Here's the Tower

I'm the kind of rapper who likes to rap and I'm rapping to my rap songs when I rap and everybody knows that I like to rap and now you're the one listening to me when I rap.

It's certainly not as great as anything in the Reese's Universe – and we'll discuss that – but it also certainly isn't as bad as your neighbor's mom's candy bars. 

Candidate Trump addresses a crowd of his supporters late on Election Night 2024.

An instrumental song built with some sounds and techniques that remind me of the keyboard-based music I loved while growing up.

After a long summer's day on the countryside, two special friends lie in the grass at look at the stars.

In the middle of the supermarket, the protagonist of today's 44-second audio drama comes to a painful realization.

Experience the century's greatest orators as you've never heard them before.

The charming and affable Chattahoochee River Strangler stops by with a personal message for listeners of Here's the Tower.

Today, we'll take a look back at some pivotal moments in American history as they unfolded on YouTube.

Here's the Tower investigates the coordinated effort by food packagers to make the lids on jars increasingly tighter.

Your bro Todd is here to answer all your questions on his Legitimate Bicycles Review Channel.

I memorized Lincoln's famous speech when I was younger, but I don't really remember it. I hope you don't mind if I paraphrase.

I had a dream last night about how it was tropical and breezy on the island. If I could only focus and put it into words.

It is a snowy winter night at Tower Manor as Lord Chutney responds to a desperate rasp upon the door.

Standup comedian Chekhov Foxworthy returns with more bits from his classic routine: You Might Be a Russian Spammer.

Our 31-week Fantasy Cabinet contest has come to a thrilling conclusion and it's time to announce the winner.

Bertrand Benoit is a traveling grifter, a card trickster on the wrong side of the law, making his way across the bayou.

It's time to warm up those rusty pipes again and sing along to your favorite television theme songs.

We were just kids, knocking around, having fun. But then the money started rolling in.

Enjoy the warm, crackling sound of vintage vinyl, and know when to take a sweater.

Previously on The Price Is Right: Sometimes I wish my favorite television shows had crossover episodes.

Ilsa finds Rick drowning his sorrows at the bar. She walks in and pulls up a stool.

Crank up your jambox and sing along with these fresh life hacks you can use when you do your chores.

This song is intended for use at post-pandemic parties only. Please don't let the excitement of the singalong put you or your friends at risk.

Small town radio host Lester is happy to share his knowledge and advice on any topic his listeners might need help with.

Join us for a very special episode direct from the Moscow Bureau: our exclusive interview with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Today we ponder the vastness of the universe and the many unanswered questions it holds.

Apparently, the Tom Selleck who appears in Blue Bloods every Friday night on CBS is not the real Tom Selleck.

We're counting down the greatest, hottest beeps in the country.

At Davidson’s Sausages, our employees are the wurst.

The excitement is palpable tonight at the Dirty Ol' Opry as luminaries from the dirty country music scene are on hand for the 44th Annual Academy of Dirty Country Music Awards.

Randy has some major issues the price and quality of Adobe's design software.

This episode was recorded entirely while I was asleep.

Today's episode will transport you to a busy airport where you can sit back and imagine yourself suffering the punishment of air travel way back in precedented times.

A 10-minute musical experiment that explores the interplay of weaving notes and melodies together with different instruments and combinations.

Your hands are everything and you need dexterity to live your best life. But arthritis pain can get in the way.

Randy calls in with some straight talk about the coronavirus and how he likes wearing a mask because he ain't much to look at.

Let's take a moment to celebrate that it has been 20 years since the last time all living humans were on Earth.

Today we're talking with a couple wide-eyed children from the 1950s who have a lot of questions about life in the future. Will there be flying cars and home computers in the year 2000?

This is a special audience-participation episode called Fantasy Cabinet. You can play.

Far out, man! It's Here's the Tower's season finale, so come along, everybody. Let's celebrate this beautiful life we're living.

Gather 'round the smart speaker for an old timey radio play. Our main character, Frank, just purchased a smart home system that has the voice of country legend Merle Haggard. But soon after he plugs it in, Merle begins complicating Frank's life.

In this sequel to Episode 49, Here's the Tower's team of investigative journalists continue digging into an unsolved case from four decades ago.

What in the world is the Tower doing in Debbie's apartment? Seems like he's up to his same old wacky high jinks again!

If you've mastered the previous lesson, it's time to move on to the next level.

Sony announced their new Walkman models with a lot of new features for playing your tapes on the go. But it’s what the new design is ditching that has most people abuzz.

Today's scene is a concert hall. We are with two friends who are anticipating what the orchestra might have prepared for them.

About the size of a US half dollar, and painstakingly minted in solid, brilliant, uncirculated cooper nickel, the Coin Commemorative Coin is a beautiful souvenir reminder of when people used coins. 

In this special 9 1/2-minute episode, Curtis Mead tells us a cautionary tale about answering the door at a famous person's house.

Just when you thought he couldn't get any more petty in his personal attacks, now he has his own hardcore music podcast and he's calling out the straightedge posers.