In the Minivan

We Need a Vacation

Release Date: 10/24/2023

Duration: 93240 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Michael is getting a van and Max is tired.  Let's just be cool about this.No, but for real.  We mismanaged our time and didn't set up a backlog of episodes while we're traveling.  Big goof on our parts.  You don't have to be mean about it.  Sorry, we feel bad.  Anyways.  We'll talk to you in a month.  Get in the discord in the meantime and buy a shirt, you might get a DVD too.Support the Show.

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Extremely Gallant

Release Date: 10/17/2023

Duration: 165480 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The big topic. The thing everyone has been discussing.  The only thing on any of our minds- the Atlanta Braves fall to the Philadelphia Phillies.  Unreal. "I feel like an imposter, even in fear"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0o8wptMaCIZzsRJFnPjto6?si=6ac61bd37b3e463aTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Live From Let's Fest With Danny Maupin and Ben Katzner

Release Date: 10/10/2023

Duration: 200880 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We had a blast at Let's Fest.  So much fun.  We stared at traffic.  We did standup.  We flung mayonnaise and raced cars.  Let's be real, Indianapolis is quite the place to wander around.  We've done it all here- we've eaten at mean restaurants, we've walked barefoot and kissed a horse.  Since we've got our friends around, we bring on Danny Maupin and Ben Katzner.  Danny impersonates Rappin' Danny Maupin and Ben learns to sign R&B.  Kisses, baby.  I'm the baby!For real, on a side note.  We can't thank Ryan and Jared enough at Let's Comedy for setting this up.  They've been very special to us for a long time and if you're ever in Indiana, see what these guys are up to- they're the best.Also, pre-order Max's album, it comes out Friday: https://www.blondemedicine.com/bm113-i-like-his-stylePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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The Button Guy

Release Date: 10/3/2023

Duration: 207840 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Michael went to a concert and he's got some guff, man.  Max defends his choices and the story starts to make sense.  Lord of the Rings- who cares!  Listen to Michael explain the first song of this episode- he's got a lot to say.  Michael spends the majority trying to get Max to like one band and it's just not gonna happen.  The barrier is too deep.  This may be the end of the line, the straw that breaks the camels' back.  For shame.  Backstage stories?  We've got some!"I've got my big special thing box"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3tVxBheHn9nDKjlMrjHlFQ?si=441162e2e1f74ca4THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Benny Feldman's Swapcast: Chimp Empire

Release Date: 9/26/2023

Duration: 214680 Mins

Authors: Max Fine and Michael Rowland

Description: Send us a Text Message.The boys went on another podcast this week, and it's Benny Feldman's.  We had a nice time and we spent a fair amount of it dissing former guest, current roommate: Adam Gilbert.  If you want to know what it's like when the fellas aren't leading the discussion, this is the episode for you. We're leaving it light because we have a lot of work to do before we record our next episode THIS SUNDAY IN INDIANAPOLIS."It turns into the evil eye"Pre-Order Max's Album!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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The Pitching Lineup

Release Date: 9/19/2023

Duration: 208620 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Hot, heavy, and loud men.  That's the In the Minivan guarantee- it'll be heavier than it is hot.  We got together after the sun went down, and that means it's darker before the dawn.  Sure.  The Falcons are up, the Braves are up, and we're not guys that play sports very well.  Michael went to Boston and saw some family and witches.  Max went to Atlantic City, not as pretty as the HBO show makes it out to be.Pre-order Max's album starting this Friday."The only thing I know about stem cells is something I learned from a grifter in a hot tub on a rooftop in Medellin, Colombia"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4hC60BrpsUOA71C99cDc58?si=4cf2a956edd54b6dTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Phishcal Quarter With Matty Ryan (Pre-Harvey)

Release Date: 9/12/2023

Duration: 243540 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We've got Matty Ryan on today, the boys are out.  You ever ride down the Pacific Coast Highway in a convertible?  Wind in your hair, the ocean to your side, the breeze in your face.  All of a sudden, a bird comes in and sits down next you in the passenger seat.  You don't know this bird, but he knows you.  You stare and make eye contact with this sky soaring son of a bitch and ask "What do you want?"  Without a second's notice, he looks back at you and says "Check out this podcast."  Of course, you oblige.  That's how you got here.  Let the bird go and let your boys into your ears, this one is fun."This is the Whoopi Goldberg of t-shirts"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1xuBCSRdHTayPyXGkmWVqD?si=b4799ae4f20740fbTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Dude, Where's My Friend's Car With Kenny DeForest

Release Date: 9/5/2023

Duration: 223260 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We came to bark, you came to bite.  Well, we're all here now.  We had our good friend, Kenny DeForest on to talk about car thievery and his new special, but mostly car thievery.  If you're stealing a car, you better tow it.  If you're towing a car, well that might as well be theft.  We're staying on the couch and making ourselves at home, can we watch television with you?   The Wilfred Brimley supercut."I don't want to take the gas outta your ass"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0RH44xic9uXlUEoo79XQFs?si=45dc66c4fb494fa5THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sThe Boob GrooveSupport the Show.

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Bergheim

Release Date: 8/29/2023

Duration: 201120 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Coming in hard and hot against the spooky king of September, Danny Elfman.  We agree, you make great music, Danny, but put on a shirt!  Sales? Funnels? What's your pipeline like? Your numbers? They suck!  Boost your numbers and upsell a kid a t-shirt.  We examine some of today's hot topics, including but not limited to: how would a German person describe a taco without cheese.  It's taken years to determine where our paths split and it seems like we found the event horizon: how we both utilized p2p sharing in the early 2000's.  Michael learned, Max watched porn.  Both of them live with broken brains.  Michael ruined our friend's computer and... felt nothing.  Psychopath shit.  This episode takes a wildly unexpected turn about 33 minutes in and veers into an in depth research study on king Hoff."If you're not gonna put anything up your nose, you might as well put something in your ears"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2BM2m9dTe6XGB697Vv9L25?si=5bfc7e931e20404fTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Fairy Dust, Bro With Bobby Condon

Release Date: 8/22/2023

Duration: 249120 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The podcast gets regal.  We've asked our friend, Bobby Condon, to spend the afternoon in our home.  Within 120 seconds, we establish where the smut gets watched and it's too much too fast.  This episode is so damn loud.  We're answering big questions today- gin vs. vodka, who wins?  No one!  Everybody's hammered.  For a few minutes, as if there was a personal Pizza Hut pizza on the line, the fellas sound like they're literate.  Chivalry isn't dead, it's just getting pushed "real hard."  Can you handle it?  We don't think so!  We kinda goofed the sound at the end, but don't worry about it.  Just be cool."Everyone's either Irish or getting yelled at"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0hCF45pMziTVlL2qO49jUL?si=3d3e623697fc4a2dTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Butter

Release Date: 8/15/2023

Duration: 220500 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Well well well, look who it is.  It's you.  We knew you'd be here.  If we didn't, we wouldn't acknowledge your presence. Get outta here!  The gentle boys went on separate trips, Michael to Minneapolis, Max to a cabin in the woods.  One thing is for sure, boys will be boys and men will cook for you.  We revisit our cold opens and buddy, there's ice.  So much ice.  Max is trying to clean up his act and, are you still here?  NPR voice, it's for the people and we're sponsored by your love."Great flick, 10/10"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/40dyFuZg85a0JutEyqNqmm?si=3202ecd67c324845THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Worldwide Connection with Shaunak Godkhindi

Release Date: 8/8/2023

Duration: 257640 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Another Tuesday.  Can you smell what the boys are cooking? It's meat, we're cooking meat.  Shaunak Godkhindi joins the boys today to talk about what's good in life: engagements and fake accents.  Michael makes a promise regarding a fart that he actually keeps.   The boys discover how diamonds are made- have y'all made a rock before?  If you're gonna tell someone you love them, give them a blizzard.  If your wedding doesn't involve you being loaded with cash, you don't deserve marriage!  The California Raisins run a train on Max."Hey dog, it's literally love"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/069j9PXz2g7XgyT6G8goR8?si=a52f1460bb974ff9THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sThe Blood Diamond DealerSupport the Show.

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Tom Feeney with Nick Pupo

Release Date: 7/25/2023

Duration: 240600 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Our friend Nick is here (he's done heroin).  We're off and sprinting, call us marathon runners.  I gotta be fully honest.  When we started this podcast, there was no long term goal to get into Phish, this just kind of happened.  It sucks.   I had a long life planned with joy, yachts, laughter, sex, and stocks.   I could've been anything I wanted to be.  An astronaut, a doctor, a construction worker, and yet, here I am, a Phish guy.   Anyways, go see our friend Nick talk about doing drugs and hamsters if you're in Europe, it's really good.  Tom Feeney isn't in this episode."I would make sure you weren't around guns to begin with"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4JEuUEXs3aobpIPbqwb5XL?si=8fbdb161ac6e4f94THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Grinkins, the Kidnapper with Ran Barnaclo

Release Date: 7/18/2023

Duration: 241680 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Our friend Ran is here (beep beep).  Ran is a comedian from Cincinnati, Max loves Cincinnati.  Ran becomes Michael Squints Polydorous (that's Greek for "A Sandlot character).  We're operating blobs- you got a boyfriend?  This episode is a jam bag of fun, and a little bit of cess.  The open mic video game.  Max got dumped again (can you even believe it?) Let's talk about boy time, a time for the boys.  Sorry, this one kinda meanders for a bit in the middle, we're doing our best.  Let's talk jam.  You heard it here first, team.  We're doing a live In the Minivan in Indianapolis on October 1st at 5pm at the White Rabbit Cabaret.  We're talking meditation, mountains, and birds."My favorite time of year, when all the leaves turn into Spirit Halloween stores"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3VqoI1LdPxVBXI1Qsqxw6Q?si=93b4626821124ec3THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46sSupport the Show.

