Dave & Juan: More Time

An office cleaning turns into a trip down memory lane, including EVERYTHING you ever wanted to know about Dave's high school tennis tournament but afraid to ask; To some of us, getting and/or doing nothing on Father's Day is the best gift we could wish for; World Cup international visitors seem to like the US more than half of the US residents; Of course they love our food - chemicals will do that to you; The power of FIFA; It's heavy and it's free - but you've got to move it; A fancy rubber mallet; Explaining typing back in the day; The business of war - it's a great gig if you know the right people; and more.

Celebrating the arrival of the final remaining notification of the Republican-led Emancipation Proclamation; If you're upset about the UFC fight on the lawn of the White House, you might have selective outrage; Forget the Knicks come back games, how 'bout that Skechers comeback!; We won, let's go burn a school bus??; A socialist's view of economics - I don't understand it, I just want free stuff; Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire; Dave plans a Carnival Cruise - stay tuned for the onboard fight videos; Nabisco Saltine Crackers - mm, mm good; The overly helpful airport shuttle driver; Burying the lead in bad attempt at bragging on Facebook; If you're going to bungee jump, we recommend making sure the bungee cord is attached; It's time for Juan's wife to get home - the laundry pile is high; and more.

A BUCKET of Fireballs…X2!; Old stories with old cousins - yep, they’re funny every time; Divide the total dinner bill by 4, carry the one and then subtract the…; We don’t know what the Tourism Destination Fee in New Orleans is spent on, but we know what it’s not spent on; You don’t want the broken cork from your expensive bottle of wine, do you?; Please let Mickey Loomis be fired - Lord, hear our prayer; So you bet on the college football game you quarterbacked - where’s the harm?; and more.

Dave calls on his MacGyver, problem solving skills to hang a bird feeder; It was like being on the surface of the sun; Coach O's already earning his paycheck; Juan enjoys a day of standing in the pool while the neighbor screams at her kids; Eating Cheetos with chopsticks; Dave casts a provisional ballot - or whatever you call it - to avoid voter suppression; Even D&J opt out of Freedom 250 Show - "we ain't appearing with half of Milli Vanilli; AI skeptic Dave to speak at conference along with the who's who among AI developers; You can tell the type of neighborhood you're in by what's locked up at Home Depot; When the employee appreciation cookout goes wrong; Strolling through places where you don't belong; and more.

Juan hangs out with Dave's family; Why didn't we act foolish at our high school graduations? Because we knew there would be consequences; Back when small scholarships were more than enough; Geaux Tigahs - Coach O is back; Dorm showers and RAs that meant business; Prof. Dave goes back to school; How much are you willing to share with AI?; The business of scamming; If only fast food burgers tasted as good as they do in our minds; and more.

Dave steps up to the plate to rescue a bat; Mickey Ds put the brakes on self-serve drinks; Juan's mild opioid withdrawals; How was your Mother's Day;?; Is everything in New Orleans sketch-adjacent?; When the conference presenter is really just a salesman; Dollar Tree line etiquette; Back in our day, we knew how to brag; and more.

Juan's dad brings home the gold by taking care of the competition; DC's nerd prom goes off the rails; Governor Landry puts his anger and his accent on full display; Matador takes one in the butt; and more.

250 episodes, D&J reach a milestone few podcasters achieve; In all honesty, how far does your knee need to bend, anyway?; Trump increases support for the Pope among people who oppose the Pope; Everybody has something on somebody else and you're paying the bill to keep it hushed; Could we really live off the grid?; Triathlon goes bad, really bad; The worst part of the year to be a sports fan; Remember Baby Jessica?; Drone security - they not playing; When you're walking around naked in the gym locker room, you're shoulders aren't the first thing you should cover up; Who knew WalMart won't fill Oxy:' and more.

On the brink of a semiquincentennial (am impressive word and milestone); Juan's fuzzy post-op memories; From Frank Sinatra to Ted Nugent to Ozzy to Country favorites - sometime local radio just feels like home; The story of the Thibodaux Massacre; and more.

