Gyno Appointment Overdue

Lucy and Sydney delve into the world of Fantasy Football, which Sydney posits isn’t so different from Dungeons and Dragons. Plus they discuss the Mariners first playoff appearance in 21 years!   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Whew! This is a long one people - but Lucy and Sydney had some catching up to do! Listen as Lucy recounts the drama and trauma of King James' recent visit to Seattle. Plus her ensuing twitter beef with NBA All-Star Jamal Crawford. It's a wild ride!   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Lucy and Sydney are back and revisiting the best reality show of the 2000s: Dance Moms! Join as they analyze the psychology of eccentric coaches who like to teach via bullying. Along the way you'll learn about their Olympic aspirations, what animal Sydney looks the most like, and how bad both Lucy and Sydney are at speaking French.    Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

In today’s slap-happy episode, Lucy and Sydney return to examine the Oscar's, the NCAA tournament, and why all the Bachelor contestants should date each other. Plus they open up about their recent break-up and why them and Russel AREN'T staying friends.    Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Lucy and Sydney take a look at the ever important, final shot in a basketball game and try to determine what kind of player should take it. Without definitive answers they turn to astrology to explore if being “clutch” is written in the stars.    Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Lucy and Sydney are back with their most bitter episode yet! Listen as they commiserate on lack of playing time and wonder if they were the problem all along. This episode features dramatic re-enactments and outlandish fan questions. Perfect listening material for anyone who finds themselves trying to ESCAPE THE BENCH!   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Lucy and Sydney are finally back in the New Year with a whole new vibe! Today they discuss Antonio Brown, who dramatically stripped and exited the field during his pro football game. His antics and dating life make Lucy and Sydney speculate on motives, money, and if your doctor knows every sex position. Your Gyno Appointment has been Overdue far too long, we’re back!   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Despite overall vaccination rates being high across America’s favorite professional sports leagues, a few outspoken voices of dissent remain. This includes Aaron Rogers, who failed to tell the press that when he stated, “I’ve been immunized,” he actually meant he had drank a funny tea that a homeopathic doctor told him about, and proceeded to act as though he was vaccinated. Lucy and Sydney discuss Rogers and other pro-sports personalities who have refused the COVID vaccine.    Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Today Lucy and Sydney review some extremely awkward post-game interviews and try to parse out who’s to blame for these uncomfortable confrontations. Sure, players are on edge after a loss but, come on, you mean to tell us NONE of these interviewers are trolling?   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Jon Gruden was recently exposed following a series of leaked emails demonstrating his racist, homophobic, misogynistic beliefs. Lucy and Sydney discuss the legendary coach’s history and if this is actually as shocking a discovery as it’s being portrayed.     Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1   Article: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/oct/14/jon-gruden-was-hostile-to-black-people-for-years-before-his-emails-came-out   

What happens when three of the NBA's strongest (and strangest) players join forces in Brooklyn? Listen as Lucy fills Sydney in on the off the court antics of three of the best players in all of basketball. It’ll either be the greatest basketball team ever composed, or the end of the world when these guys are on the court together.    Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

On today’s episode Lucy and Sydney take look at the winningest quarterback of all times’ secret to success: TB12. Tom Brady isn’t just living the winning lifestyle but selling it too through his health and wellness brand. We just want to know who the hell is buying it?   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1   Article: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2017/nov/08/tom-brady-health-book-tb12-science 

College football started back up last weekend and it only seems right to start the season off by recapping the biggest scandals the sport has ever known. From cheating on tests to players trading old jock straps for tattoos, one thing will become very clear to Sydney and Lucy: college athletes should get paid.   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

On today’s episode Lucy and Sydney examine the Kardashian curse. Are the terrible fates which have befallen the many, many, many athletes the Kardashian sisters have dated a coincidence? Or is something more insidious at play?   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Today’s episode features the latest NBA move as Russell “Goes way too hard” Westbrook signs with the Los Angeles Lakers. Sydney and Lucy discuss the Lakers' likelihood of success and the concept of “Super Teams” at large.   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

Is National Hockey League star Evander Kane compromising the integrity of his sport with his gambling, or is this a just a rumor started by his scorned wife?  Whether it’s true or not, this story has Lucy exclaiming “Wow! I should start watching hockey!” Listen as Lucy and Sydney speculate.   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1  

The Man the Myth the Legend: Lebron James.  Best known for his on-the-court performance, but today Lucy and Sydney delve into his off-the-court antics.    Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1   Links:   Tee Grizzley- “First Day Out” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWh4O6ujK4o Golf Digest Article by Roger Sollenberger https://www.golfdigest.com/story/lebron-james-10-most-passive-aggressive-social-media-moments  

Lucy takes Sydney on a wild journey through the history of Ultimate Fighting. Along the way they discover what Sydney and late Senator John McCain have in common.   Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1

NBA Allstar James Harden was tired of losing again and again in Houston. His creative solution out was a power move, to say the least. What will Sydney think of Harden's biggest accomplishment yet?    Intro and outro: High Pulp - "Hookai"  https://open.spotify.com/artist/7mcmohD0Iz3xqKHaMXt5Cf?si=ri_R3mcXSvGKnrWJNNXm5Q&dl_branch=1