IP... Frequently: A Not-Very Intellectual Business Podcast
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When humanity appears to be at its breaking point... Two men offer up their voices in the darkness! Leading the huddled masses into the safe harbor of good business practices, 80's music and headline news, we introduce the IP... Frequently podcast.Meet David and Brad, two small businessmen giving you the straight talk every week on IP… Frequently. Subscribe and stay up-to-date on their weekly stream of episodes.
Episodes
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Ep. 352 - Déjà Dan
Happy Election Day, the one day a year we all pretend this system works. In Alaska, a Senate race features two candidates named Dan Sullivan, and one of them was allegedly (definitely) recruited by the other side to siphon votes from the other Dan. Meanwhile, you need an ID to buy cold medicine,...
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Ep. 351 - On the Stump
With the midterms bearing down, Brad has finally found a candidate worth getting excited about. He lives in a tree outside Brad’s window, he doesn’t pretend to be a different species, and he has never married a cousin or a sibling. Also, he’s a squirrel. And look at the country he’d be…
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Ep. 350 - My Big Fat Greek Amex Bill
There are two kinds of hustle: the one they taught in a first-grade gym in the late seventies, and the one Kimberly Guilfoyle ran as Ambassador to Greece. The second featured private jets paid for by foreign nationals, six-figure Amex bills pitched to Trump donors, and a shipping tycoon in an…
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Ep. 349 - When the Going Gets Trough
Nebraska is gutting Memorial Stadium in a $600 million renovation, and somewhere in the room a genius realized the men’s urinal trough would sell. Three grand and a local pickup in Lincoln gets 300 pounds of Husker history under the Christmas tree, bow included. Then the guys mourn the trough…
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Ep. 348 - No Shoes, No Shirt, Car Problems
David returns from Europe with a formal grievance against a hoity-toity hotel whose house rules ban robes, glassware, and dogs, and instruct guests to "obey." They also require a shirt and shoes but never mention pants, a loophole the guys are quick to find. In Milan, David is the only man in the...
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Ep. 347 - More Best of IP…Frequently
It’s the second best-of in a row. David and Brad are either too busy saving the world to record a new episode or hoping you won't notice. Either way, enjoy the highlights. New York's tenant czar says the way to dismantle white supremacy is to dismantle home ownership, a bold position that gets...
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Ep. 346 - Best of IP…Frequently
An idiot swallows a Big Mac whole, an app lets you talk to your dead grandmother for a monthly fee, and somewhere in the White House, Joe Biden’s portrait was updated to a signature-stamping machine. David and Brad revisit the segments that still hold up, prove the news never actually gets…
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Ep. 345 - The Devil Wears Pink Shorts
A hung jury hands Lindsay Clancy eleven votes to acquit and one lone holdout, on a defense theory that boils down to women being too hormonal to be held responsible for premeditated murder. David and Brad walk through the Google searches, the CVS alibi, and the exercise bands, then turn to the...
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Ep. 344 - Silent but Deadly
Atlanta has fully bureaucratized the fart: second graders now get a permitted emissions zone, a taxpayer-funded air freshener budget, and a command economy that's guaranteed to produce shortages, black markets, and worse air quality than it started with. David and Brad give the policy a windfall…
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Ep. 343 - The Prince and the Car Salesman
Prince Harry blew through a hundred million Netflix dollars on shows nobody watches and now wants his old bedroom back at the palace, which David and Brad note is a rough way to test the theory that you can never go home again. Meanwhile in Belgium, a 26 year old car salesman named Clement...
