Cop Car Coffee

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the only podcast that we are aware of that has the hosts researching how to apologize in different languages!   This week, we teach DDT three different ways to say 'sorry' in Japanese, mostly because he’ll need them by the end of the show. Duff gets fancy with his Beef Short Rib Tacos Supreme recipe....oooh fire up the grill, we review the movie Apex (don't get your hopes up), and we share another money-saving hack that might actually work for once.   Plus, we’re wondering if there’s any room left on the Rock for a summer trip to Newfoundland, and we check the stats to see if Vietnam is still carrying this entire show on its back. It’s a lot of ground to cover for two guys who usually go nowhere. Grab a coffee and join the chaos. We are Cop Car Coffee.

Welcome to this week's rendition of Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s about as organized as DDTs washer and dryer replacement schedule. This week, we’re somehow big in Vietnam, so xin chào to our new fans who clearly have very low standards. We’re also talking Greek Pan Chicken, why Russell Crowe is 'Unhinged,' and the sudden outbreak of Sens Fever in Ottawa—which is probably just a mild rash. Stick around for DDT’s latest apology tour while Duff barely holds it together through the rest of our usual nonsense. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess. Grab a mug and try to keep up." We're Cop Car Coffee...Sorry.

Welcome back! We are like that pesky old yard animal that you finally though that you had gotten rid of, but then it's back to knock over the compost once again.  Also kind of like our Ottawa Senators, whom everyone had ridden off over a month ago, including our very own DDT.  DDT will no doubt be apologizing for this and eating his words.  Speaking of eating, wait until you hear about Duff's recipe of the week, my mouth is watering.  Here's to another week of very slowly transitioning weather, and very slow banter that no doubt is just another injurious waste of time! Thanks for tuning in though, as we continue to break records in listenership in far away places.  Your insight into the world of Canada and Ottawa, and into apologies and time wasting.

Grab a double-double and settle in for another hour of DDT and Commander Duff proving that "expert" is a term used very loosely these days. This week, we’re tackling the heavy hitters: Roll up the Rim: Because nothing says "morning" like digital disappointment and carpal tunnel from an app. Daylight Savings: We discuss why losing an hour of sleep makes us 100% more likely to yell at clouds, and how DDT springs forward for anything that is free. The Schedule Struggle: Why does the NHL think East Coasters want to start games at 10:00EST? We’re tired, Gary.  Some of us have to work for a living. Ottawa’s Snow Obsession: The city is trucking snow away like it’s evidence in a crime scene. Just let it melt, guys...and put the MILLIONS to something else. Recipe of the Week: We’re going Asian-inspired! Hope you like soy sauce and Duff’s questionable substitution skills. Plus, the Paul Smith Lady Bobcats are headed to the AAU Nationals in Jacksonville! They’ll have to win without their biggest fan, DDT, who clearly doesn’t love them enough to buy a plane ticket...the cheap bastard. We wrap it all up with a look at the World Baseball Classic. It’s mediocre, it’s loud, and it’s mostly accurate. Enjoy

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s officially the leading cause of productivity-related injuries. It’s Season 6, Episode 9, and frankly, if you’re still listening after six years, that’s more on you than us. Today we chat about February 13th, the day the universe inexplicably gifted us both DDT and Commander Duff...but in different years. We’ll be celebrating their birthdays, though 'celebrating' is a strong word for guys complaining about sports, politics and the weather. We’re also tackling the national embarrassment of Brazil having more Winter Gold than Canada, the adrenaline rush of cancelling travel plans, and a look back at college life—a time when we had hair and dreams, apologies if we didn't get to that. Duff has a movie pick, and most importantly, DDT is offering an apology. We have to give it to him: DDT has turned apologizing into a high art form. He does it with such frequency and flair that you almost forget he’s just going to do the exact same thing again tomorrow. It’s truly a gift. Settle in for your infrequently frequent injurious waste of your time. We’re glad you’re here, for some reason."

It's 2026...Welcome to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that remains, against all odds and municipal bylaws, your number one injurious waste of time. If you’re still listening, we can only assume your remote is broken or you’ve developed a very specific type of Stockholm syndrome. What’s on the menu, besides DDT complaining: We’ve officially made it to the future. It looks a lot like 2025, but with more expensive groceries and even less hair on DDT’s head. The "Good Old Days" of Winter: Remember when winter actually stayed for the season instead of ghosting us every two weeks? We reminisce about "old time winters" back when you could trust the ice and didn't need a boat to navigate the driveway in February. Investing for Entertainment: Warning: Our financial advice is roughly as stable as a house of cards in a Kanata windstorm. We dive into the markets—not to make money, obviously, but for the pure, masochistic thrill of watching line graphs go down. Road Salt or a lack thereof.  A moving tribute to the white crust currently eating our vehicles alive, unless you're in Lanark and experiencing a shortage.  Duff’s Pick: Duff brings another recommendation to the table. Will it be a life-changing cinematic masterpiece or another "how did this get funded?" gem? The bar is low, yet somehow we still get under it. The Upcoming Winter Games: We discuss the Winter Games with the confidence of people who get winded walking to the mailbox. Expect elite-level analysis on sports we don't understand and athletes whose names we will definitely mispronounce. To our new listeners joining us on iTunes: we are so, so sorry. We aren't sure what algorithm led you here, but please know that it isn't too late to turn back and listen to literally anything else—perhaps a podcast about drying paint or the history of the stapler. For those who stay: buckle up, stay awake, Tony Gabriel is "in the house". Final Note: We also spent a significant amount of time talking about local politics, drive-thru etiquette, and why the Senators are still "rebuilding"—none of which made it into this summary, or did it, or did we even talk about it, because we forgot where we were going with it.

