Episodes
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A Foot Massager, A Portable Douche, And A Map Of Trouble
Send us Fan Mail A listener slid into our DMs with the most honest review possible: the AI guest was a “good attempt” but not the vibe. So Miami is back in the studio, and we pick up exactly where we left off, loud, unfiltered, and way too curious for our own good. We start with real life: new...
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Queer Codes And Modern Gay Life
Send us Fan Mail Police at the door, a thousand dollars in cash, and then a deep dive into queer codes from decades past. That’s the whiplash we’re serving today, and honestly, it’s a pretty accurate picture of what it feels like to be alive, busy, and trying to laugh through the chaos. We kick…
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How A Cheap Op Shop Game Turned Into The Best Day Out
Send us Fan Mail We start with a genuinely simple idea and somehow end up as a walking spectacle. A cheap op shop outfit challenge turns into a full-blown friendship experiment: we pick each other’s clothes, blindfold the victim for the change-room reveal, then commit to wearing the mismatched…
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Chaos, Catch-Ups, And Queer Friendship Truths
Send us Fan Mail A quiet week doesn’t exist in our world, and this catch-up proves it. We start with the kind of unfiltered best-mate chaos you only get when the mics are rolling, then slide straight into the real stuff: moving house, being wrecked from work, and Dave eyeing off a waterfront...
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Horoscopes, Headlines and Hoes
Send us Fan Mail Someone forgot to hit record, which tells you everything you need to know about the energy of this chat. We’re tired, it’s winter, the house is mid-move, the dogs are everywhere, and somehow that turns into one of those nights where the banter is unfiltered and the conversation...
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Sexts And Secrets
Send us Fan Mail A single question can expose everything: when did you first send a naughty pic, and who got it? We go there with Miami back in the room and Brittany joining us for the first time, and the stories are as funny as they are painfully relatable. From early-phone nudes to Grindr-era...
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ADHD And Sex
Send us Fan Mail Your brain wants a hit, your body wants connection, and sometimes those two don’t line up. We get real about the link between ADHD and sex, from dopamine chasing and novelty seeking to impulsive choices that can feel like autopilot in the moment and brutal in the comedown. If...
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Shrimping Margaritas And Other Bad Ideas
Send us Fan Mail You can tell a lot about people by what they laugh at and what they can’t handle, and we put that to the test with margaritas in hand and a topic Brittany dared us to touch: feet. We get into foot fetishes without pretending everyone should be into them, unpack what “shrimping”...
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First Impressions - Were we right
Send us Fan Mail Your first impression feels like a fact, until it isn’t. We start with absolute chaos, the kind where a single text thread can jump from oranges to milk to margaritas, then land on a surprisingly real question: do first impressions actually last, or do they just tell you what…
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We Trace How The Gym Became A Queer Social Space
Send us Fan Mail We bounce from life admin and weekend updates into a surprisingly deep look at how gyms became a key part of gay culture, from ancient Greece to modern locker rooms. We unpack fitness, body image, cruising etiquette, and the pet peeves that make us properly lose it. • PrEP…
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Two Mates Test A Camper Van And Find Calm By The Sea
Send us Fan Mail We hit record from the back of a Toyota HiAce parked above Manly Beach, and somehow that turns into the exact kind of reset we both needed. It’s Anzac Day weekend, the dogs are along for the ride, and we’re doing a one-night “van test” to see what works, what’s uncomfortable, and...
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Rodeo Nights In Western Sydney And What We Learned About Belonging
Send us Fan Mail We disappeared for a bit, and life absolutely filled the gap. So we’re back with a proper catch-up: the Blacktown rodeo in Western Sydney, the vibe in the stands, the ridiculous bits, the good bits, and the kind of people-watching that reminds you why leaving the house is worth…
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Birthday Reset Day with Miami
Send us Fan Mail We planned a birthday treat. We accidentally built a full-blown wellness obstacle course. From a Penrith rooftop catch-up to an 8am start, we hand the whole schedule to Miami and agree to “anything”, which is brave talk until you’re staring down two reformer Pilates classes back…
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Inside Sydney Fair Day: Health, History, And Queer Joy;
Send us Fan Mail Step into Sydney’s Fair Day with us and feel how a community festival can be equal parts celebration and survival kit. We walked the grounds, gathered stories, and stitched together a day where drag kings share a bill with doctors, and history stands shoulder to shoulder with...
