Hey, Is This Thing On?!

Episode 12 starts with bloopers immediately going off the rails after Theresa (“Monday wife”) and Jr crash the intro 😭 From Scuba Daddy, drunk stories, and rawdoggin’ life…to mushroom convos, Vegas chaos, airport fart attacks, and Richard making Lex violently uncomfortable with ONE phrase…this episode is absolute unhinged energy from start to finish.Also discussed:• Trauma humor• Ballroom dancing• Soft palate bruising• Temu inventions• Human skunk activity• “ARE YOU KIND?!”• And why people with dogs are automatically trustworthyHosted by Lex P, DJ Vinny Mac & Richard.

Vince is out sick this episode, so things go COMPLETELY off the rails. 💀We dive into surrogacy, “Carmel crack” in church, getting reported for cheating on COD when you’re literally just decent at the game, and why Richard’s mom gets mad when he tells people he’s adopted…even though he’s not. 😂Halfway through the episode our edibles kicked in HARD and honestly? You can tell. We talk accidentally taking way-too-strong eddies, tripping on a curb and tearing a hip, why metal in your body suddenly starts hurting when the weather changes, and Richard repeatedly saying “it is SO nice over here” like a malfunctioning NPC.We also somehow end up discussing:🔥 BBQ masters🎲 Dungeons & Dragons🏛️ My son running Minecraft town meetings like a tiny mayor🧠 Eye tracking after brain injuries🌮 24-hour Mexican food cravings🌶️ Why NOTHING is ever spicy enough for me🐷 Green pigs & chickensBasically this episode is what happens when nobody is supervising the podcast.🎙️ Hosted by Lex P, DJ Vinny Mac & Richard📍 “Hey, Is This Thing On?!” Podcast

🎙️ EPISODE 10 – BLOOPERS & CHAOSWe finally included bloopers… and yeah, that set the tone for everything that followed 😅This episode goes everywhere — conspiracies, random debates, questionable takes, and moments that had us crying laughing.If you like unfiltered conversations, weird topics, and absolutely zero structure… you’re in the right place.⚠️ Not for the easily offended😂 Definitely not a serious podcast🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts🔥 Clips dropping all weekDrop your favorite moment below 👇#Podcast #ComedyPodcast #Unfiltered #FunnyPodcast #Chaos #HotTakes #Storytime #DarkHumor

This episode starts off as pure chaos… and honestly it never recovers.Our best friend Theresa joins us on the mic and the conversation immediately derails. We start off talking about finally monetizing our Facebook content and Hagrid completely losing his mind over our social media outreach.Then things get… weird.We dive into the reality of losing your sex drive after a hysterectomy, artificial hormones, libido struggles, and whether things like honey packs or “exercising your taint” actually help.But that’s only the beginning.Somehow this episode also includes:Hagrid aggressively explaining a woman’s period“Don’t look at my butt waffle”Ugly Christmas outfits for Vin’s birthdayWhether Hagrid would cut his hair at 1K followersVince talking Seahawks while Hagrid thinks we’re discussing baseballDumb weed strain namesThe important question: Can you boof RSO?“You can boof anything if you're brave enough”Hagrid claiming he does not poopGreeting people the way dogs doTheresa getting auctioned off for goats and ducks“I want royalties off my butthole”Parenting chaos storiesWiener sloths and slowjobsGlass bowl toiletsAnd somehow… snakes.This episode is a complete trainwreck and we regret nothing.Welcome back to Hey, Is This Thing On?

This week we’re joined by our buddy Kris, and honestly… nothing was safe. We kick things off with a horrible Walmart story that somehow turns into a deep dive on service animal laws, violating rights, and why nobody actually knows what they’re legally allowed to do anymore. From toll roads, highways, and REAL ID charges to the unforgettable moment of “and that man kissed me on the lips!” — things spiral fast.We get into relationships and real life: who actually owns the bed, are women secretly training men for the couch, why looks and lust aren’t everything, and why going to therapy does NOT make you weak. Kris shares his worst date ever, a night of absolute nonsense that somehow cost him $1,000, while we unpack controlling exes and why being brutally honest at the beginning of relationships matters.Then it gets feral.Truck driver stories.A wax-your-butthole guy.Hagrid’s legendary lot lizard story.“She washed herself in a puddle and went on to rock the next truck.”Lot Lizard of the Month.Biker dudes don’t play.Bright hair as a warning sign.And somehow, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie ties it all together.Unhinged, honest, hilarious, and accidentally insightful.Buckle up — this episode is a ride. 🎙️🔥

This week, we welcome Sean Brockman to the podcast — owner of All Fixed LLC — and somehow a conversation about apartment maintenance spirals into poop particles, poop knives, and asking the age-old question: white caulk or black caulk?We talk about:The unspoken rule of cleaning up your damn tools in the garageCustomers being a pain in the buttGod watching you mess up and saying “I saw that”Working apartment maintenance and the things you can’t unsee“Fart fan” becoming a recurring characterToilet seat rules, meteor butt, and why poop particles are unavoidableJourneymen strippers, smooth kitty, and eating actual food at strip clubsGrand Theft Auto being absolutely lawless“Soft girly era” games vs. these hands rated E for EveryoneThings you should never say to women in public (seriously… don’t)And why we do, in fact, recoverIf you’ve ever lived in an apartment, worked maintenance, or questioned humanity while holding a caulk gun… this one’s for you.