The 2025 Garbage Fire Year in Review... Buckle up, listeners. If you’ve reached this point, you’ve survived another 365 days of questionable decision-making. Duff and DDT are back to sift through the wreckage of 2025 in a year-in-review episode that’s roughly as organized as the Ottawa Senators’ defensive zone. We kick things off with our Investing segment, where we discuss how we managed to turn "guaranteed gains" into "tax-loss harvesting opportunities." Then, it’s a deep dive into Netflix picks and totally unplanned content.  For this DDT apologizes. But the real meat of the episode? The Kanata Coffee Tribulations. We recap the tactical errors made at the Stonehaven McDonald's and the absolute psychological warfare of the Tim Hortons drive-thru on Eagleson, during a January "wintry mix." Between the frozen wipers, the potholes on the 417, festivus poles and the Sens' perpetual "rebuild," we’re honestly just impressed you are still listening, good listener...as we approach 4000 "listens". It’s a recap of a year that felt ten years long, and that's not just the coffees with DDT. Sorry you’ve found us. Grab a lukewarm double-double, huddle for warmth, and let’s collectively ignore the road ahead. Let Cop Car Coffee help you bring on 2026.

Merry Christmas Podbeanski's.  Welcome to the Cop Car Coffee Podcast, where Duff and DDT prove that just because you have access to a mic, it doesn’t mean you should actually use it. Join us two guys this week,  who’ve spent more time in drive-thrus than actually prepping for Christmas, as we moan about the soul-crushing cost of the holidays and the futility of buying gifts for adult kids who only want cash anyway. We’ll also discuss the local speed cameras—which we’re pretty sure are just overpriced Festivus poles for the rest of us. It’s mostly caffeine-fueled nonsense. Lower your expectations; we already did.  Merry Christmas, and have a happy New Year! Commander Duff and DDT.

☕ Cop Car Coffee: Where We Solve Nothing and Eat Everything! Sorry, but welcome to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where we prove we're not experts, but we are hungry. We'll try to solve the federal budget and explain why hockey is bankrupting us, but mostly, we'll be arguing about who gets the last bite of the epic food from Cosmos Greek food in Nepean! Forget serious debate; we prefer to reminisce about late nights at Chuck's Roadhouse in Kanata and which traffic apps are currently infuriating us most. From cheap Mexican Food hacks to the amazing (and financially terrifying) deals found on Expedia travel, we’re covering the truly important things in life. If you like your conversations as chaotic as rush hour—and about as useful—this is the ride for you. Subscribe now, before we get fired.

Welcome to the podcast that proves you can be slightly less than mediocre and still have a microphone. Join your hosts, two experts in failing up, as they embrace life's beautifully awkward stumbles. This week, the high-stakes world of Canadian fast food comes to a head as they chronicle their latest Tim Hortons parking lot struggles and victories. Prepare for a deep dive into the elusive art of the drive-thru merge and more. Then, DDT takes the lead on investigating the municipal mystery of the speed camera, is it a vanishing act? Then, they’ll bring you back to reality with a heartfelt, possibly painful, tribute to Our beloved Blue Jays and the ritualistic emotional turmoil they inspire. Infact, Duff still can't get into hockey since game 7 of the world series. Winter is coming! (And then leaving, then coming back). They’ll unpack the glorious chaos of the first blast of winter in Ottawa. For your domestic delight, Duff shares his Recipe of the Week, a Mumbi-keeper so good it’s probably a mistake it works. Plus, the boys crown a near champion in their ongoing quest for local coffee shop excellence and deliver their highly questionable streaming picks of the week. Tune in for the oops, stay for the oof. And, o ya, you've got to tune in to our Youtube channel to see DDTs hair alone... Sorry, you've found Cop Car Coffee.

