Gag Economy

In this episode, we dive deep into the high-stakes, high-stress, and bizarre world of Broadway because Caroline's making her Broadway debut at Schmigadoon! We start by plotting how to get our own show up there — the one where we put mediocre performers next to virtuosos so audiences can really appreciate the difference. Tune in as we explore the tension between the "prestige" of the Great White Way and the gritty reality of being a working musician in the pits.  xoxoxo follow us on Instagram and YouTube  xoxoxo www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio www.youtube.com/gageconomy xoxoxoxo    

Greetings, gaggers! In this episode, we have the incomparable artist/producer Caleb Hawley! He talks to us about his life coming up as a gigging singer songwriter. He shares some weird gig stories of the past and lets us in on some insider secrets on what it takes to make it as a solo artist in NYC! Tune in and make sure to check out his new album, "soft as i can sing."   xoxoxo follow us on Instagram and YouTube xoxoxo https://www.youtube.com/c/calebhawley https://www.youtube.com/@gageconomy www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio https://www.instagram.com/calebhawley  

Happy New Pod Day, Podience! In this episode we're listening to you and your stories and we're thrilled that you all have been getting INTO IT! We have a write-in gig story from a trombonist and a voice memo from a listener who has a thing or two to say about the Grammy One. Thank you for all of your stories and for the community, gaggers! xoxoxoxo #trombone #gigeconomy #comedypodcast #classicalmusic #classicaltrombonist xoxoxo xoxoxo follow us on Instagram xoxoxo www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio   

HERE YE, gaggers one and all! We have a THRILLING pod for you today! Our local virtuoso violinist, Filip Pogady, stopped by and graced us for a little chat at Gag Economy headquarters. We fill you in on how the three of us met years ago at a gig turned gag turned back to gig again. Filip then tells us all about his amazing life playing concerts, gives us advice on what to do if we were to study with him and tells us what it was like getting to his aforementioned virtuoso status. Do not miss this one! xoxoxoxo #violinist #virtuoso #comedypodcast #classicalmusic xoxoxo follow us on Instagram xoxoxo www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio https://www.instagram.com/filippogady  

GREETINGS PODIENCE! We bring you another rousing episode where we talk about WORK! We give you a foolproof checklist on whether or not you should take a gig, we give you tips on sightreading and we end with a Grammy debate on behalf of our resident Grammy winner, Caroline Cassio.     

Greetings podience! In this episode we explore what it means to stand up for yourself on a gig. Imagine a world where you're hired to be a living statue, all of your colleagues break the gagger's oath and you're at the end of an exquisitely balanced moral inventory checklist. You have no choice but to decide: "should I walk out" or "should I wear a smile over my beautiful, poetic frown?" We follow with some classic classical music grifts. ENJOY!! xoxoxoxo

In this episode, Becca Stevens joins us to discuss the high-stakes hustle of being a touring musician. The trio debates the "Collier Clue" conspiracy, questioning if Jacob Collier is leaving romantic breadcrumbs in his lyrics, and Becca shares survival hacks like the "cover your holes" rule for touring. Becca reflects on a traumatic encounter with a predatory "mentor," exposing industry scams that masquerade as professional development. She then shares her Broadway experience performing in the show Illinoise shortly after giving birth. The ladies end by ruminating on the "zero-sum" theory of time and motherhood. DO NOT MISS THIS ONE!  xoxoxo follow us on Instagram xoxoxo www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio

Welcome to another ROUSING episode of GAG ECONOMY POD! Marta and Caroline discuss their gigs, gags and give you advice on what to do in the gig scene in New York City! First, we come in hot as the last ones to contribute to the Timothée Chamalet opera/ballet pile on. We then discuss the importance of the New York forte and we end with Marta regailing us with stories from her live performance SNL with Gorillaz. Don't miss this one! xoxoxo  xoxoxo follow us on Instagram xoxoxo www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio

Welcome Podience! We continue this week with another round of gig finishing school! But first Tesla's 369 method and how it applies to our holes. We then give you tips on managing grueling three show workdays and we end with a rousing write in gag that has us fuming! Hope you have a fantastic week! Remember to keep on truckin'!  xoxoxo follow us on Instagram xoxoxo www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio