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Goo Punch, Annually (the 69th episode)

Release Date: 7/11/2023

Duration: 210780 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Let's address this right off the rip, Michael has a black eye.  It's noticeable, but it insinuates that he is a big strong man (he's our big strong boy).   Wanna see it in person? Go to The Earl tomorrow in Atlanta and watch people.  We're looking for pools, will you please swim with us?   Are you someone's lord and savior?  Well, go dance on the pool!  Let's recap the fourth- do you still have your fingers?  You didn't do it right.  Michigan dispensaries ain't for your grandaddy (unless he's poor and wants a lot of goods).  We tried to do math and you know what, it's becoming clear that we don't know how to do that.  Late night candy (😎).  Fantasy vs. Sci-Fi.Hey, here's a question- if you have a question, where would you search for the answer? Google? Probably.  How about Yahoo? You wouldn't use Yahoo, would you? In the year of our lord, 2023, surely you'd know better than to use Ya-2001-hoo.  Michael Rowland, television star, comedian, college graduate, Michael Rowland still uses Yahoo to find out how to get in shape.  Truly the most embarrassing moment in In The Minivan history.  "This was math on weed"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/02Ma42fDqCM6aSd8mXXXVN?si=9112db2bcdce4fdeTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Goo Punch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADQPcNvqymoSupport the Show.

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All Mall Santas Are Jewish

Release Date: 7/4/2023

Duration: 187020 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We're "kicking it old school."  That means we're freewheeling, tooting, and dammit, we're cooking.  It's Summer time and the living is sweaty.  How do we know?  Well the damn shirts are off!  Shirts are still for sale (and we want to sell them).  Let's talk broken glass- stop wasting glass!  You better believe that if we're in Cocoa Beach, we're Jonning with Ron.  Michael says the word "calcified."  Let us know.   The song is really good on this one.  It's celebration week, nuptials, recordings, and the hits- all of them.  Anxiety? We've got it!  Grooves aren't just for Stella, we're finding ours again as well.  We both agreed- this one was a lot of fun."Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1wFErvfWgsRx3EPC3CnpNS?si=affc141ad9594224THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Kenny FunkSupport the Show.

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Three Wheels With Kevin Saucier

Release Date: 6/27/2023

Duration: 238740 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We've got t-shirts! Shoot us a message on instagram and we'll get you a sweet sweet shirt (designed to be worn in the pool and to sop up blood). We got tired of talking at each other about what makes us happy (Max: candy, Michael: supplements), so we brought on another guest.  Lock the doors, we have known thrill seeker, Kevin Saucier on today!  We noodle quite a bit for a while- the boys are jamming and the jam is jelly, and brother- that's a compote.  Extreme hobbies?  Keep it moving, pal- no one wants to see that.  Traffic justification- explain your parking, explain your light job, keep your hands on ten and two.  Michael is the masked singer."You're cool- fuck your friends"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2kJ23SyFkOKP59VxWehp5n?si=ae3b5812009940a6THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Wanting to Stay, Wanting to Go

Release Date: 6/20/2023

Duration: 218400 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Hey, Max here.  If you're in Brooklyn this Saturday, I'm recording an album.  If you want to come, tickets are here.  We're going shirtless.  Not that you care.  It's not like we've spent a year working on our Summer bods.  Tattoo talk (if we get 250 Patreon subscribers this month, Michael will get a tattoo (we currently have way less than that (he has not agreed to this)).  We try to make light of the news, it goes nowhere.  It's June, so you know we're discussing the presidential loyalty to the throne.  Some stabbing, some ribbing, it's always inconvenient.  Two friends clash on the internet- When Worlds Collide (by Powerman 5000)."God help that king, Charles is old as hell!"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodMax: @maxfine_Michael: @michaelrowlando_oFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7fhPRaeWVOTLgt3BoWB2OH?si=06e49dac740b43fcTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46The Kool Aid ManSupport the Show.

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Pressure Drop

Release Date: 6/13/2023

Duration: 188580 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We're so tired.  I'm sorry.  So tired.  We play a game and realize Michael doesn't know last names.  Jesus Christ, the sleep is not coming fast enough.  Max is recording an album at The Gutter on June 24th.  Michael is headlining the Earl in Atlanta.  Big news at the end, but don't take our word for it- because we can't give it away.  Everyone kiss your friend.  But not your friend's friend.  Ok, have a good week."I couldn't draw a stick figure"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/41VPvHBDvKjY6AdZpaEHpn?si=56d13817abd2449fTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Sinking SeaOrg

Release Date: 6/6/2023

Duration: 223140 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We open on a gentler time.  Discussions of therapy and athleticism, we have neither.  Boy, we really don't have a handle on therapy and how it works.  Embarrassing.  Uncouth.  A brief, unauthorized, and unabridged history of Scientology.  True Grit? Fake sand, that's what I say.  The boys talk shit about just about everything they can today.  The Whale? Not safe! Nightmare Alley? Get. Out. Of. My. Face.  Satiristas and southern bullshit.  The best part of waking up.  You won't believe this, but Michael P. Rowland got another traffic ticket.  Mark it down, dude- that's the first noted usage of italics in these episode descriptions.  Didn't know we could do that! The more you learn the more you know. Nice."Groundhog teeth and snake throat"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3Jggg9yjwh4iI5KdxfxIHE?si=b26810fe523a4990THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worldsSupport the Show.