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada! Welcome back to CCC, the longest-running (and least popular) podcast from the south part of Kanata South. We’re coming to you this week fully rested and slightly chaotic after a memorable cottage weekend at JBs. This episode is packed with seasonal goodness, starting with the long-awaited and oft-postponed trip to JB's cottage. We finally made it, and the highlight was undoubtedly an amazing barge around JB's lake. Forget speedboats; JB’s pontoon barge provided the perfect backdrop for cold drinks, bad jokes, and pure, uninterrupted cottage bliss as the fall colours began to pop. Of course, a cottage trip means great food! We recap the culinary triumphs, from amazing sausages that DDT took too many of when he should of just been sampling,  to JBs favorite: the parasitic wild boar meat.  DDT fell asleep, but that didn't stop the party.  We also dive into the unexpected failure of the weekend: the disk golf that never happened. We packed the disks, but between the barge, the eating, and a shared enthusiasm for doing absolutely nothing, the game remained sadly unplayed—a perfect metaphor for life's simpler priorities. When we weren't eating, we were satisfying our collective guilty pleasure by watching truly awful, straight-to-DVD movies otherwize known as our Lanark Pics.  We break down the most baffling special effects and nonsensical plots. Bringing us back to reality, we dissect the glorious insanity of October baseball and our Blue Jays! We’re on the edge of our seats for the playoffs, making our (likely doomed) World Series predictions and arguing over the wildcard matchups. This leads us to a deeper discussion on a favorite theme: the truth that more money doesn't matter when stacked against the simple joy of a cottage weekend and good company. Finally, we transition from philosophy to the practical with a guaranteed crowd-pleaser: a great pasta sauce recipe for the fall. This hearty, flavourful sauce—featuring slow-roasted garlic and a secret ingredient—is the perfect addition to your kitchen lineup for the chilly months ahead. All this and more from Kanata South's longest running and least popular podcast. Thanks for sticking with us! Have a wonderful, safe, and Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

Hello and welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where two guys who probably shouldn't be allowed to operate heavy machinery (let alone a microphone) stumble through the week's topics. In Season 6, Episode 2, we prove once again that we are experts in absolutely nothing. We'll try to sound somewhat intelligent while discussing the latest news from The House of Guinness and debating the fairness (or pure evil) of speed cameras. If you're looking for financial advice, you've come to the wrong place, but we'll still ramble about silver prices (purely for entertainment, because if we knew how to invest, we wouldn't be doing this podcast).  But DDT does want to retire soon, can you buy his silver? Get ready for Duff's recipe of the week, which will probably involve a deep fryer and questionable life choices, and stick around for JB's better-late-than-never cottage invite, which we're pretty sure is a practical joke disguised as an olive branch. We'll also briefly discuss the emotional roller coaster that is the Blue Jays postseason (before we cry into our mugs), check in on the mysterious Black Rabbit, and debut our thrilling new segment: The Weekly Coffee Report – because nothing says 'gripping content' like two tired guys talking about their caffeine intake. Finally, we'll give you our completely unqualified thoughts on investing (again, please don't sue us, this is for entertainment purposes only). So grab a subpar cup of joe, try to ignore the sirens, and buckle up for another episode of low-brow commentary and high-octane self-deprecation. You've been warned.

  Welcome back, you beautiful, misguided souls. It’s hard to believe we’ve conned our way into a sixth season of Cop Car Coffee. We're not sure if that says more about our sheer tenacity or your alarmingly low standards for entertainment, but here we are. Apologies in advance for the time you're about to lose. This week, we're diving head-first into a summer that, frankly, we're not sure ever happened. We'll kick things off with the most dramatic and poorly-documented event of the past few months: Duff's triumphant trip to France. He’s going to tell us how it was a magical, life-altering experience, while we all know the reality was probably a lot of confused gesturing and accidentally offending local boulangerie owners. We'll then get down to the truly important stuff: the Almonte Fair and our pathetic gardening results. Our green thumbs have officially gone black, and our "bountiful harvest" looks more like a post-apocalyptic wasteland of half-eaten tomatoes and wilted basil. In a rare moment of local sports talk, we'll try to figure out if the Jays' playoff push is a genuine Cinderella story or just another elaborate prank on our collective emotions. We'll also ask the age-old question: where did the summer go? We suspect it ran away after listening to our last episode. Finally, we'll take on some of life's most pressing questions. Is there a best coffee in Ottawa? (Probably not, since we just drink the stuff that comes out of a single-serve pod). We'll also pay homage to the legendary Derringers cover band, whose musical stylings are as exceptional as our opinions are questionable as our. And in a segment we're calling "Home Runs as Foul Play," we’ll be discussing those rare moments when you achieve something great, but only because you've been a total jerk to get there...not really, but did you see the nonsense with the Philly Karen? So, pour yourself a lukewarm cup of disappointment and settle in. You've been warned.