Babies and gentlemen, welcome to another rousing episode of GAG ECONOMY! Gig etiquette class is NOW IN SESSION! In this pod we congratulate Caroline on her de facto Grammy win as she finds out live that she is in fact a recent de facto Grammy winner. Marta's neighbor stops by as a reluctant special guest and we talk about meeting Beyonce's dad, Matt. xoxoxo follow us on Instagram xoxoxo www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio  

Babies and gentlemen, welcome to another rousing episode of GAG ECONOMY! In this episode Caroline and Marta get down, dirty, and deeply competitive as they break down the ultimate survival tactic: gig bingo. This is your invitation to use Gig Bingo and watch as it transforms your workplace resentment into a private source of entertainment. You're welcome!   xoxoxo follow us on Instagram xoxoxo  www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio  

Ladies, ladies, ladies! LISTEN UP! We have a hot one for you because MOLLY FLETCHER is in the studio. If you ever wanted to hear from a gag worker final boss, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! She's here to school us about how to act in the music business and reminisce about some of her most memorable moments onstage touring with Clean Bandit! 

Boy is this one REAL, podience. Two minutes in, we come up with sheer genius. After that you'll get an earful of curiosity as we ask hard hitting questions like: where is Is*s? what does a gag worker do on their off days? what was Caroline like with her snaggleteeth? We then transition into our latest operatic experience as audience members - spoiler alert, it was amazing. May we all be continued to be blessed by the most superior artform of all time. We share a ghost of gags past and a brilliant ghost of gigs present audio clip from a beloved friend. We end with some serious TEA surrounding a labor dispute amonst our dear musician collegues. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! 

Babies and Gentlemen! Gaggers and gagstresses! Boy do we have a special episode for you. That's right ...it's THAT kind of "special"! We feature incredible actor and clown, Ed Malone. In this episode Ed brings us into his world and teaches us a thing or two about what it means to clown around. He also talks about his major "thing" for Timotheé Chalemet. Tune in if you really want to know what makes us sick performers/actors/clowns tick. I'll give you a hint - it's not the free food. Oh and if you're a hot, available 25 year-old twink, DM us and we'll put you in touch. 

Greetings Podience! From telepathic podcasts that may or may not be AI, to football fandom as operatic performance art, the conversation spirals in the best way. Unpack why discomfort, confusion, and "hot laptop brain" are actually signs of growth. If your head hurts, congratulations—you're learning. Be cool. Do less. Observe. Let the hot laptop brain cool off. Reallocate your time. And never betray the secrets of the Gag Economy.

Greetings Podience! AND A VERY MERRY GIGMAS! Presenting Gag Economy's Holiday 2025 episode containing ghost of gigs past, present and future! We tell you how to deal with back handed musical compliments, offer the correct opinions about the infamous SHARK TANK 3d PRINTED CARBONFIBER instruments and we end by forcasting our prodigious future. Our 2026 wish for you, freelancers: high-demand opportunities that bring you both financial freedom and creative fulfillment, and full tupperwares of gig food!  

WELCOME TO THE VAULT! You are listening to a long lost episode! My how times have changed...or haven't they? Did what we just said make sense? Who knows. But consider this a FLASHBACK episode as we GEAR UP for the 2025 holiday season! In this episode we gossip, make jokes, present revelations, talk about past and present gigs. May this episode find you at a time where you most need it. XOXOXOXO

GREETINGS, podience! Where did we go? Why did we go? Did we become prey to the latest human laundering scheme? Well you better LISTEN UP because we anwser all of that in this here post Thanksgiving Thanksgiving episode. In this episode, we discuss the top 5 gigs of our time off of pod, we give you holiday tips that can be used at any and all family gatherings Thanksgiving and not Thanksgiving related, we tell you why have been gone for so long and we give you ideas on how to live your best freelance life! Stay tuned to hear some of Marta's wedding details! XOXOXO 

Podience! It is high summer and we are moving around and around. Lots of pieces are getting mixed up and rearranged. Life is one big puzzle when you really think of it, isn't it? In this episode we talk about MOVING in NYC, we give some advice on what to do with your DYNAMICS, we define often occuring phenomenon and we end with an EPIC multi generational ghost of gags past. Thank you for tuning in! 

