Getting You Home On Friday

It's the final episode of Getting You Home On Friday, and we leave our lovely Caesar and Sensus with the lovely Ruth the Toothless Soothsayer. Will she bring positive news of a wonderful, glorious future? Or does she see what horrors humankind brings upon itself, starting with the tragic day in which Harambe dies? Stay tuned to find out!We also wrap up the investigation at the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, with the great team at Paranormal Patrol. Are there ghosts haunting the estate? Or is it a fever dream that will haunt Buster until the end of his days?And ending the episode, we have a poem and song, both written (the latter sung) by the original writer and creator of GYHOF, Mike Jones. It would have been his birthday this October, so we celebrate his life and the worlds he created with this final episode.We're going home, hopefully with a smile on our faces and a laugh in our belly.Stay safe and enjoy the little things in life.*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.WARNING: Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander listeners are warned that the following program may contain voices of deceased persons. Credits: On the Roman Nose, Dire WarningNate Gothard as CaesarHester van der Vyver as Sensus and RuthThomas Taufan as Voice and GuardLinda Chong as Intercom  Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull Inn (Chapter 20)Gavin Jones as John    Thomas Taufan as Pete Hester van der Vyver as Lady in BlueNate Gothard as Buster, Crewman and Voice OverLinda Chong as Arabella  The Last Hurrah, PoemNate Gothard as VoiceMike Jones as himselfIncludes "Open Skies" by Slow Road South / Mike JonesWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

The Penultimate episode of Getting You Home Friday brings you another episode of Paranormal Patrol at the Shabby Seagull Inn, looking over the Straits of Dire. Will the team get solid evidence of the ghosts haunting the establishment? Will they finally determine whether the dress is Blue or Aqua? Will Buster need a therapist for all the trauma he has experienced? Who knows...oh wait...we do. Anyway...Ed & Ted discuss the almighty question that plagues everyone at this time of the year. What day is it? Honestly, it's all confusing when Christmas Decorations precede Halloween and Easter Eggs still sneak their way onto shelves.And more importantly, we look at the importance of protection in our short skit. Don't be silly, wrap your willy. Join us for the laughs, stay for the bewilderment.No Busters were harmed in the making of this production.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 19)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete Hester van der Vyver as Jean and Lady in BlueNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as PetraShort Skit: ProtectionNate Gothard as JohnLinda Chong as LadyThomas Taufan as Rocky Ed & Ted, Fer a MondayNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as NarratorWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's another glorious Friday! We have some news, Ted has the flu and Buster just might go and cry. From ghosts in the kitchen, screaming in the basement, confusing doctor appointments and amazing weather reporters, we have plenty to keep you smiling into the weekend. Sit back, relax, and avoid catching that ghastly 'fire flu'. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Weather ReportLinda Chong as Reporter Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 18)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as PeteHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra Ed & Ted, Allergic ReactionNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Ninja Drinkers, Real Talk, Phone Calls, Oh My! From the eerie sightings of ghosts and ghouls to the dry landscape of Ed and Ted and the painful side of phone calls, we have something for almost everyone here at Getting You Home On Friday. It's bizarre, it's witty, it's fast and slow, it's a sweet breath of relief at the end of a long, long week.Listen, celebrate and then talk about it with your local Ninja Drinker.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Paranormal Patrol Shabby Seagull (Chapter 17)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete, Albert and DaveHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra Short Skit, RingNate Gothard as GuyEd & Ted, Brother JenniferNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Today, we read from the Journal of Alexander the Great, Petra and Jean come face to face with the faceless shadow at the end of the bar of the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, and Pete and John help Buster overcome his fears in the cellar while something creepy happens in the kitchen. Beyond Paranormal happenings and the like, we also have a delegation visit Caesar and Sensus. Not A. Delegation, but a delegation. Important difference. Join us for the laughs, stay for the stories. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Short Skit, Alexander the GreatGavin Jones as Presenter Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (chapter 16)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and DaveHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra On the Roman Nose, ScumNate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious Hester van der Vyver as Sensus Thomas Taufan as Voice and GuardLinda Chong as IntercomWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's one of those Fridays where you can finally let work roll off your mind, and the frivolities of the weekend can flutter in front of your mind. The sort of mood that lends itself to the Paranormal Patrol naming a Ghost and greeting an ancient sailor. Where the dramas of Question Time explode into a flurry of pointy fingers and flirtatious comments, and crime is a rising issue, even in the rural areas of Australia, with Ed & Ted.At least the criminals are pretty and the cops are fast.*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits:Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 15)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and AlbertHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Crewman and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra Question Time, Budget StudsHester van der Vyver as SpeakerNate Gothard as Treasurer and UpperamThomas Taufan as Opposition Whip, Prime    Minister and ReporterLinda Chong as Leader of the Opposition  Ed & Ted, Pretty CrookNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as NarratorWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

