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I Told My Wife I'm Paying Bills

Join Slim, Black, and Chris—three friends with a deep love for video games, movies, TV shows, and all things nerdy—as they bring their unfiltered takes, sharp humor, and nostalgic vibes to every episode. Whether we're debating the best villains, diving into classic games, or roasting plot holes, it’s always real, always fun, and always for the culture. Come kick it with us!

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    Episode 65: Rated “T” for Trauma

    Cartoons were supposed to be fun. Family movies were supposed to be safe. So why do so many of us still remember the scenes that completely wrecked us as kids? In this episode of I Told My Wife I’m Paying Bills, the crew is joined by special guest Steve to revisit the moments from the 80’s and 90’s that earned an unofficial rating: “T” for Trauma.” From the nightmare fuel of Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit to the eerie vibes of Alice in Wonderland and the straight-up terror of Salem's Lot, we’re breaking down the scenes that hit way harder than they should have. We also touch on unforgettable moments from Gremlins and The NeverEnding Story, mixing nostalgia, laughs, and a whole lot of “yo… why was this allowed?” energy. If you grew up in this era, chances are… you’re still recovering 😄📺

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    Episode 64: The Reveal Nobody Was Ready For

    The cameras are on and the chaos is real. Slim, Black aka The Raging Bull X, and Chris pull back the curtain with unfiltered laughs, wild takes, and real talk on gaming, nostalgia, and life. From PC vs Xbox struggles to childhood classics like Silverhawks and Bionic 6, this is more than a podcast… it’s the energy behind it. This isn’t just a reintroduction. It’s the reveal nobody was ready for. 🎙️⚡

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    Episode 63: Chaos vs Control

    Chaos meets control in this episode as Slim is joined once again by special guest Jason to break down one of the greatest villain showdowns of all time: the Joker vs Lex Luthor. Instead of debating the characters themselves, we focus on the actors who brought them to life. From classic portrayals to modern versions, we talk about which performances stood out the most, which ones surprised us, and which versions truly captured the heart of each villain. We also reveal our personal favorites, compare how each actor approached the roles, and debate who really defined the Joker’s chaos and Lex Luthor’s cold, calculated brilliance. If you’ve ever argued about who played these characters the best, this episode is basically that conversation turned into a full show. 🎭🧠🃏

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    Episode 62: Performance Review Joker vs Lex Luthor

    What’s the worst job in the DC Universe? In this episode, Chris is joined by returning guest Jason for a debate that flips the spotlight onto the villains. Instead of asking who’s the best, we’re asking who would be the worst boss to work for.Jason argues that working for Lex Luthor means impossible expectations, dangerous missions, and being completely disposable. Chris makes the case that working for the Joker is even worse, thanks to chaos, deadly jokes, and a very short life expectancy for his henchmen.From workplace safety and job security to some of the most infamous henchman horror stories in comics and movies, we break down which villain truly deserves the title of worst boss ever.🎙️

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    Episode 61: Black History Special | The Voices We Grew Up With

    This Black History Month, we’re celebrating a different kind of legend. The ones we heard before we ever knew their faces. From cartoons and video games to animated heroes and unforgettable mentors, Black voice actors helped shape our childhoods, our imaginations, and the way we connected to the stories we loved.In this special episode, we reflect on iconic voices like James Avery, Cree Summer, Phil LaMarr, and others who brought depth, humor, strength, and soul to characters across generations. We talk about why voice acting hits differently, how these performances made us feel seen, and why these artists deserve their flowers while they’re still here.This isn’t just about animation or nostalgia. It’s about legacy, representation, and the voices that helped raise us.🎙️🖤

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    Episode 60: Unboxed Memories | A Toying with Nostalgia Special.

    For their first video episode of the year, Slim and Chris crack open their personal toy collections in Unboxed Memories | A Toying with Nostalgia Special. This isn’t about rarity or resale value. It’s about the toys that stuck with them, the stories behind the shelves, and the memories that never stayed in the box.From childhood favorites to figures that followed them into adulthood, the guys share why these pieces still matter and how toys became time capsules for different chapters of life. Pull up a seat, take a look at the shelves, and enjoy a more personal side of Toying with Nostalgia.

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    Episode 59: One Year Older, Still Talking Geek.