Hi Podience! We have YET ANOTHER PIANIST on the pod. Ding ding ding! You heard it right! It's pianist/composer/conductor Mikael Darmanie, the gendre defying piano-core-space-hop artist whose AI biography we have debunked on the pod. Get to know him real time with us and hear our collective ghosts of gags past, listen to us improvise a new music hit and join in our niche classical music sh*t talking. Thanks for tuning in! 

Can you ever be fired if you were never hired because you are a gag worker so your job is fake??? This questions ANSWERED plus hard-hitting JOURNALISM regarding Smokey Robinson-gate and, of course, GAG STORIES ABOUT GETTING FIRED AND OTHER GIGS WE'VE BEEN PLAYING AND GHOSTS OF GAGS PAST. 

LADIES AND GERMS - do you know how to access the dark web?? NEITHER DO WE!!!! Please text us detailed instructions to access the dark web and a front and back photo of your credit card.  We've got a RETURN TO FORM in this episode--aka gag stories up the wazoo! A wedding proposal in Central Park gone wrong! A commute with the undead! A private gig for a tech overlord! Buckle up, get your notebooks out, class is in session at Gag University.  This episode is sponsored by hangnail and used kleenex.  CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/yJAGx8vYsS8   

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - (trigger warning) it's one day until tax day! We know your freelance taxes are a nightmare! You're so close to giving up and filing an extension! We get it! BEEN THERE - DONE THAT! This year, however, we managed to sneak in right before the deadline so that we could have your tax questions ANSWERED. In this pod, we tell you what it's like to be free of gig FOMO, we tell you what it's like to encounter a hoard of carefree boomers in a train on the way to a travel gig and, finally, we end with some priceless tax advice. 

HAPPY WEDNESDAY, GAGGERS! Congratulations on making it this far into 2025. FYI, in case your body has crusted over in that basement urban hovel of yours, it's almost spring! And you know what that means??? WEDDING SEASON! Wedding season is nigh and it's coming for you. So commiserate with us as we conjure up that great third thing that will free us all. But first, two write-in gags. LOVE U! XOXOXO

Well well well...what do we have here? Looks like our favorite ultra niche meme curator MAXIM MEMEGEROV (@maxim_memegerov) is back in our boudoir. A LOT has happened since our first collab...address changes, spouse schucking, gig having. In this episode, we discuss our new lives, what it's like to gig in the midwest, what it's like to have a "REAL JOB" and much more. We dish hot takes, crack jokes and ask pertinent hard-hitting questions like "what would your serial killer name be?" or "FMK this classical soloist" and "where is YOUR fame spot?" This episode is best enjoyed on a walk, in a car or right before your first theraputic ketamine session. XOXOXO.

Ladies assemble! Take out your rollers and pack that extra makeup wipe because GAG ECONOMY IS BACK! Welcome to the first episode of season 2! Wellness abound, vibe shifts galore, Whac-a-mole but with gigs...it's all happening, PEOPLE! In this episode we talk to return guest, TAYLOR EIGSTI, fresh off his second Grammy win. If you've ever wanted to know what it's like on that glamorous day - this pod is FOR YOU! We get TMI, we do FMKs, we get the down and dirty and hopefully this brings us one step closer to the EGOT that the Gag Economy universe has been dreaming about. 

PODIENCE! Welcome to our new era! We are so happy to usher you into our new season. We talk "WELLNESS," we talk, "HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR DELICATE, MUSICIAN BODY". This intro episode is split up into three parts: first, we catch up and unravel our brains' deepest thoughts, second, we go into a light opera wormhole and third, we tell you how it's gonna go from here on out. You signed up for this pod on your own and you breast believe, you're gonna get what's coming to you - AKA all good things, DUH. 

PODIENCE! This may not be the pod you want but it's the pod it's the pod you deserve. It's giving intense lethargy! It's giving this blackout lasted 365 days! It's giving aud lange syne! In this episode, we gossip, we play guess the gig with a one word clue, we reflect on a year's worth of gigs and gags, we impart life lessons as freelancers, etc etc etc. Did we have it all in 2024? The only way to know is to listen to this monunentally final episode of the year! Dear podience, may all your quaintance be forgot and here's to 2025! 

LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! We snagged legendary ZADDY AKA the OG TURTLE DADDY HIMSELF - MISTER DAVE BALARKRISHNAN, VIOLINIST/COMPOSER/GRAMMY WINNER and FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE TURTLE ISLAND STRING QUARTET! JEALOUS? In this penultimate episode of 2024, Mr. Daddy soothes our end-of-the year hysteria with his Aristotelian knowledge and calming presence. He masterfully engages with our unsavory conversation no matter how hard we try! Stay tuned till the end for some really heart warming stuff - the future is bright! 

PODIENCE! Welcome back to Ho Rogan...I mean Female Car Talk...I mean GAG ECONOMY! In this episode, we talk about our, NOT ONE, NOT TWO...well, actually, yes...TWO DIVORCES! But BEFORE THAT, we catch up, we talk about a special BY women FOR women gig, we give you some freelance rules to live by and we offer a little bonus for you overachievers: how to win at a recording session. Why? Because....WOMAN. 

GOOD MORROW and HAPPY HALLOWEEN, PODIENCE! Extra, extra, HEAR ALL ABOUT IT—this podcast is brought to you with LOVE. You're about to listen to a VERY IMPORTANT episode where we discuss the perils of working FOR friends. Before we dive into this universal freelancer topic, though, we entertain you with jokes, gossip, and reflections on recent gigs we've played in the METRO NEW YORK CITY AREA. In the wise words of Caroline Cassio: A BOSS IS A BOSS. So, BE BOSSED WISELY. You're welcome.

ATTENTION PODIENCE, ATTENTION HUMAN NESTING DOLLS, ATTENTION WORKING WOMEN WHO ARE 30 WEEKS PREGNANT: THIS POD IS FOR YOU! We sit down with the lovely, woman-with-two-hearts-gold-star-podience-listener, KATHRYN KOCH. We gossip, laugh, provide incredibly valuable advice all while spooning on a made in the USA couch. Too bad this is an aural medium for all of you spoon fetish freaks. Anyway, Kathryn answers the timeless question - can a pregnant violinist have it all? Well, the answer is...YES, AND THEN SOME. YOU'RE WELCOME!!! 

HERE YE, HERE YE, the podience hath spoken! We have brought forth live from space, AKA Earth cause Earth is also in space, OUR MOST FAMOUS GUEST YET - TAYLORRRRRRR EIGSTIIIIIIIIIII. This blessed pod comes with celeb intel, intensely embarassing gig stories, live magic topped off with a nominal amount of screaming and giggling. We ask important questions like, "can we have your Grammy, Taylor?," and "what is jazz, Taylor" and "why are you here, Taylor?" We thank Mr. Eigsti in advance for letting us live read his profound NEVER-BEFORE-RELEASED-EARNEST-YET-CRINGE e-mail correspondence with the stylists at Vanity Fair about his BIG SPREAD. BOOM SHAKA LAKA! 

PODIENCE! Welcome to our BEST INCREDIBLY NICHE HIGH ENERGY POD YET. We are relaxed, rechaged and READY to go with stories, gossip, advice - you name it. In this pod we ask you to ask yourselves poingiant questions such as: "are you a gig groveler?" or "how fast will you sign up for our masterclass?" or "are you ready for your second puberty?" We of course dish about our latest and greatest gigs, contemplate a write in story and end with a very astrologically relevant parable. Send this podcast to your enemies if you do not like the sound of women talking and/or mouth sounds combination extreme nose blowing. K thanks! g2g!!! BYE!!! LYLAS! TTYL! 

HAPPY POD DAY! In this episode we have the INCREDIBLE, TALENTED AND EXTREMELY JACKED ....wait for it........MICHAEL HEWITT!! He is both known for performing and for teaching men how to be, well, more manly. GRRRR! We deep dive further into our love of opera, wellness, being naked on the job and what it's like to be silent but deadly. Stay to the end for a messy little surprise. 

Podience - it is here: high summer. It also happens to be the HOTTEST SUMMER EVER AKA also the name of NYC's hottest new club where twinks and literal sharks come together in the middle of the broken down G train tunnel to sing motets and madrigals for an audience of the biggest sewer rats you've ever seen. In this pod we discuss how not to be a "she'll do it" girl, we get an insight into a Brooklyn art festival gig, the time Marta met Clint Eastwood and all of Caroline's new clothes!  ENJOY AND STAY HOT OUT THERE! 