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We Sail, Snack, Snorkel, Sing, And Spill The Truth About Cruising
Send us Fan Mail Sun on our faces, spa humming, and a sea breeze that made everything feel lighter—we hit record from the Oasis Bar on Royal Caribbean’s Anthem of the Seas and unpack the kind of cruise that wins you over with little surprises. Think: a balcony that turned into a sunrise cinema…
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A Practical Guide To Gay SOP(Church)Venues, From First Steps To Consent
Send us Fan Mail Ever walked past a sauna door and wondered what really happens inside? We take you beyond the towel into the culture, safety, and quiet language of sex‑on‑premises venues. From first-time nerves to reading the room, we unpack the etiquette that helps you find a good time without...
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Navigating Sex Drives, Porn Boundaries, And Modern Dating With A Cheeky Twist
Send us Fan Mail Want the kind of relationship talk that’s honest, useful, and a little bit unhinged? We’re diving headfirst into desire: why long‑term couples slip into sexless ruts, how “duty sex” chips away at intimacy, and what it takes to reignite actual want without shame or pressure. Miami...
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New Year, Same Honest Tea
Send us Fan Mail Start the year with a gut check: are you being loving, or just keeping the peace? We kick off with a cheeky New Year catch‑up—house renos, birthday dinners, and a hilariously bad club night—then dive headfirst into a bigger question that touches every relationship: what does...
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Christmas, Community, And Courage
Send us Fan Mail A summer holiday can hold both shock and sparkle. We start by unpacking the terror attack at Bondi—what we saw unfold in real time, why rushed reporting amplified confusion, and how hate harms whole communities. We share where our solidarity sits, how to talk about religion…
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Miami Returns: Freeballing, Fantasies, And Pet Peeves
Send us Fan Mail A Saturday night with Miami back in the studio means trouble—in the best, filthiest, most unfiltered way. We start with freeballing, sleep habits, and why bras are a love-hate relationship, then veer into the messy joy of attraction at work and that unmistakable big energy you…
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A Cock Tale Of Two Cities: Hood Up, Hood Off
Send us Fan Mail A wild Sydney night out set the scene, but what stayed with us was a question we couldn’t shake: does foreskin really matter? We lean into the laughs and the awkward bits to unpack circumcision with clear eyes—how it began, who still does it, what the science says, and why porn…
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Naked Camp Reflections
Send us Fan Mail Clothes feel strange after four days of sun, rain, and 375 men learning how to be at home in their skin. We headed to Naked Camp expecting a laugh and a few workshops; we came back with calmer nervous systems, new friends, and a sturdier sense of consent and connection. We talk...
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Cocks, Campfires, And Connections
Send us Fan Mail Sun, rain, and 385 men later, we walked away from Naked Man Camp with sand in our shoes, sore cheeks from laughing, and a renewed sense of what queer community can feel like. This isn’t just tents and discos. It’s consent-first workshops, big-hearted conversations, and a culture...
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We Tried A Petty Debate And It Was Pettier Than A Drag Queen With Warm Frozen Coke
Send us Fan Mail Planning a four-day camp with 300 naked men has a way of clarifying what really matters: safety, consent, laughter, and spaces where queer people can breathe. We’re heading to Naked Man Camp at Wiseman’s Ferry and pulling back the curtain on what the event is actually…
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Newcastle Pride, Maitland Magic, And A Mini Break
Send us Fan Mail A four-day “quick break” became a full-bodied story about place, Pride, and the people who keep communities alive. We start with a happy accident—booking Maitland instead of Newcastle—and land in a spotless, genuinely pet‑friendly stay where the front desk maps out the best eats...