    Another year down, and we’re still doing what we do best. In this year-end review episode, the crew looks back at the moments that defined the year in gaming, movies, TV, and geek culture. From standout wins to a few questionable takes, we reflect on the conversations that sparked debates, the episodes that resonated most, and how the show continues to grow. It’s part recap, part reflection, and all real talk as we close out the year and look ahead to what’s next.

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    Episode 58: Boss Battles & Bangers

    Music has always been a powerful part of gaming—but some soundtracks go beyond background noise and become part of our lives. In our season 4 premier episode, the crew breaks down the video games with the most unforgettable music, from classic arcade bangers to cinematic modern scores. We talk nostalgia, emotions, era-defining tracks, and the songs that still live in our heads years later. Turn the volume up and press play—this one hits different.

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    Episode 57: Hooked on Horror - Spooky Season Finale

    The Toldmywife Podcast crew closes out the season with a scream! 😱 Slim, Black, and Chris step into the fog to break down the chills and thrills of Dead by Daylight — from terrifying killers and clutch survivor escapes to why multiplayer horror hits differently. Then, things get Off the Cuff with wild Halloween memories, horror movie debates, and plenty of spooky-season laughs. It’s scary, it’s chaotic, and it’s the perfect way to wrap up the season. 🎃

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    Episode 56: Battle for the Stars

    In this episode, Slim, Black, and Chris strap in for a galaxy-sized debate: Starfield vs. No Man’s Sky. 🚀 One is Bethesda’s grand RPG epic, the other is a limitless sandbox of discovery. Which space adventure truly takes the crown? From exploration and combat to storytelling and community, the crew breaks down every angle before giving their final verdict.

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    Episode 55: Superman Unmasked Part 2

    The conversation was just too super to stop at one episode! 💥 In Part 2 of our Superman special, Slim and a Special Guest Jason dive into the legacy of the live-action Supermen and their arch-nemesis Lex Luthor. From iconic portrayals to surprising takes, we explore how these characters have shaped fandom over the decades. And because it wouldn’t be us without it—you’ll catch us geeking out and veering off into some fun tangents along the way. Get ready for more laughs, more passion, and more super talk than you can fit into a single cape. 🦸‍♂️🎙️

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    Episode 54: Superman Unmasked

    Now that Superman (2025) has flown out of theaters and onto digital platforms, we’re diving deep. In this episode, Slim and special guest Jason break down the film’s strengths and stumbles—from the return of classic themes, to the future of the DCU and what’s next for the Man of Steel. Plus, we’re unpacking the backlash, the acclaim, and what it all means for superheroes in a post-saturated world.

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    Bonus Episode: Leveling Up… in Age

    Chris takes the mic solo in this bonus episode to share what it’s like leveling up in real life and in gaming. From the aches, late-night sessions, and shifting schedules that come with aging as a gamer, to his personal journey moving from console to PC, Chris keeps it real with humor, stories, and some gamer wisdom. Whether you’re a lifelong console player, a proud member of the PC Master Race, or just someone who’s noticed their reflexes aren’t what they used to be, this one’s for you.

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    Episode 53: The Almost Stars

    Ever wonder how different your favorite movie would be if a completely different actor was in the lead? In this episode, we dive into the alternate Hollywood timeline—where Wesley Snipes is Black Panther, Tom Cruise might’ve been Iron Man, and more iconic roles were almost played by very different faces. We break down the stories behind these almost-castings and why they never happened.

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    Bonus Episode: The Bat and Me!

    In this special live test episode, Slim steps into the spotlight solo to try out video recording and live streaming for the very first time. But this isn’t just about pushing buttons and checking cameras—it’s about passion. Specifically, Batman.Why does the Dark Knight stand taller than all other heroes in Slim’s eyes? From animated classics to deep personal connections, this 40-minute session dives into what makes Batman more than just a cape and cowl.Whether you’re here for the tech test or the bat-talk, this episode is raw, real, and straight from the Batcave.

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    Episode 52: Where’s the Sequel?!

