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Cop Car Coffee
by duffymonaghan
Weekly banter about whatever! Based out of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada doesn’t stop these clowns from making fun of anyone...anywhere, especially if they know you. It is 20 minutes of time you will never get back.
Episodes
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Season 7 Episode 1
Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee as we kick off Season 7—a milestone that proves if you lower the bar far enough, almost anything can keep going. Against all odds and reasonable broadcast standards, DDT and Commander Duff are back in your ears for another round of what can only be described as an...
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2026 Summer Special 3
A summer special deserves a special apology, especially when there are 3 of them. The summer of 2026 has been exceptional, try not and let our show ruin all the good that this summer has provided. Listen in for your injurious waste of time. Here about Duff's trip to Newfoundland and St. Pierre.…
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2026 Summer Special 2: The Travel Show
Sorry, butt DDT is back from the Big Apple, and it took a bite out of him! Duff returns from the land of little kings with much insight, Iceland is the place to go! It's been a great summer, hopefully this doesn't ruin it for you.
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Season 6 Summer Special
Sorry Podbeanskis, but your injurious waste of time...Summer Special is here. When you host a party, what's the plan? Are you suffering through the World Cup, or blissfully enjoying it? Thank you USA, your listening metrics continue to surprise us, and we appreciate it. Listen in to such riveting...
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Season 6 Episode 14
You are welcome! Indeed, you have been spared a speedy sharing of this broadcast and the time spent in lieu of this nonsense is irreplaceable. But we apologize, because here is the action packed live recording at the Big Kanata Garage Sale. That's right, listen in as Duff and DDT wheel and deal,...
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Season 6 Episode 13
Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the only podcast that we are aware of that has the hosts researching how to apologize in different languages! This week, we teach DDT three different ways to say 'sorry' in Japanese, mostly because he’ll need them by the end of the show. Duff gets fancy with his…
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Season 6 Episode 12
Welcome to this week's rendition of Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s about as organized as DDTs washer and dryer replacement schedule. This week, we’re somehow big in Vietnam, so xin chào to our new fans who clearly have very low standards. We’re also talking Greek Pan Chicken, why Russell…
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Season 6 Episode 11
Welcome back! We are like that pesky old yard animal that you finally though that you had gotten rid of, but then it's back to knock over the compost once again. Also kind of like our Ottawa Senators, whom everyone had ridden off over a month ago, including our very own DDT. DDT will no doubt be...
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Season 6 Episode 10
Grab a double-double and settle in for another hour of DDT and Commander Duff proving that "expert" is a term used very loosely these days. This week, we’re tackling the heavy hitters: Roll up the Rim: Because nothing says "morning" like digital disappointment and carpal tunnel from an app....
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Season 6 Episode 9
Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s officially the leading cause of productivity-related injuries. It’s Season 6, Episode 9, and frankly, if you’re still listening after six years, that’s more on you than us. Today we chat about February 13th, the day the universe inexplicably…
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Season 6 Episode 8
It's 2026...Welcome to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that remains, against all odds and municipal bylaws, your number one injurious waste of time. If you’re still listening, we can only assume your remote is broken or you’ve developed a very specific type of Stockholm syndrome. What’s on the menu,...
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Season 6 Episode 7
The 2025 Garbage Fire Year in Review... Buckle up, listeners. If you’ve reached this point, you’ve survived another 365 days of questionable decision-making. Duff and DDT are back to sift through the wreckage of 2025 in a year-in-review episode that’s roughly as organized as the Ottawa Senators’...
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Season 6 Episode 6
Merry Christmas Podbeanski's. Welcome to the Cop Car Coffee Podcast, where Duff and DDT prove that just because you have access to a mic, it doesn’t mean you should actually use it. Join us two guys this week, who’ve spent more time in drive-thrus than actually prepping for Christmas, as we moan...
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Season 6 Episode 5
☕ Cop Car Coffee: Where We Solve Nothing and Eat Everything! Sorry, but welcome to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where we prove we're not experts, but we are hungry. We'll try to solve the federal budget and explain why hockey is bankrupting us, but mostly, we'll be arguing about who gets the last...
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Season 6 Episode 4
Welcome to the podcast that proves you can be slightly less than mediocre and still have a microphone. Join your hosts, two experts in failing up, as they embrace life's beautifully awkward stumbles. This week, the high-stakes world of Canadian fast food comes to a head as they chronicle their...
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Season 6 Episode 3
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada! Welcome back to CCC, the longest-running (and least popular) podcast from the south part of Kanata South. We’re coming to you this week fully rested and slightly chaotic after a memorable cottage weekend at JBs. This episode is packed with seasonal goodness, starting...
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Season 6 Episode 2
Hello and welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where two guys who probably shouldn't be allowed to operate heavy machinery (let alone a microphone) stumble through the week's topics. In Season 6, Episode 2, we prove once again that we are experts in absolutely nothing. We'll try to sound...
