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Hypothetical Humans

Each week Nick and Casey discuss a hypothetical situation that could potentially plague the world - and how they think it’ll play out. Lightly researched, highly entertaining. Hypothetically. Listen to us on iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, and other major platforms!

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    Episode 23: The Land Before Hypothetical

    In this episode of the Hypothetical Humans Podcast, Nick and Casey take on the largest creatures to ever roam the earth, besides your mom. The pair discuss the iconic film, The Land Before Time. Casey explores Sarah the triceratops' dark past while Nick has a strange craving.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] 

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    Episode 22: Searching for Service

    On this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss a world without cell phone. Nick talks about how badass the old guys at Motorola were, while Casey comes to fruition on how everyones sex life would seize to exist.    Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]  Sources(s): https://www.knowyourmobile.com/nokia/nokia-3310/19848/history-mobile-phones-1973-2008-handsets-made-it-all-happen/page/0/1

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    Episode 21: Beyond a Reasonable Drought

    On this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss a world dryer than Nick’s sahara elbows. Nick talks dying plants and animals, while Casey panics over the thought of stinky neighbors. But can their Shark Tank business idea save us all?   Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]  Sources(s): https://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/climate-weather/atmospheric/weather6.htm https://youtu.be/YUSAP_0ZBiI

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    Episode 20: Drinking and Thriving

    In this episode of the Hypothetical Humans Podcast. Nick and Casey discuss  a modern day prohibition. Nick $peaks 3az$y and colludes all over the floor, while Casey breaks everything then serenades us with the smooth sounds of Seal.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]  Source(s):  https://www.history.com/topics/roaring-twenties/prohibition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_beverage_control_state https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ynk6uD78tI https://craftbeerclub.com/blog/post/weird-drinking-laws-in-our-50-states

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    Episode 19: Invader Timbs

    On this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss Extraterrestrial lifeforms. The pair imagine the interaction between aliens and Donald Trump. Casey explains her personal (completely unscientific) alien theory, while Nick analyzes New Yorkers during a potential invasion.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]  Source(s):  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life#cite_note-25 http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2017-10-31-aliens-may-be-more-us-we-think https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/27/nyregion/blue-sky-queens-explosion.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Aerospace_Threat_Identification_Program

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    Episode 18: Nah Sun

    On this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss life without the sun! The duo shares facts about the importance of the sun, and the effects of its disappearance on Earth. Casey attempts to patent city size heating booths, while Nick debates quality of life with the cold.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]  Source(s):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzyytRY5htk&t=130s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rltpH6ck2Kc https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-07/if-sun-went-out-how-long-could-life-earth-survive https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-compare/en/

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    Episode 17: Walk This Way

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss a world without transportation. Nick teaches us about the biggest catastrophe in the automotive industry and Casey shows us the power of the Bird scooters.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]  Source(s):  Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car  http://www.jetsetmag.com/travel/aviation/evolution-of-transportation/ History: https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/first-airplane-flies Bird: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_(company)

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    Episode 16: Rocket (Hypothetical) Humans

    On episode of the Hypothetical Humans podcast, Nick and Casey discuss the future of space travel. Casey explores the science of space travel, while Nick utilizes his google assistant to discover space smells like seared steak. The duo express their moon landing theories. Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Source(s): Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_exploration Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_tourism Space: https://www.space.com/24701-how-long-does-it-take-to-get-to-mars.html Google Maps of the International Space Station: https://www.google.com/maps/space/iss/@29.5602853,-95.0853914,2a,75y,223.98h,86.34t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1szChzPIAn4RIAAAQvxgbyEg!2e0!7i10000!8i5000?hl=en

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    Episode 15: Motha Sucka

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss their take on the second best suckers in the world - vampires. Nick sells his absurdly logical anti-vampire safety plan and Casey teaches proper killing technique. Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Source(s): National Geographic: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/10/vampires-europe-new-england-halloween-history/ Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire

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    Episode 14: Ice Ice Baby

    In this episode of the Hypothetical Humans Podcast, Nick and Casey discuss a modern day ice age. Casey talks about the dangers of her erect nipples, Nick explains why no one cares about Antarctica and the couple continuously complain about how cold it gets during the winter.. every year. Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Source(s): Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age