This week we have our favourite things starting with 'G'! Golf, Ghosts and Good Old Stories from Ed & Ted. From 'Sweet Thing Jean' to your kid wanting to fill your shoes, there's plenty of heart-warming, loving stories....on another series. We only have quick wit, Dad jokes and bizarre stories here. So sit back, relax, and let us help you get home on Friday.*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: News, GolfThomas Taufan as News AnchorCheng as Jack Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 14)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra and Arabella  Ed & Ted, Like DadNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as NarratorWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Click go the shears boys, sold in a hurry over the internet to some foreign buyer. I remember a time when Australia rode on the sheep's back, but I can't seem to picture the saddle. Ah, yes, welcome to another endearing journey to the famed outback.  A country where time stood still..... and died. And then once we wash our hands of the flies and the dirt, we join the intrepid team of Paranormal Patrol chasing things that go bump in the night...and ghosts...Then we end this week's episode with two relatively sweet and innocent Goblins planning a great meal for the end of the week. Or are they?*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Ed & Ted, The FlyNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator  Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 13)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra Short Skit, GoblinsNate Gothard PratbizzHester van der Vyver as WuirmiardWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Today we read from the Journal of Scott of the Antarctic, a remarkable explorer in any terms...or is he? Then we join our amazing team at Paranormal Team for some hard-hitting questions, like, what is the shadow in the bar? Why is the Lady in Blue looking out to see? Does the Thermonuclear Camera cause cancer? To end this enthralling episode, we ask another question of Ed and Ted; we've been to cities that never close down, so why do they lock their doors? From the cold of the Antarctic Region, to the heat of the Australian Outback and the chills of Paranormal Investigations, we have a few witty banters to brighten the end of your work week.*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits:Exploration Gavin Jones as Presenter  Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 12)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra and Arabella  Ed & Ted, The Bad DayNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Hark, I hear the sounds of ghouls and ghosts, the dead rattling chains and the eerie sounds of seagulls off the coast. It's Paranormal Patrol! Our favourite Paranormal Hunters return for a thrilling new investigation along the Straits of Dire. We are also hearing the next instalment of On the Roman Nose. Is this the end of the drama surrounding Shadana the Personality? And we have a thrilling snippet of a much-loved sporting event. So many things to look forward to, so little time. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (chapter 11)Gavin Jones as JohnHester van der Vyver as JeanThomas Taufan as Pete Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Arabella Short Skit, SnookerNate Gothard as Commentator  On the Roman Nose, Worthwhile Nate Gothard as Caesar Hester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Xerxes and Narrator Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern 

Caesar is going through some tough times. He did, in all fairness, say that he could have peace with Persia IF and only IF King Nordsan Xerxes did NOT offer his daughter's hand in marriage. It's a fair boundary, right? How far will King Norsdan Xerxes go? How far will Caesar go? What does Cleopatra think of all of this?And sandwiched between these two glorious On the Roman Nose episodes, is a gorgeous segment by our one and only fabulous Fashion Guru. Are you fashionable enough?  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits:On the Roman Nose, Managing Nate Gothard as CaesarHester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Fedux and VoiceLinda Chong as Shadana  FashionLinda Chong as Fashion Guru On the Roman Nose, The DresserNate Gothard as Caesar Hester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Octavious, Voice and GuardLinda Chong as IntercomWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

See spot run. See Fedux doing odd things with the mail and his nipples.See Dick Clever trying to wrap the case up before someone else ends up with a Cod Piece in their ear. See all of this with your mind as you listen to the latest episode of Getting You Home On Friday. It's another week of fun, chaos, and bountiful wit and humour. It's also the final week of Dick Clever, our glorious detective, is at the end of his journey, or is he?  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: See SpotGavin Jones as Storyteller On the Roman Nose, Act of WarNate Gothard as CaesarHester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Fedux, Voice and GuardLinda Chong as Intercom  Dick Clever., Cuff EmNate Gothard as Dick CleverHester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and ReginaThomas Taufan as Constable Adhere Gavin Jones as ButlerWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Good Day, today the Prime Minister's approval rating has slipped in the Polls, however, his ratings have improved with the Germans and remains flat with the French. Ed & Ted are debriefing after a family party (who was that guy with the mo' and limp?) and we tune in once again to Dick Clever for the Penultimate episode. It was 9:55 and a mist rolled in from the lounge room as they were questioning the enormous character of Cecil Lardbottom. Three stories and skits, three chances for a giggle and a laugh on this day we call Friday (or whatever day you're listening to).  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits:News, International NewsHester van der Vyver as News AnchorCheng as Jack and Correspondent  Ed & Ted, The PartyNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator  Dick Clever, Patriots Syndrome Nate Gothard as Dick CleverHester van der Vyver as Petra PattinsonThomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Cecil Lardbottom Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

So, the next lead lay dead on the slab in Doc's room. Or at least his head. Who had killed Ernest Nutpucker, and why had he ordered alarge quantity of fish fingers? It was late, and Dick had yet another dead end or end dead....Meanwhile, Caesar and Sensus were dealing with a crisis of a different kind...an accountant! All so crucial, all so precise...all so very...very...precise.So join us for a nice short and sweet On the Roman Nose and Dick Clever episode. Murder and Ancient Rome? Say less.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.  Credits: Dick Clever, Tongs for the Memories Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre PoussonHester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and ReginaThomas Taufan as Cecil LardbottomGavin Jones As Butler On the Roman Nose, Accounted ForNate Gothard as Caesar Hester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Voice and GuardLinda Chong as Morose and IntercomWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Come with me now, down the little road to a land that time forgot, where stories run rife with wit and comedy, and tales grow by the bunches. Ed & Ted are chatting...again...but this time the subject is extracurricular activities. Dick had just begun questioning the giant food distributor, Cecil Lardbottom. The only man in history whose stomach was affected by The moon's gravity. But, are we any closer to finding the character behind the Cod Piece Murders? Or is this just another red herring? And we have another enthralling story from the wonderful Old Edgar. Who doesn't like that accent?Sit back, relax and indulge in some short and sweet audio comedy. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Dick Clever, Getting AheadNate Gothard as Dick CleverHester van der Vyver as Petra PattinsonCheng as Doc ProdderThomas Taufan as Constable Adhere andCecil Lardbottom   Ed & Ted, Mind ReadingNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator Old Edgar NavyNicholas Papademetriou as Old Edgar Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It was 5:15 on a wet afternoon. It hadn't rained, it was just wet. With suspects denying the undeniable, wild sports events livening up the party and Peace Talks in Crete, we have a short and sweet collection of skits and stories to get you home on whatever Friday you're experiencing. Or not Friday, one can definitely enjoy this on a not-Friday sort of day.Now, to Rome! and an unnamed city with lots of murders! And a sports event!   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Dick Clever, Deny the Undeniable Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre PoussonHester van der Vyver as Petra PattinsonThomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom Gavin Jones As Butler Short Skit, Johnson Nate Gothard as Commentator  On the Roman Nose, PeaceNate Gothard as Caesar, Oivey, Villager and MenHester van der Vyver as Sensus and Cleo’s MumThomas Taufan as Xerxes, Voice and MenLinda Chong as Ptolomy and Intercom Cheng as Men Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

So, there we were, with Regina about to spill the beans, the ham and several different condiments, Ed and Ted trying to navigate the world of mental health and some guy doing Magic onstage. It was an odd situation to be in, but by the Gods, it's what you expect when we're Getting You Home On Friday.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Dick Clever, French Connection Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre PoussonHester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and ReginaThomas Taufan as Constable Adhere Short Skit, Just MagicNate Gothard as Albert Ed & Ted, What’s on Yer MindNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern 

We're on the streets of Ancient Rome, joined by Caesar, Sensus and a fat arsed.....whoops...Phatinas to look at ways to improve the almost perfect city. We join a chaotic collective of Politicians in Question Time with an incredible Point of Order...and we follow Dick Clever hot on the trail of whoever is molesting Fish Fingers and shoving them into orifices around the city (the orifices belonging to their murdered victims).Who is the murderer?What can we invent to improve Rome?Are Politicians ever efficient and cohesive?Join us for another episode of Getting You Home On Friday.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: On the Roman Nose, Streets of RomeNate Gothard as Caesar Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Cleo’s MumThomas Taufan as Phatinias, Voice, and GuardLinda Chong as Intercom  Question Time, Point of OrderHester van der Vyver as SpeakerNate Gothard as TreasurerThomas Taufan as Opposition Whip and Reporter Dick Clever, Regina’s QuestionNate Gothard as Dick CleverHester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and ReginaThomas Taufan as Captain Hickory Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Breaking News, there have been developments in the Exclusive School of Welltado as well as other bizarre governmental tantrums. Detective Dick Clever continues to investigate even when the fog comes rolling in and his colleagues are not as helpful as he would like...and Ed has a new hat! All the excitement, all the comedy, right here on Getting You Home On Friday.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits:News, WelltadoThomas Taufan as News AnchorCheng as Jack Dick Clever, Red TinklesNate Gothard as Dick CleverHester van der Vyver as Petra PattinsonThomas Taufan as Constable Adhere Ed & Ted, New HatNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as NarratorWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's another Friday and we are hitting the comedy ground running with some satirical political announcements from our glorious PM, some very serious issues in Ancient Rome (Chef has really stepped up their game) and we introduce Dick Clever's latest obstacle in working the Cod Piece Murders; a female partner *gasp*.All three stories and skits will surely send you off with a smile, maybe a chuckle, into the last of the week and into the sunrise of the weekend. And if you work weekends, well, we hope we brighten your work period. You got this.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.  Credits:Short Skit, Straight ForwardThomas Taufan as Prime MinisterLinda Chong as Reporter On the Roman Nose, WindfalNate Gothard as Caesar and WindfalHester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Voice and GuardLinda Chong as Intercom Gavin Jones as Brute Dick Clever, Petra  Nate Gothard as Dick CleverHester van der Vyver as Petra PattinsonCheng as Doc ProdderLinda Chong as PixieWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Children, small, adorable, capable of all sorts of mayhem. Even when fully grown. Join us for more Dick Clever, Ed & Ted and Short Skits, all full of creative comedy and at times....children. We hope we can put a smile on your dial as we come to the end of another week in this glorious world we call Earth.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Ed & Ted, KidsNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator  Short Skit, What a DayLinda Chong as BellaHester van der Vyver as SkyeThomas Taufan as Narrator Preeya Ahluwalia as Child Dick Clever, Takes TwoNate Gothard as Dick CleverThomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Captain Hickory Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's wild to think that spring is blooming ever so gently on one side of the planet, autumn falling dramatically in the other and the continual season of confusion flourishes everywhere else. What day is it? Why is the year going quickly? Why do I still have nightmares about High School?We have all the answers to a bunch of questions (just none of the above) in this week's episode of Getting You Home on Friday. Join us as Caesar and Sensus deal with yet another delegation, Dick Clever finds another lead in the Cod Piece Murders and we have another short and sweet skit for your ears to roll over in delight with. May your week end well and your organs to be untouched.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.Credits:Short Skit, OrgansThomas Taufan as Organist On the Roman Nose, DelegationNate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious Hester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Voice and GuardLinda Chong as Intercom  Dick Clever, Jurisdiction Nate Gothard as Dick CleverCheng as Doc Prodder and KinkyThomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Ben and JackLinda Chong as Barker and PixieWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Three skits and stories to get you through the end of the week before whatever you have planned for this glorious weekend. Join us for more words of wisdom from the Archbishop, some stories about Australian Weather with Ed & Ted and Dick Clever is delivered a hot steamy lead with the hot and steamy Regina (depending on your taste). Join us for the jokes and quick wit, and stay for the plot.    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits: Archbishop, Potato Nate Gothard as the Archbishop Hester van der Vyver as Announcer Ed & Ted, Dust StormNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator  Dick Clever, Regina and LarryNate Gothard as Dick CleverHester van der Vyver as Regina Thomas Taufan as Larry the LemmingLinda Chong as SingerWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