Oops you’ve done it again. You’ve successfully squandered another perfectly good summer hour with us here at Cop Car Coffee, and for that, we can only offer our sincerest apologies. This week, we plunge headfirst into a pool of conversational ineptitude, splashing around in a variety of topics we have no business discussing. Our Lanark movie pick, The Gambler, starring Mark Wahlberg, leads us down a rabbit hole of poor life choices, both on-screen and off. We'll also regale you with tales of our disastrous gardening attempts, proving that our green thumbs are, in fact, simply soiled. DDT, in a fit of what can only be described as a self-inflicted 'make work' project, has managed to spend an exorbitant amount of money to fix something that wasn't broken. We dive deep into the thrilling world of costly, unnecessary renovations. From the sun-drenched beaches we've never visited to the charming streets of France we've only seen on TV, we offer up our entirely unqualified travel advice. We then pivot to a topic near and dear to our hearts: the truly abysmal drivers of Ottawa, and how they single-handedly prove that humanity is a lost cause. We try to tackle the heavy stuff—wildfires and the ever-present specter of government overreach—but quickly get sidetracked by the important questions, like "What's the deal with White Lotus Season 3?" We also solve the global financial crisis by concluding that money, in a shocking twist, doesn't matter. Finally, we wrap up with a collection of recipes guaranteed to disappoint your family and friends. So, buckle up for this injurious waste of your time. We promise nothing, and we'll still under-deliver. Thanks for listening.

We would tell you what we were planning to chat about this week, but it would be a complete waste of time.  Turns out, DDT got Duff sidetracked on multiple topics, which, although is nothing new, it took the show off the rails. Bedankt tobthe dutch! Our listener is apparently form the Netherlands based on the latest metrics, but that's a story well covered this week. Duff goes live on Ontario Today when he couldn't resist calling in on the topic "When does revenge go too far?" A week wouldn't be complete without Costco misadventures, apologies, alternative audio plans, and Canada Soccer...are we really as good as we think? It's not too late after reading this intro to find yourself some alternative audio for the next 72 minutes, otherwize you're in for an injurious waste of time! Commander Duff  

As the dog days of summer approach, Commander Duff and DDT ramble aimlessly about everything from Costco's Korean pork jerky to the singularity. We pretend to be experts on topics we clearly know nothing about, like artificial intelligence and libertarianism. Our attempts at humor fall flatter than a pancake run over by a steamroller. We spend an inordinate amount of time discussing haircuts and complaining about the cost of everything. Our political "insights" are about as deep as a puddle in the Sahara. In the end, we accomplish nothing except wasting an hour of our listeners' lives that they'll never get back. You're welcome, world! Sorry... We dive deep into the pressing issue of  jerky, because apparently, that's what the world needs right now. Commander Duff enlightens us on the intricacies of pool liner installation, a skill sure to come in handy during the apocalypse. We ponder the future of AI, clearly demonstrating our vast expertise gained from watching "The Terminator" once in 1995. Sorry... Our groundbreaking political analysis includes gems like "people vote emotionally," shocking absolutely no one. We solve all of Canada's problems by suggesting we replace elected officials with the "best people," as determined by a committee of magic 8-balls and fortune cookies. Sorry... Finally, we tackle the age-old question: "How many haircuts per year is too many?" The answer, like our podcast, remains frustratingly elusive.

You've waited long enough and I couldn't stand DDT bugging me to post the cast.  He doesn't understand how people have to work and have busy lives, but I couldn't take it any longer, so here...sorry. You are in for a treat however, we had a special guest on the show and no other than the originator of the Injurious Waste of Time slogan of our show.  Yes, the litigating alligator of a brother of a DDT live in studio.  Leaf fan supreme and general nice guy.  Other than DDT stories, we might have touched on the Burbon Embargo, NHL Playoffs, YOU season 5 (hum...just like US), DDTs abysmal lack of pool maintenance, chores and so much more. We bring you Cop Car Coffee, an Injurious Waste of Time.    

Get ready for a wild ride as DDT and Duff tackle the big issues...and the not-so-big ones! Just in time for election day eve in Canada, everyone suddenly becomes an expert (on everything, naturally). We ponder the profound question: how exactly does a skunk ruin a good campfire? (Spoiler alert: it involves more than just the smell). Then, we dive into the disturbing depths of Netflix's Black Mirror, questioning our technological overlords. Plus, we dissect Duff's Blue Jay's trip to Toronto and the new ballpark, with DDT's usual hilarious commentary and Duff's valiant attempts to keep things on track. And that's just the tip of the iceberg! Prepare for unexpected detours, witty banter, and a whole lot of "so much more." Tune in for a podcast experience that's guaranteed to make you laugh, think, and maybe even learn a thing or two. Thats' Cop Car Coffee!

