Club Cosmos Radio: An Astrology Podcast

Finally we reach a month with some nice astrology! There are a couple tense spots, but overall the theme Is that if we take our sweet Taurus time, slow down and take in the beauty of our surroundings, then we can clear our minds for the Gemini epiphanies coming down the pike. I provide a crucial reminder as to where Taurus falls in everyone’s chart and what topics it governs PLUS the astrology of Lena Dunham, Ticketmaster, the Tarantino-ification of culture, the disappearance of scientists, Scientology Speed Runs, and more.TIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro and Overview of May07:04 Astro in the News21:12 Taurus recommendations28:18 Review of where Taurus falls in the charts of every rising sign + Detailed timeline of transits in May.*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For in-depth monthly forecast episodes, Moon Calendars, and other perks join the ⁠Club Cosmos Radio Patreon⁠: www.patreon.com/cw/clubcosmosradioMaliea on IG⁠: instagram.com/malieacroyCCR on IG: instagram.com/clubcosmosradio⁠Book a reading and find out more about Maliea’s practice⁠: www.malieacroy.com*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

Time to celebrate the sensuality, the strength, and the grounded gorgeousness that is Taurus! This languid, resourceful earth sign is here to teach us to take our time savoring the pleasures of the present. This episode is UPDATED with a reflection on Uranus in Taurus as it came to an official close (2018-2026), and what the Taurus parts of our charts now have in store with squares from Pluto in Aquarius, Jupiter in Leo, and the Nodes/Eclipses in Aquarius in Leo. Plus we’re talking camp, hedonism, loud luxury, Cher, hoarders, dictators, the art of stubbornness, Lisa Frank, resting bitch face, Nathan Fielder and our hypothesis that Taureans are low-key the biggest weirdos of the zodiac. *✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For in-depth monthly forecast episodes, Moon Calendars, and other perks join the ⁠Club Cosmos Radio Patreon⁠: www.patreon.com/cw/clubcosmosradioMaliea on IG⁠: instagram.com/malieacroyCCR on IG: instagram.com/clubcosmosradio⁠Book a reading and find out more about Maliea’s practice⁠: www.malieacroy.com*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

It's an Aries showdown! Mid-month is an historic lineup of fiery Aries transits that have all the potential to be strong and courageous enough to get you out of a bind, but the bind is inevitable. It's hardcore energy that will take a lot of effort to tame. As always, I'll give you the play-by-play of the month including horoscopes for all signs for the April 17th Aries New Moon. Plus the astrology of Chappell Roan, mother-child neuron mirroring, the Strait of Hormuz, The LA Marathon winner, Kim Gordon, Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gillespie, and many more divas to light your fire.*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For in-depth monthly forecast episodes, Moon Calendars, and other perks join the ⁠Club Cosmos Radio Patreon⁠: www.patreon.com/cw/clubcosmosradioMaliea on IG⁠: instagram.com/malieacroyCCR on IG: instagram.com/clubcosmosradio⁠Book a reading and find out more about Maliea’s practice⁠: www.malieacroy.com*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

This year’s Aries season brings an historic lineup of Aries transits to the  already-heated Saturn and Neptune in Aries era we’ve just begun. We’re about to pick up the pace, a lot. In this updated re-release I review where Aries falls in everyone’s chart and what a natal planet in Aries might face in this massive restructuring. So choose your fighter! We’re talking about all of our favorite Aries traits, the hero’s journey, DIVAS, the art of annoyance, fearless self-belief, Vivienne Westwood, coach speeches, Wilhelm Reich, Houdini, action stars, the SCUM Manifesto, the Emperor card and more.*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For in-depth monthly forecast episodes, Moon Calendars, and other perks join the ⁠Club Cosmos Radio Patreon⁠Maliea and ⁠CCR on IG⁠⁠Book a reading and find out more about Maliea’s practice⁠ here.*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

Saturn and Neptune conjoin at 0’ of Aries on February 20th, 2026. A rare and very definitive cultural re-structuring. We got a taste of what might be in store in 2025 when Neptune was in Aries from Late March through October, and Saturn was in Aries from late May through early September. Prior to this, Saturn has not inhabited this sign since the late 1990’s, and Neptune hasn’t been here since the 1860s-70s. Leah Shirley, fellow artist and astrologer, joins me on a deep dive into both the collective implications of Saturn in this new sign as well as what it means for Neptune to be riding right alongside him. There’s no sugar-coating this ride. Suit up! See why Saturn in Aries means a rise in rebellious youth culture, clashes with militant forces, and everyday rugged heroes. We also explore how Saturn-Neptune conjunctions are significant precursors to incredible cultural prosperity in our history, the start of which is sure to be a messy, impassioned, highly ideological construction of an entirely new reality. You can find more about Leah Shirley’s astrological practice and artwork here. She can also be found on Instagram @Leah___Shirley. *✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the ⁠Club Cosmos Radio Patreon⁠Maliea and ⁠CCR on IG⁠⁠Book a reading and find out more about my practice⁠ here.*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