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Ep. 342 - Best Of IP…Frequently
David and Brad are on holiday, so this one's a highlight reel. In Mississippi, a truck full of research monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID flips on the interstate and the primates scatter into the woods. And a flashback to New York City electing a 33-year-old socialist mayor raised…
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Ep. 341 - An Obstructed View
Buffalo spends $2.2 billion on a new stadium and still finds room for a staircase planted directly in front of the fifty yard line, which David and Brad file as the week's tidiest metaphor. Then the real fireworks: the WNBA has spent years insisting gender is just a feeling, so Enes Kanter…
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Ep. 340 - All in the Family
Maine Democrats survive the Platner implosion only to nominate a Senate hopeful raising two kids with his own first cousin. Mamdani is keeping busy by stripping the tip button off DoorDash and doxing millionaires with a pied-a-terre tax while promising free groceries for New Yorkers (but don’t…
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Ep. 339 - No Country for Oiled Men
Somewhere north of Boston, a classically trained mime has been stripping down to a Speedo, coating himself in cooking oil, and doing calisthenics next to strangers' daughters in state parks. Forty times. He keeps getting arrested and nobody has broken his nose even once, which David and Brad…
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Ep. 338 - Much Uterus About Nothing
David and Brad spend the hour marveling at humanity's commitment to pretending. Soccer players collapse like they've taken a cannonball to the shin over a stiff breeze, and the announcers cheer them on for it. A golf superstar gets nailed for stepping on grass he didn't mean to step on and…
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Ep. 337 - Proof of Life
Mitch McConnell resurfaces holding the day's newspaper like he's proving to the world he’s alive and wasn't kidnapped, which sets the tone for a week where everyone seems to be performing for a camera. The front page of (state-run) newspapers in Iran tout assassinations it has no capacity to…
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Ep. 336 - The Right to Bear Sparklers
It's the 250th birthday of the country, and David wants to do one modest thing to mark it: set off some fireworks that comply with Rhode Island state law. What stands in the way is a neighbor filming from a poison ivy patch, a permit regime that demands unanimous consent from the same people who...
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Ep. 335 - Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Trash Cans
A DEI vice president at JP Morgan Chase attended the Knicks' first championship parade in 53 years, spotted a full Nicks-themed trash can, dumped its contents on the sidewalk, and walked home with it as a souvenir. She has since been fired. David Pridham and Brad Sheafe use this as the…
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Ep. 334 - A Dog Eat Dog World
Iran gets the full wrath of the United States and lives to tell about it, which David and Brad agree is the worst possible outcome short of nuclear war. They chart a path from regime change fantasy to Marshall Plan optimism to the grim realization that toddlers negotiate the Strait of Hormuz…
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Ep. 333 - The Coconut Theory of Governance
When the official White House page declared Harambe a "true patriot" on what would have been his 27th birthday, most people scrolled past. David & Brad take a moment. Because once the government is producing gorilla memorial content while simultaneously installing a UFC octagon on the South Lawn...
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Ep. 332 - Friend Request from Tom Selleck
The economy is in freefall. Democracy is crumbling. The president is an idiot and we're all going to die. That's the story in the news, anyway. Meanwhile, the Dow just hit 50,000. David and Brad take a moment to appreciate how markets, unlike the media, don't have a narrative to protect. Also on...
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Ep. 331 - Congratulations, You Don't Have Hantavirus (Probably)
Eleven people on the planet have hantavirus. The CDC calls the risk "very, very low." The media has labeled it a crisis. Brad Sheafe is slightly more skeptical about a disease you'd have to wallow in rat droppings to contract. Meanwhile, Carnival Cruise Lines is having a week, the Pentagon has...
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Ep. 330 - Keep Away From Rat Droppings
People are dead on a cruise ship because someone thought a garbage dump was a birdwatching venue. The CDC, fresh off its COVID credibility tour and a poster advising Americans to masturbate through monkeypox, wants you to take this seriously. David and Brad are not sure you should. Meanwhile, the...
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Ep. 329 - All's Fair in Love and Cannons
The boys are back and waste no time on the JP Morgan fiasco featuring an office sex slave, Viagra pellets, and seductive cannons. From there it’s full clown world: a Kamala donor sprints through a metal detector at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner waving a shotgun while the President, VP…
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Ep. 328 - Best Of: Running on Chalupas and Other Existential Regrets
David and Brad are still deep undercover on a global fact-finding mission. While the boys gather fresh intel, here’s some of the best clips from recent episodes. First, we harken back to the Taco Bell Ultramarathon, where runners are required to choke down burritos, chalupa supremes, and Baja…
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Ep. 327 - Best Of: Sombreros, Subpoenas, and Scandals
Some podcasts do a Best Of to celebrate. David and Brad do one because the evidence needed to be organized. Judges demanding biological proof of French first ladies. Presidents trolling Congress with sombreros. A Biden portrait that's just a picture of a machine. Pull up a chair, because the...
