Hot Girls Watch F1

Miami was basically an action movie. “Lights, Camera, Action:” beach days, DJ sets, and assassination attempts.

F1 withdrawals have Emily & Josie researching topics they have no business talking about. However, you will get their opinions on how the stars are shifting dynamics on the grid. 

What has a 14 second lead, rose water at the podium, and his teammate butt hurt?If you don’t know the answer then Josie and Emily will catch you up on all the details for the Suzuka race.

Kimi went from buying beers to popping champagne bottles real quick. George is still processing and McClaren may be taking papaya rules too far.

Welcome back to the 2026 Hot Girls Watch F1 Season. Kicking off the Australian GP with some repeat misfortune, a newly wed podium, and a long way to go for many teams.

And with that the 2025 season comes to an end: Lando’s a top, Max is more healed than all of us combined, and it’ll be Ferrari's year next year.

Josie and Em trash talk McLaren's team strategy, Russell (per usual), and the bullies online harassing a teenager.

We are coming out of Vegas tangled in a three-way fever dream of Mickey Mouse, Terry Crews, and Edward Cullen.

This week hot girls did not crash out, but the boys sure did. Max & George make one last ditch effort to save the marriage, and Yuki is gonna get two Christmases.

Scorpio szn means Josie is in her feels but we didn’t think that Russel would be so down bad he’d need Toto to swoop in and save him from the McClaren attacking his booty hole.

Whether you were sweating in the Texas heat or watching through a face mask at home, we can all tell the Sprint crash out was Piastri’s fault, Sainz’s backwards hat is unmatched, and we’re all lowkey wanting Max to win the driver championship.

Singapore brought the heat with sweaty drivers, sassy radios, and savage instagram comments.

All is right in the universe, Max won, Sainz is on the podium, and Emily is back!

Josie goes solo for today’s pod because Emily got MARRIED!! Speaking of marriage, if Lando and Piastri were married, it might be time for them to go see a couple’s therapist. 

LeClerc tests out new cell service locations on the track, Hadjar finds trophies are not as durable as they look, and Ferrari attends their own funeral.

No crashes but plenty of crash outs as we head into the summer break. Will the 3 weeks off give these divas time to re-group or will freedom from their work life only make them hate everything more?

And we’re back after a long summer break. Josie and Em discuss divas, validate the emotions of men, and will be trending on socials as much as a Jet2 Holiday!

5 DNFs, 4-legged friends, 3 lego trophies, 2 teammates fighting, 1 Nico Hülkenberg (a haiku)

Is Kimi the only one on the grid that can crack Max’s cold heart, or is it because they’re going to be future teammates?

In: Roadkill & Responsible drinking Out: George Russell’s Toy Story Ass

Max v LeClerc v George v Lawson & Bearman v Red Bull v Himself

Slow and steady wins the race and also might win the girl in both Lando & Christian’s case.  

Toto played the role of absent father; George had to be the dad who stepped up. Even Josie & Emily's special powers couldn't save Kimi from his stepdad.

Corporate America had a chokehold on Miami this weekend with Barbies, NFL players, and grown ass men straddling in Lego cars.

Tension starts to build at Saudi Arabia with penalties, teammate quarrels, and corner 1 crashes. Hadjar would probably suggest a team retreat at the Cozy Cone Motel.

Josie & Emily are back at the pod after their reunion weekend; it was probably the least productive business trip in history. No matter your political party, can we all agree that disciplinary wheels instead of 5 second penalties is the move.

A boring race but not a boring pod. Emily & Josie discuss being a girls girl, promposals, and investment opportunities for filmmakers.

Most of the action came after the race, the DQs, this Pod, and the speculation of on early exit from a rookie driver.

We are so back! Emily & Josie are kicking off the first pod of season 3 by discussing their speculations, support for Gen Z drivers, and misogyny on the grid after a slippy slidey first race down under.

From the start of the season all the way to the end, Emily and Josie have been dropping hot takes, shitting on rich men, and introducing a fun little game called FMK. This episode is no different. Spoiler alert: it's a throuple situation.

As we always say, “better late than never.” That was definitely the case in Qatar. The Stewards delayed the yellow flag, Alpine delayed the breakup with Ocon, and Yuki realizes that beavers do not in fact live in Qatar.

Dun-dun-dun-dun Max FOUR-stappen. Emily & Josie recap the Vegas race, Max’s drink choices & Ferrari’s frosting fall.

Just like there was too much rain at Sao Paulo, there was too much to cover on this episode in the description. Listen to Josie and Emily get heated about their two WORST drivers and find out.

Take a pit stop, grab a drink, and listen to all the tea that went down on the track at the Mexican GP.

Hop down memory lane in our VCAB, while we look back on 1-years worth of pod episodes. Josie and Emily talk about the growth of their relationship through silly topics such as their curiosity of Max.

A man who can cry, is a man who can get an entire episode dedicated to him.

Misery loves company and after this week’s race there’s plenty to go around. We recommend group therapy for Max, Logan, Checo, and Sainz. Adult friendships are hard, but trauma bonding makes it easy.

Shit-talking, shit strategies, and colonoscopies…what do they all have in common? Monza.

Where does F1 and the Hunger Games meet?...F***, Marry, Kill…obviously. Emily & Josie spontaneously launch a new segment & Williams spontaneously launches Sargent back to the USA.

With recent signings: let’s just say Sainz is Zoloft and Ocon is Meth. Who do you think made the right choice? #mentalhealthmoment

Piastri wins a race and no one’s excited about it. Has hell frozen over? Oh wait, Max had a major meltdown over the radio, so, nope this is reality.

You think the drought in California is bad? Ever go 1000 days without an F1 win?? Lewis (the advocate he is) would say both are bad but his water works at the end of the race tell us everything we need to know.

All you need to know about the Austrian GP is that Max and Lando go head to head. Jury is still out on their friendship. Emily & Josie go head to head on their F1 loyalties, but their friendship is stronger than ever.

A mid-race means Emily & Josie go off script with a new segment and they honor the newest guest in the paddock, Sweetcorn. What pets do you think the drivers would have?

Montreal this week & Josie actually got to watch the best race of the year while Emily was tied up at an event vital to the Illinois economy.

Josie & Emily recap the Monaco Grand Prix in their new ‘Race in 5” segment. Its an episode full of emotions today as they process the red flags of this race through lived experiences and bird trauma.

If you think the race at Imola was entertaining, we can't be friends. Josie and Emily go a little off track in this week's episode to chat about their favorite team principles, the new sponsorships F1 needs, and the worst driver team's we could imagine.

Josie and Emily battle against technical difficulties while Hamilton battles a dirty K-Mag, Piastri battles a collision with Sainz, and Max battles a cone.

Another race they didn’t watch live, but there was still plenty of action. In fact, quite a few cars got mashed up on the track. This reminded Emily and Josie of a fun preteen past time.

We hate to say it was a typical F1 weekend, but it was a typical F1 weekend…so Josie and Emily improvise with some bird talk, weekend shenanigans, and ice cream sandwiches.