    Some games dropped one unforgettable entry, then vanished without a follow-up — and we’re still salty about it. In this episode, Slim, Black, and Chris dive into the games that were too good to end there. From cult classics like Bully and Sleeping Dogs to underrated gems like Vanquish and Dante’s Inferno, we talk about what made these titles special… and why they never got the sequels they deserved. Was it low sales? Bad timing? Studio drama? We break it all down. 🎧 Grab your controller and join the discussion — it’s time to show some love to the “One and Done” legends of gaming.

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    Episode 51: Cut Too Soon

    🎙️ Cut Too Soon: Why Great Shows Get CanceledWhy do hit shows and movies get canceled even with big fanbases? Slim, Black, and Chris break down the real reasons—costs, streaming stats, tax write-offs, and more. From Firefly to Batgirl, we’re unpacking the heartbreak and the business behind it.

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    Episode 50: “Off the Cuff”

    In this offbeat episode, Slim, Black, and Chris toss out the script and dive headfirst into an unfiltered, unscripted conversation. With no set topic, anything goes—from random pop culture rants to nostalgic tangents and unexpected laughs. It's a raw and real hangout with your favorite trio, where the only rule is: there are no rules. Come kick it with us for a different kind of ride.

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    Episode 49: Too Evil to Escape

    Too Evil to Escape – Some actors are so good at being bad that audiences can never see them the same way again. In this episode, Slim, Black, and Chris dive into the performances that were too iconic, trapping actors in the shadows of their most villainous roles. From Anthony Hopkins’ chilling Hannibal Lecter to Imelda Staunton’s universally hated Dolores Umbridge, we break down the "Too Evil to Escape" phenomenon. Can these actors ever shake their wicked reputations, or are they forever doomed to play the bad guy? Tune in for a deep dive into Hollywood’s most unforgettable villains!!

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    Episode 48: Embracing the Villain Era

    In this episode, Slim, Black and Chris, dive deep into the rise of the Villain Era and why audiences are more obsessed than ever with the bad guys. From Killmonger and Dr. Doom to Darth Vader and the Joker, we break down what makes these villains so compelling and why some fans even root for them over the heroes.  Slim also drops the name of a surprise villain! Are we witnessing a shift in storytelling where villains are the new protagonists? Have social media and pop culture fueled this fascination with rebellion, chaos, and moral ambiguity? And when does loving a villain go too far?Join us as we explore the most iconic fan-favorite villains in movies, TV, and gaming, debate the ethics of villain worship, and discuss what this trend means for the future of entertainment.🔥 Is the villain era here to stay? Tune in and find out!

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    Episode 47: Powerful Women of Power-Ups and Panels

    For International Women’s Day the guys are joined by the incredible Itsrubierose for a special deep dive into the badass women of video games and comics! From icons like Lara Croft and Wonder Woman to underrated powerhouses like Aveline de Grandpré and Big Barda, we’re breaking down how female characters have evolved, the challenges they still face, and what makes them truly legendary.Expect fun debates, fan-favorite picks, and maybe a few hot takes as we celebrate the women who slay—both in battle and in storytelling.🎙️ Who’s your favorite female character in gaming or comics? Let us know!

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    Episode 46: Pixels in Your Pocket

    Mobile gaming has taken the world by storm, evolving from simple time-killers to complex, immersive experiences. In this episode, we dive into the world of mobile games, exploring their history, impact, and how they've changed the way we play. From addictive puzzles to console-quality adventures, we’re breaking down the games that have dominated app stores and captured our thumbs. Join us as we tap into the phenomenon of gaming in the palm of your hand!

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    Episode 45: Black Heroes, Black Love

    In this special Black History Month and Valentine's Day crossover episode, we celebrate the powerful and enduring love stories in the world of comics. From legendary couples like Storm and Black Panther to other trailblazing pairings that embody strength, resilience, and romance, we explore how Black love has been portrayed on the panels of our favorite comics. Join us as we delve into the cultural significance, iconic moments, and what these relationships mean for representation in the superhero genre. Whether you’re a comic book fan or a lover of great storytelling, this episode highlights the beauty of love, identity, and heroism.