Greetings, fellow auditory adventurers, and welcome back to the podcast that boldly goes nowhere you particularly asked it to. First off, on behalf of the entire (one-person) production team, Duff and DDT extend our sincerest apologies for once again occupying a solid hour and a half of your precious existence. We know you could have been folding laundry, learning a new language, polishing your floors like Dean or finally figuring out how to properly load the dishwasher. Instead, you're here. With us. So, let's make the most of this shared temporal anomaly, shall we? This week, we bravely navigated the treacherous waters of the Canadian federal election, dissecting the platforms with the precision of a toddler wielding a butter knife. We may not have provided any actual clarity, but we certainly offered some opinions, loosely based on things we vaguely remember reading. Prepare for nuanced political analysis that peaks with the phrase, "Well, someone's got to win." Seeking refuge from the harsh realities of democracy, we then dive headfirst into the shimmering oasis of streaming recommendations. From gritty Nordic noir that will make you question all your life choices to lighthearted sitcoms that will temporarily make you forget them, we've curated a viewing list as eclectic and potentially disappointing as your last online shopping spree...or did we get to that today? Consider it your sonic tasting menu for the visual buffet. For those of you who inexplicably care about bouncing balls and squeaky sneakers, we offered a brief, possibly inaccurate, recap of March Madness. Duff's CCC entry into the pools is still in the hunt.  We'll pretend we know the teams and players, and you can pretend you're impressed. The key takeaway? This is the only basketball worth watching. In more practical news, we bravely ventured into the hallowed aisles of bulk-buying paradise to bring you a crucial Costco savings update. Prepare for thrilling revelations about discounted mayonnaise and the eternal dilemma of whether or not you really need a 50-pound bag of frozen peas. Our financial forecasting is slightly less reliable than a weather report from Winston (DDTs dog) Speaking of finances, we dipped our toes into the exhilarating, often terrifying, world of stocks. Our investment advice should be taken with a grain of salt the size of a small car. Remember, buy low, sell high, and maybe consult an actual professional before betting your rent money on that artisanal pickle company...or anything on any market this week. For our local listeners, we lamented the ongoing saga of the NHL Ottawa Senators hockey team. Hope springs eternal, much like the weeds in your neglected garden. We offered some armchair coaching that is guaranteed to be ignored by everyone, especially the actual team. We also delved into the thrilling realm of the Ontario Gaming Corporation, pondering the existential questions raised by lottery tickets and the siren call of instant riches. Spoiler alert: the odds are probably not in your favour, but hey, someone's gotta fund those public services, right? Then there was the segment on garage cleanups. Prepare for tales of dusty relics, forgotten treasures, and the overwhelming urge to simply set the whole thing on fire and start over. Our organizational tips range from "buy more bins" to "just accept the chaos." Finally, we may or may not have discussed Hotel Jefe. Honestly, it was probably a fever dream at this point in the recording. If we did, we likely offered some highly subjective opinions on the thread count of the sheets and the quality of the complimentary breakfast. Which according to our call, leaves one thinking this is a must visit when in Vegas! So there you have it, a linguistic summary as longwinded and pointless as the Ninety minutes of your listening life, irretrievably gone. We hope you were at least mildly amused, slightly informed, or perhaps just successfully distracted from your responsibilities. Until next time, may your streaming queues be ever-expanding, your Costco samples plentiful, and your garage forever… well, a garage.

Welcome to your weekly injurious waste of time, the podcast that makes you wish you were not an Ottawa sports fan because you wouldn't have to listen to these segments.  Regardless we are here to guide you through the chaotic landscape of politics, curling, and all the ways to procrastinate while you're being productive. This week we dive into the world of politics, where every decision feels like a game of curling- lots of sweeping, some strategic sliding and everyone just trying to avoid the rocks.  Speaking of rocks, did you catch the Sens as of late...rock solid. Don't worry if sports isn't your thing, we got streaming recommendations with Duffs great pick and DDTs weird one, we have budget saving hacks, DDTs questionable decision making in home renos and so much more. Buckle up, strap yourself in, you really need to because the quality of the next 100minutes is not likely to keep you listening otherwise. That's Cop Car Coffee.    

As DDTs boyhood and adult hero Pierre Poilievre questioned the Liberal finance minister, we do the same thing with our new guest this week...Who are you? If you got nothing else going on, please feel free to digest your weekly injurious waste of time, this episode jam packed with even more nonsense with our special guest.  You got that right, live from Scotties, DDT was smitten to have his old buddy in the studio.  It was fun to be a Duff on the wall as DDT and the guest reminisced about their time many many moons ago in the studios of Algonquin College and beyond, and their contributions to the Tom Green Show.  Always unpredictable, often mediocre and always an injurious waste of time, this is Cop Car Coffee.

Welcome to 9th episode of the season for Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where bad decisions and questionable opinions are brewed fresh daily! This week, we’re diving into Sportsnets baffling choice to air NHL games in places that make zero sense, Donald’s utterly unique take on tariffs (spoiler: it’s not what you think), the hilariously bizarre origins of the Tom Green Show, and, of course, elections—because why bother voting if everything stays the same? Plus, DDT’s bowel movements, because... why not? If you’ve got time to waste and zero expectations, you’ve found your new favorite podcast! Grab a cup, settle in, and as DDT says... let’s get weird.

Is 2025 the year of the budget? We put our pesos where are spreadsheets are.  What does a budget mean to you?  How about those World Juniors and coach Cameron...O my, don't coaches coach, are 4 week tournaments really "such a short tournament"?  How about all those people who say Call Me!  Like...why?  Apologies for all the questions and for bringing you another year of this nonsense.  Exchange rates, ice skating, trips to the spa and so much more.  Yea, this show is trippin...