Tizzy TEACH is in the building — our very first guest.But before we get into the music, we had to ask the real question… who tf is Brandon?!In this episode, we sit down with Tizzy TEACH — singer, rapper, songwriter, skateboarder, single parent, and lifelong student of life — to talk about the journey behind the name. From getting comfortable with people liking your voice (and your opinions), to navigating single parenthood, creativity, discipline, and resilience, this conversation goes everywhere — and we mean everywhere.We dive into deep personal stories, the realities of being an artist, resisting the pressure of drugs and alcohol in the music industry, learning to adapt and evolve, and pressing forward even when life straight-up sucks. We also cover music shame, the healing power of music, work/life balance, staying humble and open, and why you should never stop learning.Plus:– disciplining kids– letting kids explore (safely 😅)– the dangers of “the floor is lava”– “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” moments– Harry Potter revelations– skateboarding– chicken tacos 🌮– PNW weather– and so much moreThis episode is honest, funny, reflective, and packed with wisdom — the kind you only get from lived experience.🎧 Tap in. Learn something. Laugh a little. Stay curious.

This episode is a full-on rollercoaster 😂We kick things off with a Skoolie Foundation shoutout, celebrate Hagrid’s birthday (yes, I sang), and tell the story of getting drunk with my dad at Vin’s job. From there it spirals into trying to walk quietly, running in heels, pickleback shots, Long Island iced teas, fasting, SyFy shows, Stranger Things, and Hagrid being a full-on Magic-playing nerd.We also get into something real—what genuine adult friendships with the opposite sex actually look like and why they matter.Equal parts chaos, laughter, and real talk. Listen/watch now 🎧🎥

🎙️ NEW EPISODE IS LIVE! 😂🔥(…and yes, Lex P had absolutely NO voice, so bear with us 😭💀)This week’s episode may be short, but it’s absolutely stuffed with chaos. In just 30 minutes we covered:💨 Crop dusting & old man farts🎤 How NOT to spit on a mic👀 Netflix + Steam serving weird-ass content🧩 Kids, video games, and parenting rules📱 When kids should (and shouldn’t) be online🏠 Homesteading, ingredients, health & why pork is the villain😅 Strict childhoods, Zoom outfits, and impressionable tiny humansFrom stupid funny to actually deep — it’s a wild ride 😅And again… Lex had no damn voice. So, lower your expectations accordingly 😂⸻🔥 Listen now & tell us:Which part made you laugh, cringe, or rethink your life?

This episode of “Hey, Is This Thing On?!” is pure chaotic therapy — the kind you don’t have to copay for. We’re talking about trying to break generational trauma while also deciding whether kids need spankings, wall sits, or to go hug a tree and think about their choices. We accidentally trauma-dump, overshare poop stories, expose our worst parenting moments, and debate strains that make your heart race like you just saw your ex. There’s also bidet talk (again), flinging meat out windows, truck-stop runways, brain damage confessions, and the eternal question: What can you say about dinner…but definitely NOT about your spouse? If you laugh, cry, or question your life choices while listening — congratulations: you’re one of us now.

In this episode of “Hey, Is This Thing On?!,” Lex P, DJ Vinny Mac, and Hagrid dive headfirst into a whirlwind of real talk. We’re chatting everything from setting boundaries to navigating the delicate balance between prayer, relationships, and mental health resources. We’re tackling hypothetical accidents, church dilemmas, and the fine print of life insurance policies—all while trying (and occasionally failing) not to curse.We also get real about the heavy stuff: from the ways pain meds are overprescribed to the cultural divide between cannabis and alcohol. Expect some heartfelt moments too—like when Hagrid makes Lex cry—or some unfiltered talk about sex work, arguments with spouses, trauma triggers, and the art of just letting things go and prioritizing your peace.Buckle up for a full spectrum of emotions and a whole lot of unapologetic realness. This episode is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

In this episode, things get wild fast. From karaoke nights and questionable beer pong rules to cloning your private parts (yes really), Lex P, Hagrid and DJ Vinny Mac dive headfirst into the hilarious, awkward, and brutally honest side of relationships, vasectomies, and even bleached buttholes. Buckle up - this one's unfiltered.