Master Bates Podcast

So excited this week! I have a blast from the past Khaylah Epps who was on Season 25 of The Bachelor with Matt James! Listen to us discuss and get in the details of dating and more importantly learn more about the beautiful soul Khaylah! It’s longer than normal but enjoy!

Join me for a recipe, some humps and dumps, and some hot topics. Then it’s my favorite article I’ve read in a while on what makes someone creepy. And what defines “creep factors”.

I go thru my humps and dumps, quick gossip, and the newest doc you need to watch.

Back with an announcement and just talking about what I’ve been up to and some current events! Gotta get back to my peeps and keep ya informed 😍

Just a quick chat with my fav people! Going over the nerdy and pop culture stuff that have got my rocks off lately

Take pleasure in the humps and dumps of our life! Beware you will probably relate!

We are back to discuss the top news in nerdom and pop culture! And we are talking about to best books to read while stuck at home! Hey and it’s the first time Nikki doesn’t get called a whore!

After a Covid hiatus we are back! We are doing a big catch up with all pop culture and nerdiness for all of our people who may have forgotten about Dick With A Chick

We are back for Season 2 of Dick With A Chick! Listen to our quarantined lives! And we brought back our friend from the first season! Get ready to be annoyed 😂😂😂

This week is all about SEX! Learn those sexy stats with our first guest of the year! And listen until the end for a sex quiz where our Chick and guest go head to head (no pun intended)

We have an all new episode this week! Learn some words you didn’t know! Did you know the space between your eyebrows is called a Glabella? Did you know a group of ferrets is called a business? Learn that in more after we dive a bit into our past with our Humps and Dumps! Follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick

Happy 2020! Join us for our first Humps and Dumps of the Year! We discuss the science of Friendship! And then we complain about all your resolutions! Listen now and follow us @DickWithAChick on Instagram and @DickChickPod on Twitter!

It’s the 2019 Recap! We are going over the hot topics of 2019 month by month which all seem like a decade ago! Then we debate the trends that popped up in 2019 and decide should they Trend or End! Follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick and please like and subscribe!

Dick With A Chick is here for the holidays! We go thru the most fun facts of Christmas this week! And we found the best Christmas drinking games to play with friends and family! HAPPYHOLIDAYS EVERYONE! Follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick

Lacey is back and we are Humpin and Dumpin! Join us as we discuss the most googled Christmas question for each state! Then we went online to find the worst Christmas gift stories! Be sure to follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick

Holiday time is family time! So this week we are discussing the science of family. How did they f@!& up your life just by being born? Hear it here! Then we play a new game SMUSH OR PUSH Celebrity Sibling style! Who would you smush and who would you push! Let’s us know on Instagram @DickWithAChick

Hump and Dump ThanksDICKing style! We take you thru all the fun stats of turkey day! Then we play a game Dick or Chuck! See what recipes you would put your Dick in or Chuck to the trash! Follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick or Twitter @DickChickPod

On this special episode we test how well we know each other. SPOILER NOT VERY WELL! AND LOSER GETS PIED! Learn more about us and how poor Nikkis memory is. And don’t worry we still Hump and Dump all over the place! Be sure to follow @DickWithAChick on Instagram! And leave us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts

Join us for a week when Nikki has a Hump for once! Then we go thru some of the strangest laws around the world! Then we get to test Nikki and YOU the audience with our riddle wrap up! Also listen for our special episode coming up where we will need guests to come on with us! Be sure to give us 5 stars on Apple podcast and follow on Instagram @DickWithAChick

We are back for some Humpin and Dumpin! We go over and correct the myths of our friends in the animal kingdom! Then tune in or tune out to hear the Dick Daniel make animal noises that Nikki has to guess. Not sexy but cute!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEK! Our Top To Bottom we give the MOST fun facts about Halloween! Last minute costume ideas that are EASY ON YOUR Dick PEEZY! Also we give the best Mash up costume ideas... for example... Popeye the Sailor Moon!

Nikki couldn’t be here with us! So we have a special episode with a different Chick! LACEYYYYY! Learn some strange addictions and see if we make it through!! Drunk is implied so please subscribe!

This episode we hump and dump all over the place! Ever wonder where the term “riding shot gun” means? Well today is the day! We explain the history of phrases new and old! And hear Daniel pronounce YEET as the whitest man in the world!

Our HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Learn about the most googled costumes of 2019 thus far! And the hottest Halloween movies of all time! Time to scream, queens!

Join us for our Humps and Dumps of Below Deck Mediterranean! And we go through each cast member and give our final thoughts on them and the last episode! And fun fact we both hate Joao!!! Listen NOW!

Join us and hear how Daniel is rejected once again, and how Nikki loves her Mud Sluts! We go over the top RED flags of dating! And we discuss the myths of Sex! The horrors of modern dating is here!

We take a nerd break to stretch our trashy muscles! After we Hump and Dump we take us through mismatched celebrity couples through our lives! See who’s been hanging and banging! We also take a boyfriend quiz after a round of HATE OR DATE! Listen now!

LETS END THIS! Join us for the second part of our Greek Mythology pow wow! And for a nasty little Would You Rather moment!

Join us this week for our most exciting category yet: GREEK MYTHOLOGY! This is a 2 part episode! So listen to part 1 NOW! Come learn and laugh about the Olympians and all the cheeks they’ve been clappin! Don’t worry we Hump and Dump too!

Join us as we debate what’s coming up in the trashland we know as realty tv again! BELOW DECK MED is on board again!!! Enjoy!

Join us for an episode of vanity! After we Hump and Dump for the week, learn what men and women are attracted to the most! Then stick up and around for the Dick Quiz! We gettin a bit nasty this week >:)

Join us as we discuss the biggest mentions from D23! What’s D23? It’s Disney’s big expo where they reveal their biggest upcoming projects!

Join Daniel and Nikki for their Humps and Dumps! Learn all about things in the bedroom, but not what you think! Our Top to Bottom covers sleep phenomenon that we all experience! And then we take a little quiz together! LETS SLEEP TOGETHER FOLKS

The theme for the day is HARRY POTTER! Join Nikki and I as we go down our HP memory lane! Our Top to Bottom is the most used spells in HP! Then we have some wand raising 😏 Would You Rather questions! ENJOY!

Hey everyone we are back to dish on Reality TV gold for those of you that are into! We discuss the best things in Below Deck: Mediterranean and Bachelor In Paradise! Join in on the gossip! If it’s not your cup of tea there’s more content to listen to!

Join us for our Hump and Dump of the week! The Top to Bottom is f@*%ed up celebrity baby names. We then have some Unpopular Opinions to share! Listen now!

Since Nikki and I love all things Bravo, the Real Housewives, and the Bachelor/Bachelorette we thought we’d give you a BONUS episode! This week is our analysis on Below Deck: Mediterranean! Enjoy!

Nikki and I will take you through their Double Humps of the week! Then we will discuss all the things Millennials have KILLED according to studies and old people!

We give you the top Disney songs charted of all time and the Top unusual jobs to make $100,000. Let’s learn some shit.

SORRY :(((