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As You Said (Jeffrey Debit)

Release Date: 5/30/2023

Duration: 242940 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We're getting the band back together.  If the band was a podcast episode, this is the band, and it's been brought back, again.  This one flies off the rails really fast and it doesn't really come back.  We're derailed, call the president.  Actually, if you have a line to the president, we'd like to speak to him.  We don't have anything specific to say, but it might be nice to know he's in reach for us, you know?  Thanks in advance.  We know y'all have enjoyed our guests, so we brought in a big one: Zeus (the god of lightning (father of Hercules)).  Ted.    We're talking Fripp today- turns out, we don't know much!  The Rocker problem."I never get more self aware of how bad I'm doing at improv than when I'm doing improv"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3F2L2EbWZcsLW2eqq3kKaz?si=e338dfe11aff4e3fTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Bellyballs (Ph.D) With Terence Hartnett

Release Date: 5/23/2023

Duration: 279240 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Content Warning: We talk about cancer... a lotWe hear you, you want us to talk to scientists, you want us to speak with intellectuals, you're dying for discourse between scholars.  Well, here's our friend Terence Hartnett.  We won't spoil much, because this episode slaps, but Terence has/had cancer and is making a documentary, and you can fund it here.  Balls big?  Get 'em checked!  Gucci is short for Tucci, because no one is slicker than Stanley.  The beef voice.  Grandpas can have one ball too.  We take a lot of liberties with a Blur song."Mom, we gotta open a bar"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Vkh9H4k6T1MCcG7K6Pxim?si=78e21137e55b4733THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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#realgeeker with Mandal

Release Date: 5/16/2023

Duration: 227880 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Another day, another guest- welcome to car, Mandal!  Up top, down low, Michael will step on Max's riff.  Make no bones about it, the riff is squashed.  Mandal takes on NYC.  Like a baby that's been blown up by his honey, directions don't make sense.  Every single step needs to be watched, every single person is an enemy.  Drinking on the train? You better be with your friends (whether you know them or not).  Comedy, it's a business."I didn't know how to know where I was"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08PFveQBeG2VFmE6iaHxaU?si=68f260131b914149THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Universal Language

Release Date: 5/9/2023

Duration: 203640 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Alright, let's cut to the chase.  I don't think we're going to learn Spanish but I can guarantee we're going to make a mess.  Michael gets into his flow state and that means we're talking tears.  Riding bikes and earning likes, the most uphill battle.  New money, old problems, big bellies.  We're going for money now.  Dirty, hairy, sweaty money.  Let's buy a sports team.  If you're tuning in for discussions on aeronautics, you've come to the right place.  Welcome to the doctor zone, we're smart now and we're explaining air travel on a cellular level.  Malcom in the Middle?  More like Frankie in the driver's seat (he's a racecar driver now).  Art is dead, money is king, deplete the ozone.   See Rock City, waste your day."We're giving too much credence to what I think is just a stress response"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6vrgTBmFWC8B6hp3PioZtD?si=4e2ac52b1bf141ecTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Nicotine Dreams with Brennan Tasseff

Release Date: 5/2/2023

Duration: 231060 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The bus is rolling and guess who's under it?  The boys welcome Brennan Tasseff to the pod and if you wanted to hear three dudes revert to sounding southern, this may be the last podcast you need to listen to.   We spent an inordinate amount of time learning one undeniable truth: Michael is the only one that knows how to operate the looper.  The Met- art museums for drunks.  Detox stories, cigarettes for moms, and dip  for teenagers.   When's the last time you thought about Undercover Brother?  Well, reset the counter back to 0 days."Is it a museum?"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0zefHFjMekkdf5E2Yv8AHb?si=ecaa8ded50fb4ff1THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Learn Spanish With Me

Release Date: 4/25/2023

Duration: 212700 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Tension could not be higher.  We recorded a full episode and it was everything you'd want from an episode: plump, young, firm, and sexy as hell.  Unfortunately, we lost that beautiful piece of meat and now, this is the cut we're serving.  Shirts are officially for sale (great for sopping up blood).  Flow states, drip drip dreams, let your anger sail down the river.  We spend an extended period of time discussing the movie Josie and the Pussycats.  Are you asking why?  Well, why aren't you listening?  Do you prefer reading this to the sweet sweet creaminess of our voices?  No?  Didn't think so.  Celebrity crushes are for your tweens, tell us what dudes you could be friends with.  Michael continues to push his luck with the sweatiest men in the sauna.   This man is a damn glutton for hot talk and hot sweat."We both look so strong"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ZI7Rvi8ussLJKwuMw9cVd?si=7e9552635aad45bcTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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View Appreciation With Mike Carrozza

Release Date: 4/18/2023

Duration: 272820 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.As always, when a friend comes to town, we come to talk to business.  And no one knows numbers quite like Mike Carrozza.   Two Mikes?  That's too many.  If one thing ties us all together, it's Jersey City (the sixth borough).  We have t-shirts now if you want one (I bet you do).  If it isn't abundantly clear we're dudes in our 30s, we genuinely have to check in with each other to make sure "Hey, it's not your birthday today, right?"  Realtors and eggs- the final combat.  If you've never ironed your grilled cheese, you've never met a touring comedian.  Sport Vegetables."Dude, I farted.  I farted so much."Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7fqCkdDIpdmxn03ddK6LmE?si=3306494b3e1d4d25THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Frank Garfield- Attorney for GhoulsSupport the Show.

