PODCAST · science
Every Animal Ever
by Dr Cesar Puechmarin, Zach Mander
Every Animal Ever is a Nature/Comedy podcast where Dr Cesar Puechmarin (wildlife veterinarian) surprises Zach Mander (funny man) with a new animal species each week. Discussing the weirdest, funniest and mostly true animal facts, until they've done them all.
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61 - Caecilian
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we ask why no-one is making Caecilian cheese, explore the underground world of the Caecilian mafia and learn what a verb is. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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60 - Asian Palm Civet
In today's episode we explore the aromatic world of Asian Palm Civets. We discuss the newest way of sharing your details with friends, why drinking poo coffee is a bad idea and why Zach isn't allowed at sleepovers anymore. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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59 - Well Actually - Corrections and Correspondence part 4
On this very special episode of Every Animal Ever, we read out your corrections to all the facts that we got wrong or missed! Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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58 - Siphonophore
On this episode, we explore the weird world of an animal you've maybe never heard of. It takes a village to make a Siphonophore. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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57 - Boomslang
On this episode, we discuss why you should go to the doctor if your gums start bleeding, how not to get bitten by a snake and the best way to clean a grazed knee. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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56 - Tardigrade
On this episode, we explore the weird microscopic world of the planet's strongest animals. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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55 - Edible-nest Swiftlet
On today's episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why it's gross to drink spit soup, how to lay an egg in mid-air and why Cesar hate's plants.Also, we unwrap our first Animailbag correspondence! Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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54 - Veiled Chameleon
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we deconstruct the art of improv, find out why we no longer like Bear Grylls and squeeze in some Chameleon facts in the end. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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53 - Nine-Banded Armadillo
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discover why you should never shoot an armadillo, why being able to jump really high isn't always good and the best way to cross a river.Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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52 - Great Auk
In this episode of Every Animal Ever, we dive into the tragic history of the Great Auk*. Not the great Orc, Gothmog - Lieutenant of Morgul.Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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51 - Well Actually - Corrections and Correspondence part 3
On this very special episode of Every Animal Ever, we read out your corrections to all the facts that we got wrong or missed! Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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50 - Leopard Seal
In this episode of Every Animal Ever, we wonder whether seals have accents, why mushrooms aren't plant-based and whether snorkelling is too casual for the southern ocean. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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49 - Giant Panda
In this episode of Every Animal Ever, we question why Pandas are black and white, whether they perform Kung-Fu and what would happen if they ate two cheeseburgers. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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48 - Lamington Spiny Crayfish
In this episode of Every Animal Ever, we talk about the TV show alone, Lord Lamington and how to smuggle things through airports. Come to think of it, I'm not sure we spoke about this Crayfish very much at all. ENJOY!Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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47 - Hooded Jewel-babbler
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we explore yet another bird species. However this time, we are focussing in on the newest bird there is! Welcome back to another year of Every Animal Ever! Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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46 - Powerful Owl
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we explore the semantics of bird-watching, how to eat a Koala and why Australians shouldn't be allowed to design statues.See you in February 2026!Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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45 - Hairy Frog
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we learn why Hugh Jackman should play the Hairy Frog, whether frogs drink through their feet and who on Earth is Annette Gunn?Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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44 - Marsupial Mole
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we learn about yet another Marsupial. We learn why covering a Marsupial Mole in kerosene is a bad idea, how to measure animals in terms of chocolate and we discuss the world's first ever Pod-cast for whales. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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43 - European Rabbit
On this very special "REVERSE" episode of Every Animal Ever Zach assumes the mantle of Nature Boy and presents some (mostly true) facts about the European Rabbit. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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42 - Numbat
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we explore Zach's amazing animal calls, what a DingSkull is and why all animals will eventually be Ant-Eaters. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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41 - Giraffe
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss the mysterious origins of the giraffe's neck, why they're more dangerous than they seem and why they aren't fighter pilots.Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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40 - Human Louse
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss why soldiers in WW2 had cooties, whether monkeys have 'male-pattern-baldness' and why being a "nit-picker" is actually a good thing. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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39 - Albatross
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss how Albatross' keep their marriages together, who Timmy Trumpet is and why you should never buy matches in Australia Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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38 - Vampire Squid
On this Halloweeeeen episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss whether squid are basically magicians, why vampires never visit the beach and why using glowing ink makes you a bad spy.Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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37 - Australian Magpie LIVE with Bec Charlwood and Aaron Gocs
On this very special live episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the why Australian Magpies aren't Magpies, how to make them your friends and why lonely bald men are at most risk of swooping.This week with very special guests Bec Charlwood and Aaron Gocs as Mr Magpie.Recorded live at the Good Chat Comedy Club - Caxton Street Comedy Festival Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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36 - Glowworm