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Ep. 326 - A Ballooning Problem
The trouble with keeping something big under wraps is that eventually, the bubble bursts. Case in point, Bryon Noem, husband of the former Secretary of Homeland Security, was quietly sending tens of thousands of dollars to fetish models and circulating photos of himself in fake balloon boobs…
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Ep. 325 - Full Metal Cornhole
Europe watches from the sidelines as the United States proceeds to bomb Iran back to the Stone Age, and somewhere in the New Mexico desert, a retired general is wandering around looking for alien debris. Meanwhile, a quadruple amputee (and champion cornhole player) committed, executed, and…
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Ep. 324 - Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck
Brad and David cut through the fog on the Strait of Hormuz, where tankers sit idle because insurers won’t risk Iranian drones. The same reluctance shows up at home: repeated attacks tied to radical Islam get soft-pedaled as “vehicle incidents” or “motives unclear,” even when the perpetrators…
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Ep. 323 - A Troika of Geniuses
This week, three of Congress's sharpest legal minds requested a deposition with Hillary Clinton, took a victory selfie beforehand, and proceeded to get absolutely folded in half by a 77-year-old woman before the first hour was up. A masterclass in prosecutorial precision, just not theirs. Kristi...
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Ep. 322 - It's the Bounce You Have to Worry About [Best of IP…Frequently]
David's on the road taking the pulse of America, so we're raiding the vault. This week's best-of serves up the WNBA's bright green dildo epidemic, an 80-something German named Helmet Hammerhand crushing 293 walnuts in 60 seconds with a raw egg in his fist, the half-billion-dollar Trump judgment...
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Ep. 321 - Silence of the Diagnoses
A man in a wig shoots up his kid's hockey game, and the one thing you cannot say is the most obvious thing in the room. David and Brad trace the through-line from the Rhode Island rink to Canadian schools to the Trump shooting and ask: if this were the Gambino family, would we notice a pattern?...
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Ep. 320 - Seizing the Means of Sanitation
New York's communist mayor can't plow streets or pick up trash, giving New Yorkers a genuine taste of a political philosophy that has literally never worked. Meanwhile, 3 million pages of Epstein documents somehow only put one person behind bars. Plus: a perplexing kidnapping, one man’s...
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Ep. 319 - A Nation of Slippery Slopes
The Hall of Fame gatekeepers have spoken, and Bill Belichick isn't getting in. David and Brad dissect the petty jealousies and false moral superiority that kept the greatest coach in NFL history out of Canton. Then it's off to Minneapolis, where federal agents trying to enforce laws are being...
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Ep. 318 - What Goes Up Must Come Down
An “influencer” with 12 million followers is warning people that on August 12th, 2026, gravity will pause for 7.3 seconds. NASA's been hiding it. You, your cat, and your car will hover in the air before slamming back to earth in a symphony of shattered spines and dead pets. Forty million...
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Ep. 317 - It's Giving Federal Consequences
Welcome to a crash course in Gen Z linguistics, from "aura points" to "skibbidi”, before diving into the chaos unfolding across the globe. David and Brad dissect Iran's brutal crackdown on protesters while the Shah's heir lounges in Paris, debate whether Trump should just annex Greenland already,...
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Ep. 316 - Sometimes Dead is Better
David and Brad survey the wreckage of New York City under Mayor Mamdani. His housing czar wants to dismantle white supremacy by seizing private property (conveniently excluding her mother's $1.4 million Nashville home.) The hosts dissect the performative self-loathing of white progressives who…
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Ep. 315 - Democracy Dies in Daycare
David and Brad kick off 2026 by examining America's fraud epidemic—from Minneapolis' multi-billion dollar Somali daycare scheme to a Florida congresswoman's $300,000 FEMA-funded diamond ring she tried to airbrush out of her Christmas card. Meanwhile, Trump immortalizes Biden's legacy with an...