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Island Time With Evan Rollins

Release Date: 4/11/2023

Duration: 217980 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Our friend is here.  That's right, folks, when friends are in town, they're in our hearts.  And when they're in our hearts, they're in our homes.  And when they're in our homes, we're making a podcast- friendship is nothing if not business first and foremost.  Our friend Evan Rollins comes to New York for the first time and sees, you guessed it, someone from New Jersey.  Something you should know about our friend group- celebrities don't impress us.  Vroom vroom beep beep- we're driving under the influence.  Max and Evan recall a time best remembered as "should have been forgotten." Utter confusion and panic as we try and come to terms with strange taste."Was it Michael Pena?"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0A6cYBYrogcfHzlDCSHf1L?si=633cebdb995140f5THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Paul Finch Era

Release Date: 4/4/2023

Duration: 172320 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The boys go to heaven!  The Nespresso has been replaced and the caffeine is... HOT!  Michael is on one in this episode- the kid goes full throttle.  Insecurities are like gasoline, let them fuel your success.  Group chat etiquette, keep your legs about you or take a seat.  Max briefly tries to explain the history of emo music and quickly realizes, no one wants to hear about that.  Passwords for old people, what an issue.  At the end of the day, taste is subjective, honest, and maybe wrong.  Bagel time, get your bagels here.  If there's a line, there's a guy complaining. 40 minutes at Bagel Pub, can you keep your cool?  Tucker Carlson- the worst Phish fan in the bunch.  "We love Pet Control"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5GiFMVRADgIUzqxBnVPuNs?si=064648f7a5ab4e00THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Ice Cube Jews

Release Date: 3/28/2023

Duration: 202740 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The boys are back in town (but not at Dino's).  In what will come as a surprise to no one, Michael is reading a new book about another strong man: Andre Agassi.  Taste the scalp.  For what it's worth, I (Max) truly believe I could defeat Mr. Agassi in a test of tennis.  That's right, Andre, you don't scare me.  You're just a guy from Las Vegas with a tennis racket.  Well, here's me calling you out: Andre Agassi, I challenge you to a tennis duel.  I'll meet you at the court of your choosing and the loser has to buy the White Castle this time (if you order chicken rings again, I swear to god, Andre....). Damn, this is just the plot to My Dinner With Andre (1981).  Hey Michael, I know you're reading this and I just want you to know- I hope you had a happy birthday, chef.  Michael turned 16 this year and we're all very proud of him.  It feels like just yesterday he was learning how to roll.  And roll he did, right down the bowling alley of life.  Anyways, yeah, it's another episode."I read Anna Karenina, suck my dick"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3MGZITdFEP0Ukfb7X0orAo?si=b431ebf2680649acTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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You're So Close

Release Date: 3/21/2023

Duration: 204000 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We did it.  We've made it a whole year.  That's actually more than a decade of hits.  The feeling is mutual- don't spill your drink.  We're making resolutions and you're not gonna like 'em.  Want to learn another language?  Why not try Latin, you can drink while you speak it.   Through the power of friendly conversation, the boys pinpoint the commonality of their high school experience: people touched themselves nearby.  Provability is probable cause, and our cause is probably a tummy issue.  In an unprecedented rant, Michael explains how we got here and why we shouldn't have.  Mahalo, salt life, and good morrow to you."I was really uncool about this"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0MCkGGrgLb9nDOgxc5wU45?si=cc811485720842a9THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Bob Evans

Release Date: 3/14/2023

Duration: 220020 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The word of the day is "distinguish."  It's Oscar's season.  If you see Oscar, let him know he still owes me $20 all season!  Live in the past, live in the future, I don't really care where you live, but do it elsewhere.  You can't live in the closet in my guest room anymore.  I'm sorry, I just don't have the room.  I know you said you'd stop eating the shirts, but I don't know if I can trust you anymore.  Max got a visit from the FBI (Federal Block Inspectors).  Stretch your gams, stretch your truth.   Michael is still learning Spanish from an insect.  You read that right, he's learning another language from a freaking bug.  Elementary!  We're breaking ground, we're breaking hearts, we're getting lavs."This really is a brutal afternoon"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0wRNorrrCeR5PHGY71mC0t?si=ad3b3a5e73ae4465THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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This is a Triumph

Release Date: 3/7/2023

Duration: 210780 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The word of the day is poppers.  We jump right into it today.  Loose- quick draw (this town is only big enough for the two of us).  The fellas both have bad backs and Max kicked a guy.  Big oopsies today.  Holy moly, can you smell that? That's the scent of a man about to reveal a secret.  Michael finally reveals the meaning behind the alarm that has plagued Max's brain for 300 days.  And you're not gonna believe this- it's a self help thing.  Call me Marie and call him Kondo- we're organizing.  Michael is going to Medellin.  Take your shoes off.  We've both met celebrities, but nothing is more impressive than the guy that was really good in high school film class."This all goes back to Matthew McConaughey"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1YSyA9zRs9OedjjkfG7Z8d?si=2fafe960e07c49d0THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Ray Liotta Shirt