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Season 6 Episode 1
Welcome back, you beautiful, misguided souls. It’s hard to believe we’ve conned our way into a sixth season of Cop Car Coffee. We're not sure if that says more about our sheer tenacity or your alarmingly low standards for entertainment, but here we are. Apologies in advance for the time you're...
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2025 Special Summer Podcast
Oops you’ve done it again. You’ve successfully squandered another perfectly good summer hour with us here at Cop Car Coffee, and for that, we can only offer our sincerest apologies. This week, we plunge headfirst into a pool of conversational ineptitude, splashing around in a variety of topics we...
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Season 5 Episode 16
We would tell you what we were planning to chat about this week, but it would be a complete waste of time. Turns out, DDT got Duff sidetracked on multiple topics, which, although is nothing new, it took the show off the rails. Bedankt tobthe dutch! Our listener is apparently form the Netherlands...
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Season 5 Episode 15
As the dog days of summer approach, Commander Duff and DDT ramble aimlessly about everything from Costco's Korean pork jerky to the singularity. We pretend to be experts on topics we clearly know nothing about, like artificial intelligence and libertarianism. Our attempts at humor fall flatter…
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Season 5 Episode 14
You've waited long enough and I couldn't stand DDT bugging me to post the cast. He doesn't understand how people have to work and have busy lives, but I couldn't take it any longer, so here...sorry. You are in for a treat however, we had a special guest on the show and no other than the…
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Season 5 Episode 13
Get ready for a wild ride as DDT and Duff tackle the big issues...and the not-so-big ones! Just in time for election day eve in Canada, everyone suddenly becomes an expert (on everything, naturally). We ponder the profound question: how exactly does a skunk ruin a good campfire? (Spoiler alert…
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Season 5 Episode 12
Greetings, fellow auditory adventurers, and welcome back to the podcast that boldly goes nowhere you particularly asked it to. First off, on behalf of the entire (one-person) production team, Duff and DDT extend our sincerest apologies for once again occupying a solid hour and a half of your...
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Season 5 Episode 11
Welcome to your weekly injurious waste of time, the podcast that makes you wish you were not an Ottawa sports fan because you wouldn't have to listen to these segments. Regardless we are here to guide you through the chaotic landscape of politics, curling, and all the ways to procrastinate while...
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Season 5 Episode 10
As DDTs boyhood and adult hero Pierre Poilievre questioned the Liberal finance minister, we do the same thing with our new guest this week...Who are you? If you got nothing else going on, please feel free to digest your weekly injurious waste of time, this episode jam packed with even more…
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Season 5 Episode 9
Welcome to 9th episode of the season for Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where bad decisions and questionable opinions are brewed fresh daily! This week, we’re diving into Sportsnets baffling choice to air NHL games in places that make zero sense, Donald’s utterly unique take on tariffs (spoiler…
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Season 5 Episode 8
Is 2025 the year of the budget? We put our pesos where are spreadsheets are. What does a budget mean to you? How about those World Juniors and coach Cameron...O my, don't coaches coach, are 4 week tournaments really "such a short tournament"? How about all those people who say Call Me!…
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Season 5 Episode 7
Good bye 2024! In a year of misery, at least we had DDT and his antics. Sure you've got your problems, Letterkenny has its problems, the world has problems, but DDTs success rate of problem solving (28%) not only beats yours, the markets too. Sports, politics, bad investing and recommendations…
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Season 5 Episode 6
Welcome to your injurious waste of time, sorry. This week if you have nothing else going on, listen in for some real gems from the world of Canada Post, Landman on Prime, JBs bizarre garbage clean up, the 69c dollar, and so much more. Live from Scotties, its CCC.
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Season 5 Episode 5
A Week of Chaos, Chaos, and More Chaos Hey Podbeanski's, if you're still awake in Lanark County, tune in for this week's episode. We've got a real doozy for you. First off, let's talk about the Canada Post strike. I know, I know, super exciting stuff. Not. But hey, it's been impacting our...
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Season 5 Episode 4
Podbeanski's, you ever open up your laptop and the random screensaver is amazing? I did this morning and was welcomed by the beauty multi coloured fields of flowers and windmills of Holland. This is the opposite of opening up a CCC Podcast, where you will be greeted with abrasive, monochromatic...
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Season 5 Episode 3
It's a great day for hockey, or is it. Why do we schedule NHL hockey in the afternoon in Ottawa in October? WHY? Also, in a limited market like Ottawa, why schedule both our professional sports teams in NHL and CFL at the same time? This is ridiculous, what a loss, somebody should hire DDT for...