Better late than never!! The gang is back together again to parse through the blazing astrology of a year full of explosions, confusion, and saving graces. The Fire and Air era was introduced in 2025 with Saturn and Neptune’s movement into Aries and Uranus into Gemini - all of which continue and intensify in 2026 - but even more fuel is added to the flames when the eclipses shift to Aquarius and Leo, along with Jupiter’s entry into Leo. This is such loud astrology that it’ll require a sharpening of our instincts and sheer determination to boldly go where we’ve never gone before. Atop al that, after a dizzying, revolutionary summer, we wrap the year in a sea of retrograde energy. Venus and Mercury retrograde in October and November while Mars gears up to station retrograde in the early days of 2027. May these stress tests make us stronger and graduate us into the next thrilling chapter of our lives! Where there is a will there is a way. NOTE: this was recorded in early January AND please forgive any technical difficulties :)For more detailed coverage of all the transits transpiring each month, and the effects they have on a personal scale, join my Patreon to hear The Forecast.. To book a reading, find out more about me and my work, and/or join my mailing list, then please visit my website.

This month is particularly marked by the forces of a series of Uranus oppositions to upend the whole structure, and a Mercury retrograde to keep us very much on our toes. In other words, plan to change your plans! Adaptability is our stability right now. We’re also entering the final days of our Taurus and Pisces transits amidst a continuing Grand Water Trine to keep us very sensitive, but hopefully enables some resolutions that provide real emotional relief —enough to start the process of moving on into this new era. Now that Mars is in Sagittarius, and there was an election, some of us may feel like we have a real horse in the race :) PLUS the astrology of the Louvre heist, internet outages, star athletes, cultural critique, and the power of Scorpio actors. As always, for more detailed coverage of all the transits transpiring this month, and the effects they have on a personal scale, join my Patreon to hear The Forecast. It’s also there that you’ll find an episode with Mercury retrograde horoscopes for every sign. To book a reading, find out more about me and my work, and/or join my mailing list, then please visit my website.

Updated for Fall 2025One of the most positive transits the universe can possibly offer is upon us! Which might have you looking around and thinking. . . but how could that be? We have some hurdles to blame for that right now, and we have to distinguish between collective and personal experiences (unsurprisingly hard to do these days), but Jupiter in Cancer is a 13-month transit and it’s only just begun. I have a lot of faith it will deliver and you should, too. Find out what years to refer back to identify growth spurts arounds similar themes in your life that are sure to come up again. I break down the timeline as to what dates are especially juicy this summer in preparation for an incredibly productive period of Jupiter trine Saturn this fall into 2026. Jupiter in Cancer is already a Miracle-Gro of sorts, but with Saturn’s support this time around the growth is bound to be very long-lasting. It’s a miracle?TIMESTAMPS08:07-23:29 Jupiter in Cancer Timeline, General Themes, and what to consider when listening to your horoscopes25:30 Aries27:19 Taurus31:30 Gemini34:15 Cancer36:44 Leo41:25 Virgo45:28 Libra50:09 Scorpio54:07 Sagittarius58:50 Capricorn01:01:55 Aquarius01:04:53 Pisces

Eclipse Season is upon us! It’s always a stormy moment in the cosmic weather, but always clarifying and - dare I say - might even usher in something wonderful??Saturn also returns to Pisces, Uranus stations retrograde, we get a crystal clear Mercury Cazimi in Virgo, and end the month on a powerful, explosive Mars-Pluto square that seems to pose a threat to the powers that be. We’re being reminded of old lessons this month and pushed dramatically into new ones, but with lots of creative willpower to do it. PLUS reflections on the astrology of the Gilded Age, Devo, ragebait, And Just Like That, Chloe Malle, and how to time your best vacation. TIMESTAMPS00:00 News and Updates33:39 Timeline of September’s Astrology36:36 Kite Pattern with Grand Air Trine43:11 The overview of September in three acts52:39 Breakdown of Transits

In a month of highly activated and radically focused people-power, there’s so much potential to overcome the confusion. To drown out manipulation and find clarity in a stark truth. Communication breakthroughs. Mercury stations direct in Leo, Mars becomes determined to find justice in Libra, and Venus meets up with benevolent Jupiter in Cancer to bring a much-needed fairy godmother into the fray. A rare configuration of Pluto, Uranus, Neptune, and Saturn - all the outer planets in tight aspect to one another - is activated not once, but three times this month. This will undoubtedly mark the beginning of a profound societal shift in how we conceptualize ourselves in a new world. Plus the astrology of satire, the synastry of Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson, and a North Star when no one knows what’s next.

