Definitely, I'm not gay

...and it’s been a while..Send us Fan Mail

am i right, folks?Send us Fan Mail

69. get it??Send us Fan Mail

Not me. The other person on the pod. not naming any names. Send us Fan Mail

out with the new, in with the old. Gary agrees with me. Send us Fan Mail

First remote episode. Probably. Hope the buzzing isn’t terribly distracting. Send us Fan Mail

a moratorium. RIP. Send us Fan Mail

Is it slut shaming if the one doing the shaming is a slut? asking for a friend. Send us Fan Mail

With your support, we can do it. Send us Fan Mail

Finally evicted Gary. it’s been real. bye. Send us Fan Mail

Shiiiit, namsayin??Send us Fan Mail

Someone threw a drink on me. Probably I deserved it. Send us Fan Mail

Eww. Send us Fan Mail

Dead dogs, aggressive dogs, downward dog, and hot dogs. This one’s plump and juicy. Send us Fan Mail

Stapled vaginas, crying strippers, Dostoevsky, and of course, Santa! Send us Fan Mail

Happy birthday y'allSend us Fan Mail

Happy birthday, Jesus Herbert Walker Bush ChristSend us Fan Mail

Seriously, please don’t. Send us Fan Mail

happy birthday mike. Send us Fan Mail

This one’s about John McCainSend us Fan Mail

I hate dry weather. I can’t stop picking my nose. Send us Fan Mail

If you’ve got a time machine, make sure to check out one of their two gigs. Send us Fan Mail

Her name is pun. lolSend us Fan Mail

Another year, another reminder. #defimnotSend us Fan Mail

In this one, Scott wins. bye. Send us Fan Mail

"Who is she is...?" - Ollies Girlfriend, probably Send us Fan Mail

"You can't smoke your way out of this one" - Ollies girlfriend, probably.Send us Fan Mail

Relate, or hate. Whatever’s clever. Send us Fan Mail

We really shit the bed on this one. Send us Fan Mail

It’s true. Tony shit himself. Send us Fan Mail

It’s his penis. Send us Fan Mail

Aww Hell Yeah, duuuuuuDE! - J-BIRDThis episode we talk about stuff you wish you can talk about, Death! DMT trips are always in the mind and other stuff, who cares.Send us Fan Mail

For realsiesSend us Fan Mail

Echo Park. Never again. Send us Fan Mail

Brine is strong. lol.Send us Fan Mail

I took a 14 hour flight once. 7 hours in, I hated myself. 9 hours in, I despised the people around me.12 hours in I thought, “9/11. I get it."Send us Fan Mail

This one starts out slooooow, gets sweet, and ultimately turns sour. I’m gonna strangle Scott one day.Send us Fan Mail

Yes we can, cut this episode abruptly short. It was my elbow's fault, but I blame Scott’s face. #saarinotsorrySend us Fan Mail

Sex addiction and Bullying. This one’s got it all. and then none. Enjoy or whatevers.Send us Fan Mail

We’re clapping back at Trump, blowing up elephants, and soliciting lady-boys in Thailand. The results are shocking, too good to be true, and you won’t believe what happens next. Seriously, we have footage. link on our Info Section.Send us Fan Mail

#DeleteSend us Fan Mail

As promised, audio is as pristine and clear as Crystal Lake. But expect muddy waters. I do believe Robert Johnson would think this pod is red hot. And it’s on sale. So there’s that.Send us Fan Mail

Why is this episode just the worst? You’ll hear. Just know that I blame Scott. I do solemly swear that this is the last episode with shitty audio though. Swearsies.Send us Fan Mail

My mom always encouraged me to try new things, so for this episode I tried something different. It’s a handful of stories collected around a backyard campfire. I’m sure that mother would be proud, if she weren’t so ashamed.Send us Fan Mail

Just a couple of gabbin' gaby’s gabbing away. The photo is from the night I ruined my guest’s love life. So there you go.Send us Fan Mail

I was sick this week, in a manner of speaking. Anyway, it’s late. Forgive me, as the lord forgives you for that thing you do.Send us Fan Mail

Scott just got back from Japan. The same day a friend of ours died. Coincidence?? Yes. RIP, Georgie.Send us Fan Mail

This week’s episode is with local stand up and friend, Hugo Ramos. We talk Infinite Jest, sexual proclivities, and our mutual love of hating people. The photo has no relation to this episode. Just thought it was cool. Happy listening, hail Satan.Send us Fan Mail

Video game dissociation, barking dogs, Asian massage parlors, and a very special letter from a fan to her daughter. This one has it ALL. Or rather, this one ALSO has it all. My guest this week is my good friend Chris Kilkenny, you bastards. Had a lot of fun on this one. Enjoy!Send us Fan Mail

Pedos in skateboarding, playing punk shows in hospital gowns, and the shame of working at Zumiez. Dirty’s seen it all and then some. This week I chat with one of the coolest guys on the planet. My good friend Dirty D. Enjoy all.Send us Fan Mail