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Ep. 314 - Murder, Mayhem, and Merry Christmas
David and Brad unwrap some recent spectacular failures in this murder-y Christmas episode. First up, Providence's finest fumbled a campus shooting so badly that a homeless man living in the crime scene building had to solve it himself…all while police ignored him and politicians held press...
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Ep. 313 - How to Lose Everything in Ten Minutes
David and Brad dissect the spectacular implosion of Michigan's head football coach, who traded a $6 million dream job and family for ten minutes of pleasure (and that’s being generous). Gene Simmons drops wisdom at the Kennedy Center about staying in your lane, and the guys explain why if you go…
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Ep. 312 - Best Of: The Turkey Gobbler Episode
Too stuffed with turkey to record a full episode, David and Brad serve up podcast moments from 2025 on a silver platter: climate hysteria by the millisecond, CEOs busted by kiss cams, Harvard's alien doomsday prophet, gender conspiracy lawsuits, and TikTok's home invasion trend. It's the past few...
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Ep. 311 - A Tale of Two Inches
It's the annual Turkey Gobbler episode, and this Thanksgiving, David and Brad are serving up a disturbing historical pattern that explains more than you wanted to know. From the Golden State Killer's dime-sized evidence to Hitler's motivations for world domination, the hosts carve into history's...
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Ep. 310 - 49 Days, Zero Change, and a Burger That Won't Die
Congress shuts down for 49 days, changes absolutely nothing, then votes to reopen like it was all a big joke. Meanwhile, a McDonald's Quarter Pounder purchased in the 90’s celebrates its 30th birthday looking better than most senators. David and Brad connect the dots between government…
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Ep. 309 - Free Buses & $30 Burgers: A Socialist Love Story
David and Brad dissect New York City's newly elected Marxist mayor and his fever-dream platform of free groceries, $30/hr minimum wages, and replacing cops with social workers armed with hugs. They explore the inevitable exodus of the 1%, calculate the hilarious math on 55% tax rates, and propose...
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Ep. 308 - Medieval Solutions for Modern Problems
David and Brad make an impassioned case for reviving public shaming via pillory—and this week's news provides all the evidence they need. First up: a Scottish woman who orchestrated an elaborate nine-month fake pregnancy with a doll named Bonnie Lee Joyce, complete with gender reveal parties,...
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Ep. 307 - Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Sidewall Incident
A rogue curb has assassinated a Mercedes tire. Meanwhile, Trump brokers the impossible while the Nobel Prize goes to people who accomplished nothing but good vibes. RIP to Ace Frehley and Diane Keaton—actual legends who earned their laurels. And to everyone who marched for "No Kings": you're 249...
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Ep. 306 - Duck, Duck, GOAT: Drake Maye's Performance and Other Fowl Plays
This week, David and Brad deliver analysis and exegesis on poultry, Patriots, and prophecy. The boys declare Drake Maye the next NFL MVP, take a victory lap over the Patriots finally putting football men in charge instead of DEI hires, and somehow pivot seamlessly into the Book of Enoch and the...
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Ep. 305 - Gastrointestinal Minefield
Turns out when federal workers stay home, America keeps right on trucking. But while Washington idles without consequence, David stumbles into actual operational chaos at Rhode Island's mysterious "Preserve," where he survives a surreal evening featuring purple-coated moguls, hostage-taking...
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Ep. 304 - Borders for Thee, but Not for Me
One survived Arctic warfare training in polar bear territory, the other made it through a Milan fashion show featuring Meryl Streep. Together, Brad and David have faced danger in the face and lived to tell the tale. Back stateside, the real entertainment begins. From "Trump 2028" hats to...
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Ep. 303 - Left vs. Right vs. Reality
David and Brad sit down with John Geoghegan, a former conservative warrior from the Gingrich Revolution days who's done a complete political 180. What starts as a nostalgic trip down memory lane—reminiscing about the old cable access show "One Sunday"—quickly turns into a spirited debate about...
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When humanity appears to be at its breaking point... Two men offer up their voices in the darkness! Leading the huddled masses into the safe harbor of good business practices, 80's music and headline news, we introduce the IP... Frequently podcast.Meet David and Brad, two small businessmen giving you the straight talk every week on IP… Frequently. Subscribe and stay up-to-date on their weekly stream of episodes.
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