July is another wild month in a wild year. Every planet in our solar system except Uranus has changed signs in the past 8 months and now this month Uranus will change signs, too. An extremely rare, complete overhaul across the board. Join me as I dive into the rapid-fire acceleration of radical ideas and technological advances in transportation and communication that we’ve seen historically from Uranus in Gemini; what we can expect from it this time around; and how it will tie into the wave of change we’re already seeing the beginnings of from Pluto in Aquarius, Saturn-Neptune in Aries, and Jupiter in Cancer. But that’s not all! The decisions and plans made at the start of this month are bound to hit pushback and setback by early August. We have a Mercury retrograde in Leo, Mars in Virgo conjoining the South Node and squaring off with Venus in Gemini, along with a New and Full Moon that do some very heavy lifting. The pace quickens, things will likely continue to feel overwhelming, but people seem to be organizing in powerful ways, too. I try to ground all of it into a human reality for all of our sakes. Plus I go over Keith McNally’s birth chart to boot.As always join me on Patreon for the play-by-play forecasts and horoscopes for every sign!*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the⁠ ⁠Club Cosmos Radio Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠CCR on IG⁠⁠⁠⁠Book a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice⁠⁠*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

I'm quickly realizing in a year like this one, the best we can do is break it down month by month, so why not start in June? This month is sweet as a tootsie pop with an explosive center. Jupiter enters Cancer on June 9th for the next 13 months, one of the most positive transits there is! Find out what Jupiter in Cancer has looked like in history and what it could mean this time around: the housing market, the politics of belonging, nationalism, domesticity, nostalgia, sincerity, and music for babies. Things are complicated by squares to our newfound Saturn-Neptune conjunction in Aries and a shocking Mars-Uranus square mid-month, but we're also treated to some of the best new and full moons all year. As always join me on Patreon for the play-by-play forecasts and horoscopes for every sign!*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the ⁠Club Cosmos Radio Patreon⁠⁠CCR on IG⁠⁠Book a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice⁠*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

Saturn enters Aries on May 24th, 2025, a sign it has not inhabited since the late 90’s. Leah Shirley, fellow artist and astrologer, joins me on a deep dive into both the collective implications of Saturn in this new sign as well as what it means for Neptune to be riding right alongside him. There’s no sugar-coating this ride. Suit up! See why Saturn in Aries means a rise in rebellious youth culture, clashes with militant forces, and everyday rugged heroes. See also why this Saturn ingress can’t be considered without the giant influence of Neptune. Saturn-Neptune conjunctions are significant precursors to incredible cultural prosperity in our history, the start of which is sure to be a messy, impassioned, highly ideological construction of an entirely new reality. You can find more about Leah Shirley’s astrological practice and artwork at www.chthonicastrology.com and www.leahshirley.com. She can also be found on Instagram @Leah___Shirley. *✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the ⁠Club Cosmos Radio Patreon⁠⁠CCR on IG⁠⁠Book a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice⁠*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

Mercury is the guide between worlds. He describes our ability to communicate our internal thoughts to external dimensions. There is no better way to understand the power and potential of Mercury than through the craft of writing, but in what sign does it make for the wittiest writer? the one most obsessed with their mother? Most experimental? Most cinematic? Most heartbreakingly poetic?? Join me as I dive into the tenor, tone, and message of mercury in each of the signs. We have Vampire novels, screenplays, country boys, the classics, and the taboo; with an abundance of examples ranging from George Saunders to Danielle Steel to Billy Wilder. Prepare to take notes.TIMESTAMPS01:46 Overview of the rest of May’s astrology02:55 My new offering: Practice - a group for artists6:46 Mercury overview11:37 Patterns in the charts of writers12:51 Mercury in aspect to other planets14:46 Mercury in Aries21:36 Mercury in Leo27:40 Mercury in Sagittarius33:43 Mercury in Gemini37:13 Mercury in Libra42:11 Mercury in Aquarius49:40 Mercury in Taurus56:23 Mercury in Virgo01:01:32 Mercury in Capricorn01:06:24 Mercury in Cancer01:13:17 Mercury in Scorpio01:19:00 Mercury in Pisces*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio PatreonCCR on IGBook a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

With eyes closed or wiiiide open, listen in on my conversation with artist, filmmaker, and fellow astro head Martine Syms. A Taurus Sun, Capricorn Moon, and Leo Rising. Now that Pluto is in Aquarius the audience has changed. We don't have the same relationship to the hero's journey, nor do we need it told to us in the same way. Martine and I unintentionally attempt to tell a story of one here. We talk all things astrology, how the house is not a home (without you), squashing victimhood in the face of tragedy, grit vs Pluto, continuity, embracing the material dissolve, drugs, punks with guns, Walter de Maria's The Lightning Field, and living intuitively. *✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/clubcosmosradioCCR on IG: www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradioBook a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice: https: www.malieacroy.com*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

The future hangs in the balance. A new reality is blazing before us and this full moon has us recalibrating very sensitive scales. Libra, the sign of relationships, social connection, justice, fairness, harmony, peace, and beauty has been sucked dry by the Aries-Libra eclipses of the past two years and left with very little strength. This full moon is a chance to delicately hit reset. Because we all know we need it. Where can you be brave enough to depend more on others, and where can you be brave enough to venture out on your own? Find out in your horoscope!TIMESTAMPS 00:37 Review of the Year’s Astrology + some thoughts on what to expect 10:32 Libra Full Moon Overview11:39 Mars in Cancer squares the Full Moon14:31 Aries-Libra Axis20:28 Horoscopes21:06 Libra24:26 Scorpio28:42 Sagittarius31:39 Capricorn34:39 Aquarius37:53 Pisces40:34 Aries43:34 Taurus45:46 Gemini49:02 Cancer51:56 Leo55:55 Virgo*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠: www.patreon.com/c/clubcosmosradio⁠⁠⁠CCR on IG⁠⁠⁠: www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradioBook a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice: https: ⁠⁠⁠www.malieacroy.com⁠⁠⁠*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created & edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner

On March 30th, 2025 Neptune will make its first entry into Aries, lighting a fire that will burn until 2039. Race ya there!  Neptune eras describe the ways in which society dreams, glamorizes, deludes, and escapes; and in Aries it’s about to dropkick us out of the trance we’ve been in since 2011. Join us as we drum up tall tales of heroes and outlaws of Neptune in Aries past. Crisis of authority! Crisis of faith! Mass uprisings! The Rights of Man! Modernism! Realism! Dynamite! Cocaine! Cowboys! Dance Mania!!!! We hope it inspires bold new visions of a future of conviction, strength, and brightly-colored transportation. *✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠: www.patreon.com/c/clubcosmosradio⁠⁠CCR on IG⁠⁠: www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradioBook a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice: https: ⁠⁠www.malieacroy.com⁠⁠*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created & edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner

It’s a re-run episode (but with a new intro)! What better time to revisit one of our earliest episodes than in the final closing chapter of Neptune in Pisces? On March 30th, Neptune enters Aries for the first time in 164 years and when Neptune enters a new sign we are abruptly awoken from a trance. We’re able to see the spell of the previous period more clearly and entranced by a new one.Everything changed in 2011 — Steve Jobs died, Facebook bought Instagram, Netflix invented streaming, and our relationship to celebrity, technology and identity changed forever. Join us for a Pandora's unboxing of the dreams, fantasies and delusions that come with boundary-less interconnection, and explore the rise of social media, influencers, pop spirituality, GOOP, stan armies, and parasocial relationships through an astrological lens!*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio ⁠Patreon⁠: www.patreon.com/c/clubcosmosradio⁠CCR on IG⁠: www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradioBook a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice: https: ⁠www.malieacroy.com⁠*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created & edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner

Spiritual Awakenings can take many forms, but the origin story almost always entails breaking through a crisis. This is usually the doings of Uranus, a planet that jolts you from a prior self into a new one. But only after retrogrades, eclipses, and deep confusion (familiar, non?). Plus when you’re an artist and Uranus touches your Venus, the planet of art and beauty, everything you make becomes charged with this new electricity. I’m joined by artist, tarot reader, and astrologer Natalie Labriola who was generous enough to share her own experience while I dug up all the cosmic notations influencing her along the way. We talk childhood ghosts, the Death card, growing up under the CIA, nebulous illness, Uranian healing, clean rooms, clothing for psychic protection, and the astrology of the spiritual awakenings of artists like Emma Kunz, Hilma af Klint, Pamela Colman Smith, and Nikki de Saint Phalle. Natalie’s book Tarot: Timeless Secrets of the Ancient Mirror is out March 15th!  *✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/clubcosmosradioCCR on IG: www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradioBook a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice: https: www.malieacroy.com*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

Given the avalanche of astro coming our way, I figure what better time to give everyone the Patreon-level detailed overview of the transits to come. Sign up for regular forecasts like this at www.patreon.com/clubcosmosradioIt's still Pisces season, but in true-to-form fashion Aries interjects itself early. We're at the threshold of one of the most explosive months of 2025. Hard to embrace this sentiment given how intense January and February have been, but I'll give you the most Aries analogy I can: We're at the part of the workout where everything burns and you want to throw up. You have to keep going. You can do it. Just do it. There's no turning back!!!Transits covered in this episode:March 1 — Venus stations retrograde at 10’ AriesMarch 2 — Mercury-Neptune conjunction at 28’ Pisces; Sun in Pisces squares Jupiter in Gemini at 12’March 3 — Mercury enters AriesMarch 5 — Mercury in Aries sextiles Pluto in Aquarius at 3’March 7 — Sun in Pisces trines Mars in Cancer at 17’March 11 — Mercury-Venus rx conjunction at 8’ Aries March 12 — Sun - Saturn conjunction at 22’ PiscesMarch 13 — Lunar Eclipse at 23’ Virgo at 11:54pm PST March 14 — Sun in Pisces sextiles Uranus in Taurus at 24’; Mercury stations retrograde at 9’ Aries at 11:46pm PS*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/clubcosmosradioCCR on IG: www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradioBook a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice: https: www.malieacroy.com*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

Welcome to the first official episode of CCR 2.0! We're in 2025 now and it's a whole new world out there and a new format in here. I'm giving an introductory history of how my astrology life came to be and how I hope this pod can continue to evolve. There's also talk of Pluto in Aquarius, the astrology of Los Angeles, David Lynch, weather noir, and embracing the ugliness during Venus Retrograde. *✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/clubcosmosradioCCR on IG: www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradioBook a reading and find out more about Maliea's practice: https: www.malieacroy.com*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧This podcast is created and edited by Maliea Croy. Artwork by Maliea Croy. Music by Roy Werner.

