Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang get up inside Voyager's "The Cloud's" guts! We discuss Inner Space, prison wallets, the best animals, and how Tom Paris might be able to power all of Voyager. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are feeling charitable as they discuss Deep Space Nine's "Prophet Motive." We discuss Self Sealing Stem Bolts, Space Chekhovs, singing bags, and sympathize with Kai Winn. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang wonder if they have the (stolen) guts to watch Voyager's "Phage!" We cover annoying bad-asses, Janeway eyerolls, jumping spiders, holo-lungs, and toys we'd kill for! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang misinterpret the signals Deep Space Nine's "Destiny" tries to give them. They discuss hot Cardassians, go on Vole Watch, and fangirl out over a huge guest star! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang repeat their feelings about Voyager's "Time and Again" over and over...and over. Rob spoils himself, Marcy is on hair watch, Cameron lives his nerdy Goodfellas dream, and all Bobi gets is plot. Plus Arnie makes an appearance!Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang stand around in one place to declare their love for Deep Space Nine's "Heart of Stone." John would shoot his own foot, Bobi secretly orders sympathetic vibrations, Rob comes up with a drinking game, and Cameron thinks the writers are sticking it to the fans. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The game jump into their new 7 of 9 minute format faster than the Voyager runs into a space/time anomaly! Bobi's teacher mode kicks in regarding brain anatomy, Rob pictures people he meets getting murdered, Cameron explores an old video store, and Marcy mind melds with Bobi! Plus a new musical number from Daniel from Polyamateur Hour! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse Bailey subs in for Bobi as the gang makes like Vedick Bareil and loses their mind discussing "Life Support!" Cameron looks for zombie grandmas, John has some fashion notes for Jake, Jesse wonders where he's seen those scrubs before, and Rob knows who died. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets sucked off to the Delta Quadrant to finally watch Star Trek: Voyager! We're in awe of Janeway's hair coifing abilities, wonder about Tom Paris' culinary tastes, and speculate on the Doctor's Genie Lamp. Cameron is on boob watch, Rob is finally funny again, Bobi can't stop eating deviled eggs, and Marcy recognizes the guy from Willow! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang cock their shotguns and adjust their hats to discuss Deep Space Nine's "Past Tense pt 2!" Rob goes on the Universal backlot tour (in real life and in the episode), Bobi wins the best costume description award, Cameron has some Erroll Flynn facts, and John shares the best Loony Tunes character impression ever! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang travel back in time...to 2024 to watch "Past Tense pt 1!" We discuss tribal tattoos, Dick Miller, Trek slang, and future Portland! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang express their innermost latent feelings about DS9's "Fascination!" Rob is uncomfortable, Bobi compares Lwaxana to a Rugrats character, Cameron appreciates the theater kid-ness of it all, and John admires O'Brien's sexual prowess! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Abby Sommer joins the gang to watch "Et in Arcadia Ego pt 2" and mourn the end of Picard season 1, as well as Data....again. Rios melts the world, Jurati has murder rules, and Narissa pulls a Palpatine. Meanwhile Rob disgusts Bobi, Bobi just wants to watch Soccer, Cameron delays recording, and Abby reveals the 7 seconds of Trek she has not watched. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets bamboozled by Riker as they discuss "Defiant!" Bobi coins a t-shirt, Cameron remember's Kira's boyfriend in real time, Rob receives some Dave and Buster's tokens, and John burns those Maquis rebels! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Salem joins the gang to wonder if Picard's "Et in Arcadia ego pt 1" is paradise...or death (Look up the title). Picard gets space herpes, Rios shares his muscle shirts, and Elnor is the Wesley of the episode. Meanwhile Cameron gets hung up on a beautiful flower, Bobi has twin advice, Salem kills JK Simmons, and Rob recasts Picard's body. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang wish the DS9 episode "Meridian" would phase out of existence, but we still manage to have some fun talking about it. We celebrate Jeffery Combs, bemoan Dax's relationship choices and shrug our shoulders over Brigadoon. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang bear witness to Picard's "Broken Pieces" and live to talk about it. Agnes watches a reaction video, Picard recieves the parent voice, and Seven plays some Meta Quest. Meanwhile Cameron has some miming notes, Rob loses track of time, and Bobi names her period. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang accidentally open the wrong file and wind up watching Deep Space Nine's "Civil Defense!" Cam has some advice on porn storage, John has some scootching advice, Bobi has some biometric scanning advice, and Rob has squirrels in his car. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Carrie joins the gang to find happiness in "Nepenthe!" Elnor takes a potty break, Lwaxana photobombs Picard, and Jurati does something...asinine. Meanwhile Carrie gets assimilated, Bobi counts candles, Cameron hates getting his face touched, and Rob can't rhyme. Plus a fun game of Name that Limerick! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang write their odes to DS9's "The Abandoned!" Rob doesn't like to learn the rules, Cameron revisits Myst, Bobi wants Odo to put up a danger sign, and John has dating advice for Jake. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy joins the gang as we puzzle over Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Raffi leaves Las Vegas, Rios plays with his balls, and Soji's a slob. Meanwhile Cameron keeps his wife awake, Marcy can't meditate, and Rob provides a snack cake update! Engage!Check out more from Marcy on Idle Ride and Blue Sky