The Easter recap; Jesus or candy - one per post, please; At your age, you must have lived through all the best new candy debuts; The Pitt - GREAT show, too much gore; How long are you awake before you get to work?; You know your shower takes too long when your bathroom begins to rust; I'm ready, let's go; If church practice lasts for hours, you'd think we'd practice the things that need practicing; Baptism sprinkling versus dunking; Your altitude sickness made just be a scam; Back when the teachers lounge was filled with more smoke than your local bar; How dangerous did something have to be to prevent it from being a kid's toy?; Happy Easter, you'll be living in hell; Hot takes on the latest news; and more,

A great Phil Collins concert with everything but Phil Collins; Don't want to toss a good piece of old wood? Just put it by the road for someone to grab; Another successful No Kings Day; LSU continues to add to its villain rep; Louisiana named Most Stressed State - we say no way; Time to add ABBA to the playlist; Throw-up bowls - yea or nay?; and more.

Once again, Louisiana is the best at being the worst; Is the Pickleball court population explosion beginning to burst?; Spring Break NOT spots; RIP Chuck Norris; If you're thinking it but scared to say it, no worries - Trump will; Do better Nicholls Book Store; March Madness bait and switch; Put your clothes on, dude; and more.

The TRUE story of the 3 Little Pigs as told by the Big Bad Wolf; ChatGPT's impact on the workforce; Lost weaves of Houston Spring Break; You're writing me up for what?; Did we even have Spring Break in college?; Vacation people watching from your beach front balcony; Basketball wasn't made to be played on a glass court; ROTC cadets render assailant unalive; Savannah Bananas - another cultural phenomenon we just don't get; This week's D&J Hot Takes; and more.

This ain't Houston's first rodeo, but it's Dave's; More food on a stick than you can shake a stick at; Old time or new time?; Flight boarding fiascos; I think he said amen; Memories of an altar boy at a funeral; If you're going to sell a burger, you should at like it; Louisiana's Foghorn Leghorn faces off with one of his own; The mayor did what?; and more.

Embarking on year number 6 with more back in the day stories; Top Gun - a second look; Darn right I know what I'm talking about; That ain't sand; When you accidentally bring your street bag to school; this week's hot takes; and more.

You may be tough; but you ain't Get You Teeth Knocked Out and Still Score the Winning Goal in the Olympics tough; We're not qualified to provide an overview of curling, but you know we'll do it anyway; The two-man luge could be the most awkward thing ever; Juan's wife meets Harry Connick, Jr. - at least she said she did; A sort of tribute to a Louisiana radio legend; Paranoid line dancing; It's fun to catch a big bag of beads except when you catch it with your face; Posting on Facebook even after your dead - it's coming; this week's political hot takes; The wrong song at the wrong time; and more.

Monday Night Live (well, pretty close to live); Olympic sports that aren't really sports - like luge; Our Super Bowl recap - the game, the commercials and, of course, the dueling halftime shows; How you look in AI ain't how you look; This Mardi Gras, don't be a chu, but if you are we hope you get what's coming to you; and more.

Shazam, it's Gomer Pyle, USMC; Overly complicated bingo; All's fair in love and cake competitions; When it's so cold you're fingers split; Sure, it's wire fraud but was the song good?; Don Lemon delivers the perfect closing argument for the prosecution; And the Jussie Smolett Award for staging your own attack goes to ....; RIP Catherine O'Hara (and Lamont Sanford); NFL HOF Snubs Bill; Bill Gates allegedly needed a favor - and a doctor; and more.

Ice, Ice, Baby; Bring on the videos of people falling down on ice; Do you hear something? I think I hear something; Old bodies need new parts; The Art of The Deal, Greenland; Fire or firetruck & which of us is more valuable upon death -- real discussions men have with their wives; and more.

D&J - He couldn't possibly play worse than he did against the Steelers.C.J. Stroud - Hold my beer!When you're name is Percy (Master P), of course you name your son Mercy; National Champion Fernando Mendoza is a theater kid put a football on a dime; Do today's kid even know who MLK was?; The arrogance and ignorance of political views that say "if it comes from the other party, it's bad even if it's good"; As long as your brother poses as your mom, you're covered; Shhhh, apparently Denmark hasn't always cared about the people of Greenland; If you think AI is bad, imagine riding a horse to work; and more.