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    Episode 13: Hello Darkness

    On this episode of the Hypothetical Humans podcast Nick and Casey discuss a world without power! Nick explains how Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) would cause Casey to not be able to eat a hot pocket ever again, and Casey declares her fear of an Amish take over. Take notes, kids. Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Source(s): Ask A Prepper: http://www.askaprepper.com/emp-myths-and-facts-whats-bs-and-whats-true NASA: https://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/sun_darkness.html History: https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/blackout-hits-northeast-united-states

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    Episode 12: Net Force Trauma

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss a catastrophic loss to the internet. Casey debates life post memes and Nick is afraid of phone calls. The duo discuss their favorite adult cinema scenes (yes we mean porn). Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Source(s): BBC: http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170207-what-if-the-internet-stopped-for-a-day Thrillest: https://www.thrillist.com/culture/what-would-happen-if-the-internet-went-out-48-hours-without-internet# Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

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    Episode 11: Slash Me Daddy

    In this Halloween edition of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey talk about slashers. Casey confesses her secret attraction to Michal Myers (the killer, not the guy that plays Shrek). Nick fangirls over his favorite machete wielding murder and the couple play a game of fuck, marry, kill. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Source(s): 5 Famous Slashers (And Their Real-Life Counterparts) - https://horror.media/5-famous-slashers-and-their-real-life-counterparts Richard Speck - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Speck John Wayne Gacy - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy HH Holmes Murder Castle - https://allthatsinteresting.com/h-h-holmes-house

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    Episode 10: Stop Plaguing With Me

    In this special episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey are joined by medical professional and expert in all things doctor, Steven, P.A. (he’s from Staten Island so take it with a grain of salt). The group discusses the origins of the black death and why it killed off ⅓ of the population. Steven explains how the disease is transmitted and how we would deal with an outbreak in modern day. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious | @Steven_Ingrassia Send us an email: [email protected] Source(s): Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague WebMD: https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/plague-faq#1 Medical News Today: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322198.php CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/plague/faq/index.html

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    Episode 9: Fecal Matters

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, things take a shitty turd, i mean turn. Nick and Casey discuss a world without the porcelain throne. Casey gets REAL personal about her unfortunate medical condition and Nick divulges that he may not be washing his hands as well as he thought. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]

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    Episode 8: Water You Talking About

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey the ever so depressing water crisis. Nick does the job of government for them and Casey is convinced that you can order pork chops from Chinese takeout. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]

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    Episode 7: The End

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Casey and Nick discuss the apocalypse. Casey actually thinks she would live (lol ok), Nick describes his deepest fantasies, and the duo uncover the inevitable fate of the world, kinda. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected]

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    Episode 6: Just Let Me Die

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    Episode 5: Too Hungry For These Games

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Casey and Nick discuss a hypothetical American Hunger Games. The duo explain the benefits of New York culture in the games and how they would they would compare in other states. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Merch Store: bonfire.com/hypotheticalhumans

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    Episode 4: Driving Ms. Lazy

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss modern day self driving cars, and the future of autonomous vehicles. Casey incriminates herself for eating while driving (allegedly), the duo describe their ideal Uber driver, and Nick’s secret road rage is uncovered. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Merch Store: teespring.com/hypothetical-humans

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    Episode 3: I Can Be Your Hero Baby

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss the possibility of superheroes co-existing in real life. We learn the couple's ideal superpower fantasies and Nick's not so super name. Casey talks about her love for super ladies while Nick passionately defends Marvel. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Merch Store: teespring.com/hypothetical-humans

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    Episode 2: Eat Me.

    In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss the origins of cannibalism and how it could be actualized in modern day America. Nick insights a hypothetical race war, explains PETA, and Casey puts her wikipedia knowledge in action Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: [email protected] Merch Store: teespring.com/hypothetical-humans

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    Episode 1: Purge-atory

    In this inaugural episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss what would hypothetically happen during The Purge, Nick's "special towel," Casey pretends she has a psychology degree (it's only a minor), and the pair attempt to decode ASMR.

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Each week Nick and Casey discuss a hypothetical situation that could potentially plague the world - and how they think it’ll play out. Lightly researched, highly entertaining. Hypothetically. Listen to us on iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, and other major platforms!

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