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If You Hate Grapefruits...
by Mackenzie Draney
My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if:-You’re in college-You’re bored-You’re procrastinating -You have OCD-You love New Mexico-You have no discernible life direction-You like to learn-You like stories-You hate grapefruits-You love oatmeal-You’re sexually confused-You go to Walmart 3+ times a week-You’re religiously skeptical-You like insects -You like wildlife-You’re gluten free-You have periods-You don’t have periods-You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand-You are my age-You’re a dumb high schooler -You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb-You hate karaoke -You’re on medication -You’re seeing a therapist-You’re interested in mental health<
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The Worst Day of Sophomore Year
If you had Haddock for English 11 AP 5th period, um... I’m really fucking sorry.
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Is This a Diary?
This is boring and I y’all about literally nothing. Enjoy.
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Bald as a Grapefruit
I shaved my head. Here’s why and how I feel about it.
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It’s a Boy! It’s a Girl! It’s... a Fucking Grapefruit
In this episode I uhhhh unload on y’all about all the queer phases I’ve gone through throughout my life.
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Arthropoda Galore: Part 1
Taking my first entomology class of my college years, and it made me think of when I first became fascinated with Arthropods :') happy memories. This episode is kinda all over the place cause I just needed to get my mind focused on something happy. 10/10 highly recommend Thinking Happy Thoughts ™️ So uhhhh give a listen if you’re bored and uhhhhh especially if you like insects and arachnids and whatnot. Many more stories to come.
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OCD and Me: Part 2
This is just a continuation, (as you may have guessed), of Part 1 of OCD and Me. So uhhhh if you wanna hear about OCD affecting me growing up, give that a listen, maybe. But if you wanna hear about OCD affecting me in the present, uhhhh give this a listen. K?Keep hating grapefruits
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OCD and Me: Part 1
If you have OCD, suspect you might, or are curious about how OCD tends to manifest, or how it is expressed in early childhood sometimes, uhhhhh maybe gimme a listen. K? I decided I’m gonna do a part two because I have uhhhh so much more to say about this topic. You might say I’m... obsessive? Keep hating grapefruits
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Whatd’ya Call a Grapefruit Hater with a Perm?
Ever been curious about getting a perm? Think you wanna try lookin like a poodle? Maybe a beachy babe? Maybe a person with uhhhh maybe with straight hair? Well uhhhh maybe listen to my story. K?In this episode, I start off thinking I’m gonna discuss 3 things, then realize this app cuts me off after 15 minutes, so I only talk about one thing, and that’s my uhhhhh my perm. Also I give a lengthy outro that has a lot of bad background noise... guess I was uhhhh hitting the mic a lot? Idk.
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If you Hate Grapefruits...
Hi, my name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m from Southern New Mexico, I hate grapefruits, and I have some things to talk about.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if:-You’re in college-You’re bored-You’re procrastinating -You have OCD-You love New Mexico-You have no discernible life direction-You like to learn-You like stories-You hate grapefruits-You love oatmeal-You’re sexually confused-You go to Walmart 3+ times a week-You’re religiously skeptical-You like insects -You like wildlife-You’re gluten free-You have periods-You don’t have periods-You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand-You are my age-You’re a dumb high schooler -You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb-You hate karaoke -You’re on medication -You’re seeing a therapist-You’re interested in mental health<
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My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if:-You’re in college-You’re bored-You’re procrastinating -You have OCD-You love New...
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