Join me AND Kristen for an in-depth exploration of the astrological alien minefield that is 2025! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the astounding assembly line of every outer planet’s move into new signs - including Neptune into Aries, Jupiter into Cancer, Uranus into Gemini, the Nodes into Pisces/Virgo, and of course Pluto now firmly in Aquarius.  We can’t underscore enough how rare and consequential this is! And don’t you worry, we even cover the retrogrades, all the eclipses, and more. Plus, our predictions for hyper-individualism; rapid transit solutions; inter-dimensional communication; radical revolution; sex, war & rock’n’roll; not to mention the inevitable comeback of big boobs. Happy New Year to all!  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradio/ Follow Kristen: https://www.instagram.com/kesteg/ Follow Maliea: https://www.instagram.com/malieacroy/ Join Maliea's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/malieacroy

As of November 19th, 2024 Pluto officially ended its waffling and entered Aquarius for good . . . or until January 19th, 2044! Mercury and Mars are also retrograde at the moment, so let's do our due diligence and revisit an old - but still very relevant -episode, A new intro was recorded to check in on the latest from this transit in the news. Pluto will focus its transformative powers on technology, democracy, revolution, the internet, intentional communities, outsiders, aliens and more! But this is about way more than just AI — after 16 long years in Capricorn, Pluto will also be bringing its spicy brand of evolution to a whole new area of your life. This week, find out what this mega shift in energy will mean for the collective and you with your Pluto in Aquarius rising sign horoscopes. Horoscope timestamps: Aquarius Rising - 59:26 Pisces Rising - 01:01:47 Aries Rising - 01:04:20 Taurus Rising - 01:06:20 Gemini Rising - 01:07:19 Cancer Rising - 01:08:43 Leo Rising - 01:09:57 Virgo Rising - 01:12:01 Libra Rising - 01:14:13 Scorpio Rising - 01:16:55 Sagittarius Rising - 01:18:35 Capricorn Rising - 01:20:20 *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradio/ Follow Kristen: https://www.instagram.com/kesteg/ Follow Maliea: https://www.instagram.com/malieacroy/ Join Maliea's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/malieacroy

On December 6th, Mars - our planet of pure energy, ambition, zest, libido, and rage - stations retrograde in Leo. It will stay retrograde, making its way back into Cancer, until February 23rd, 2025. This week I give the rundown on what to expect from this strange slog of a transition into the new year. This includes all the dates in January and February to lay low and the ones for sweet relief and Mars rx horoscopes for every sign. I also provide a very small moment of silence for Pluto in Capricorn, reflect on all that has passed under its crushing 16-year reign, and cautiously eye what Pluto in Aquarius will bring. From old-school mobsters to aliens amongst us we go! Time Stamps Mars Rx Overview + Key dates: 15:51 Cancer 30:14 Leo 34:18 Virgo 38:17 Libra 41:50 Scorpio 45:06 Sagittarius 48:50 Capricorn 52:50 Aquarius 56:04 Pisces 59:52 Aries 01:04:31 Taurus 01:07:35 Gemini 01: 10:46  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon: https://www.nylon.com/life/club-cosmos-radio-podcast-2024-astrology-trends Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradio/ Follow Kristen: https://www.instagram.com/kesteg/ Follow Maliea: https://www.instagram.com/malieacroy/ Join Maliea's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/malieacroy

Feeling rageful? Feeling victorious? What better time than to learn about your Mars sign. Your fighter, your guard dog, your engine and life force. Mars will be retrograde from December 6th, 2024 thru February 23rd, 2025. A time sure to be full of many speed bumps, so I spend this week covering some basics of the red planet in order to set us up for what to expect. Mars retrograde horoscopes coming soon! 00:25 Rant 30:00 Mars in mythology and symbolism 32:19 Mars astrological meanings 34:25 Mars in Aries 35:40 Mars in Taurus 36:56 Mars in Gemini 38:36 Mars in Cancer 40:09 Mars in Leo 41:34 Mars in Virgo 43:30 Mars in Libra 45:07 Mars in Scorpio 47:16 Mars in Sagittarius 48:56 Mars in Capricorn 51:00 Mars in Aquarius 52: 55 Mars in Pisces  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon: https://www.nylon.com/life/club-cosmos-radio-podcast-2024-astrology-trends Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradio/ Follow Kristen: https://www.instagram.com/kesteg/ Follow Maliea: https://www.instagram.com/malieacroy/ Join Maliea's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/malieacroy

