Desperately Rewatching

Taking a quick break! Coming back next week. Talk soon! 

Organized but boring.

Lynette quits over a T-shirt. Gabby resorts to stealing. Susan sets her future MIL on fire. Edie gets vulnerable. 

Honestly, this one was pretty alright! 

Sorry for the audio issues this episode! Tom guilts Lynette into celebrating their anniversary. Carlos takes on Edie's son. Victor Lang goes after Gabby. Ian and Mike bet Susan over a poker game. Orson steps up as a step dad.

Literally the worst episode yet. 

Gabby breaks up with Zach. Bree is almost murdered. Lynette steals neighborhood chairs. Susan is over Mike. 

Guest star Doug Savant tries to talk about his time on Desperate Housewives.

Ian proposes to Susan in front of dead people. Lynette and Tom battle it out for top dog spot in the pizzeria. Bree takes a tumble. Gabby and Zach spend the night together. 

This one was kinda rough to get through.

Lynette gets caught lying. Gabby and Zach K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Susan frees Mike. Bree finds Orson in a terrible situation.

Episode 2 gets a little better but still kind of meh. 

Bree finds a bag of teeth. Gabby has a minor encounter (tee hee). Susan finds Julie's birth control. Lynette fixes Tom's problems. 

Reviewing the first episode of the new Desperate Housewives podcast, Desperately Devoted! It's okay so far. 

Susan is a snitch. Bree has a breakup. Gabby hates dating. Lynette and Kayla have beef. 

Lynette frees a pedophile. Susan and Bree fight over who is innocent for Monique's murder. Gabby destroys a friendship. 

Lynette accuses art of kidnapping. Gabby teaches children about Gomorrah parties. Bree finds out Orson is a cheater. Susan is pouty over a drawer. 

Lynette discovers a terrible secret. Susan hates Julie's boyfriend. Bree spends quality time with her Mother in Law. Gabby goes back to modeling. 

Bree shares deadly gossip. Lynette gets shot. Susan never goes to Paris. Gabby destroys her house. 

Tom kisses Nora. Edie and Mike get it on. Gabby gets back in bed with Carlos. Bree is the only one missing out on action. 

Lynette battles Tom's dream. Gabby hurts Carlos. Bree threatens a school teacher. Susan desperately tries to cling to Mike.

Susan blames Ian for Mike. Lynette bribes a child. Carlos moves back in. Bree finds out Danielle is sleeping with her teacher. 

Susan sleeps with Ian. Lynette tells Nora to kill herself. Gabby sleeps with John. Bree finds out about homeless Andrew. Edie wakes Mike up! 

Bree finds out about Orson's wife, Susan carries on with Ian while Mike is in a coma, Gabby and Carlos don't have a baby, Lynette has to convince Tom to stand up to Nora. 

We are back with season 3! It has only been 6 months but Mike is in a coma and Susan has decided to move on, Bree is engaged to a possible killer, Lynette has to worry about another woman, Gabby and Carlos are getting divorced but having a baby! 

Season 2 finale! The Applewhite story line is wrapped up! 

Betty discovers Matthew killed a girl. Tom has a baby momma. Paul is framed for murder. Gabby is suspicious of Carlos and the pregnant maid. Karl buys Susan a house. Bree tries to escape. 

Bree has a menty B. Susan gets Edie to confess. Lynette leaves Tom. Gabby is banned from her products. 

Gabby convinces a virgin to have her baby. Bree abandons Andrew on the side of the road. Susan confesses her affair to Edie. Lynette finds out something about Tom. 

Bree goes to an orgy. Susan is the slutty slutty whore. Betty plans a murder. Gabby threatens a high schooler. Lynette sexy IM's a lady. 

Are we even surprised that Susan slept with Karl again? Lynette gets a dog instead of talking about sex. Bree outs Andrew to his grandparents. Gabby embraces motherhood. 

Lynette doesn't believe Bree. Felicia stays on Paul's neck. Susan and Karl get caught. Bree replaces wine with Peter (gross). Gabby steals her baby. 

Lynette peer pressures a kid. Gabby negotiates diamonds for a behbeh. Karl is a messy bitch. Bree is a dressing room drunk. 

Bree goes to AA. Gabby gets a baby the illegal way. Susan loves the wrong man. Lynette has to put up with Tom. 

Bree is a drunken mess. Lynette hates old people. Susan marries Karl. Gabby kicks her mom out. 

Bree investigates Betty. Susan tries to marry a gay man. Lynette gets hazed. Gabby doesn't do much this episode. 

Gabby beats up a nun. Lynette sabotages Tom, again. Susan's BF wants to cut her up. Betty blackmails Bree. 

Gabby has another sex scandal. Tom wants a second family. Bree is arrested. Susan scams a Dr. 

Gabby makes out with Tom. Lynette makes out with Carlos. Betty dumps a body. Susan sets up a blind date. Bree is blackmailed by her son. 

Bree has a sex doll. Susan's father sucks. Lynette steals a stolen baby. Gabby almost kills Carlos. 

Gabby threatens a nun. Susan obsesses over another man. Lynette gets a ton of people fired. Bree lets a man die. 

Lynette's kids get kidnapped. An ex con surprises Gabby. Susan ruins her mom's wedding. Bree ends things with George. 

Betty searches for Caleb. Bree gets her therapist killed. Susan gets over Mike by getting under Karl. Lynette and Tom watch a porno. Gabby is attacked. 

Ugh Susan. Bree gets boner hives. Lynette neglects her children for clothes. Gabby spoon feeds her lawyer. 

Lynette is clubbing 5 days a week. Susan collects another felon. Gabby's new lawyer gets aggressive. Bree buries Rex in no man's land. Betty's prisoner gets a name. 

Gabby demands sex with a prisoner. Susan lies about finding Zach. Bree chooses a psychopath over her son. Lynette kills Mrs. Mulberry. 

Bree lies about being in love with George. Susan gets jealous of Edie. Lynette burns a woman. Gabby fantasizes about a guy that wears cargo shorts. 

Susan runs Edie over. Bree backhands her MIL. Gabby needs money for a boob job. Lynette has a 5th child. Betty drugs her prisoner in the basement. 

Susan attacks herself. Gabby gets the ick from John. Bree has a shitty mother in law. Lynette leaves her baby with a stranger. 

Season finale! Mary Alice's story is finally revealed!