Good bye 2024! In a year of misery, at least we had DDT and his antics.  Sure you've got your problems, Letterkenny has its problems, the world has problems, but DDTs success rate of problem solving (28%) not only beats yours, the markets too.  Sports, politics, bad investing and recommendations come at you hard this week as we send 2024 packing.  Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Duff and DDT to all our guests of the show, and our listener.  

Welcome to your injurious waste of time, sorry.  This week if you have nothing else going on, listen in for some real gems from the world of Canada Post, Landman on Prime, JBs bizarre garbage clean up, the 69c dollar, and so much more.  Live from Scotties, its CCC. 

A Week of Chaos, Chaos, and More Chaos Hey Podbeanski's, if you're still awake in Lanark County, tune in for this week's episode. We've got a real doozy for you. First off, let's talk about the Canada Post strike. I know, I know, super exciting stuff. Not. But hey, it's been impacting our lives...not really...or has it, so we might as well talk about it. We'll probably complain about it, laugh about it, and then forget about it in five minutes. Next up, we've got a new show on Prime Video called "Nothing But a Good Time." It's about 80s Hair Bands or the modern DDT Dadbods, well, either way, we will have a good time with it. Shocker, I know. We'll discuss whether it's worth the watch or if it's just another mindless show to fill the void, like CCC. Then, we'll dive into the culinary world with Duff's best beef rib recipe. I mean, who doesn't love a good beef rib? We'll break down the recipe, critique it, and probably make fun of DDTs cooking skills or lack thereof while we are at it. Of course, no podcast is complete without a little sports chat. We'll talk about the latest games, the biggest upsets, and the dumbest injuries. And let's be honest, there's always some dumb injury to talk about at least from our Ottawa clubs... Finally, we'll just waste some time talking about random, useless stuff. You know, the kind of stuff that makes you wonder why you're even listening to this podcast. But hey, that's what we do best! An injurious waste of time. So, if you're looking for a podcast that's equal parts informative, entertaining, and not completely pointless, you've come to the wrong place. Tune in and let's waste some time together.

Podbeanski's, you ever open up your laptop and the random screensaver is amazing?  I did this morning and was welcomed by the beauty multi coloured fields of flowers and windmills of Holland.  This is the opposite of opening up a CCC Podcast, where you will be greeted with abrasive, monochromatic tones; an injurious waste of time. Waste away this week with our new local totally altruistic business shout out, a couple picks from Duff, yummy recipes, cost saving hacks, and most worthy of your time wasting...contributions from DDT in the area of HOT or NOT, and driving in Ottawa. If you've got nothing else to do, we are sorry.

It's a great day for hockey, or is it.  Why do we schedule NHL hockey in the afternoon in Ottawa in October? WHY? Also, in a limited market like Ottawa, why schedule both our professional sports teams in NHL and CFL at the same time?  This is ridiculous, what a loss, somebody should hire DDT for scheduling.   If you're not watching pro sports on a gorgeous Ottawa Valley weekend, sorry, you must be tuning in to us.  Listen in this week as the grim reaper makes a good story, another altruistic local business recommendation will hit you hard and sorry, we overindulge in you! That's right, it was time to catch up on the listener feedback. Some might say your stories are better than ours. Thanks for listening.  Sorry.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving Podbeanskis.  We have some picks for you, some apologies including the biggest one of DDT still not having our new intro completed, some hacks, and our brand new weekly segment; Totally altruistic local business shout outs.  You'll have to tune in to hear about them.  Some lame investing and not so lame Sens chatter.  DDT is celebrating in Sudbury, Duff is holding down the fort in the Ottawa Valley...let's fill the mailbag this week with where you're celebrating Thanksgiving. Sorry

Perhaps you've stumbled here by accident.  Maybe you googled podcasts, or perhaps you've lost a bet, and you are forced to listen? Regardless, we are back and we are sorry. It is Kanata South's longest running podcast, and the penultimate injurious waste of time...after of course anything on the National Canadian Political scene. It's been a while since recording and posting, so we don't remember much of what we talked about during this episode, and we'd bet dollars to doughnuts you won't either after one week of listening. Its season five...

It has been a nice slow summer sipping solo latte.  But it's also nice to have our DDT back, full to the brim with gusto and stories from the motherland.  Listen in this week as DDT takes us through Italy with his kids, kids boyfriends, his partner and her family.  Forget the athletics competition from France, DDT earns a gold medal in herding cats, argument mediation and in negotiation with the Calabrio Transit Authority...maybe a bronze for that one. When Euros don't matter, you can learn what a European vacation is all about! Andiamo in Italia!  

The listener has waited long enough.  Welcome to your summer podcast for lounging by the dock, hanging out in your Muskoka chairs, cruising the backroads of Lanark County, or simply sitting in your back yard complaining like DDT.  This summer special is loaded with all your favorites, Tony Gabriel's galore! Let's get to it! Forza Azzurri! 