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    Episode 44:From Pixels to PlayStation

    In this heartfelt episode, Slim and Black sit down with Chris and his son Jr. to explore their unique perspectives on gaming across generations. From the arcades of the '80s to today's immersive worlds, they discuss how gaming has evolved, what’s stayed timeless, and how it continues to bridge generational gaps. Whether you’re an old-school joystick warrior or a modern console enthusiast, this conversation highlights the shared love for gaming that connects us all. Tune in for nostalgia, insights, and some surprising revelations

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    Episode 43: 2024 End of the Year Wrap up

    Slim, Black, and Chris close out 2024 with a lively and heartfelt wrap-up of the year! In this special episode, the trio reflects on the memorable moments in video games, movies, TV shows, and geek culture. They’ll share their favorite highlights, and unexpected surprises while taking a look at this year. Plus, they’ll sprinkle in predictions for what’s on the horizon in 2025. Join the crew for an entertaining and nostalgic sendoff to the year that was!

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    Episode 42: The Madden Playbook

    In this episode, Slim and Black sit down with Reggie, an amateur Madden enthusiast with a passion for the game that rivals the pros. From the thrill of online matches to the grind of mastering new plays, Reggie shares his experiences, struggles, and victories on the virtual field. Joining the discussion, our producer Chris returns to bring his own insights on the game and highlight some hilarious behind-the-scenes stories. Tune in as we dive deep into the world of Madden, exploring what makes it such a phenomenon among fans and gamers alike.

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    Episode 41:Spooky Season 2024 Part 2 The Flanagan Effect

    In this chilling final installment of our Spooky Season 2024 series, we dive deep into 'The Flanagan Effect,' exploring how Mike Flanagan has redefined horror on Netflix. From The Haunting of Hill House to The Fall of the House of Usher, Flanagan has mastered the art of blending psychological thrills with emotional depth. Join Slim and Black with Guest host Chris for their season 2 finale as they break down his most haunting series, discuss his signature storytelling style, and unpack why Flanagan’s work has left such a lasting mark on modern horror fans. Get ready for a spooky deep dive into the nightmares of Netflix!

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    Episode 40: Spooky Season 2024 Part 1 The Fall of the House of Usher

    Get ready for a spine-chilling episode as we dive into Spooky Season 2024 with a quick look at Netflix’s limited series The Fall of the House of Usher. Join Slim and Black as they explore the dark, gothic world inspired by Edgar Allan Poe's classic tale, now reimagined with modern twists and eerie storytelling. We’ll break down the haunting atmosphere, unforgettable characters, and the chilling themes that make this series perfect for spooky season.

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    Episode 39: Toying with Nostalgia

    In this episode, Slim and Black dive into the golden era of 80s toys and the TV shows that brought them to life! From He-Man to Transformers, we explore how these iconic brands not only became childhood favorites but also brilliant marketing tools. Tune in as we discuss the fascinating strategy behind these toy-driven TV shows, and how they shaped a generation of fans and collectors.

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    Episode 38: The Best of Season 1 A Geek's Greatest Hits

    In this special episode, Slim and Black take you on a nostalgic trip through some of the best moments of Season 1! From epic debates on iconic video games to deep dives into some  movies and comic book lore, we’ve compiled a few of our favorite clips. Whether you're a longtime listener or just joining the ride, this episode is a perfect reflection of the passion and chaos that makes our podcast a geek's paradise. Catch the highlights, laughs, and hottest takes from our first season in this action-packed recap!

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    Episode 37: Deadpool vs Wolverine: Clash of Chaos

    In this episode Slim and Black dive into the chaos of Deadpool and Wolverine. They explore the duo's long-awaited live action team-up, break down the most epic moments, and share their thoughts on how this unlikely pairing shakes up the Marvel Universe. Tune in for laughs, deep dives, and all the geeky goodness you crave!

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    Episode 36: Streaming Out Loud

    During A Candid Conversation with a Twitch Streamer, Slim and Black are joined by Diva. They discuss the difficulties and fun of streaming on Twitch and learn what they need to do to get their own stream going!

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    Episode 35: I'm Dave Chappelle B****

    Slim and Black are back to talk about one of the most Iconic Shows that was on TV in the early 2000's. The Chappelle Show! They talk about the cultural significance of this show and how it toed the line of controversy each week.

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    Episode 34: X-Men Unite!

    Slim and Black take a short Dive into the World of the X-Men in this episode. The talk about the Old and New Series and the various games associated with it the X-men franchise. Slim also touches on playing Battlefront 2 a bit.

