Dad's Basement

we are back from our hiatus! we missed you. this episode we update y'all on our lives and explain the story of the groggy frog. rip to the fence liv broke that weekend, send your thoughts and prayers. rip to cat's whole birthday weekend, we are lucky to be alive. see you maybe next week or maybe not because cat and steph told liv they don't even listen to the podcast anymore...listen to the end to hear about it. CHEERS TO THE WEEK!!!!!

welcome to the train wreck that is this archived episode. the truth about Koozie comes out, we say eff cat callers, and find out cats aesthetic is amazing. shoutout to EMpowered for inspiring the aesthetic talk in this week's episode!!! cheers to the freakin weekend.

50 shades of gray, the local sex store, boxes in the closet, lines that have been crossed, etc. everything that we have been holding in has been let loose. we get crazy when we aren't actually in dad's basement. 

how did we become friends, you ask? well its kind of a funny story...or a bunch of funny stories. what do you get when you mix a spider in ugg boots, a stunning blue confirmation dress, and catholic school? you get...us

rip headphone users! this week we are reading you some quality bedtime stories by Bimisi Tayanita. it's definitely something else, a trip and a half, true comedy. we started off with a classic: "Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber" and then finished off the whole series. if you want to buy the books to read along with us you can find them on amazon (https://www.amazon.com/s?i=stripbooks&rh=p_27%3ABimisi+Tayanita&s=relevancerank&text=Bimisi+Tayanita&ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1) these books should be a national treasure, they are truly a work of art. come laugh with us this week.

liv has a bad case of stage fright this week. cat loves the naked brothers band. steph has apparently accidentally seen peepees? how? but this week the girls are talking about all the crazy stuff they have bought on the internet! a splooge game, mac-a-weenie and cheese pasta, a human balloon, penis pillows. we've done and seen it all. thanks for dealing with the schedule changing. see you all next monday.

cheers to the freakin' weekend, liv is extremely cranky this episode so buckle up. cat has poison ivy. steph is high on sugar. it's a mess. this episode we play "who is most likely to..." it starts off sweet and goes south really fast. listen to find out who has the biggest dick and who has the carrot stick. you know the drill by this point, we are a hot mess. welcome to the shitshow.

we are back this friday to talk about our favorite hobby- getting drunk. this episode we will share our experience with grimy dive bars, grimy guys that like to touch steph, and grimy vomiting. also- what do wine, twisted tea, and soju have in common? cat can't drink them and projectile vomits at the thought of them! liv shares her traumatic story of her near death experience. she also is the bitch cup queen. and steph...well she's the responsible one, duh.

three girls sitting in their dad's basement talk about things so you don't have to. today we delve deep into the discussion of big dick energy vs small dick energy. we talk about what they both mean to us & who we think exudes each. liv gets serious at the end and asks a question she has been holding in for 8 years. steph reveals something traumatic that changed her life check. cheers to the freakin weekend babyyyyyy.

Welcome to the shit show that we throw every Friday in our dad's basement. We hope you listen and enjoy and join the shit show. Here is Cat's comedy show to give you insight as to what our podcast will be about.