Consejos de Pendejos

Join us this episode for a little sex education class. After a little break for Easter we decided to get into some story times about our sex ed experience throughout school. We go from 5th grade to 7th to 9th and even some lessons that didn't come from school ;) We also discuss how we would run our class if we were sex ed professors so tune in. 

Its story time for this episode where we take a little different spin and expose ourselves. Join us as we each tell the story of our first time. Which first time you ask? Listen to find out!

Join us this week in our crackhead hours as we delve into a tricky subject. What if your friends don't like your boyfriend/ what if your boyfriend doesnt like your friends? From dumping him to slapping your friend in the face we delve into every possible scenario in order to give you guys the most options and best advice! 

Cheating, cheating, and more cheating, this episode is all about, yup you guessed it, CHEATING. Take a listen as we divulge our personal philosophies on being unfaithful and what we think about cheaters. Then get out your notebook because we give you the best ways to confront and get back at a cheater, starting from healthy to the most toxic. With an ultimate power move saved for last. 

In this episode we discuss a couple juicy listener submitted questions. The first: how to get an older man? We discuss getting at men from the ages of just a few years older to sugar daddy level. The next question is a 2 for 1 special where we answer two listener questions: after being in a long relationship, how do I make new friends? and more importantly: how do I flirt?? Yes you heard right this episode we give our best tips for flirting and putting the smooth moves on that special someone. 

This episode takes a shockingly more healthy (but not too healthy) turn as we discuss the do's and don'ts of cuffed life. We discuss everything from beginning stages of dating someone, to how to ask that difficult "what are we?" question. We also discuss the best ways to make a first impression, how not come off as a creep, good ways to slide into DM's, and much more.

Get to know us for our first episode with stories about our college life, from how we met to how we became besties. We explore a couple of different listener submitted questions revolving around topics that have likely affected every person at some point. The first, how to stop falling for tóxicos or fuckboys. The second question is how to deal with a bad texter. Enjoy this free premium (not really) advice from your two favorite tóxicos.