Release Date: 2/28/2023

Duration: 219420 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.It's the 50th episode.  That's right, folks, 50.  Half of 100.  In simplified math, that is still 50 over 1.  Cannonball!  The water is deep and so is the well of Michael's vocabulary.  Corkscrew! Here comes the Creepy Man (imagine the Boogeyman if conceptualized by a man that fully believes in the power of farts and their medicinal use (also, his name is Timothy)).  Jackknife!  Max went to Cincinnati. Out flowed the chili and in flowed Michael's understanding of the Spanish language.  30 Days or Less: That's the Michael Rowland guarantee (and you can bank that in your Memory Palace).  Flying Squirrel!  Entourage: The Show: The Experience (can you say "We're making a movie!?!"). Michael is taking. trip to explore South America.  With any luck, he'll discover Medellin like Stanley Tucci discovered Italy. High Dive! We're excavating Mormonism- bring on the gold plates and fetch my magic underwear because these churches are beautiful! Bellyflop! The fellas are exploring some of their past interviews to recap some of our best talks over the last 50 episodes.  Here's to 50 more episodes and 50 more years of kissing your friends on the lips if they want to.Also, Little Nicky stopped by"Don't worry, baby.  I got you covered."Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6BuJDJ9Yj9CJ7I1xQraoPK?si=d9739a20bcb948beTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*James K. Holk/Dumpster DanSupport the Show.

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Beyond the Standard

Release Date: 2/21/2023

Duration: 193080 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message. The premier: Michael is now a bonafide television personality.  Move over, Mr. Seacrest, there's another TV star from Atlanta and his name rhymes with Poland (Eastern Europe.  Topical).  Take a front seat in neurosis of a man who was recently shirtless in front of a few million people.  If you're not in a hotel, you're not having fun.  Explore a little, shower, and show a little glass.  If idle hands are the devil's playground, Michael's hands are the devil's kitchen.  Speaking of kitchens, welcome to the Cheesecake Factory in Queens Center Mall.  A truly special place to eat fried food.  A productivity seesaw ends the only way it can: Entourage, baby."Fetishes, dude"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1qnqoPalulsbSidpgGMszN?si=9684b5df5da84989THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Softballs

Release Date: 2/14/2023

Duration: 220320 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Pressure is the essence of diamonds and we are 14 karats, baby.  Against all odds, we found a time to record an episode together in person (7 hours before this is released). Michael gets a glow up for the premiere of his show, Animal Control (this Thursday on Fox).  Max went to Minneapolis- the hecklers were plenty and the gams were visible.  Hammered- the big dogs. Woof woof, arf arf.   You can let your freak flag fly in the Mall of America- celebrate your birthday in the corporate center of the planet: Bloomington, Minnesota.  This episode is flashy, and you already know that's because we're talking fashion: welcome In the Minivan on the Runway, the most dangerous fashion show of all time.  We canonize Clark Franzman: the patron saint of chest hair. "Truly, a sight to forget"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Um9hRZRTue0Ggot6rhu4FC?si=0623c4dc4502444bTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46 Support the Show.

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Misreading Jerry

Release Date: 2/7/2023

Duration: 252240 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.He's back! The boy king of acting, Michael Rowland (we're all very proud of Michael, send him flowers) returns to New York!  This episode is a single A double S Cl(ass)ic!  The guys spend a few minutes talking about what they plan to do for you, new music, new cameras, new options- but we're not there yet.  Insecurities come to a full head on this one- this is peak vulnerability for peaking boys.  Shopping for clothes at a Banana Republic? What're you, a serf?  In an unprecedented moment of recognizing "success," the boys realize they have airline opinions.  This is the most celebrity we've ever had.  That's right, we're talking about Plane (and 80 For Brady, it's the movie review corner).  It all comes down to this, after years, the boys correctly pinpoint their Entourage correlation, and boy, it's depressing.  The Imperioli Problem."Does he own a bakery under a toy store?"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ikM2Gh5ASSxhzVSMWiTcM?si=8a83aff8766442c2THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Da Bears

Release Date: 1/30/2023

Duration: 238200 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Happy light, happy wife, happy strife.  This is my plight.  Welcome to the newly optimized In the Minivan, we're streamlining the process of podcasting for efficiency.  This is our year to be fruitful, thoughtful, and bellyful (that's full of food for the layman).  We had a whale of a time.  Strong Mike is back to Sandman his way into a career.  Little Max is well on his way to Schniedering a failing career.  Meet our pod friends: Oreo Cakesters and Dryness.  Open up, take a peak, let us in, we're doing bad west coast improv.  Don't forget, you can always get your tush smooshed (that's an ass kicking for a nerd).  Hell, bring a friend to your own funeral.This is actually a special episode as it's the last remote one we're doing for the foreseeable future.  That's right, we're coming back to kiss necks and bump butts next week."Half in the can Shazam"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ikM2Gh5ASSxhzVSMWiTcM?si=8a83aff8766442c2THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*Schlong ChongSupport the Show.

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A Woman Like You

Release Date: 1/24/2023

Duration: 204060 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The cigarette pact.  If you're in NYC- put out the butt!  If you're outside of NYC, you are legally obligated to get emphysema.  Preach.  We hope you're having a nice time, are you letting your light shine?  Are you letting your candle burn?  Is your refrigerator running?  Alright, but for real.  The guys talk about showtime- how do you liked to be danced at?  Max got into a twitter fight with a real alpha and confirmed Max's status as a certified, low level, young beta.  Supposedly, America is in good shape.  Nice.  Sigma Men: Alpha Males For People That Don't Know How to Talk to People.  Mahalo.  All respect to China.  Michael's show airs next month and I think we can say..... He ready.  The key to success is anxiety, and the key to anxiety is stress.  Keep stressing yourself out.  Boost your worth, find your beach; eat your dreams."A church choir of children is so haunting"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/14iGquLLtoqGaiWjCSk27h?si=a21c6ed5913a4480THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*Peter VulvaSupport the Show.

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Life Optimization

Release Date: 1/17/2023

Duration: 217020 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.After a glorious two weeks of being together, the boys are back to trying to record remotely.  The magic lives on in our hearts and in your minds, don't let that spirit die.  Max drove back from the Poconos and is both sick and tired.  Let's slog, baby!   Some light casino talk, bring in the big bucks, baby!  Michael got a happy light and he's now... happy- you can hear it in his voice this week.  Michael sings songs and he sounds wonderful, doesn't he?  Tough talk at the table. Look, I'm gonna create a second paragraph to talk about this next part because it is truthfully, next level crazy.  Michael has found another celebrity to glean life lessons from and honestly, it's pretty twisted.  When you think of role models, who do you think of? Surely, Robert Dyrdek doesn't skate across your brain as an answer to that question... right?  Wrong!  Welcome to Michael's Inspiration House- where you too can be inspired by Rob Dyrdek (of Rob & Big fame).   We're talking BUSINESS, baby, maybe you should see how Rob (of Ridiculousness fame) handles his business.  Michael breaks down how Rob (of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory) is his new goalpost for success."It's alpha to make a service call"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3cJ7WK0cNNqVgzCV1QNyvX?si=7a170296879f463eTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*Jason PenisSupport the Show.

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Phischal Quarter with Dale Cheesman

Release Date: 1/10/2023

Duration: 263040 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.The boys went to see Phish.  We are known for being two guys that really like to have fun, but seeing Phish was more than fun, it was transformative (for Max (yeah, he's one of those guys now (sorry))).  Welcome to the Minivan, Dale Cheesman- our resident Phisherman.  The boys recount their concert, and we'll say it off the rip- it was a full hoot down in the holler.  Sooooweeeeeee, that hog will roll!  If you're gonna do New Years in NYC, this is the place to be, but only if you're with a friend.  Much like a castle, Madison Square Garden holds secrets, like TV screens.  Do you have a Phish move?  Dale and Max recall a failed attempt to see two bands that peaked 20 years ago. Through the power of a jam band, the boys came to find out what they needed the whole time was each other."We were there to see Less Than Jake"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Best Supporting Plunger With Adam Gilbert

Release Date: 1/3/2023

Duration: 202200 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We're back and we've invited the roommate king, Adam Gilbert.  The boys are here to riff and there's barely enough time for play.  The fellas do some food fighting before going to the bank.  Welcome to The Poopies: Awards for Bathrooms.  Got a half chicken?  Got ribs?  You're invited to New Years.  Adam tells the boys about fungus dancing and what kinda knees you should be looking for.  One thing's for sure, we're not wearing contacts.  Don't suggest it.  Don't bring it up.  But maybe we'd get lasik.  Speaking of surgery- give us your hair.  Light Entourage talk- sorry.  Adam is a cop and  Beverly soda is entrapment."Keep my wife's soap out of your mouth"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/50e6XNNaImONaaLeK31Kb9?si=50187f86a3044350THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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In Georges Niang

Release Date: 12/27/2022

Duration: 92460 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Merry Christmas from the boys.  Max is in Atlanta, Michael is in Detroit and you can be anywhere in the world!  Michael explains his idea of salad (spoiler, it's barely a side).  Max showcases some local chips and soda (spoiler, they kick ass).  This is a shorty episode because Max has to go empty himself on an airplane.  We hope you're well, we know you're good looking, and we'll re-connect next week- our people will call your people."Finally, I have a son"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*Defiant BrianSupport the Show.

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An Interesting Weirdo

Release Date: 12/20/2022

Duration: 202260 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Right off the rip, not even 10 seconds in, Michael poorly impersonates the Dutch.  Embarrassing.  We spend all of 30 seconds writing the latest Hangover sequel, and you won't believe this- it sucks!  Max coaxes Michael into saying Borat (he says it so weird (mission accomplished, baby (George W. Bush)).  The fellas discuss the big bad topics from Winter: Hardee's, Talbots, and of course, improv.  Here is an undeniable truth that can't be debated: Michael HATES paying for other people.  Don't ask him to do it, don't expect him to do it- no one can bite your hand if it isn't the one feeding you (gospel).  Kissing on screen, kissing on stage, the boys are lip locking lads and we can't wait to talk about our mouth foibles."If Jews are minorities, how come all my friends are Jewish?"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hSmQKvuuicJaxrN5755HM?si=014c21b0a2274becTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*Horny KevinSupport the Show.

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Good Morning, It's Bedtime

Release Date: 12/13/2022

Duration: 153240 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.It's a race against time. It's 1:16am.  We're nothing if not consistent. Every week we manage to make this happen.  Truly a miracle of modern technology- neither of us understood what a computer was for until we were 14.  And now, we're pirates of the eighth largest sea: the virtual one.  Come sail away.  It's now 1:20am.  I am so tired.  This has to be released in 1 hour and 40 minutes.  Shiver me timbers.  I wrote this before we started recording.  Sorry for the discrepancy."I just wanna make sure you're sure"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5tWcMo9VFKcWaP4DU33TRs?si=b820993e63f14896THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*Sticky SteveSupport the Show.

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But It Was Published

Release Date: 12/6/2022

Duration: 224640 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.Welcome to December, there's reason to believe that this year will be wetter than the last.  Gripes with wrapped.  Stay vigilant, folks, Spotify will top your tops.  The boys discuss the big topics: journaling, art, and  scam jobs.  You can fight your friends, you can fight your parents, but make sure you also fight your old boss.  Max saw multiple performances in NYC this week- the cultural Mecca of the planet- Michael moved apartments in Vancouver (again).  As is customary with this podcast, we update our listeners with our personal Entourage journeys- the loops is almost closed. Jews that work for Kanye- there is at least one!  The fellas experiment with thought."I used to be able to put cool shit up my nose and talk to my boys about nothing for 8 hours"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/34yE0MG6SXOIG1E6Lp2i6Z?si=dca19549b6a04c4aTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Max in Asheville: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/beauty-parlor-comedy-max-fine-tickets-468001654547?aff=ebdssbdestsearch*Bob ShortsSupport the Show.

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Do Your Laps

Release Date: 11/29/2022

Duration: 210240 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.An entire continent can't stop us anymore.  Hear two idiots revel in the excitement of having working internet.  Forget the island, Michael is on McConaughey time- that's a greenlight.  We have zeroed in on our niche, we know what we like and what you hopefully want.  We're talking Hill- the Jonah kind.   Confronting your mom, when and when not to break her heart.  As always, we talk about our religious differences and about how confession gets you nowhere- commit to the repression.   Would you believe it, there's a small discussion on Entourage.  The Chrisleys go to prison and the boys go to hog town.  Sleep stories for dipshits.  Lock the doors, Famous Mike is here."Is George Foreman smarter than me?"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1hYWxF4D7Sn5jCMocq201T?si=b9fb0bc81b4849abTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*Burt BoobsSupport the Show.

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Sweet and Awkward

Release Date: 11/22/2022

Duration: 233340 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We recorded an episode this week, but it really came out bad.  Like we couldn't figure out how to fix it.  It's a shame because we touched on all the topics: politics, scandal, how to build an atomic bomb (with detailed instructions)- you would have loved it.  But alas, the internet wasn't strong enough to sustain our microphones.  So we're releasing an old "demo" from when we first started making these.  This episode wasn't released because we were using a working title for the podcast, "Mom's Minivan."  The name didn't stick, but our lips did.  And that's what's important.  Kissing your friends on the lips.  Meet Jeremy, our first character."We just ate salt"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2IBM15xU0eOm7aB0tXYgD1?si=af746c4029874d1eTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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Kerouac Years

Release Date: 11/15/2022

Duration: 202620 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We're still remote and let me tell you, we're figuring it out.  We're trying.  We're really trying.  We actually recorded this episode twice.  Once wasn't enough (it sounded bad).  Michael is switching apartments, Max is opening doors.  We're both opening up.  EZ Park can eat out whole butt, collectively, together, and all at once.  Get your money, get your life right.  We love Clark, we love the boy king.   Entourage doesn't hold up, no matter how much Mrs. Rowland loves it.  We address the southern accents."More than usual.... more. than. usual."Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/12QEf0dt1kP53HfeX6OPCd?si=eba318bdaac84d5eTHE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46*Tucker VagfullofloveSupport the Show.

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Boy Howdy

Release Date: 11/8/2022

Duration: 239100 Mins

Description: Send us a Text Message.We're trying.   We're on the fly.  We're recording this remotely for the first time.   Thanks for being here, team.  Michael is filming a dang TV show (television, you've heard of it) and travelled all the way to Vancouver (that's Canada).   Shout out to our new favorite airline, French Bee, you really made Max's dreams come true this week.  The boys are eating, praying, and dammit, they're loving!  Michael gets lonely in Canada and yoga ensues.  Some true bombing moments throughout the great states of Pennsylvania and South Carolina.  A real Eurotrip,  Max gets called a pervert in an Amsterdam sex shop.  This one is a lot of fun."It's not that it's hard, you just have to bring your own water"Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/intheminivanFollow us on instagram: @intheminivanpodFollow us on twitter: @intheminivanFollow us on TikTok: @intheminivanpodcastWe're on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxCtwpkBssIljyG6tdJbWQGet in the Discord: https://discord.gg/YWgaD6xFN3Episode Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1baOkQs5K0JEwE98hwjlsU?si=74340899d2134a59THE MASTER PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2saxemA3MOXcjIWdwHGwCZ?si=ee3444c085714c46Support the Show.

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