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang peels back the layer of "Second Skin." We discuss Cardassian decor, hypothesize about a teen Cardassian bedroom, and Sisko becomes a cat. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Daniel from PolyAmateur Hour goes undercover with the gang to discuss Picard's "Stardust City Rag." We cover everything from pop-up ads to children's entertainers! Seven returns from Party City, Elnor is the entire cast of Guardians of the Galaxy, and Picard is a Borg cuck. Meanwhile Daniel explains how the Borg is poly, Bobi realizes her ultimate hybrid, Rob returns at the right time, and Cameron grows a potato tree. And be sure to listen to the very end! Engage!Hear more from Daniel on his podcast PolyAmateur Hour

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are off balance as they discuss Equilibrium! Bobi-bot steps in for Bobi, Rob mans his store, Cameron shares some trivia, and John leads us to the best pun ever! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy subs in for Bobi to get brutally honest with "Absolute Candor!" Picard pulls a Quark, Elnor grows a dwarf beard, and Soji goes through a goth phase. Meanwhile, Marcy is ready to get down with some Zero G, Cameron knows Hawaiian, and Rob gets in a sick burn! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are so excited to talk about "The House of Quark" that they actually beat the clock! Bob is proves that Quark is a better Klingon than Worf, John celebrates Gowron's return, Rob buys his wife a cargo bay, and Cameron winds up having "the talk" with his son. Because of Quark. And a Klingon. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Laurel from the Polyamateur Hour gets in the middle of the gang to discuss Picard's "The End is the Beginning!" Raffi goes full Jolie, Oh goes full Caruso, and Picard goes full Rob! Meanwhile Laurel teaches the gang about poly, Cameron teaches everyone some Spanish, Rob teaches us how to break a legal t-shirt clause, and Bobi teaches us what happens when you mix wine and snake leaf. Then we all get canceled! Engage!Hear more from Laurel on her podcast, The Polyamateur Hour

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang wonders what's fake and what's solid in "The Search pt 2!" Bobi thinks about origins, John wants Avengers: Endgame, Cameron sings, and Rob thinks the Federation should just give up. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang have some sheer f%&#kin hubris to bring John back to discuss the Picard episode "Maps and Legends!" Troi can fly the ship, Pulaski has a new project, and Picard has more than three friends. Meanwhile, Rob shares a secret about his beard, Bobi has googly eyes, John knows one sexy Romulan, and Cameron sundowns. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is back to discuss DS9 faster than Season 3 name drops the Borg! We're discussion the season premiere, "The Search pt 1!" Rob sings sit-com themes, Cam wears his special underwear, Bobi wonders about Odo's bowel movements, and John loves The Defiant! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang leaves TNG in the past as they form some new memories for Picard's "Remembrance." Picard fanboys out, fights a giant roach, and drowns a couple of dogs. Meanwhile Rob is on top of his game, Bobi is not a size queen, and Cameron has some android hangups. Join in and we cover everything from cards to cubes - engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Before we beam into Picard and the DS9 Minute Season 3, the Green Shirt crew looks back at TNG with one last hurrah — a Character Episode Draft!We’re each drafting a team of episodes that best represent TNG’s main characters — Picard, Riker, Data, Crusher, Troi, Worf, and Geordi. Who’ll assemble the ultimate Enterprise crew and who gets stuck with Shades of Gray? Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Tracee Lee Cocco drops in to discuss her career as an actor, including her hundreds of appearances in Star Trek as Lt. Jae and multiple aliens! She shares a chance encounter while dressed as a dog alien, sings a song from one of her first gigs, and wishes she'd asked for a pinball machine. Engage!Find out more about Tracee's career and upcoming appearances on her website.Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Steve joins the gang to toast (and roast) Nemesis! Worf bones up, Picard Tokyo Drifts, and Troi steals Beverly's line. Meanwhile John teaches us a new word, Steve comes up with a tongue twister, Cameron wants to end on butts, Bobi gives Worf a breathalizer, and Rob thinks Trump makes the movie better. All this, plus a mind teasing game of Star Trek: Code Names