We all deserve a break from the current affairs. Join Maliea's Patreon for November's astrology and a rundown of the news. But for now, let’s be WASPs for Halloween! Join me as we take our morning stroll on the grounds of a 19th century farmhouse compound back East and prepare the vegetable gardens, the orchards, the personal trainer barn, 5 dogs, 3 donkeys, 5 horses, 13 peacocks, 50 canaries and everyone else we forgot for the coming gorgeous holiday season. We have a rustic Fall Harvest Supper for 75 tomorrow! Followed by some light insider trading.  Find out why Leos always make for the most fabulous hosts, what placement makes Martha particularly Wall Street savvy, a shark, and what transits got her caught. Find out how the astrology of her wedding date foreshadowed a life-altering transformation in her career, and of course her synastry with Snoop Dogg. The woman has a powerful career that didn’t even fully launch until she was in her 40s, so settle in.  Have a madeleine.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon: https://www.nylon.com/life/club-cosmos-radio-podcast-2024-astrology-trends Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradio/ Follow Kristen: https://www.instagram.com/kesteg/ Follow Maliea: https://www.instagram.com/malieacroy/ Join Maliea's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/malieacroy

Listen, we recorded an episode for you all last week, but sadly hit a snafu when one of our microphones hit the floor and broke a . . . something. To make up for it we’re releasing a full-length episode from Maliea’s very own Patreon! Besides, these last two weeks of October may be some of the most astrologically tense weeks of 2024 so it’s important to brief you on the details. Become a member to get horoscopes like this one in your feed twice a month AND to support our sweet, devoted labor of love (and microphone repairs).    Join Maliea’s Patreon HERE  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Kristen HERE Follow Maliea HERE

We're touching down into the vast terrain that is relationship astrology. When two become one! Or in this case, when two become too many ideas. Or when two write a romantic comedy together and actually fall in love playing the characters they wrote. I'm joined by the hilariously charming Kate & Max - a newly-engaged couple who collaborate on writing, acting, and directing - and who were generous enough to subject themselves to some cosmic interpretation. We discuss the way their charts (funhouse) mirror each other, Mercury retrograde writing, 8th house process, sports metaphors, emotional cave dwellers, emotional astronauts, and finding oneself through the form -- even if that form is a postmodern Ikea table doused in a special sauce absolutely, unreservedly, located in Pennsylvania somewhere.  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE, book a reading with her HERE, and join her Patreon HERE Follow Kristen HERE

We’re quickly approaching eclipse season and opening up an entirely new set of animated beginnings & endings in the signs of Pisces and Virgo on September 17th. What does it mean to open a new eclipse cycle as another one (in Libra and Aries) comes to an end? What are the micro and macro themes at play for us all? No one better to swim these waters with than my guest and fellow astrologer, writer, and visionary David Odyssey (@david_odyssey). We discuss the wellness chokehold, self-love, self-flagellation, Cunningham’s Law, sexy Catholicism of the 80s, global music, Sesame Street, the Golden Ages of entertainment in the midst of economic and political dark ages, spiritual connection, and HOPE.  We also run through the astrology of recent news including RFK Jr., Selena Gomez, the largest stock market loss in the history of modern capitalism, and Pedro Almadovar's first English language film. Finally, I deliver horoscopes for how the tides will change for you all. Listen to both your Sun and Rising Signs.     TIMESTAMPS 04:54 Astrology in the News 20:03 Pisces-Virgo Eclipse series: meaning, implications and examples from history Horoscopes 1:10:00 Pisces  01:14:00 Aries  1:16:33 Taurus 1:20:19 Gemini 1:24:55 Cancer 1:28:33 Leo 1:32:14 Virgo 1:35:30 Libra 1:39:22 Scorpio 1:41:57 Sagittarius 1:45:09 Capricorn 01:48:00 Aquarius Learn more about David Odyssey, his work, & book a reading  HERE Follow his podcast The David Odyssey Show HERE Follow his Substack HERE  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE, book a reading with her HERE, and join her Patreon HERE Follow Kristen HERE

Mercury is finally direct again and it's time to get in the kitchen! or the studio! the streets! wherever! It's a solo episode with Maliea and I'm unspooling the web of astrology that makes up an artistic vision. I cover what planets to look to for every aspect of your creative practice -- from creative blocks to collaborations; the style & themes every sign develops, and a glorious swath of famous examples. PLUS I catch us up on the Oasis Reunion, the problem with Blake Lively, hundred million dollar podcast deals, the miracle of ultrasound and *most importantly* an update on Kristen :)

This is a solo episode! It's just you (the listeners) and me (Maliea) for now and we have sooo much to debrief. The unhinged half of the year has officially commenced with a bang. This week I'm talking the astrology of the assassination attempt on Trump, the global tech outage, Biden dropping out of the race, Kamala, Rupert Murdoch, and Oh, Mary! Plus I give a weather report on all we can expect from the cosmos in the next 5 months, both collectively and personally. May we recite the Jupiter in Gemini mantra: change is chaos and chaos is change. Tis the essence of life! For a more detailed dive into the astrology of each month join my https://www.patreon.com/malieacroy. A new horoscope is posted every 2 weeks.  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon https://www.nylon.com/life/club-cosmos-radio-podcast-2024-astrology-trends Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradio Follow Maliea https://www.instagram.com/astro__taxi/ and join her Patreon https://www.patreon.com/malieacroy https://www.instagram.com/astro__taxi/Follow Kristen https://www.instagram.com/kesteg/