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Season 5 Episode 2
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving Podbeanskis. We have some picks for you, some apologies including the biggest one of DDT still not having our new intro completed, some hacks, and our brand new weekly segment; Totally altruistic local business shout outs. You'll have to tune in to hear about them.…
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Season 5 Episode 1
Perhaps you've stumbled here by accident. Maybe you googled podcasts, or perhaps you've lost a bet, and you are forced to listen? Regardless, we are back and we are sorry. It is Kanata South's longest running podcast, and the penultimate injurious waste of time...after of course anything on the...
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2024 Summer Special numero 2 il salon dei viaggi italiani
It has been a nice slow summer sipping solo latte. But it's also nice to have our DDT back, full to the brim with gusto and stories from the motherland. Listen in this week as DDT takes us through Italy with his kids, kids boyfriends, his partner and her family. Forget the athletics competition...
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2024 Summer Special
The listener has waited long enough. Welcome to your summer podcast for lounging by the dock, hanging out in your Muskoka chairs, cruising the backroads of Lanark County, or simply sitting in your back yard complaining like DDT. This summer special is loaded with all your favorites, Tony…
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Season 4 Episode 24
Sorry, we're back but at least it's been a while. You've had a chance to listen in to worthwhile content from our friends in the industry, but if you are serious about us, then we are serious about you and you are in for a show! Although we got sidetracked by Canadian Politics, DDT still managed…
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Season 4 Episode 23
The boys were back together this week for another injurious waste of time. All your favorite topics were considered, but only some made the cut. It was fun to have JB back sharing his insights, while DDT made apologies, and was his usual Jester self. Winston snored, or was it Duff when DDT Tony...
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Season 4 Episode 22
Sorry. Shoveling Wisdom, Eclipse Delights, Volkswagen Adventures and a few more items, especially some off topic politics make up the menu this week. Hold onto your coffee cups, folks! In this episode of Cop Car Coffee, we're diving headfirst into a whirlwind of injuriously wasteful topics…
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Season 4 Episode 21
Hot off the heels of our longest Podcast, and sorry for that, we present one of the shortest...you are welcome. Listen in this week as Duff reports in live from Vegas. That's right, from poolside at Mandalay Bay, Duff recounts tales and strategies from his latest annual sojourn to Sin City. While...
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Season 4 Episode 20
Sorry, but once again, here is your biweekly injurious waste of time. Listen in this week to learn about the great Carson City to Canada Quest, Griselda, DDTs never ending bathroom hack job, March Madness, the weather, The Ottawa sports market its oversaturation of teams for a non sports city…
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Season 4 Episode 19
All is good. Back at Scotty's, eating a great breakfast, and Duff don't have to listen to JB or DDT, life is good. JB is polishing a table for his wife's brother's cousin up in Shawinigan, while DDT will be serving his penalty for behaviour uncomplimentary of this podcast, and all podcasts in...
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Season 4 Episode 18
We hope you're back, but if, after last week you are not, we understand. Between the crickets and DDTs bad accents, the listener feedback was heard. DDT has been sanctioned, and will receive a 2, 5 and a 10 for his behaviour. Duff and JB will run the show for the first 17 minutes of a future...
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Season 4 Episode 17
One week later, with still no emailed summary of the podcast, Duff could not wait any longer to post this cast. Unavailable at the time of production, Duff can only suspect and surmise as to what topics were covered by DDT and BJ. Did they have a cost saving hack? Did they spend too much time...
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Season 4 Episode 16
The dog days of winter are here, at least in the Maritimes. Very mild and above seasonal in Kanata South and the beautiful Ottawa valley...perfect conditions for fatbiking! Listen in this week for even more useless tidbits like cost saving hacks, RV show happenings, sports banter and a shout out...
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Season 4 Episode 15
Welcome to another injurious waste of time. We hope that your dog days of winter are going well. Apologies from DDT if this Podcast makes it worse, which it is likely to especially if you're afraid to Loud Budget, like it when your municipal snow budgets are carelessly squandered or if your...
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Season 4 Episode 14
Live from the F-150 studio! Just like old times. Listen in this week as Duff and DDT take the show on the road to the Adirondacks! It was a nice ride, other than the snowstorms and the price of everything. It seems it only took one week to realize that Money DOES matter, EVs aren't perfect and…
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Season 4 Episode 13
Happy New Year! DDT starts off with an apology, and we both follow up with an Injurious Waste of Time. Even though it's a new year, we still have many of your old favorites, but we are rather excited about your new favorite segment entitled Money Doesn't Matter. In Fact it's more of an anti-pole…
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Season 4 Episode 12
Welcome to the first Duffless episode of season 4 and the last one before the holiday season. Your daughter hits a workbench in your garage with your car, whose fault is it and who should pay? Boyfriend is travelling with the family, who should pay? Is DDT a grinch? Do a bunch of 16 year olds…
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What is Cop Car Coffee about?
Weekly banter about whatever! Based out of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada doesn’t stop these clowns from making fun of anyone...anywhere, especially if they know you. It is 20 minutes of time you will never get back.
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Cop Car Coffee is created and hosted by duffymonaghan.
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