During tumultuous changes in this world of ours, we turn to the intelligence, wisdom and understanding of the Archbishop, the diplomacy and gentle rule of Lord Caesar and the incredible justice work by Detective Clever. Scratch that, we turn to the humour that all three worlds provide, with puns, quick wit and more twists and turns than that Labyrinth they stuck that cowman in. Between visiting the Coliseum for some good old-fashioned entertainment, listening to the bewildering musings of Adhere in Dick Clever and listening to the chaotic mind of the Archbishop, I think we have enough humour to get you through the end of the week.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. CreditsArchbishop, Address Nate Gothard as the Archbishop Hester van der Vyver as Announcer On the Roman Nose, Here Kitty, KittyNate Gothard as Caesar and Pervert 2Hester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Voice Cheng as Pervert 1 Dick Clever, AdhereNate Gothard as Dick CleverCheng as Doc Prodder Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's Friday (somewhere in the world) and we're bringing you hot news straight from the press (don't burn your fingers!), some cooling Australian banter between our beloved farmers Ed & Ted and then heating up again with our deviously delightful Detective Dick! So many temperatures, so many flavours of humour, how could we spoil you so? It's because you deserve it. Sit back, relax, and prepare for a quick bite of wonderfully humorous....uh...humour.  *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.News, Push BikesHester van der Vyver as News AnchorCheng as Jack Ed & Ted, Give up the SmokesNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator  Dick Clever, Captain HickoryNate Gothard as Dick CleverThomas Taufan as Captain HickoryLinda Chong as Sergeant KranskyWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern 

It's Friday sometime in April and we join our newest Detective on the block, Dick Clever, for an all-round stylistic and amusing approach to crime. Not just any crime, but one involving cod pieces. Disturbingly curious. We then take you to the Doctor's office, where nothing is quite as it seems, and then some amusing storytelling with Ed & Ted. They just can't seem to understand "women folk" these days. In turn, I don't quite understand them so I think we're even.  Either way, we hope you enjoy another week of skits both short and long, and remember size doesn't matter, as long as it tickles your fancy. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.Credits Dick Clever, Dick and Doc Nate Gothard as Dick CleverCheng as Doc Prodder  Short Skit, DoctorGavin Jones as DoctorThomas Taufan as JenkinsLinda Chong as Secretary Ed & Ted, Compliments Nate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's Friday and we have a nice bag of mixed skits to get you through the week. We bring you political chaos and humour with On the Roman Nose, some good old Australian love for the Blue Heeler in Ed & Ted, and a glorious entrance with one of our favourite Characters, Old Edgar. We explore the beauty of names, lineage, the glories of youth and the importance a good exorcism at the end of a week.  So sit back, relax and have a laugh at the end of another chaotic week.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.On the Roman Nose, More’s the PityNate Gothard as CaesarHester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Pittius, Voice, and GuardLinda Chong as Intercom  Ed & Ted, Ol’ Blue           Nate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator  Old Edgar, LifeNicholas Papademetriou as Old Edgar Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern  