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Bare Truths: The Human Body, Freedom, and the Fascination of Being Seen
Send us Fan Mail Sunshine, great food, and a cheeky Grinder tone over a loudspeaker set the stage for a bigger conversation: what actually happens to shame when the body is treated as ordinary rather than scandalous? We open with our romp through the Good Food & Wine Show—standout Greek bites, a...
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Fifty Blokes And A Prolapse Walk Into A Bar
Send us Fan Mail We set out to compare gay and straight sex and ended up building a practical, funny field guide to first times, technique, consent, and why culture matters more than labels. Miami returns with big laughs, useful tips, and unfiltered stories that make the awkward feel normal and…
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About Last Night. Adventures at Arrows: Our BDSM Night
Send us Fan Mail What happens when two gay men venture into a BDSM femdom night at their regular sauna? More education and eye-opening experiences than they bargained for! When our friends Bonnie and Clyde expressed curiosity about checking out a sex-on-premises venue, we decided to conduct a...
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The Gay-for-Pay Phenomenon: Sexuality for Sale
Send us Fan Mail What price would you put on your sexuality? In this candid episode, Dave and Matt peel back the curtain on the fascinating world of "gay-for-pay" pornography while sharing their recent adventures as fully grown homos navigating Sydney's gay scene. The journey begins with updates…
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Naked Truth: Behind the Lens with Underwear Models
Send us Fan Mail What really happens when the camera starts clicking at an underwear photoshoot? Our special European guests pull back the curtain on a world most people never see. Sultan, a part-time model and trained illustrator, shares how he's merged his artistic talents with modelling, even...
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Balls and Blokes: When Footy Meets Fabulous
Send us Fan Mail The sporting world just got a glittery glow-up thanks to Mitch Brown, former West Coast Eagle and Essendon bomber, who recently made history as the first openly bisexual male player in AFL's 129-year existence. That's right – after more than a century of sweaty men chasing balls...
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The Secret Life of a Married Man Who Loves Men
Send us Fan Mail What happens when sexual identity doesn't fit neatly into society's boxes? In this raw, unfiltered conversation, we're joined by Don (name changed for anonymity), a married man who enjoys sexual encounters with men without identifying as gay or bisexual. Don's journey begins with…
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Behind the Wall: Male Escorts in Australia
Send us Fan Mail When we stumbled across a documentary called "101 Rent Boys" from 2000, we couldn't look away. The raw, often heartbreaking stories of male sex workers in Los Angeles captivated us and sparked a deeper conversation about how male prostitution has evolved over the decades. These...
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Between Friends: Raw Conversations on Sex, Dating, and the Default Parent Dilemma
Send us Fan Mail Sex, stereotypes, and shared frustrations take center stage as Matt and Dave welcome their very first podcast guest – their straight female friend Miami – for an unfiltered conversation that bridges the gay-straight divide. The chemistry between these long-time friends creates an...
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AI Ate My Homework (And Maybe My Job)
Send us Fan Mail Stepping into the brave new world of artificial intelligence, Matt and Dave explore the remarkable capabilities and concerning pitfalls of this rapidly evolving technology that's quietly reshaping our everyday lives. From enhancing resumes to generating entire songs, we share our...
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From Egyptian Priests to Jazz Singers: Two Homos' Time-Travel Trip
Send us Fan Mail We explore the fascinating concept of reincarnation and past lives using ChatGPT to uncover our soul timelines spanning thousands of years and multiple incarnations. • Dave discovers he has lived approximately 120-140 past lives over 150,000 Earth years • Matt learns he has had...
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Killer Queens: Gay Serial Murderers Through History
Send us Fan Mail What drives someone to become a serial killer? Is it nature, nurture, or something more sinister lurking beneath the surface? Through a blend of psychology, true crime analysis, and thoughtful reflection, we explore the minds of history's most notorious murderers—with a specific...