Sorry, we're back but at least it's been a while.  You've had a chance to listen in to worthwhile content from our friends in the industry, but if you are serious about us, then we are serious about you and you are in for a show! Although we got sidetracked by Canadian Politics, DDT still managed to give us a comical update on the family trip to Italy this summer.  He still doesn't realize 5 people with luggage may not fit in a european car.  Online selling, food delivery, music festivals and the sports news of the day in Canada all get mulled over in this end of season wrap up.  Stay tuned for our upcoming summer special live from Orlando!  

The boys were back together this week for another injurious waste of time.  All your favorite topics were considered, but only some made the cut.  It was fun to have JB back sharing his insights, while DDT made apologies, and was his usual Jester self. Winston snored, or was it Duff when DDT Tony Gabrieled the heck out of moderately disinteresting topics.  Listen in to hear about why money doesn't matter, how DDT will fit 8 travellers and 16 pieces of luggage into an Italian VW, and so much more.

Sorry. Shoveling Wisdom, Eclipse Delights, Volkswagen Adventures and a few more items, especially some off topic politics make up the menu this week. Hold onto your coffee cups, folks! In this episode of Cop Car Coffee, we're diving headfirst into a whirlwind of injuriously wasteful topics that'll leave you puzzled, frustrated, informed and entertained. First up, we tackle the perennial question: when do you shovel? Whether you're a snow-clearing pro or a shovel-shy newbie, we've got tips and tricks to make your April winter woes a thing of the past. Then, we take a hilarious detour into the jester-like existence of DDT (Don't Do That), exploring his antics and misadventures that keep us laughing till our sides ache. Gardening enthusiasts, rejoice! We'll discuss the age-old dilemma: when is it too soon to start planting? From frosty mornings to eager green thumbs, we've got the scoop on getting your garden growing at just the right time. But wait, there's more! We'll be geeking out over the celestial spectacle of the eclipse, sharing our favorite cost-saving hacks (because who doesn't love saving a buck?), and swapping delicious soup recipes to warm your soul on chilly April Lanark nights. Ever heard of "CUNK on Earth"? Get ready for a laugh riot as we delve into this comedic gem that's sure to tickle your funny bone. Another Duffs Pick that you will love! And finally, we'll challenge the notion that money matters with a tale of DDT's ill-advised trip to Italy, where fitting eight people and all their luggage into a Volkswagen turns into a hilarious saga of cramped quarters and questionable decisions.  Are you as excited as Duff to see this adventure live and in person? So grab your favorite mug, settle in, and join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, learning, and caffeinated camaraderie on the Cop Car Coffee Podcast.  Still the most injurious waste of time you can find on the web originating from South Kanata South Ontario Canada. #injuriouswasteoftime 

Hot off the heels of our longest Podcast, and sorry for that, we present one of the shortest...you are welcome.  Listen in this week as Duff  reports in live from Vegas.  That's right, from poolside at Mandalay Bay, Duff recounts tales and strategies from his latest annual sojourn to Sin City.  While Duff has fun south of the border, DDT is once again dragged up north to the Big Nickel, where he is no doubt pampered, well fed and asked to chip in around the in-laws house.  It's an Easter Weekend Podcast you probably could miss, but if you don't, its only about a 40 minute injurious waste of time.  Happy Easter!

Sorry, but once again, here is your biweekly injurious waste of time.  Listen in this week to learn about the great Carson City to Canada Quest, Griselda, DDTs never ending bathroom hack job, March Madness, the weather, The Ottawa sports market its oversaturation of teams for a non sports city, and Robins!  Join us for Mediocrity Unleashed, where we explore the mundane and embrace the ordinary. From our lackluster lives to our unremarkable experiences, we'll dive into the depths of average with self-deprecating humor and a sprinkle of mediocrity. Tune in for a dose of relatable content that'll leave you feeling perfectly unexceptional, a complete mirror image of BJ and DDT!

All is good.  Back at Scotty's, eating a great breakfast, and Duff don't have to listen to JB or DDT, life is good.  JB is polishing a table for his wife's brother's cousin up in Shawinigan, while DDT will be serving his penalty for behaviour uncomplimentary of this podcast, and all podcasts in general. Lister, you are welcome. Up this week, the seniors breakfast, senior deals, horrible hockey, Women's hockey, AI, JBs hot tub and a tasty cost saving hack you do NOT want to miss.  Sorry for your weekly injurious waste of time.

We hope you're back, but if, after last week you are not, we understand.  Between the crickets and DDTs bad accents, the listener feedback was heard.  DDT has been sanctioned, and will receive a 2, 5 and a 10 for his behaviour.  Duff and JB will run the show for the first 17 minutes of a future episode, While DDT serves his sentence.   This week, we try to make it up.  I think you will enjoy our show.  Lots of injurious time wasting.  Money doesn't matter, cost saving hacks, streaming picks, sports, weather, traffic on the 7s, local grouching and worldly advice.  If you've got nothing better to do, we're here for you Podbeanski's.    