Podience! Gaggers! Gaggle! Gagonians! Here ye, here ye: we doth declare you the supreme listeners of the Gagonian Galaxy and we are we come to you with another riveting episode. In this episode we feature MATT, THE COMEDIAN ET CETERA, FOSTER. We talk clown school, YES, CLOWN SCHOOL, what it's like to be a stand up, a gig of the week from the ladies and TWO(!) ghosts of gags past from Esquire Foster. MAKE SURE TO STAY TUNED TILL THE END, where we dramatically read a sour text exchange from a displeasing gig boss. CHEERIO! 

Good Day, Gaggers! Look! It's a pod in which we name drop celebs we've seen on gigs! This pod is a jam packed Where's Waldo of celeb sightings. We've got Tom Brady. We've got A Random European King. We've got Oprah. We've got Your Mom.  ALL THIS AND MORE!! PLUS, the longest gag story we've ever included in the pod because it is SIMPLY THAT GOOD.  Buckle up and whip out that celeb bingo out, babies, we're talking about Seeing Famous People At Work. 

PODIENCE! HELLO! WE ARE BACK IN ORBIT! We have many stories to tell from our space travels, some more pleasant than others, however we were sworn to secrecy by the interplanetary CIA so we will have to revert back to gig talk. This pod is brought to you live from our latest travel gig with sound equipment provided to us by our hot sound man, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thank you, Arnold! In this pod we bring you:  A live update from the DELTA SKY CLERB! A Gig Guessing Game--where are we going?? Can you figure it out?? CLICKBAIT.  Reminisces and ponderings on Travel Gigs... A review of the entire city of San Francisco... A Q and A segment from the Discord--specifically, WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CONDUCTORS? And pulling from the Gig Archives!! BIEW BIEW BIIIEEEEWWW! Our Top 3 Travel Gigs of All Time!! AND FINALLY, some delectable write-in gags from our beloved podience!!  

MUST BE READ IN A DAVID ATTENBOROUGH CADENCE: We have been blessed by a reluctant guest, the infamous: Gig Boss. Plucked from high up from above, the Gig Boss makes a rare appearance. It took us over 365 days of poking and prodding, as the Gig Boss does not merely leave his throne for anyone. Gaggers, we present to you the following: A RARE INSIGHT INTO THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE MIND OF A GIG BOSS. A RELENTLESS COMMITMENT TO EATING FOOD WHILE RECORDING THE PODCAST. A SERIES OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE FMKS. THE WHITE WHALE AKA THE GREATEST GAG STORY EVER TOLD.    

PODIENCE! IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG. AMAZING NEWS, THOUGH, WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL GAG LAIR. The lore behind the lair is too intense to discuss. Think...staring directly into next week's eclipse intense, Top Gun Mach 10.2 speed intense, "B*yonce's the greatest artist of all time" propaganda intense. In this episode we: have an intense catchup and gossip session that includes SOME CURRENT EVENTS, we exhaustively describe our "Bridgerton meets Bath & Body Works" pop up gig and we end with a fun write in from a beloved listener! LOVE U BBS! GAGGENAU!!!!!!!! 

GREETINGS PODIENCE! We come to you on the DAY OF THE ACADEMY AWARDS to share our takes on the best picture nominees. Yep - we watched them all for you so you don't have to! ALSO, great news, we were nominated in the "best Oscar movie takes from gig musicians" category so you'll be seeing us scam our way to the red carpet any moment now. If you see any cops dragging away two beautiful ladies get your wallets ready for our bail fund. BUT BEFORE THAT, we have a half hour with our wonderful guest, Jason Beckmann, where we gossip, discuss what makes an Aries an Aries, talk opera, and we give you a great celebrity GHOST OF GAGS PAST and a traumatic GAG story from one of our favorite listeners. ***OSCARS talk at the half hour mark***

Greetings, podience. We come to you with a Leap Day Pod. If the only thing you do today is listen to this leap day pod, you will have had a good day. CAPICE?! The last Leap Day was in 2020 and we ALL REMEMBER HOW THAT WENT, DON'T WE!? Anyway, in this pod we talk financial advice, Caroline recalls her "for the looks" gag, we read one write in and we discuss some THRILLING classical music news items. Ta Ta for now...see you on the next one! 