It's Friday, finish up the week with a smile or a laugh and join Caesar and Sensus in dealing with crime and justice, a short a merry skit to break up the episode and finish with the finale of Paranormal Patrol at Lady Loosely's Head. It's not goodbye forever for the Paranormal Patrol, but they do need to wrap up this investigation and answer once and for all, is the gaol at Lady Loosely's Head haunted? And also who is doing the haunting? Does the HR department need to know about Buster and the Stool? Does insurance handle ghost related accidents? For all that and more, join us on Getting You Home On Friday! *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.  Credits On The Roman Nose, Clemency:Nate Gothard as Caesar Hester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Voice and GuardCheng as Centurian and Clemency  Linda Chong as Intercom  Short Skit, HostilesNate Gothard as PilotThomas Taufan as Co-Pilot Paranormal Patrol,Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 10)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster, Soldier and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra and Lady LooselyWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

No matter where in the world you are, you're probably looking for an escape and we have just the thing. Some more spooky, punny adventures with Paranormal Patrol, some Ed & Ted in the Australian Outback, and one of our personal favourites, a skit from Question Time. Some political satire to end the week with. Though with all the political chaos one must ask, how much is too much, and what is satire when everything is a bit of a joke...Some old school laughs for a modern time, join us a for a chuckle, stay for the laughs.    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. CreditsParanormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head, (Chapter 9)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely  Question Time, Importance of Free SpeechHester van der Vyver as SpeakerNate Gothard as Deputy PMCheng as KickatinThomas Taufan as Reporter Ed & Ted Dry, Dry!Nate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as NarratorWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern 

In this stunningly bizarre week of March, we try to humour you with gags, jokes and more gags with Short Skits, On the Roman Nose and Paranormal Patrol. How does Caesar deal with news from overseas? Who left the skid marks on the Marbled Palace floor? Who are the barbarians? And of course we continue our enthusiastic group of investigators as they devise ways to communicate with the dead and their colleagues alike. Buster just can't seem to get the message...Wishing you a gorgeously lazy or adventurous weekend ahead to leave the week behind.   *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.Credits Short Skits, Power CorruptsGavin Jones as PMLinda Chong as Reporter On the Roman Nose, BarbariansNate Gothard as CaesarHester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Fedux, Narrator, and GuardCheng as MarkusLinda Chong as Intercom Paranormal Patrol,  Lady Loosely’s Head  (Chapter 8)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