This might get a little emotional, y’all… Our Mood Boards have gone all the way around the zodiac and now we’re landing back at cancer for our final episode before we take a big long maternity break. So apropos then that we’re going out with an exploration of the nurturing, sentimental and witchy water sign thats’s here to teach us the the power of honoring our feelings.  We’re talking Lana del Rey, nostalgia, lunacy, power-guilting, Danzig, Americana, Courtney Love, cartoons, the Chariot, mommy/baby roleplay, attachment styles, cancerian rebellion and so much more. Plus, we take a midyear check-in on our 2024 predictions and explain the astrology behind this summers breakthrough pop girlies.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ and join her Patreon HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

What does your star sign smell like? Is it roses and shampoo? Or B.O. and CD-roms? Join us with this week’s extra fun, super fab guests Maddie and Chloe of the Nose Candy podcast to find out! In this yap fest for the ages, we compare notes on the fragrances of the zodiac, locate signature scents in the natal chart, play guessing games with mystery perfumes, break down Maddie + Chloe’s fire sign sisterhood and so much more!  WHAT WE SMELLED: 1. Burning Barbershop by D.S. & Durga 2. Snowy Owl by Zoologist 3. Warm Bulb by Clue 4. Relique D'amour by Oriza L. Legrand If you’re in LA, GET TICKETS to the Nose Candy Scent Swap on July 6th HERE   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ and join her Patreon HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Y’all ready to yap? It’s Gemini time! This week is a love letter to the curious, brilliant, always over-stimulated, occasionally diabolical genius of Gemini. This endlessly adaptable air sign throws all certainty out the window for the love of asking questions, teaching us that getting interested in everything makes everything more interesting. We’re talking twins, Prince, goofball behavior, Azealia Banks, accidental optimism, gender bending, the Olsen Twins, lying for fun, Marilyn Monroe and more! 

In this week’s mini ep, we’re talking about the astrology of the digital guillotine trend, Hailey Bieber’s suppressed Sagittarius energy, whale communication, solar flares, King Charles’ cursed portrait, 80s influencers and more. Plus, we’re giving you your horoscopes for our wild first week of Gemini season, featuring a gorgina conjunction between Venus and Jupiter and an mega indulgent Sag full moon.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ and her Patreon HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

On May 25th, the planet of opportunity is leaving slow and steady Taurus to spend a year in the quick and curious sign of Gemini. It hasn’t been there since 2012! Get ready for tech breakthroughs, info overloads, FLIRTING, lots of variety, truly insane accessories and gorgeous growth in a new area of your chart. We’ve got your horoscopes for a year of big fun and dizzying details — plus this week’s forecast, the astrology of Drake v. Kendrick, brain worms and the Met Gala! HOROSCOPE TIME STAMPS: Gemini - 01:02:40 Cancer - 01:07:25 Leo - 01:11:02 Virgo - 01:16:27 Libra - 01:20:58 Scorpio - 01:25:02 Sagittarius - 01:29:42 Capricorn - 01:32:35 Aquarius - 01:35:51 Pisces - 01:40:13 Aries - 01:43:26 Taurus - 01:46:25  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ and her Patreon HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

We’re back! And this week we’re celebrating the sensuality, the strength, and the grounded gorgeousness that is Taurus! This languid, resourceful earth sign is here to teach us to take our time savoring the pleasures of the present. We’re talking camp, hedonism, loud luxury, Cher, hoarders, dictators, the art of stubbornness, Lisa Frank, resting bitch face, Nathan Fielder and our hypothesis that Taureans are low-key the biggest weirdos of the zodiac. Plus, we’ve got a big old eclipse season recap and your horoscopes for the week!   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

On April 20th, we’re getting a rare and thrilling conjunction between Jupiter and Uranus that will seed major breakthroughs and expansive freedom! What will happen when the planet of abundance joins the planet of innovation in the sign that rules the earth, finances and the body? We’re here to tell ya with predictions for the collective and juicy horoscopes for your rising sign! Then we’re going off the grid for mercury retrograde, but we’ll be back in time for Taurus season! x  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Look alive, people — Aries season is here! This feisty mars-ruled fire sign is the starting pistol for the whole zodiac and it’s here to teach us that life is a fight, but fighting is fun! We’re talking about all of our favorite Aries traits, the hero’s journey, DIVAS, the art of annoyance, fearless self-belief, Vivienne Westwood, coach speeches, Wilhelm Reich, Houdini, action stars, the SCUM Manifesto, the Emperor card and more! Plus, exclusive intel that put our Kate Middleton search to rest and your horoscopes for this rowdy eclipse week.  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Hold onto your hats — it’s eclipse season again! The upcoming Libra-Aries eclipses on March 25th and April 8th have a unique flavor to them, featuring beams of Venusian support and base notes of chaos from a drunken Mars and an unruly Mercury retrograde. We’ve got all the juicy details on what these eclipses will mean for your rising sign, and where you can find a helping hand to see you through. Plus, a breakdown of the Oscars, our Kate Middleton conspiracy theories and your astrology forecast for the week ahead!  Aries Rising: 42:09 Taurus Rising: 47:14 Gemini Rising: 52:17 Cancer Rising: 54:53 Leo Rising: 59: 22 Virgo Rising: 1:03:05 Libra Rising: 1:07:42 Scorpio Rising: 1:12:00 Sagittarius Rising: 1:15:34 Capricorn Rising: 1:20:14 Aquarius Rising: 1:23:31 Pisces Rising: 1:27:29  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

The spice is flowing this week as we voyage beyond the known universe into the funky, far out, ultra-uranian astrology of sci-fi! What are the signs and signatures that get more life from imagining alien worlds, technological leaps, time travel, big brother dystopias and cyberpunk raves? What does Uranus do to our charts and the zeitgeist? Come with us if you want to learn! Plus, we’re unpacking the astrology of Kate Middleton’s gone girl behavior and throwing the whole weight of our podcast behind the 2004 Jonathan Glazer film, Birth.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

This week we’re getting lost in the misty dreamlands of Pisces — the creative, compassionate water sign here to teach us how to transcend through surrender. We’re talking oceanic feelings, messiah complexes, surreal Venus lore, Gloria Vanderbilt’s bathtub, body horror, con artistry, playing the victim, Johnny Cash, mad glamour and more! Plus your forecast for this funky Full Moon in Virgo week!   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

We’re back with part two of our exploration of the ascendent, diving deep into the personalities, the fashion faux pas, the relational styles and the MAGIC of our final six rising signs — Libra thru Pisces! Plus we’ve got your horoscopes for another week of Aquarius wildness and an extra exclusive piece of Taylor Swift gossip that’s so juicy, it can only be explained by a venus-pluto transit.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Double check your birth time, because this week is all about your ascendant aka your rising sign! Your rising sign is one of the loudest and most significant parts of your chart, describing your personality, relational style, fashion sense, appearance, and the way you see the world. It sets up the architecture of your entire birth chart! It’s a big deal! Join us for part one, as we dive deep into the rising sign identities of Aries - Virgo.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Welcome to your sci-fi era! Pluto will be in the radical sign of Aquarius for the next 20 years, focusing its transformative powers on technology, democracy, the internet, intentional communities, outsiders, aliens and more! But this is about way more than just AI — after 16 long years in Capricorn, Pluto will also be bringing its spicy brand of evolution to a whole new area of your life. This week, find out what this mega shift in energy will mean for the collective and you with your Pluto in Aquarius rising sign horoscopes!   Horoscope timestamps: Aquarius Rising - 01:24:27 Pisces Rising - 01:26:48 Aries Rising - 01:29:21 Taurus Rising - 01:31:21 Gemini Rising - 01:32:19 Cancer Rising - 01:33:44 Leo Rising - 01:34:57 Virgo Rising - 01:37:01 Libra Rising - 01:39:14 Scorpio Rising - 01:41:55 Sagittarius Rising - 01:43:36 Capricorn Rising - 01:45:21 *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

We're back from our break and we’re unpacking the electric, eccentric contradictions of Aquarius — the visionary air sign here to teach us that sometimes revolution is the only rational choice. Even though Aquarians HATE to be labeled, we’re talking about our favorite Aqua traits, kitsch, vegans, Portland stuff, boy bands, Paris Hilton, scary blue eyes, rebels without a cause, Megan thee Stallion, tricksters, cool kid disease, the hipster era, the Star card and more! Plus the astrology of the week and the pure Leo madness of J.Lo’s new movie trailer.  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Time for a kiss from daddy, it’s Capricorn season! For our season finale, we’re exploring the Saturnine superpowers of Capricorn — the worldly, ambitious earth sign here to teach us that our wildest dreams need strong foundations. We’re talking about our favorite Cap qualities, Dolly Parton, boss energy, Andy Kaufman, time travel, cheekbones, suit fixations, 90s supermodels, dominatrixes, the Devil card and more! Plus, enjoy our last weekly horoscope of 2023 and a very sloppy convo about ants and Christmas movies. See you in January!  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Join us for in-depth exploration of the astrological vibe-scape of 2024! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the hard launch of Pluto in Aquarius, Jupiter’s move into Gemini hyperdrive, all the retrogrades, all the eclipses, and more! Plus, our predictions for major tech breakthroughs, harebrained election theories and all the best dates of the year to use for fun and profit.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Natal retrograde planets, family moons, artist signatures, career transits and more — we’re back to answer another round of your fabulous questions and debate Beyoncé’s rising sign. Plus May December, Balenciaga x Erewhon and your astrology forecast for December 8-15.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

What will December’s fast and loose Mercury retrograde mean for your sign? Find out in this week’s mini ep and get your astrology forecast for the week of December 1st! Plus, the girls discuss the cult of Mother God, ceasefire astrology, Cynthia Nixon, AI fails and more.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