Friends With Microphones

DJ and Deron discuss the new theme song, a brand new word we invented, broken audio equipment, intolerance of youths, electricity theft and job creation, and milk habits. Thanks to Carter and The Capitals for the use of our theme song “You’re My Friend,” featuring Stephanie French, off of their self-titled debut studio album, “Carter and the Capitals,” available on all streaming services today!Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected] Help us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

DJ and Deron discuss how the show starts again, what dogs do and don’t eat, Deron’s lack of sitting school, what counts as the History channel, living in the NOW, Toilet Court, cats that are incredibly “left brain,” stupid internet fights, car mirror dick pics, selfies at Denny’s, another trip to Toilet Court (yes, already), and Deron’s door holding crisis. All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected] us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

Not every single story we tell on this podcast makes it into the published product. It could be for a number of reasons: too short, too long, too stupid, too smart, too boring, too funny, but regardless, we think you deserve to hear it ALL! The original podcast will stay bi-weekly, but on SOME of the Fridays in between, we MAY find little story nuggest to post for your listening pleasure. If there's no Extra Friendship posted on a given week, it just means we only told stories good enough for the actual show! ;)Theme Song: "Stay" by Otis McDonaldKeep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected] us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

DJ, Deron, and special guest Brandon discuss how the podcast usually starts, Deron's particularity about temperature, how to demonetize your podcast, a city called City, DJ’s history of stunned silence, feelin a bit a dick, the definition of a New York Minute, technology’s ability to feel fear, cat-densation, DJ’s reputation as a host, toilets that try to suck you in, Deron’s Big Chungus Hour, good reasons to interrupt your friends on your podcast, bathroom encounters, delivery driver conundrums, REDACTED, the Boyhood of livestreaming, beef and the cobbler, and of course TruckNuts.All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected] us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

DJ and Deron discuss drink check, the Bear Trap of Age, early on-set dad noises, milkshake preferences, regionally specific fast food insider scoops, Groundhog Day and Jesus Christ, High School Musical: The Musical: The Smoke Monster: The Series, Discord's betrayal, autofill conversations, what it's like making money, and cool new sound effects.All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected] us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

DJ and Deron discuss Deron’s bizarre journey to 7/11, peer pressure from your big friend The Universe, gravity but not the kind you're thinking of, being firm in your specism, DJ’s horrible bookend to being a student, and Deron’s frustration with every flavour beans.All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected] us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

DJ and Deron discuss cool 90’s radio soundboards, fudge versus chocolate, Beyonce inspired grocery lists, Sally versus Alice, Marvel’s rewrite of our history, the way we say words, where names come from, DJ’s very cool new game.All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected] us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clicking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

DJ and Deron discuss what it’s like to record in the dead of night, DJ’s new video game, people living in the past and not accepting comedy as the one true king, maybe going steady with your girlfriend one day maybe, night jogging horror stories, Deron’s impromptu non-audition starring role in the upcoming reboot of “The Grey” where he plays the role of Liam Neeson and the real coyotes surrounding his actual vehicle play the parts of the wolves, and when it is and isn’t a good time to open your car door while surrounded by coyotes (seriously this one gets wild at the end folks).All music by Otis McDonald!Theme Song: “Stay”Ad Break: “Hello Mr. Princeton”Keep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected] us at Rainproof Media keep the umbrella above our heads by clocking here: www.patreon.com/join/rainproofmedia