You don't have to give us credit for inspiring Houma's Weenie Spaghetti Festival cause we're taking it anyway; Trump's power to change words and the world; Governor Landry's everywhere...except Louisiana; The King Cake flavor wars - enough already; Pro business tips - get paid in advance; Happy birthday - I didn't want to come; Some expirations don't matter; Gimme Three Steps, a great down da bayou dance tune AND sound dating advice; Lessons learned from 70s song lyrics; Minnesota daycare industry has a lock on the news - Minnesota ICE protestors say Hold My Beer; We're moving from FAFO to FO; RIP bruh, I got a bingo game to go to; and more.

Not a great week to be a narco terrorist or Minnesota daycare grifter; Did the president's speech last longer than the entire military operation?; Based on Jeff Landry's recent itinerary, all the problems in Louisiana must be solved; The Martin Tree of Life - from the bucket to the gutter and back; Bruh, that's a nice piece of marble, yeah; and more.

Is there anything Jeff Landry won't do for attention?; What to wear you you're admittedly trying to suck up; Could eating more chocolate be the key to longer youth?; We're equal opportunity criticizers; Apparently "too late to eat" differs by age; Themed Yule Log video - who knew?; Best Buy now taking customer service tips from WalMart; There are a lot of things that are bad to due while intoxicated - some worse than others; Kunta Kinte arrested in Baton Rouge; Workplace gossiping dos and don'ts; 60 Minutes accused of practicing good journalism; In New York, as long as your the first (fill in the blank), experience is not necessary; and more.

D & J are ready for Christmas - are you;?; Office birthday and Christmas gifts - what's the obligation here?; Mayor Cantrell lives up to low expectations even on the way out of office; Especially this time, saying nothing was the better option; and more holiday fun.

The new look Kennedy Center Awards; No offense but how did Gloria Gaynor make the list, and who's that other guy?; NCAA Bowl Games and Playoffs - who's in, who's out, who's bitter; Fernando Mendoza had to be a theater kid; Back when we were untrackable and unreachable, we told random people where we were heading just in case we didn't make it back; Hurt in a driverless ride share crash, who you gonna call?; Did we make your Spotify Annual Report? If the answer's anything buy yes, WTH not?; Couldn't they come up with a better name than Operation Catahoula Crunch? We did!; All the airline problems must be solved, and more.

The after-lunch nap just may be the best part of Thanksgiving; It's never a good time to get the "I got in a wreck" call from your teenager;  The Lane Train has finally reached BR; The tale of the frog and the scorpion; Popeye's and Waffle House - the service sucks but we don't care; A D&J first - complimenting the mayor of New Orleans; I'm quitting but, no worries, my brother looks just like me; How France flipped LA; Shouldn't your local paper at lease resemble your town?; and more.

Dave's son makes his Tiger Stadium debut; Brian Kelly's son was on the team - who knew?; DJing a tailgate party has got to be better than a corporate party; Heads-up ICE - if you come to NOLA, Juan's "friend" has her camera out and is ready to record!; So why is the Astrodome still standing?; The Outsiders - a better movie than a musical, especially a DEI-casted musical; Memories of The Dungeon; We'd work for less, too, if we could get some of that free stuff; and more.

MTG, how could you!; When the priest goes off script and keeps you wondering how's he gonna reel it back in;  I gave at the other church - for real; Are we seeing a political civil war?; Will there be mosquitos on Thanksgiving?; An over abundant inventory of Christmas decorations; Classic Christmas songs should only be sung by Dean Martin, et al; Econ 101 according to D&J; Brian Kelly not fired - hmmmm; What's the total payout on a 50 year mortgage?; and more.

When your team's amazing comeback gives your greater grief than a loss; Cold weather = rediscovering old clothes you can still wear; And just like that, the shutdown is apparently over; So why didn't the Affordable Care Act create affordable care?; The Saints finally win now that they should just lose; A Louisiana tailgate at a Texas swim meet;  If you're in the middle seat on a plane, both arm rests are yours; At what age does you're perspective on Epcot change?; 14% on any test is a definite failure, right?; That floor is slippery, slippery, bruh; Just mies away from the cartel; Another boy from the bayou now leading the Tigers; Could the chemtrail mystery be solved?; and more.

Ahh, it's that time of the year when the first chill is in the air and your heater smells like a trash fire; Yeah, a fireplace in the south isn't all it's cracked up to be; What do you do when a bird gets into your house?; Just when you thought the situation with LSU football couldn't get any worse, Governor Landry says hold my beer!; Who's screening this guy's media requests; Not just any monkeys on the loose, but aggressive, diseased monkeys; When did parents start dressing up with their kids for Halloween?; Favorite Halloween candy - what ya got?; The Disney mystic should definitely be over; The unwanted dinner invitation; and more.