This week, join us, for up to date, startling relevant and punny news, journey back to Ancient Rome where Caesar and Sensus discuss the trials and tribulations of the Colosseum, and join us to hear scary sounds, bizarre noises and inner monologues with Paranormal Patrol. Have they finally discovered some ghosts of the Irish variety? When you can't cry, you laugh, join us at the end of a bizarre week on this planet we call Earth. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.Credits:News, SnodgrassThomas Taufan as News AnchorCheng as JackOn the Roman Nose, Old ToothlessNate Gothard as CaesarHester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Testiclees, Voice, and GuardLinda Chong as Intercom  Paranormal Patrol,  Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 7)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as PeteHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Voice Over and Soldier Linda Chong as PetraWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Friday I'm in love, with some good old fashioned soap opera drama, a very good dog on the farms at Ed & Ted and some more ghosts busting on Paranormal Patrol. Whose the bestest boy in the middle of nowhere? Will we ever get a satisfying love triangle in an audio series? Will the team on Paranormal Patrol finally get some solid evidence of the unknown? There's only one way to find out, hope you enjoy. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.Credits:Ed & Ted, Good DogNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator Iley Jones as child Hospital DramaThomas Taufan as Doctor Hester van der Vyver as NurseNate Gothard as Narrator  Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 6)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Voice Over Linda Chong as Petra and Lady LooselyWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's a very special Friday with a loving letter from everyone's favourite Aunt Agatha, as well as our two Aussie Farmers taking it easy outback and the eccentric team, Paranormal Patrol, dodging that which they wish to find (Ghosts, it's Ghost's). Puns, dry humour and smiles all round for this Friday, no matter the weather. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.Credits:Aunt Agatha, EverestHester van der Vyver as Aunt AgathaCheng as LouLinda Chong as Abigail Ed & Ted, Time FliesNate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as Narrator  Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 5)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Ah, another end of a week, sit back, or sit on the edge of your seat, either way, as our Paranormal Investigators find out the true meaning of "24", we join a very enthusiastic reader and critic for a weekly book club and chew the cud with Ed & Ted in the Australian Outback. Friday, just one step closer to the weekend. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.Credits:Paranormal Patrol,  Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 4)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and GhostHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as Petra Book ClubLinda Chong as PresenterHester van der Vyver as Dr. Earnest P.Squintly  Ed & Ted,  Flood of 0’69Nate Gothard as EdCheng as TedThomas Taufan as NarratorWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

In Episode 3, the Delegation of the Hun visit Ancient Rome with an intriguing deal, we follow the Sheep Trials in Tasmania and the team make contact in Paranormal Patrol. Physical Contact. Just not the kind Buster wants. Go on, have another chuckle on a simmering Friday, bursting for the weekend ahead.*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.Credits:On The Roman Nose : TootsNate Gothard as Caesar Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Wolfgang Thomas Taufan as Voice and GuardLinda Chong as Intercom  Short Skit: Sheep DogThomas Taufan as Announcer Hester van der Vyver as the Judge Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 3)      Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost Hester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Second episode bringing you News as it breaks, before it breaks you. As well as the challenges of Rome with love and war, and the ongoing investigations at the old gaol at Lady Loosely's Head. Will Caesar remember his wife's loving words? Will Buster and the gang find the things that go bump in the nights? It's all exciting, all exhilarating (and chuckle worthy) here on Getting You Home On Friday!*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.Credits:News, YekaslovHester van der Vyver as News AnchorCheng as Jack On the Roman Nose, LettersNate Gothard as CaesarHester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Voice Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 2)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as PeteHester van der Vyver as JeanNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverLinda Chong as PetraWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Dive straight in to the first chuckle worthy episode of GYHOF. We travel to Ancient Rome with Caesar and the hardships of ruling #slayqueen,a short skit to warm the cockles in the middle and finish with the first episode of Paranormal Patrolwhere unexplained anomalies draw a chaotically funny team to find ghosts. Or whatever it is making those weird sounds.Join us for a laugh at the end of a very long week. *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh. Credits:On the Roman Nose: Markus Rectum Nate Gothard as Caesar and NeroHester van der Vyver as SensusThomas Taufan as Voice and GuardCheng as MarkusLinda Chong as Intercom  Short Skits: None Shall PassThomas Taufan as MageNate Gothard as SerfParanormal Patrol, Lady Loosely's Head (Chapter 1)Gavin Jones as JohnThomas Taufan as PeteHester van der Vyver as Jean and MaryNate Gothard as Buster and Voice OverCheng as William Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

First sneak peak into our new comedy series, Getting You Home On Friday!Join as for some chuckles, some laughs, wit and humour every Friday :)You've been listening to the voices of: Cheng, Gavin Jones, Hester van der Vyver, Linda Chong, Nate Gothard and Thomas Taufan.Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern