Falcast

We discuss living, laughter, loving, and friendship. Plenty of chat about real soulful, emotional connection. Also we discuss how Mr Trump in our opinion wants to finger a ferret and then film his dog nutting on his pillow.

In this episode we discuss the Schneider cunt, puss 5, the fishy warzone and Steve's favourite new YouTube channel. We may or may not also discuss other things, which we may wish to keep secret from you even after listening to the pod. We may or may not like chinchillas, but that doesn't affect our ability to be loving humans.

In this episode we discuss love, animals, gaming and love. We also include a good dose of news on Rambo's arsehole

In this episode, we discuss all different types of birds, as well as vacuum cleaning tips, general housework hacks and how best to pleasure your stepdad orally.

Isolation special today. We suggest the best games, series and albums to shit in the shower with during isolation. If you want to shit a potato, make sure you eat potatoes.

In this episode we discuss Rimbo, more of Ray's tracing adventures and how Chis is becoming attracted to his step dad in isolation.

In this episode we discuss alligators, birds, dogs, aswell as the latest games, films, shows and fitness stuff.

In this episode, we discuss the Instagram falcastpod, Chewbacca's penis, making sex with dolphins and alligator nonces. Obviously there is genuine news too, but nowhere near as important.

In this episode, we try to bring you some news among the wall or Corona shit. It's all a bit of carnage, but it's better than the news on anywhere else in the world.

The guys talk about how all our listeners dad's sell Avon. If you read this, your prick of a dad sells Avon too.

This week, we chat about all the latest gaming news, review Parasite. The film not the intestinal kind. Hear about the pensioner who loves wood and have an interview from a really huge name.

Falcast bring you a world exclusive reimagining of the classic fairytale, Jack and the beanstalk. Featuring all your favourite characters from the Falcast back catalogue. Special appearance from Jon Bon Bon Jon Bon Jovi.

This weeks episode is a special on the life and times of Mr Nicolas Cage.

This weeks spectacular ornithological adventure sees Switz celebrate the end of the potato famine, Chris celebrates Morphy Richards and Steve rejoices eels and anuses.

In this episode of Falcast, Switz does his best impression of Chris by arriving with fuck all prepared. Chris gives up and Steve talks about hench kids.

On this episode you could win big! Enter Falcasts innuagrual big prize giveaway via the Instagram.

Get your forks ready for this weeks delicious slice of total nonce-sense. Switz, serves up a hearty portion upcumming games, Chris eats a fucking orange peel (its roughage) and Steve goes toe to paw against War Pig.

Welcome back to the nest for season 2 of your favourite falcon based podcast. In todays episode Chris fights Hitlers corner, Steve perches on a little blue chair and Switz discusses the ancient art of K9 Noncery.

In this end of decade/Christmas awards special, we dish out some serious and many ridiculous awards. Please enjoy. Please subscribe. Please masturbate to the sound of our voices.

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On this weeks episode, Jon talks about free games, the cheap cunt. Chris discusses how Wolverine could fit in the Hulk, Steve revolutionises the labour market and Switz gives us his weekly dose of nonsensical ramblings.

In the episode Jon talks about the game awards and Pokémon. Chris discusses Disney Plus and our chill out playlist. Steve finally decides to dish out some helpful fitness advice. Switzer decides to discuss the reason behind this episodes name. Lastly we have the world's most ridiculous quiz. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6NHmP6czKrQ9APJmbg8z48?si=-gXO6u1STJuM0hpGmC2LSQ

In this episode, Chris talks about an album by the band Health, which we think is qui spicy. Jon talks more about Stadia, Pokémon and Death Stranding. Steve has further opinions on how his workout methods are best. And lastly Switzer talks shit on his wonderful internet searches.

In this episode, Steve, Chris, Jon and Switz discuss Death Stranding, the return of Rage against the machine and My Chemical Romance and most importantly the best headless torso you and your partner can use to spice things up in the bedroom.  The Birds Nest workout playlist is live, go forth and soar Falcons!  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1X26acNd9xx9IEKkxMkHrv?si=C_cnGZoDSfumAxp2oG8LDA

Super special episode this week! The lads are joined by special guest host and friend of the pod, Switzer. Its a retro gaming special, we all picked our best and worst retro games and talk shit about them.

The lads are once again joined by a very special guest. This week we debate how Nic Cage can improve your fitness, review Killswitch Engage live in Birmingham and try to work out the best place to do Tai Chi. 

We are joined by friend of the pod and all round funny fucker Switzer today. Steve tells us how correct he is, Jon talks about extreme postman simulator and Chris tries to maintain consciousness. 

On this weeks episode the feathered ones discuss fitness motivation, brand new 4 year old games and Netflix submition for the most self explanatory title in movie history.

Swooping back in with all the freshest news and reviews. This week we review Joker, discuss why Steven is always right and Jon tries to work out which is his arse and which is his elbow.

In our first episode we discuss new and upcoming video games, fitness trends and the state of modern cinema. All discussed with a falcons eye view. This will contain strong language and adult themes.