Dave's latest conspiracy theory - crystal clear skies with no jet streams are related to the government shutdown; A friend from college that Juan hasn't seen in 40 years is offended by the things he finds funny - do you think he cares?; The job with the greatest income potential is obviously elected official; Shouldn't congressional districts just be square?; What happened to the Kyren Lacy story?; Let's face it, football season is over; Movie theater worker - a job that requires zero skills and even less concern for customers; When 2 for 1 at happy hour means  2 NOW; How much blood is too much for a nosebleed?; and more.

D & J share their thoughts on the Kyren Lacy tragedy; Dave gets up close and personal at Octoberfest; Bebe, pull up your pants - nobody wants to see that crack; Ice skating not popular in Shreveport - who knew!; Plumbing problem trouble shooting by a couple of non-plumbers; More theft prevention at WalMart; Juan goes to unconscious training, learns all his biases are 100% conscious; and more.

Wait, how much is that margarita?; Just cause we're friends doesn't mean we are supposed to hang out; It's been less than an exciting week of football for D&J; Lessons is Port-O-Let-iquette; Nice to meet you stranger in a bar - now that's enough talking; Can we just keep the line moving?; Galveston, but not the Glen Campbell song; When grandpa naps on the ferry; We (my family) do everything - we're Mexican; The highs of lows of the Kimmel comeback; and more.

💔 When your favorite grocery store CLOSES FOREVER and leaves a hole in your heart (and stomach)! 😭🛒 HOT TAKE ALERT: Rush hour traffic has NOTHING on Saturday morning Costco chaos!Picture this: Karen with her industrial-sized cart blocking the entire aisle while she debates which 48-pack of toilet paper to buy... Yeah, we'd rather sit in traffic! 🚗💨💊 TIME TO DUMP YOUR TYLENOL STOCK! Dave & Juan are calling it - this investment is DONE! 📉⚜️🤠 Saints AND Texans fans... it's time to just give up! The boys are officially throwing in the towel on both teams! 😭⛪ "Bruh, that's a CATHOLIC wedding!" - when you realize you're in for the LONG haul! The story behind this reaction is EVERYTHING! 💒📺 "Welcome back Kimmel... well, maybe not quite." The lukewarm return that has everyone talking! 👀

Dave and Juan take a different tone in this week's episode.

🎧 Dave and Juan are back with more stories, more laughs, and (of course) more time than you bargained for.⚡ Punchlines fly, Cajun wisdom drops, and these two amigos somehow make everyday life sound like a comedy show.👉 Catch the full episode on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. #DaveAndJuanMoreTime #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast

🎉 HISTORIC MOMENT: After 220 episodes and 4+ YEARS, Dave & Juan are FINALLY in the same room! 🤯👀 Juan's wife meets Dave: "I thought he'd be bigger..." (Sorry Dave, you're no Patrick Swayze!) 😂🏠 Friend Rick opens his home to Dave's son as an intern - what could go wrong?!🧺 Deep philosophical question: Is a Houstonian's upstairs laundry room the Cajun equivalent of a garage freezer? (We're going DEEP on this one!)⚡ Electrical class is in session... or IS IT?! Plot twist incoming!🛒 Juan tries bagging groceries in Houma and the results are... let's just say TRAGIC 🤦‍♂️👑 You're in the front of the line now, Princess 🍺 Cracker Barrel to Bud Light: "Hold my beer!" The corporate clap-back everyone saw coming!🦐 Glow in the dark shrimp?! That's a HARD PASS from us, thanks!🗣️ Freedom of speech hot takes that'll get you thinking🐍 How far would YOU go to save a venomous snake? The moral dilemma is REAL!#Podcast #220Episodes #Finally #SameRoom #PatrickSwayze #Houston #Cajun #Houma #Groceries #CrackerBarrel #BudLight #GlowInTheDarkShrimp #VenomousSnake #FreedomOfSpeech #DaveAndJuan #MoreTime

🚔 PLOT TWIST: Former Golden Meadow Police Chief loses WAY more than just an election! The tea is SCALDING! ☕🐝 Forget murder hornets - we're going FULL bee mode and it's buzzing with drama!🩲 BREAKING: Dave & Juan cracked the code on which boxers shoplifters prefer (this is weirdly specific and hilarious) 😂💰 Back when your wealth was measured by how DEEP your aluminum pool was... the good ol' days! 🏊‍♂️👑 "Hey, what's ELVIS doing in my backyard?!" - a story that'll leave you shook🛣️ "Bruh, that road is some SMOOTH" - when infrastructure gets personal📱 WhatsApp takes down NOLA's Mayor Teedy! The digital drama is REAL!💸 How does a $200 bill become $600+?! We're following the money trail✈️ "Now THAT'S a bomber - Welcome to the USA" - the optics of a political showdown 🌳 Tree law drama: Your branch, their yard - who's paying?! (Spoiler: it's complicated)🌪️ Weather people hyping hurricanes they KNOW aren't coming... we see you! 👀🏨 When your hotel reservation person actually WORKS at the hotel (revolutionary concept!)Drop a 🐝 if bees terrify you!Drop a 🌊 if you remember aluminum pool flexing!#Podcast #GoldenMeadow #Bees #NewOrleans #MayorTeedy #WhatsApp #Elvis #TreeLaw #Hurricane #Hotel #Louisiana #DaveAndJuan #MoreTime #Drama

🎉 DAVE HITS THE BIG 6-0! Welcome to Club 60, old man! 🎂But seriously... what was ACTUALLY cool the year Dave was born? The nostalgia is REAL and we're going deep! 🕰️🗳️ Political gerrymandering hot take: Funny how everyone's only mad when the OTHER team does it... 👀🎸 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame review: Is it worth your money? (Spoiler: YES!)🏈 Saints fans, brace yourselves - Dave & Juan are predicting PAIN this season 😬📚 First day of school = first day in PRISON? Juan's got thoughts...⛪ PSA: If you're gonna lotion your feet in church... PLEASE DON'T 🦶🏆 Louisiana is #1 in something... and it's NOT what you think (hint: it's chlamydia 😳)✈️ Another Cleveland travel nightmare story that'll make you grateful for your hometown airport!⏰ Catholic confusion: When does that pre-Communion fast ACTUALLY start?!PLUS: Why today's Nicholls graduates are crushing it compared to Juan's class!Drop a 🎂 if you remember what was cool in 1964!Drop a ⚜️ if you're a Saints fan in denial!#Podcast #Birthday #Club60 #Saints #Football #Louisiana #Cleveland #Catholic #ChurchEtiquette #Politics #RockAndRoll #Nostalgia #DaveAndJuan #MoreTime

🎬 "IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!" but this episode DEFINITELY does! 🔥🐝 KILLER home owner nightmare: What happens when bees decide YOUR house is their new headquarters? (Spoiler: chaos)🎵 Concert etiquette wars + office "concerts" that get MESSY📺 We're throwing it back to MTV's first 50 videos (yes, when they actually played music!)⚖️ Coldplay Kiss Cam lawsuit update - the drama is UNREAL✈️ Cleveland airport roast session (sorry Cleveland, but...)👕 Fashion police alert: Just because you LOOK like a celebrity doesn't mean you should DRESS like himPLUS: Why Weird Al is criminally underrated, public broadcasting hot takes that'll make you think, and SO much more !Drop a 🤡 if you've ever had a bee invasion story!Drop a 🎸 if you think concert etiquette is dead!#Podcast #Comedy #PopCulture #MTV #WeirdAl #BeeProblems #ConcertEtiquette #Cleveland #Lawsuit #DaveAndJuan #MoreTime #YouTubePodcast

This week we're talking EVERYTHING: celebrity death spirals, Ozzy's immortal chaos across generations, and how wrestling legends go from Thunder Lips to toy aisles to... political hot takes?!Remember when wrestling was just three channels and a prayer? We do. Plus: getting weirdly emotional about your old neighborhood (it's fine, we're all doing it), I'm not paying that much for a concert tee;  the joy of beating the line;  and a disappointing pilgrimage to the grassy knoll (spoiler: it's tiny).ALSO: Heroes without capes saving wandering toddlers, once the emcee, always the emcee; and the hotel bathroom incident that haunts us all.

🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot); 🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering); 🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included); ⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes); 🏀 WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less money = more problems?); 🗳️ Dave's political aspirations revealed (is the world ready?);💡 Light bulb conspiracy theories (the chu chuts are NOT aligned with the shaws!); 🤠 Bayou hospitality ; 🥩 Texas Roadhouse unannounced specials; 📺 Magnum PI's resurrection (because apparently we've run out of ideas); 🦅 Bird nerds unite! (D&J drop some feathered knowledge);Plus more random tangents, questionable life choices, and whatever else fell out of our brains this week!

40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? • One broken traffic light = societal collapse • The DMV eye exam that determines your fate • Plus more random thoughts that keep us up at night.

Wedding shirt protocol: When Coach O needs an intervention 🤵‍♂️; Marriage reality check: What you want vs. what you're actually willing to sacrifice (spoiler: it's complicated); Carnival Cruise drama: Are the new rules "harsh and targeted" or just "please don't be terrible humans"? 🚢; Ozzy's farewell tour: Nothing says "rock and roll" like being surrounded by people who remember when electricity was invented; Rick Springfield as a DJ = pure cringe content (someone please make it stop); Pro tip: At 90, you've earned the right to hide your favorite bingo cards and we'll pretend we didn't see it 🎱; and more.

So I paid for this trip and now you want me to paddle 5 miles!;  Doug's tip to remove crawfish stink from your hands; Remember when you thought Red Lobster was too fancy?; An Alaskan Cruise - the best and worst vacation; Just because the food is unlimited doesn't mean my appetite is; I wouldn't want to hangout with me either; While we were gone - The No Kings rallies...congrats, mission accomplished - we still don't have a king; Drunk, old white people will dance to anything, especially ABBA; The history of prostitution - maybe not the best topic for the family vaca; Congrats LSU Baseball; Haha, I graduated thanks to Chat GPT; and more.

Pedreaux the dog is destined to live forever; Wedding bar etiquette: if you can't carry it in one trip, don't order it, and, other than liquor, no more than 2 ingredients allowed - this ain't Starbucks; I don 't care if you don't speak English, don't roll your eyes at me Ms restaurant hostess; It's one thing to keep crap you don't need. It's another thing to keep it in a South Louisiana attic; SMU - the OG NIL school; Why Juan didn't pop in on Dave while they were both in Thibodaux at the same time; Bruh it's hot!; Can we just get rid of toll roads?; When you're job is to teach about dishonesty, does being dishonest count as just another part of the job?; and more.

 may be the only guy to ever follow up on a "we really should get together sometime" comment; Juan's exhausted from his daughter's extensive graduation festivities but rockin' his new undershirts at work; Wha't's Angel Reese worse at: sportsmanship or basketball?"; Trump breaks out the TV in the oval office; Escaping from jail in NOLA is "To Easy", recapturing all the escapees, too hard; Heck yeah I'll take the mini van; and more.

What do you do when there's a Peloton Bike in your hotel room?; Dave takes a great fall; If you're not sure where you are, where do you go to outrun the coming tornado?; Hey, that gift was Juan's idea; The pressure of co-worker excitement at a new job; Air Force One....from Qatar; More moon talk; D & J offer names cooler than Leo for the new Pope; Coach O goes to the Supreme Court; Neighborhood traffic accidents; Old guy fashion tips; At this age, the level of pain is all relative; and more.

The indestructible, blow-up  bop clown punching bag - how boys learned to fight back in our day;  Thought-provoking approach to crime prevention; D&J have no idea why we celebrate Cinco De Mayo; A streak of being stranded in the airport; When early morning cocktails confuse the server; Shushing a guy in church; Do "regular" people care about the Kentucky Derby?; Chugging a bad tasting cocktail may not be the wisest choice; Is it wrong to ask another guy how long it took to grow his mane of hair?; There was a time when everybody had jumper cables; The test drive - personal errand combo; Juan mixes up the Ford Pinto and Maverick; Spinning the ugly response at work; and more.

In sporting news, Juan's dad takes home the gold while Shedeur takes a legendary draft dive; Leftover Easter candy - saving the worst for last; How to justify eating more; Pigs in a blanket - always a crowd pleaser; It's okay to be a no-show at the pot luck dinner as long as your dish shows up; How quickly does the "miss you" feeling past?; If the room is too cluttered for your company, it's too cluttered; Post-prom dumb decisions; Your too drunk to drive home and to come in my house; Ridin' (driving) the storm out; and more.