Fat Rascal's Fat Podcast

Listener, listener, listener. It's episode 10 and the finale of season 1. Who would've thought? As we come to the end of this magical journey, Robyn and Dan are asking the important questions, like: who would you shag, marry or kill in Narnia? How good was Fire Saga? Is it okay to murder prawns? Tim swings by with an incredibly exciting announcement, we debut our Tim Minchin inspired anthem of hope 'When This Is Over', and we hear from our sketch sponsor, Helen's Home Vacays.

Fill your cups it’s time for EPISODE WINE (your chosen beverage may cost you but the wordplay you get for free). Join the full bodied Grant and the dry and acidic Foxx for an adventure of all things red, white and preferably under a tenner. We’re joined by wine EXPERT Jacinta Maddison who dishes out some boozey trade secrets, Tim Gilvin’s back to serve up our new song “The Arts Can’t Go On” (a Celine Dion Knock off), and for pudding, it's Shag Marry Kill: Celebrity Chefs edition.

Good afternoon. It's episode 8. Come, let's take a turn around the garden. This week, your special friends Daniel Foxx and Robyn Grant are talking all things period drama, earnest cannibal musicals, and King Arthur. Tim swings by to serve up this episode's brand new song 'Hair' - a soliloquy on lockdown-mullets in the style of Lin-Manuel Miranda - and we deep-dive into children's literature for a Shag Marry Kill featuring the Bear from 'We're Going On A Bear Hunt', Wee Willie Winkie, and Winnie the Pooh.

Heavens to murgatroyd it’s episode 7. This week, Robyn and Dan are joined by West End starlet Jed Berry, who lends his voice to this episode’s new original number “Something’s Missing” - a song about being sexless in lockdown, in the style of Jason Robert Brown. Plus, Jed gets a quizzing on his specialist subjects (Bridesmaids and RENT), we pop to Middle Earth for a Lord of the Rings themed Shag Marry Kill, and Robyn tells us all about a robber in the garden...

Get ready. In fact you'll never be ready. It's time for Episode Sex (Sex, sex, sex...). This week your sensual hosts the dripping Robyn Grant and already melted Daniel Foxx plus music minx Tim Gilvin explore all things sexy, sultry and sizzling including a very naughty reading from this month's Country Living Magazine! Matron! West End composer Pippa Cleary joins the gang for a quiz and for the debut of our new original song "Just Me and You", a Disney inspired bop about living with your partner in lockdown. Fetch a damp flannel. Crack open a window. Put on your sexiest sex kimono.

Knock knock, who’s there? Uh oh, it’s episode 5 and it’s got murderous intent. In this episode hosts Daniel Foxx and Robyn Grant get to grips with Killing Eve, swamp-bath soaks, and sex dreams about Zeus. Champion of new musical theatre and all-round delight Rukaya Cesar swings by for a quizzing on her specialisms, “Six” and “Harry Potter”, and we play everyone's favourite family game Shag Marry Kill with Disney characters. Then Tim lets us down gently about his shed, but debuts this week’s song: “I Know It’s True”, an ABBA-inspired number about 5G Conspiracists.

Can you believe it's time for Episode 4 already listeners? Oh yes. 4 weeks of screaming and hot heavy breathing have taken place. This week hosts Robyn Grant and pale thin Daniel Foxx mount their steeds and blunder into exercising in apocalyptic Britain, buttery lips and what Hedwig would be like in the sack. They are joined for a quiz by producer Laura Elmes who exhibits her knowledge on special subjects 'Tax' and the movie "Carol", plus master baker and music maker Tim Gilvin pops in to introduce this weeks song, a Stephen Schwartz style number about Robyn's hunky Deliveroo driver in new MT classic "Behind the Door".

Jeepers creepers it’s Episode 3! This week our hosts, the recently coronavirus recovered Grant and the ever weak and bitter Foxx, take a steady jaunt into all things citrine, ritualised burials and David Dickinson’s four year prison sentence.  Rascal Katie Wells drops in for a quiz on her specialist subjects ‘James Corden and Les Miserables’, Tim Gilvin pops along to introduce this weeks original song about Pret A Manger in the style of Gilbert & Sullivan, and we take a stroll down to Windsor Castle to see how the royals are getting on in quarantine.

Lord have mercy it's episode 2, and in this week's episode we're joined by a very special guest: the coronavirus! You may know her from a number of recent high-profile international performances, but here she debuts her latest piece: The Sickness of Ms Robyn Grant. Get well soon Robyn. As well as that, we talk all things amethyst, tinned pears and strange dreams; welcome actor, rascal and birthday boy Jamie Mawson for a quiz on his specialist subjects ('Rats' and 'Beatles Songs'); and Tim swings by to introduce this week's musical number: 'See You in the Brass Monkey' - a country ballad about the Edinburgh fringe, in the style of Joe Exotic.

It's Episode 1! For the inaugural voyage of FRFP we're talking all things stockpiling, lockdown, and apocalypse survival. Tim Gilvin pops by to unveil the world premiere of 'Tins', a panic-buying anthem; the fabulous Allie Munro joins us to be quizzed on her specialist subjects ('Disney' and 'Bones'); and we meet the four horsemen of the apocalypse in our first comedy sketch.