Chronically Unqualified

If you leave 5 seconds on the microwave, your bank redlines your property.Song of the week: Wild Coyote by The Nude Party

Always failing leads to dynamite up the ass.Song of the week: You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionare by Queens of the Stone AgeMovie of the week: The Other Guys

Air fresheners. Couples. Piles of leaves. Song of the week: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston

Patrick makes mixtapes and pisses.Song of the week: Twistin' the Night Away

Patrick doesn’t idolize people and then time travels to visit the people he idolizes. Song of the week: One of These Days by Pink FloydMovie of the week: No Time to Die

Patrick dabbles in storage auctions and teaches to forgive without forgetting.Song of the week: Because I'm Me by The AvalanchesMovie of the week: Gidget

Patrick is sick and has no control over it.Song of the week: I’m with You by Avril LavigneMovie of the week: The Book Of Eli

Patrick found a new way to waste his money!Song of the week: Your Sins Will Find You Out by Eli "Paperboy" ReedMovie of the week: Face/Off

Patrick figures out his New Years resolution and why you shouldn't be a martyr for love.Song of the week: Leaving on a Jet Plane by Peter, Paul and MaryMovie of the week: Back to the Future

Patrick ruins Christmas.Song of the week: No Lighter by Strawberry Fuzz

Patrick finds out that the chaos of the universe causes vegans to run BBQ restaurants.Favorite Christmas album: A Christmas Gift For You From Phil SpectorBook of the week: Slaughter House V by Kurt Vonnegut

The pilot that flew this podcast into the ground.

Patrick proves his childhood bullies right and tells you why you're a slave to consumerism. Movie of the week: Bullet Train (starring Brad Pitt)

Patrick has a blast from the past! Song of the week: Mermaid Pterodactyl by Playboy Manbaby

Patrick figures out who's cooking dinner and why lightning would strike a rock instead of a tree.Song of the week: Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel

Patrick trauma dumps and then figures out what would happen if windows didn't exist.