comedy and drama struts in stilettos. We promise you won't "Ken" believe the laughs and adventures that come your way in this podcast episode.

Join Noah and Rach on this week's episode of "Calle Cinema" as they review Christopher Nolan's highly anticipated biographical drama, "Oppenheimer." Experience the mesmerizing storytelling and brilliant performances that bring J. Robert Oppenheimer's life to the big screen. From Nolan's signature visual style to the ethical dilemmas explored, this cinematic journey promises a thought-provoking experience. Tune in for an enthralling discussion that celebrates the art of filmmaking and the impact of history's greatest minds.

Who would win in a fight Chris Hemsworth or Liam Neeson in his prime? Rach and Noah discuss Extraction 2 and if it has enough strength to fight another day. Come join in on the fun.

Rach and Noah discuss the 7th installment of the Mission Impossible franchise. Tune in to find out if this is a mission you should accept or if we have finally hit the threshold of action over substance!

Rach and Noah discuss the 5th installment of the Insidious franchise - Insidious: The Red Door. Will Patrick Wilson's directorial debut open doors to more sequels or will it lock it out for good. Tune in to find out!

Nate joins Rach and Noah to discuss Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken. Tune in to find out if this will be a monstrous surprise hit or get tangled in its own tentacles!

Nate joins Rach and Noah to discuss Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Does the 5th installment of the Indy franchise belong in a museum like the originals or will it be forgotten in the abyss of sequels that we didn't need. Tune in to find out.

Nate joins Rach and Noah to discuss how Pixar's latest film weathers the storm. Will Elemental have you relaxing on the beach or will it bury you in the snow! Tune in to find out.

Nate joins Rach and Noah to discuss the Flash! With James Gunn at the helm will the Flash kick DC into speed or will it fail to finish the race? Tune in to find out!

Rach and Noah discuss The Blackening, is this a comedy, horror a whole new genre in general! Tune in to find out who dies first!

Kid Nate and Illiana join Rach and Noah to discuss the latest Transformers installment. How will the franchise fare without Michael Bay directing? Tune in to find out. (P.S. Please excuse the poor audio this was recorded remotely).

Mama Blanca joins Rach and Noah to discuss the remake of the 1992 classic White Men Can't Jump? Does this new adaption got game or is it back to the bench? Tune in to find out.

Comic book maestro, Zach joins Rach and Noah to discuss Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. Come join in on the fun to see how this sequel stacks up against its blockbuster predecessor. Is the world ready for Miles Morales to take the throne for coolest Spider-Man ever?

Ordinary guest Cory joins Rach and Noah to discuss the latest adaption of the Boogeyman. Come join in to find out if this Boogeyman is worth the watch or if you should clean out your closet and the boogeyman along with it.

Special guest and Little Mermaid fanatic, Katie joins us to discuss the live action remake of The Little Mermaid. Tune in to find out if the ultimate Lil Merm fan enjoys it as much as we did!

How far would you go to prove a point? Watch this gold minor gruesomely battle some of the worst people on the planet to the point of no return. Just when you think you’ve seen it all with action, Sisu pushes the limits. Jalmari Helander really strikes gold with this one!

Rach and Noah discuss whether or not the Guardians of the Galaxy can save the MCU's phase 5. Tune in to find out!!

Rach, Cory and Noah discuss Guy Ritchie's newest war flick The Covenant! Tune in to find out how the gang felt about this new genre for Guy Ritchie or if he should head back to Cockney roots!

Rach and Noah discuss the 5th installment of the Evil Dead franchise. Will this movie RISE to the occasion or will it be stopped DEAD in its tracks? ...Will Noah ever be able to sleep alone again? Tune in to find out!

Uhtred, son of Uhtred and King of Bebbanburg has finally done all he can to bring peace between the Saxons and the Danes!! Tune in to hear Racheal and Noah discuss if 7 Kings Must Die wrapped up The Last Kingdom series with great honor in Valhalla or sent it into the depths of the earth!!

Turns out MJ changed more than just basketball (of course he would). Check out our latest conversation as Racheal and Noah discuss if Ben Affleck and Matt Damon can successfully complete the no-look pass with, Air or if they will foul out trying!!

Will Mario ever find Yoshi? Is Mario even still Italian? Tune in to hear Nate, Racheal and Noah discuss who finishes first on Rainbow Road!

Shazam! Fury of the Gods.. whats the worst that can happen? Nate and Noah discuss DC's latest release. #Shazam

Wait... did we just get another good movie adaption from an already establish IP? Come join the fun to hear our thoughts on how Dungeons and Dragons convinced us to become full time nerds.

"Why won't you die?" - famous last words of all his victims. Tune in to hear why we think the John Wick series is immortal!

Is Puss in Boots worth all the hype!? Racheal and Noah pick the brain of kid genius Nate to get to the bottom of it. Come join in on the fun to see if this movie is worth watching in all 9 lives! 

We discuss the good and the bad of the latest MCU installment - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. Are Ant-man and the gang up for this monumental task or will they shrink under pressure! *We enhanced the audio since we first uploaded this episode! I hope you all still enjoy!