Just The Tips

*SPOILER ALERT: HILARY SWANK HAS BEEN A GHOST THE WHOLE TIME!* Now that that's out of the way, please tune into our TWENTIETH (that's right) episode, in which Marty and Gracie muse about naked wizard pool parties, debunk racist grammar, and talk about how to wish away those those darn self-hating thoughts! (For more info about Mike the Chicken, check out this episode of one of our fave podcasts Snap Judgement http://www.wnyc.org/story/headless-chicken-snap-631-better-half/)

Marty eats and Gracie gets more annoying by the second as they discuss their various altercations with strangers on trains (actually, we do give some pretty swell to-do's and don't-do's...go us!) Problems or questions? Email us at [email protected]. We'd love to solve them immediately for you. Our people skills are impressive. Now, here's a video of a pooping sloth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5tjPWwABc.

CAUTION, WIDE LOAD....of PROBLEMS! Marty and Gracie come up with two vastly different ways to break up with your boss, and tackle some other issues along the way, suicide and cat voicemails.

Marty and Gracie discuss anxiety poops and the repercussions of comparing yourself to others in this day and age. Gracie's childhood friend Max joins to add his insight. (His foot is also a barbed cat penis that is constantly harassed by our head fact checker, Engine.)

A chode sode that pretty much turned into a full-masted episode. Enjoy our aimless musings about 4th of July and such!

Episode 15 - Gracie and Mar Mar return to the true essence of Just the Tips: shitty mics, an inebriated Gracie, and getting into some nitty gritty family issues. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR OUR INSIGHT, WORLD.

A quick check in. Side note, has anyone seen Marty?? If you have any information, please follow us @justthetipspod.

Special guest Ariel (host of "Why Is This A Thing?) joins us yet again to talk about the journey of his relationship and power struggles amongst significant others. Oh, also we discuss oyster vaginas and reveal Marty's real name. (Link to see Gracie's dumb stupid face at It Matters Comedy Showcase @ NYCC: http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/itmatters-comedy-night-ft-alex-pavone-special-guests-05-27-2016, Promo code: ITMATTERS)

Another RIVETING in person episode, where we dissect narcissism, why you should never give a cat to a child, and mixing money and friends, all while steadily day drinking. Sit back, relax, and join the Rihanna that is blasting through our recording location. (Also, check it: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/protective-mother-elephant-trumpets-loudly-7743370)

Tired of that old woman giving you the stink eye at work? Would you rather marry a horse or kill Sigourney Weaver? What's the bird you should be MOST afraid of?? These are important questions, questions that need answering, and questions that we will solve. (Also, if after listening to this episode, you're interested in ostrich recipes, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T, check out this sweetness: http://www.roamingacres.com)

Sometimes things are sad, eh? In this episode we get deep (as deep as we can, that is) discussing loss and the things that come with it...like giant squid foot, and rocket coffins.

Marmar and Happy Feet return from their hiatus with talk of "politics," bowel movements, and Scottish tweens. Special guest stars Bernie Sanders and Hilary Clinton also pop in for a sec.

Episode 08 - Gracie proves her technological incompetence by ruining the episode, which is quickly recovered by Marty and special guest Ariel Rodriguez discussing Uno’s, pregnancy tests, and banana sex.

Episode 07 - Judgements -- What’s up with them? Today we try out something new by deconstructing your real life worries and concerns. We can each walk away from this one as a more accepting, loving person. Oh and also -- f#%,k you Todd.

Episode 06 - New Year, new you! RIGHT GIRLFRAND?! Or maybe not. Tune in for our first pod of 2016, where we discuss cheating on your partner (wait for it!) to save lives, forms that Marty has to fill out, phobias, and fake orgasms.

Episode 05 - Join us as we address our VERY FIRST fan problem, as well as covering topics such as Star Wars, holiday tracks, duck quacks, and butt quarters...a.k.a., first hi-def episode!

Episode 04 - First in-person episode. Truly a landmark.

Episode 03 - Marmar shares a traumatizing story from his past and Gracie kind of tries to debunk hay.

Episode 02 - Would you eat your best friend? Drink your own pee? Fight off zombies or vampires? What’s your apocalypse plan? Get one now, and learn how here.

Episode 01 - Magic is born from friendship, friendship is born from love, and we are Just The Tips.