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss why glowworms are to blame for daylight savings, why looking for bioluminescence during the day isn't a great idea and why you should be calling Glowworms "Glow-Maggots".(Also, every time Cesar says "George Vernon", what he means is "George Vernon Hudson".)Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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35 - Chimpanzee
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss why keeping chimps as pets is a bad idea, why "research" isn't a good excuse for having excrement around your house and whether Zach can beat a chimp in a fight. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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34 - Well Actually - Corrections and Correspondence part 2
On this very special episode of Every Animal Ever, we read out your corrections to all the facts that we got wrong or missed!Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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33 - Tapir
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss whether Native Americans were riding Tapirs, why Tapirs love nightmares and George of the Jungle for some reason.Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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32 - Brontosaurus - The Bone Wars part 2
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we explore part 2 of the cut-throat period of natural history known as the Bone Wars. Dynamite, dinosaurs and the old west. This episode has it all! Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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31 - Elasmosaurus - The Bone Wars part 1
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we delve into the cut-throat period of natural history known as the Bone Wars. Dynamite, dinosaurs and the old west. This episode has it all!Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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30 - Red Junglefowl
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss whether chicken brains make you live longer, why there were no chickens in Jurassic Park and why Cesar isn't allowed to do accents anymore. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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29 - Gila Monster
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss Zach's weird earrings, why Gila monsters make us lose weight and a bunch of other pretty silly things. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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28 - Axolotl
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss Aztec mythology, Axolotl's emo phase and Zach and Cesar have a fight about why Zach knows too much (and not enough).Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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27 - Mantis Shrimp
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss terrible tattoo ideas, how Mantis Shrimp are curing cancer and why getting punched in the head by a Mantis Shrimp is a terrible idea. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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26 - Common Starling
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Zach's internet is so slow, why Shakespeare ruined America and why you'll never hear us do a Batman impersonation again.Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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25 - Lyrebird - with guest Jeremyfilmsthings
On this very special Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the song and dance of the Lyrebirds and why you should never fart in front of one. This week with very special guest, @Jeremyfilmsthingshttps://www.instagram.com/jeremyfilmsthings/https://linktr.ee/jeremyfilmsthingsEvery Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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24 - Narwhal
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why narwhals were hunted in the Middle Ages, why having one tooth is ok and why they're big podcast fans. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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23 - Cheetah
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we explore the planets fastest land animal, why it sucks at climbing trees and why Cesar should close the tabs on his computer. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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22 - Aye-aye
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we talk way too much about nose picking, the superstitions of Madagascar and why zoos can be very important. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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21 - Diprotodon
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we add the "ever" to every animal ever with our first extinct species. We discuss ancient Australia, why extinct animals are so big and Zach's dream of taking a group of ancient Aztecs on contiki tour. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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20 - Cochineal Insect
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss The Aztecs, how many insects we eat and why introducing Komodo Dragons to Australia is a terrible idea.Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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19 - Groundhog
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss Zach's new style, why Bill Murray is missing part of his finger and Zach's new style. If you think this ep is short, the good news is you can listen to it over and over again. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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18 - Well Actually - Corrections and Correspondence part 1
On this very special episode of Every Animal Ever, we read out your corrections to all the facts that we got wrong or missed!Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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17 - Puffin
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss what circus trick a Puffin would perform, how to ethically sky fish and why the Mandalorian hates wildlife. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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16 - Galapagos Tortoise
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Galapagos Tortoises, how the can live so long and how many Charles Darwin ate. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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15 - Kiwi LIVE - with Ray O'Leary
On this very special live episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the true origins of the Kiwi, why Cesar's dad is like Kiwi and why bats are better than birds. This week with very special guest, Ray Oleary! Recorded live at the Good Chat Comedy Club Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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14 - Electric Eel
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss how Electric Eels produce electricity, what the worst super hero would be and why Zach isn't allowed back to the aquarium. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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13 - Slow Loris
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Slow Lorises lick their armpits and how it might help you when being mugged. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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12 - Cicada
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why cicadas love maths and why Zach doesn't. Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound StudiosArtwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.comInstagram [email protected]@cesar_on_safari@zachmanderEmail [email protected]
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Every Animal Ever is a Nature/Comedy podcast where Dr Cesar Puechmarin (wildlife veterinarian) surprises Zach Mander (funny man) with a new animal species each week. Discussing the weirdest, funniest and mostly true animal facts, until they've done them all.
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Dr Cesar Puechmarin, Zach Mander
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