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Newman helps the gang feel young again as they discuss "Star Trek: Insurrection!" Worf sings karaoke, Beverly loves a lllama, and Picard gets into quilting. Meanwhile Cameron steals a snail trail, Rob gets gaslit, Marcy is good at the Trek, and Newman counts the taints. Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Follow Newman on TwitterCheck out his podcast, Movies 4 DayzPick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy is lowered into the guest chair by black borg tubing to help Cameron digest his second contact with "First Contact." Riker remembers the morons, Worf needs some ointment, and Data gets a blow job. Meanwhile Cameron ignites his urine, Rob defends the best scene in movie history, Marcy misplaces Arnie, and John knows what to do with psycho ex-girlfriends. All this plus the most heated holodeck debate to date! Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang crosses paths with Abby Sommer to gauge how our emotion chips feel about Star Trek: Generations! Kirk proposes to a horse, Picard has a Tyler Durden, and Geordie gets Clockwork Oranged! Meanwhile Cameron channels Picard's mom, Rob sings a song, Bobi recasts Airbud, John gets lost in the Nexus, and Abby shares costume making tips. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Abby on Bluesky and check out her Enterprise podcast, First Flight

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by Jesse Bailey and a slew of past guests to look back at the series and podcast, sharing their favorite villains, biggest laughs, and most memorable dildos. You read that right. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy joins the gang to work together to determine the official Green Shirt Top 25 TNG Episodes list! Tune in for betrayal, twists, and redemptions! Plus revisiting many of the trailers for our favorite episodes! Who gets veto burned, whose bait gets bit, and who will play "Shades of Gray?" Tune in now!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang get introduced to "The Jem'Hadar!" Cam washes his mouth out with soap, Bobi is proud of Jake, Rob likes bad boys, John has some force field advice, and everyone has an imdb minute. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to help the gang over the finish line as they discuss the series finale, All Good Things! Worf pitches a big top, Data gets hit on by a cat, and Picard plays the dildo. Meanwhile Cameron wonders how to get around in the future, Rob brings back a bit, Bobi wonders about nips, Marcy chokes to death, and John laughs so hard he bleeds. All this plus a round of "Cat Spotting," "What's that Ep," and "Finale Finalists!" Engorge!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gives their strongest defense of "Tribunal!" They prosecute the case against raccoons, are guilty of doing work on vacation, and bear witness to their favorite non-living character on the station. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter, Bluesky, Threads, and Facebook

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Agent Scott joins the team to declassify "Preemptive Strike!" Picard becomes a meme, Worf is the good cop, and it's all Geordie's fault. Meanwhile Cameron's head canon is broken, Rob doesn't wear flip flops, Bobi parties with Gul Dukat, John piggy backs, and Scott keeps thinking of Dicks. Engage!Follow Scott on TwitterAnd listen to his podcast, SpyhardsPick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter and Facebook

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang work together to discuss DS9's "The Collaborator" in 9 minutes! Rob is a bartchestered binoran, Cameron gets hit close to home, Bobi swallows shit, and John knows how to spell Bajoran names. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Thom Tran boards the Green Shirt express to bring life to the discussion of "Emergence!" Picard leaves the crew in their towels, Data watches old sitcoms, and Riker gives the ship some eyes. Meanwhile Cameron become irrelevant, Rob can't translate Subway, Bobi enjoys looking at barrels, and Thom saves his ex. All this plus a thrilling game of "Train Facts!" Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow Thom on Instagram and Threads

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang spend ninety (or thereabouts) minutes staring into the mirror and examining their thoughts on DS9's "Crossover" in this extra long DS9 Minute! Julian is a Dave-Head, Kira likes the temperature just so, and Odo has Play-doh hands. Meanwhile Cameron cleans his cord drawer, Rob promotes zen driving, Bobi suggests The Triangle of Sadness, and John wants to watch The Big Hit! All this plus a rousing game of Our Mirror Year. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Chris Khatami joins the gang to tell dad jokes about "Bloodlines!" Picard gets caught with his relics out, Beverly gets fired from daytime TV, and Riker eats a pie. Meanwhile Cameron names a Hunger Games character, Rob opens our Christmas presents, Bobi learns from a t-shirt, and Chris gets profound. All this plus a rousing game of Bad Dad Quiz! Engage!  Hear more from Chris on Spec Script!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy drops in to surprise Bobi's twin, Drift, to discuss cool uncles, bad dads, and water balloons with "Firstborn!" Picard whips up some biometic gel, Geordie gets out-negotiated, and Alexander gets some Skittles. Meanwhile, Cameron travels through time to take a business class, Rob sells Kevin Smith some shirts, Bobi lets Rob get the last laugh, Drift takes a ride on the Marcy train and Marcy gets a time limit. Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang wonder what it's like to live in paradise as they discuss "The Maquis pt 2!" Sisko laughs at his own joke, Dukat gets his groove back and Quark knows how to handle Lady Spock. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch