Lorecast Eternals: A Warhammer Age of Sigmar Podcast

I think this book actually pissed us off a great deal, or was it the plot of the "THE WHEEL" that really got to us. If you want to test your mortal self, try taking a drink every time we say the word "wheel". This is a joke for legal reasons. Also, check out the Patreon, we made some updates, I think it is generally better.    Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

I am starting to think that we are all very food-motivated, and that is really the only thing that really keeps us going. As I am typing this, I am only thinking about the curry I am about to cook. It is going to be a good time. Look at us, we are getting so much better at actually uploading at a normal schedule again.    Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected] 

New Year, New Us? What is this? Are we actually kinda keeping a schedule and our lives are not falling apart? Are we actually truly going to make an attempt to do what we say we do? Stay tuned through out this year and found out. In this episode we go into the second part of Dawnbringer Book II - Reign of the Brute, and how it very much paralleled with the first part.    Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

"3 Chaos grumbles, talking about a book, trying not to go into side tangents." - Mable   Honestly, that is probably the best description of our entire podcast in general. Enjoy this episode as we go into part 1 of book 2 of Dawnbringers. I feel like we are stepping on the toes of the Mortal Realms podcast with this series, and it feels kinda weird.    Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

How, just how? We tried to start so early, but we always end up in the same trap. Why are we here so late? Are we here to just suffer? Well, good news, if you are getting this, that means you are getting an actual episode pretty damn soon. ;)

"We are back" for like the 4th time. We are just getting back into the swing of things and trying to get comfortable again and wanted to tell you all that has happened.    Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

In a different move of events, we are actually covering a specific book of the recent events of the Harbingers from the end of 3.0. Hope y'all are ready for this ride.    Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

Look, it is a Sunday morning, my wrist is "broken", but that will not stop me from getting what you, the people, need. Here is your cake, and it is no lie. Enjoy the rambles of us mad men.    Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

So, we have decided to rebrand who we are as a podcast and shift to a far more serious world of discussion. Bionicles is near and dear to our hearts for us 5. So say so long to the times of our rant about Nagash and Sigmar, and hello to the Holy Mask of creation. Bionicles is our life now, and we shall make it yours. Hope you are ready for a wild ride through the cosmos because I can tell you that my ten-year-old self was not.   Image Credits: Raven at https://cyber-raven.artstation.com/ Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]   April Fools!

The changer of ways has instructed me to sabotage myself so I can further his plans with me. So ruining all of my progress in my life should somehow help me? Join us as we discuss such conundrum of this Chaos God. In turn of events, have you ever thought about the journey that a roly-poly takes to run across the living room floor?   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

Matthew drops cat, Jacob talks about his struggle with painting miniatures, and I honestly don't know where to take this description. Have y'all ever considered the influence of the Eastern Orthodoxy in modern day Mesopotamia? Send a Butter Dog message if you read this.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

Yet again, we have not done the anniversary episode. Maybe at this point we just might wait until the 4 year anniversary and do a 12 hour live stream, who knows. It also became apparent that we actually never introduced Matthew to what Age of Sigmar is. So while Searcy is out, and us not wanting to delay any further, I bestow you this episode.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

Man, it has been a hot minute, but is swear it is not my fault. I hope you enjoy this episode, and apologies for my loud voice.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

Join us as we cover the time, like all of the other times, were Nagash monologued himself out of victory and his 3 stooges fail at every task, but somehow are still some of the scariest threats to the mortal realms. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

Look, we are actually making this a thing, and they are now pre-rambles. No lore really, just having a chat to get it out of our system. You may skip.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Email: [email protected]

So Nagash did some stuff, and we talk about it. Our first lore episode after our break, and we kept it short and on point, because this is an Age of Sigmar podcast. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Hello, we are back and rolling again. Please forgive our absence.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Howdy folks! Unfortunately,  we are announcing a hiatus from the podcast for the foreseeable future. Don't worry, we'll be back, but life is hitting hard right now, and we need a break. We talk about it all in the episode. Thank you for your continued support, and we will see you in the future!   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Howdy, hi, hello my fellow humans. It is I, one of them Lorecast Eternals, and I think I know the lore of the Old World. Join us as we take a look into how Nagash became the Big Bone Daddy himself.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

We wrapped up 2023 with our Contest of Champions, and we brought the winner onto the podcast for an interview. Everyone, say hello to Elmsword, and stick around for 2 hours of Lorecast approved antics. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Oh god, I think it was Bonesofsmite who requested it, but look, we do read our ideas-and-request channel in our discord, look at the title. This episode will be far less philosophical than our previous episode. So join us as we investigate what STDs are all about in the Mortal Realms.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

In an attempt to cover Slaves to Darkness, we kinda went over more philosophy than actual lore, plus a great deal of tangents. This could have been a bonus episode, but I will roll with it. We are a DND podcast now, apparently.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Will we ever be consistent with how we do multi-part episodes? No. Is the audio wack in this because two people forgot to bring a mic? Yes. Is this episode unhinged? Yes. Do we actually talk about Be'lakor? Yes. Is Be'lakor Robert Baratheon? That is only for you to decide. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]  

Mitchell talks about almost moving to Michigan and other things. Come listen to Mitchell's life, dear listener. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Today we're leaning about the oldest Prince in the book, and how Tzeentch is looking out for us mortals. Also, Mitchell discusses why he needs a therapy couch, and Phil becomes obsessed with money. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Going in-depth about the society of the Kharadron Overlords. Okay, now for the hot take, Microsoft Edge is the superior web browser. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

We look at some of our favorite bits of 40k lore and Phil's computer has a meltdown. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Hallelujah it's raining daemon parts! Welcome to the skylanes of the Mortal Realms and the reason daemons of Tzeentch have PTSD about the song Ride of the Valkyries. It's time for sky dwarves! Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

I am trying to type this long enough that way the deranged part of my mind is out of the preview box, and I don't have random people questioning my sanity, or at least what I have left. The world is dark, but the mind can be darker, and oh boy here we go.......................................................................................   Mom help, I have been trapped in the basement, and frogs are down here. They stare into my soul, and every time I make I contact I feel 5 minutes older. What is happening too me? Brother is already 45, and we have only been down here 20 minutes. BUTTA DAWG! Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected] dawg wid da butta

Yeah I am not really typing 3 description in one day, but if you are reading this, just want to let you know that you are loved, and Sigmar loves you. BUTTA DAWG! Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected] dawg wid da butta  

Rambling man rambling on rambling gods and rambling folks on our rambling discord. 2nd year anniversary episode where we answer questions from our discord about anything from our favorite faction to to what the fuck is a kilometer. This has been an amazing year and we look forward to another year to come. BUTTA DAWG! Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected] dawg wid da butta

Join us around this campfire as we reflect on the origins of our god-king. The man was so great he hit a home run with a hammer and sent a skeleton into the future. At this point, I really do wonder if anyone reads the bios. I feel like I can start putting hot takes in here and no one will ever know, like spreading peanut butter with a spoon is far superior to a butter-knife. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]  

Ogors M'lord! That's right we finally got to the EXTRA THICCC boys. Today's menu will consist of Gorkamorka's appetite starting a couple of religions, ogors being cat dads, a crippling fear of blizzards, an explanation of why ogors should be armed with mini-guns, and some light cannibalism.     Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Hi all, look see we aren't dead yet. This week we dive into the what is the vague lore of our favorite shroom crazed gobos, the Gloomspite Gitz.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Decades of events lead to this city not falling, and we are not sure how. Really it should have been dead ages ago. Come in and figure out how the city was able to survive the largest WHAAG! of the age.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition........umm... I mean the Sigmar inquisition....or the Order of Azyr.... ya that one. Join us as we discuss Witch Hunters and Vampire Hunters and the organization they belong to, and also to talk about swords and crossbows a bit.     Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Yes-yes, this episode is a general overview of what and who the skaven are. This is a race with a rich history, so we are only able to skim the top of this faction. In later episodes, we will review the individual clans, plagues, etc.    Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

I sit here a week later tying this out still trying to fix my sleep schedule, but to no avail. Lone Star GT is in 2 weeks, and I am back on the grind. We decided to take it easy for this go around, and just have a good old fashion chat about our first time going to LVO.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

They say 3rd time is a charm, and man was it a case with this one After many delays, we were able to finally get this one out. Explore the depths with us as we cover the coolest faction in AoS.   Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=84424699 Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

It is the return of the King! Phil is indeed back to bless us, and what a topic to come back to because we could not do it without our degenerate! Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Back again to talk about the best (or worst) slayer as Gotrek enters the mortal realms and causes all kinds of shenanigans, and he has ULTRA-DEPRESSION!!! Be prepared as Gotrek takes us on a ride of violence, betrayal, anger, sadness and a bit of casual racism as he makes his way across the realms to find his purpose.    Story list: Realmslayer One, Untended Realmslayer: Blood of the Old World Graveyard of Legend Neverspike Ghoulslayer The Dead Hours Bone Desert Death On The Road To Svardheim Gitslayer Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

If one man would be responsible for creating the absolute banger that is "Call On Me" it would be Felix. Really Felix is the star of this show, but Gotrek is included. Now next episode will really focus Gotrek. Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Okay, so this episode will probably be boring for most, were are here to give a quick update on scheduling and why that is so.  We are also testing out a new recording system just to have that ability for future uses and wanted to try it out on a bonus episode instead of a legit one. Philip should not be absent forever, he will return. Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

How did I, Mitchell, become the loud one in this episode? Hmmmmmm, I guess that just happens. Welcome back, and hope you enjoy the sad, but rad, attempt to replace the tomb kings. They did our boy Setrra dirty. Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]    

We are now a Japanese snack reaction podcast. Please join us as we review matcha kit-kats, and maybe cover something about vampires.   Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]  

Stay in your stature and stare with your ears... this is about how much I want to try with all of this alliteration. So no more. We cover Sigvald in this week's episode, add overall just be degenerates. Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]  

Rambling man rambling on rambling gods and rambling folks on our rambling discord. This is our 4 HOUR 1 year anniversary episode where we answer questions from our discord about anything from our favorite faction to our plans for the future and even our shirt size. This has been an amazing year and we look forward to another year to come. BUTTA DAWG! Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn (10% off, just say Lorecast sent you) https://www.facebook.com/search/top?q=bastrop%20games%20and%20hobbies Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected] dawg wid da butta

Honestly, I am just sorry for the chaos in this episode, but we could not stop and were having a blast, so come and join us talking about Ironjawz and some random things along the way.   Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn (10% off, just say Lorecast sent you) https://www.facebook.com/search/top?q=bastrop%20games%20and%20hobbies Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Hey, everyone!!! We are back from our month-and-a-half break!!! Come and join us in this episode where we talk about how the BDSM master himself is put into a situation that he may or may not actually like, by comparatively 4 ants that are good with magic. We don't know what Slaanesh is into. Also, going off on a rant, I have always spelled Slaanesh with two N's for some reason, and I am not sure why. It is defiantly not Slan-nesh, I guess that would be a very kinky space toad.   Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn (10% off, just say Lorecast sent you) https://www.facebook.com/search/top?q=bastrop%20games%20and%20hobbies Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]

Well, we finally made it to the podcast. After a week(s) of work that killed Mitchell, and an impromptu food poisoning gambit, we are all alive and pushing through to talk about a favorite ladies of murder. join us as we talk about the Daughters of Khaine.   Discord: https://discord.gg/TkU6Tes7kn (10% off, just say Lorecast sent you) https://www.facebook.com/search/top?q=bastrop%20games%20and%20hobbies Twitter: @LEternals Facebook: @LorecastEternals Email: [email protected]