DJ and Deron discuss the elephant in the room, bad Oreo ideas, bathroom clapping etiquette, poor internet-based financial decisions,Rainproof's comeback, new career choices, and Charlie the Smithsonian dinosaur. MUSICIntro and Outro: Stay - Otis McDonaldAd Break Music: Hello Mr Princeton - Otis McDonaldKeep an eye out for updates on this show and other Rainproof Media projects: www.rainproofmedia.com Wanna talk to us for real kind of? Email us: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss friendship catch-up, loose food problems, unsolved mysteries of their past, seasonal fruit, joining the friendship circle, and forgetting how to end their own program.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify:bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotifyFollow on Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with your own stories that we can tell on the show:[email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss opening up the phone lines for the first and possibly the last time, appropriate jogging paces, seeing signs, and awesome music!Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss what being a jorts boy means, reciting the script to Ocean's Eleven, changeroom etiquette, using an air horn in your car, government levels of salami consumption, deli ends, and of course fantastic music!Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss their new spinoff podcast: “Friends With Issues”, drinking the small water, what a café is, drunk ASMR, FirstChoice Pastrami, how to have a happy life, and what a magnum opus is. Ironically, this episode may be ours… our magnum opus, that is. Enjoy.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss hive mind conspiracies about Zorbon and Pharrell, DJ's non-existent Grammy bulge, bands we loved yesterday and today, A&W issues, making TV better with animals, going to the meat counter, how DJ could run Google, why the grid system is broken, and how to find the farmers market.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss what happened last week, DJ's stories from the past, solo IKEA quests, McDonald's expectations, asking people where they're from, and fun band tic tac toe.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss aging quickly, a look back at times past, DJ's terrible band, being rockstars, parental memes, parodies thanks to porn and Weird Al, and Greg's food riddle.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss so many things including wine decisions, vocal exercises gone wrong, swear word alternatives, things Deron can't just say, apartment numbers and other mysteries, distracting human adult males, nip jousting, and the bridges of our minds.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss deleting the throat wizard, rear ending yourself, fast food places with no food, and sexy Subway.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss the Price is Right rules for convocation, Deron's times in his closet, phones games, tangy pudding, and of course, recommend good new music!Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss walking hand in hand,going through life and not noticing things, Math 2: The Sequel to Math, calling for Dad, a deliciousness meltdown, and their apologies to Gallant.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss superhero identity reveals, massive calorie consumption, Chicken Wing Sauce™, a tickle tackle, pedestrian issues, long bread, and bad zoo business plans.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss your best friend Google, the hundred acre hood, Debra in accounting, hugging a good donut, and Hogwarts grad transitions.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

With Deron taking the week off, DJ and Alexa discuss the wonders of hats on bald people on TV shows, how fancy they are, and what theatre school is and isn't like.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss the issues Deron has with a pretty basic thing in life, what it's like to blame your household mess on a specific person who isn't you, and how sick DJ and healthy DJ are basically different people.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss the wierdness of Google, Devon Donkey and Deejay LaSheed, and John Cena's new flick: "Dr. Hitt."Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss issues with a Gene Wilder classic, what it's like to eat gravy that isn't gravy, what it's like being a stereotypical millenial, and recommend music that they definitely thought of before hitting record.NOTE: DJ messed up a song title when recommending Action Bronson's album. He meant "Galactic Love," and not "Light in the Addict." You'll find the correct tunes on the Spotify and YT playlists :)Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss Wendy's, abusing power on small scales, having a real Mario Party, and of course recommend some new music! Uploading at 11pm on a Tuesday still counts as Tuesday, right? Right?Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on Spotify or Youtube: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotify / bit.ly/friendswithmicsyoutubeKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook!@friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss what it's like to not have much to discuss. Hope that's not too meta for anyone. Don't worry, despite their lack of confidence, it gets funny again like nothing bad ever happened.Theme Song: Stay - Otis McDonaldFind this week's recommended music on our Spotify playlist: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotifyKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter and Facebook: @friendswithmics / facebook.com/friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ and Deron discuss fitness a lot, but also the Food Casino of life, being two absurd boyeyeiesz, last meals, the fall of 2 Chainz, and also recommend some music for you to listen to! Find this week's recommended music on our Spotify playlist: bit.ly/friendswithmicsspotifyKeep an eye out for updates on when episodes are released and other news through our Twitter @friendswithmicsEmail us with more music suggestions and we might talk about it on the show: [email protected]

DJ sits down with Deron to figure out what the show will be about, what to name the dang thing, and how Usain Bolt's movements would occur while at full speed.Theme Song: Stay by Otis McDonald