Happy GAG/GAL/GAY/VA-LENTINE'S DAY, podience! Do we love to celebrate one of the most popular Saints, Mr Saint Valentine? ABSOLUTELY. AND we're doing it HERE, ON THE POD, with many segments including: a roast of someone's angry orchestra reply all e-mail, two phallic gag stories, we play FMK romantic opera edition AND we read one of Beethoven's immortal beloved letters. LOTS OF CONTENT, PEOPLE! BELOW ARE LINKS TO THE FMK OPERA TRACKS 1st one:  VISSI D'ARTE, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLR3lSrqlww NESSUN DORMA, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJkCwQB2CY VOGLIATEMI BENE, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnIPF3WY_Fo 2nd one: E Lucevan le stelle, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzb9uwfgD1w Flower Song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1dafrlt10w&t=70s Che gelida manina, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--L3uqoQUV4  

PODIENCE! It's our first anniversary! We accept congratulatory gifts via cryptocurrency, Venmo, rolled up wads of cash, etc. In this episode, we reminisce about our pod with Benni, Marta rants about AN ENEMY SHE MAKE AT THE OPERA, we pull back the curtain on influencer and gen z gigs, we screen a vintage video titled "small, angry man yells at trumpet player in New York" AND we close it up with our top 7 moments of the last pod year. Thank you for listening and cheers to another year of pod!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ      

Hoe Rogan....I mean, Gag Economy, is back and welcomes esteemed, talented, amazeballs violist/improviser/composer Benni von Gutzeit to the pod!!! *air horn sounds*  Podience, you are IN FOR A TREAT. Say GUTEN TAG—this strapping German Man will keep us LADIES on track (or will he???) as we discuss AI, the future of Music, rewrite his bio, and share fun facts about Mr. Good Time. Danke for listening, dear Podience!! More info about Benni here: http://vongutzeit.com Follow us on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/gageconomy  

Hi Bbs, as you may know we are well into the third week of January. The horror. If you, like us, feel horrified - listen to this pod. We will snap you out of it using our verbal NAVY SEAL tactics. You'll come away from this episode saying, "what are they talking about?" or "I love that one but I can't stand the other one" or "why do these women act like this?" or "someone get these shrews some adderrall" and, definitely, "was that a slur?" We talk improv group politics, we share a gag of the week, we read a write-in gag, we engage chatgpt's voice feature, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. If you didn't read that last bit like the King from "The King and I," you will explode in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - ....phew, good job. You saved yourself by listening to the pod! Hooray!!! 

Is your feed packed with New Year Round-Up episodes??? Well, we've got something extra special for you, podience!!! ANOTHA ONE.  We the Gaggers give you a LIFE UPDATE (Maestro--did we watch it?? BB goes to London--did she love it??), we introduce you to the genius that is GIG MATH, and we recap the BEST FIVE GAGS OF THE YEAR.  Hold on to your aulds, bbs, they are about to get lang syned. 

Happy two days after Xmas, podience! We bring to you a medium grade ADHD episode yet again! Segments include: Musician Martyr Minute, How to be a clown!, an improv quickie with an ambiguously offensive accent, we opine about the top 5 moments of our friendship, there's a call in gag story, we recap our joint gig at an EMBASSY AND we have an A+++ rant from the call in gag story mystery gentleman from before. GOSH WE LOVE OUR PODIENCE! WHAT AN XMAS GIFT YOU ALL ARE! 

Hello, podience. We have been DELINQUENT, and, yet DETERMINED to bring you another episode answering the paramount question - "was it a gig or was it...a gag?" Miss Caroline is in the process of finishing her soul contract with Radio City and Miss Marta has commited to humiliating herself for the rest of 2023 by learning a new skill. NEVERTHELESS, SHE and the other SHE PERSISTED. In this episode, we have Caroline's MOMMY on third mic as we recap Thanksgiving gigs, a gig with Sponk De Ban Tits, an epic ghost of gags past from MOMMY and a painful WRITE IN GAG! xoxoxooxoxoxoxo  P.S. stay till the end for some harrowing gag flavored tea.