One week later, with still no emailed summary of the podcast, Duff could not wait any longer to post this cast.  Unavailable at the time of production, Duff can only suspect and surmise as to what topics were covered by DDT and BJ.  Did they have a cost saving hack?  Did they spend too much time bantering about how money doesn't matter?  Is DDT getting any money back from his Italian Entourage, and are there any updates on the 2024 trip to the motherland? Was hockey, outdoor exercise, the stock market, streaming picks, the super bowl, or anything else remotely interesting or entertaining covered in your weekly injurious waste of time? I guess you'll just have to listen in to find out!

The dog days of winter are here, at least in the Maritimes.  Very mild and above seasonal in Kanata South and the beautiful Ottawa valley...perfect conditions for fatbiking!  Listen in this week for even more useless tidbits like cost saving hacks, RV show happenings, sports banter and a shout out the lady Bobs who are off to the Nationals.  If you've been craving an injurious waste of time, we've got you.

Welcome to another injurious waste of time. We hope that your dog days of winter are going well.  Apologies from DDT if this Podcast makes it worse, which it is likely to especially if you're afraid to Loud Budget, like it when your municipal snow budgets are carelessly squandered or if your favorite teams suck.  These three main items and so much more. Have a blessed day, under his eye, and thanks for hosting JB! 

Live from the F-150 studio! Just like old times.  Listen in this week as Duff and DDT take the show on the road to the Adirondacks! It was a nice ride, other than the snowstorms and the price of everything.  It seems it only took one week to realize that Money DOES matter, EVs aren't perfect and NFL football isn't a winter sport. Apologies as DDT had to take the lead this week as Duff had to keep the studio between the ditches.  Shout out to the NYS Highway Plow Operators for their excellent work in the 2" per hour nonsense we all had to deal with.

Happy New Year! DDT starts off with an apology, and we both follow up with an Injurious Waste of Time.  Even though it's a new year, we still have many of your old favorites, but we are rather excited about your new favorite segment entitled Money Doesn't Matter.  In Fact it's more of an anti-pole to our famous cost saving hacks, but irrelevantly uninspiring nonetheless.  Loudermouth, Handmaids, flying out of Syracuse, Skate Sharpening and plans to rent DDT some longblades add up to an episode you could probably do without...

Welcome to the first Duffless episode of season 4 and the last one before the holiday season.  Your daughter hits a workbench in your garage with your car, whose fault is it and who should pay?  Boyfriend is travelling with the family, who should pay?  Is DDT a grinch?  Do a bunch of 16 year olds make more crumbs eating chips than DDT?  You need to listen in and find out in this fabulously injurious waste of time!  Wishing a very Happy New Year to all our listener ... yes that was intentionally singular!  Send us an email at [email protected]

Sorry, we have one more for you before 2024.  It's been a heck of a year. In this sad excuse of a year end review, we will cover Duffs trips, JBs trip to Vegas and DDTs trip to Saranac Lake.  We share a stunning review of Killer of the Flower Moon, talk about the greedy speed cameras in Ottawa, Baseball trades, Tims v McDs for the 9th time and so so much more.  It is sure to be, one more injurious waste of time for 2023.  Merry Christmas Podbeanskis.  

Live from New York and the Herb Brooks Arena.  CCC hits the road south for our first international broadcast.  Listen in this week as DDT and Duff share stories about US travel, the costs of living, international skating day, college hockey, hockey, hockey parents, an update on the last weeks cost saving hack, general road trip shenanigans and so so much more.  For sure this will be an international injurious waste of time! #gobobcats

Have you ever had a flat tire, and the folks you communicate with give you LOL as the response? Have you ever had any border crossing issues? Do you like Fat bikes? How's your Napoleon knowledge? Are you as pissed off at the markets and the Sens as we are? If these are the questions that keep you up at night, listen in to your bedtime podcast for all the answers.  We can't guarantee you a good night's sleep, but we do stand by the fact that we are an injurious waste of time!  That's Cop Car Coffee...

You are very welcome Beanski's.  Three weeks off from injurious time wasting is something you can never get back now if you are tuning in this week.  Back at Scotty's Diner in Bells Corners' Ontario, we bring you nothing but the most the most unintelligible, unimaginative and unworthy audio for your listening pleasure.  Fees, you want to talk about fees? We got you. Picks, apologies...maybe.  Surprise parties, DDT dying his hair (seriously), stolen vehicles and broken down Honda's.  We are not a car show, but we can drive you wild. 

From the cozy but cold confines of DDTs garage cave in South Kanata Ontario Canada we apologize for another injurious waste of your time.  Listen in this week if you want to hear more about Las Vegas than you need to.  Have you ever gotten a parking ticket?  DDT has, and he can Tony Gabriel a parking ticket story like nobodies' business.  Time is money, unless its a choice, would you choose a 23 hr trip to save a few bucks...and no its not to Australia, Antarctica or the Faroes...its a 5hr flight.  What's the over under on the Pinto suspension? Who says there is no such thing as a free lunch? Just ask DDT.  Don't think we ever had so many questions in a summary before...sorry...