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Generational Growing Pains
Send us Fan Mail Remember the days of perms, mullets, and portable TVs the size of two iPhones? Dave and Matt take you on a nostalgic journey through five generations, exploring how each has shaped our world and influenced the next. Starting with the Silent Generation who survived the Great...
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Looking Good, Feeling Better: The Price of Vanity
Send us Fan Mail What's the real cost of looking good? Dave and Matt rip the price tag off beauty treatments in this candid, eye-opening episode that explores what we're willing to spend to feel confident in our own skin. From Botox adventures to gastric sleeve surgery, the guys share…
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Who are we hiding from- Masks We Wear
Send us Fan Mail What masks do you wear without even realising it? This episode takes inspiration from Rob Goddard's book "Behind the Smile" as we explore the facades we've created throughout our lives to navigate the world as gay men. Dave opens up about his "mask of control" – a safety…
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We met a bestselling author and accidentally saw a broken possum
Send us Fan Mail Ever had a week so jam-packed with adventures that you barely have time to process one experience before diving into the next? That's exactly what happened to us over the past fortnight, and we're spilling all the tea! We kicked things off at our friend's 50th birthday bash where...
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Words Have Power: Navigating Homosexual Terminology Today
Send us Fan Mail Words have power. When a homophobe at our local club referred to us as "the fucking poofters," it sparked a deep dive into the language of homosexuality – past, present, and evolving. What terms were once slurs but have been reclaimed? What words should never be uttered? And how...
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Wellness Retreats, Drag Shows, and Lesbian Dating Apps: A Weekend in Sydney
Send us Fan Mail Wellness journeys take unexpected turns as Matt dives headfirst into his first-ever yoga experience at the Australian Yoga and Wellness Festival. What begins as friendly support for his friend Miami transforms into a profound personal awakening during a Sacred Breath healing...
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From Anzac Day to Bizarre Aphrodisiacs: This Week We Discovered Watermelon Makes You Hard
Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered what foods might naturally boost your libido? Or why your pee smells strange after eating asparagus? Dave and Matt tackle these burning questions and more in this laugh-out-loud episode packed with bizarre food facts and their usual brand of unfiltered gay…
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Coming Out: Stories, Struggles, and Liberation
Send us Fan Mail Dave and Matt take you through the transformative journey of coming out in this deeply personal episode that balances heartfelt vulnerability with practical insights. Dave reveals his experience of coming out at 42 after a military career, marriage, and fatherhood. "Every day…
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Nature vs Nurture: Finding Your Authentic Self
Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at [email protected] or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.
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Breadsticks & Butt Plugs: The Unexpected History of Sex Toys
Send us Fan Mail Missing a few episodes because life got in the way? We're back and better than ever with a candid catch-up session that dives deep into both our personal journeys and some fascinating sex-positive history! Dave takes us through his recent medical adventures following his...
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Podcast Kings - FGH Ai Theme
Send us Fan Mail From the moment Dave and Matt take their mighty stand in the studio, something magical happens. Their voices become vessels for ideas taking flight, spinning dreams into the night air and crafting narratives that resonate deep within the listener. This episode explores the...
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Emergency Departments, Erectile Dysfunction, and Raw Toast
Send us Fan Mail A simple sexual health check-up transformed into an unexpected medical odyssey when Dave's routine appointment revealed a dangerously high fever of 39.1°C. What followed was a week-long hospital adventure complete with memorable characters, questionable hospital food, and a...
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In our Mardi Gras season wrap-up, we discover important LGBTQ+ resources you never knew existed.
Send us Fan Mail When Dave and Matt finally attend Fair Day after missing last year's event due to asbestos contamination, they discover it's much more than just a celebration—it's a vital hub for community education and support services many LGBTQ+ people don't know exist. The duo's adventure...