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Capricorns Don’t Cry

I’m just here to talk to the world and share some really wild and funny experiences I’ve had. I preach astrology even tho i know the bare minimum, but it’s one of my favorite things to talk about hehe. Follow me if you want to laugh, maybe cry (idk bc #CapricornsDontCry) but i promise either way you’ll enjoy however long each of my episodes are. Probably lots of cussing, lots of uncensored stories, & hella bull shit hehe but who knows, you could also be annoyed with me. Regardless just give me some attention, that’s really why I’m here. Also quarantine fucked up my stand-up comedy aspirations

  1. 9

    Cap Sznnn Birthday Trip (and Cancun Part 3)

    Hello! Happy new year babiesss 🥰 back again with another epi (and my first epi of season 2) telling you all about my fun ass trip to Cancun for my birthday! You know Capricorns do it best 😈 no tears this Cap szn periodtt. Anywayyy hope you all enjoy! And yes this is me making my story pg13... shit got a lil too wild to share everything hehe

  2. 8

    Adios 6408 (szn finale)

    Hello hello your cap hoe is back for another show 😋 hehe nah but I recorded this lil epi in honor of me MOVING. Moving on to better things (hoe ventures yktv) so i wanted to include you all in my farewell. This epi is just me talking about some of my fav memories in this place - nothing too crazy 😉. Tune in or tune out, either way hope you enjoy! I know there’s no one that wants to me hear me less than my old neighbors hehehe sorrehhh. Anyway Love you all, hope I can entertain you for 30 min 🥰 also this is titled “szn finale” but don’t think you’re getting rid of me that quick. Season 2 will be my new stories in my new place hehe

  3. 7

    Cancún Baes (Part 2)

    Helllooooo my angels, queens, thotties, kings, everyone!! Here it is, part 2 of my glorious adventures in Cancun. This one is definitely a little more scandalous than the first 😂🥴 so listen in and feel free to share (except for with my fam & my people at work LOL) love you guys!!! Also if it sounds like I’m talking in full speed- i am. I’m supposed to be doing homework but since it’s the anniversary of these hoe-ventures i had to take a lil break. Don’t let it flop muahaha

  4. 6

    Cancun Bae’s (Part 1 of 2)

    Hi friendies! I’m back again for a lil epi about my hoe-ventures on my Cancun trip during spring break, before we went into quarantine and lost our freedom. Hope you have a lil laugh and LET ME FIND OUT UR TELLING MY SECRETS hehehe jk love you guys 🥰🥰 (ps there’s a part 2 coming that’s even better)

  5. 5

    #PiscesDoCry

    A lil background of a Pisces & a Capricorn relationship hehehehe. Listen in if you want to hear us go from sharing one of our funniest memories to us sharing some pretty vulnerable things about ourselves that we had never actually talked about. Hopefully you leave this episode feeling great about yourself BECAUSE YOURE ALL FUCKING BEAUTIFUL !!! Love you so much!! Also enjoy me progressively get drunker throughout the epi lmfao

  6. 4

    A few times I [thought] I met my soulmate

    So today I caught myself about to get in my feels about this one guy who I thought was my soulmate, so I shut that shit down bc (1) #CapricornsDontCry and (2) this idea of someone being my soulmate was not the first time I’d put myself in this situation.... then I started to think about some of the other times I thought I’d met my soulmate and laughed. Decided I wanted to share some of these stories in hopes that you enjoy my joke of a love life!!!

  7. 3

    Don’t F*** with Scorpio’s

    I’m all over the place in this #ghosted story, sorry... Note to self: don’t drink wine & record your first podcast. Also new drinking game: take a shot everytime I say “anyways” or “basically”

  8. 2

    A Semi-Better Intro

    Still a work in progress but shit bear with me plssss baby boyyy

  9. 1

    Mini Intro

    First time recording, so if you hate it, mind your business

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

I’m just here to talk to the world and share some really wild and funny experiences I’ve had. I preach astrology even tho i know the bare minimum, but it’s one of my favorite things to talk about hehe. Follow me if you want to laugh, maybe cry (idk bc #CapricornsDontCry) but i promise either way you’ll enjoy however long each of my episodes are. Probably lots of cussing, lots of uncensored stories, & hella bull shit hehe but who knows, you could also be annoyed with me. Regardless just give me some attention, that’s really why I’m here. Also quarantine fucked up my stand-up comedy aspirations

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I’m just here to talk to the world and share some really wild and funny experiences I’ve had. I preach astrology even tho i know the bare minimum, but it’s one of my favorite things to talk about hehe. Follow me if you want to laugh, maybe cry (idk bc #CapricornsDontCry) but i promise either way...

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