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    Xbox Games Showcase 2024 Games Review

    In this Bonus episode Slim and Black go over the Xbox Games Showcase 2024 from June 9th, 2024. They get excited about the announced Gears Game and Call Of Duty Black OPS 6 as well as a few others. Slim also announces an addition to the Podcast coming up!

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    Episode 33: Shifting Out of Third Gears

    They Did it!! Slim and Black has finished Gears 3 and this is the episode that tells you how they did it! Slim gets Black to talk about the play through and finish up the episode talking about Hellblade 1 & 2.

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    Episode 32: This is The Way!

    In this episode, Slim and Black are once again joined by Chris to discuss one of the many branches of the Star Wars Universe! They go into the first few episodes in Season 1 of The Mandalorian and see if Black enjoyed his journey into world. They also mention a possible episode about the Fallout series that may be coming soon.

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    Episode 31: Jedi Justice

    In this Episode Slim and Black are once again Joined by Chris to talk about a small part of a galaxy far away. This first part is small leap into the Jedi Fallen order and Jedi Survivor games with an episode about The Mandalorian coming up next. May The Force Be with you all!

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    Episode 30: I Promise I'm not a Toxic Fan!

    They are back with improved sound! In this episode Slim and Black discuss some game adaptations films and Shows that just missed the mark for them.

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    Episode 29: His Name is John Wick...Part 2

    We're back! Slim and Black finish discussing the John Wick series of films with the final 2, John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum and John Wick: Chapter 4. They also discuss what's coming up on the next episode!

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    Episode 28: His Name is John Wick...Part 1.

    Slim and Black are back, this time discussing the John Wick series. The take a Shallow dive into the world of the Baba Yaga and discuss his first two films.

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    Episode 27: Black Excellence in Acting part 2

    Closing out their 2nd Black History Episode once again, Slim and Black finish naming some of their favorite actors and actresses in the Black Community. They finish the episode discussing Starfield some more and Black also drops another bombshell on the audience.

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    Episode 26: Black Excellence in Acting part 1

    Its the Black History Episode once again, and this year Slim and Black are naming some of their favorite actors and actresses in the Black Community. What's your favorite?

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    Episode 25: What's The Story?

    It's 2024 and they are Back! Slim and Black Discuss Narratives in Video games and a couple of their favorites. Not mentioning some truly famous games, they go into some that really resonates with them. What's your favorite?

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    Episode 24: Our 2023 Wrap up

    We're here to close out the year! Slim and Black discuss their holidays and follow up Gears Of War progress and touching on Starfield. Thank's to everyone who listened this year and has helped keep this going!

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    Episode 23: More Than Meets the Eye

    Slim and Black are Back with season 2 of their podcast! In this episode they get nostalgic talking about The Transformers G1. They also set a date to finish Gears 3 and discuss possible upcoming episodes.

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    Episode 22: Our Spooky Season Finale

    In the Season 1 Finale, Slim and Black go over the last year of podcasts and thank all who's helped and listened. Touching on some of their favorite spooky shows and films, Slim realizes he's not as afraid as he said a year ago. *Please excuse the coughing, as Slim was just coming off of a Illness.*

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    Episode 21: Babbling about Justice League

    In this episode Slim and Black are once again joined by ItsRubieRose to talk about The Tower of Babble and Justice League Doom (The animated movie based off of the book). This episode is Spoiler Heavy so if you still have to watch the film or read the book, pause and come back to hear their opinions on why it's a good idea to have a back-up plan to take out the Justice League.

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    Episode 20: Switching Over to Playstation?

    In this Episode, Slim and Black are Joined by itsrubierose to talk about Switch and Playstation games. Rubie and Slim try to talk Black into hopping onto one of the other systems from time to time. Did they convince him? Listen to the result!

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    Episode 19: Round Two, FIGHT!

    Slim and Black finish their talk about fighting games, while doing their best to remember some of the best ones they've played and some that missed the mark for them.

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Join Slim, Black, and Chris—three friends with a deep love for video games, movies, TV shows, and all things nerdy—as they bring their unfiltered takes, sharp humor, and nostalgic vibes to every episode. Whether we're debating the best villains, diving into classic games, or roasting plot holes, it’s always real, always fun, and always for the culture. Come kick it with us!

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