Mediocre Mystics

Apple Divination

Release Date: 10/23/2019

Duration: 22 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: In episode 12, Megan & Ted bite off more than they can chew with Apple Divination. This week marks a slight change in the podcast format, so you'll definitely want to listen in! In this episode: - Apple Paring and Apple Numerology: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out! - How Ted is better at kitchening than Megan - Why we are personally attacked by relevant content - How to excuse yourself from summoning the wrong spirit during a seance on Halloween. People we want to DM us on instagram @mediocremystics include: - Therapy you want administered by Megan and Ted in our weekly Therapy Corner segment - Jon Benet Ramsey + Natalee Holloway theories Next week we'll be back with episode 13 in which we perform a seance for dummies using a Ouija Board we ordered on Amazon. Sources used in this episode: InterrobangTarot.com Numerology.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Chinese Zodiac

Release Date: 9/16/2019

Duration: 21 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: In episode 11, Megan & Ted explore their animal instincts with the Chinese Zodiac. This podcast is under the Pig sign, while Megan and Ted, 1987 babies are aptly, Rabbits. In this episode: - Meet Dr. Thaddeus P. McCrea - Learn about how the Chinese zodiac shifted from branches to animals - Try not to say Aminals instead of Animals - Horoscope.com and Astrology.com's take on the daily Pigscope People we want to DM us on instagram @mediocremystics include: - Rabbits born in 1987 - Members of the Han Dynasty - Wine drinkers with Mistresses - Horse girls who feel called out  Next week we'll be back with episode 12 in which we may actually anagram some bacon and serve it to our friends. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Tasseography

Release Date: 8/30/2019

Duration: 30 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: Our pal Punxatawney Phil gave us a whole lot of nothing to go on in last week's Videomancy episode, we decided that since everyone in Groundhog Day was basically mainlining coffee that Tasseography was the next method. In this episode: - A history of Tasseography - Why Anchor.fm is baller - How we fucked up the first reading - How we discovered neither of us like tea, so we poured one out for our homie the podcast - A call out for horse girls, nerdy stoners, and compliance experts to DM us on Instagram @mediocremystics - All the animals - Why we aren't going to feed McDonald's fries to the seagulls in the grocery store parking lot - What our 11th form of divination is going to be next week Where we got our information: Tasseography Wikipedia How to Read Tea Leaves Tea Leaf Symbol Dictionary --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Videomancy

Release Date: 8/13/2019

Duration: 22 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: Join Megan and Ted in an infinite loop as they discuss Videomancy via the 90's classic film, Groundhog Day. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Tarot

Release Date: 8/5/2019

Duration: 39 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: This week, Megan and Ted try their hand at Tarot. Listen in to learn about the history, the *other* name for Tarot, and a detailed peek at the reading we did. Big shouts to free-tarot-reading.net/free and LT's World Famous Universal 6 Card Spread to help us divine: How this podcast feels right now What the podcast wants most in this moment The podcast's fears What is going for the podcast What is going against the podcast The outcome and ultimately the next divination method for next week's episode. If you like: - The french - The italians - Writing letters - Jerry Seinfeld - Bill Murray - Game of Thrones - Basic Instinct - Sex slaves Then you might like this episode. And hey, if you like it, would you be a bro and share us with a friend? Maybe screenshot your podcast app and tag us in your instagram stories? @mediocremystics Thanks fam - M & T --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Phallomancy (NSFW)

Release Date: 8/2/2019

Duration: 16 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: We know you woke up this morning thinking about your morning wood.  So we decided to talk about it. And judge you for it. Kidding. Sort of.  In this episode of the Mediocre Mystics, Megan and Ted watched a porno and took notes on a Czech guy's penis. Because of course they did. Phallomancy is the art and science of reading a bull's penis (the Czech guy will make sense once you listen, we promise) to discern a man's moral character. Big dick havers watch out because you're in for a sad surprise. Listen in to find out everything we know about Phallomancy, and where it leads us for next week's divination method. As always, we'd love to hear from you and the best place to do that is to slide into our DMs on Instagram @mediocremystics (because, I mean, what better episode to slide into the DMs on than the dick one). Our source for this week's episode came pretty much exclusively from Mona Magick. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Bibliomancy (NSFW)

Release Date: 7/23/2019

Duration: 19 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: Megan and Ted use their mediocre knowledge from their Rune reading last week to see what they can divine from Jen Sincero's book You Are a Badass at Making Money. This episode mentions some sexual situations and is NOT suitable for listeners under 18, so pop your earbuds in, open the incognito tab, and listen in to find out how the hell a book on making money = NSFW. Links: On Bibiomancy: https://www.crystalinks.com/bibliomancy   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibliomancy To purchase You Are a Badass at Making Money by Jen Sincero: https://amzn.to/2Y5CmUY --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Runic Divination

Release Date: 7/16/2019

Duration: 20 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: In this episode, Megan and Ted get Norse with a little Runic Divination. You'll hear about Megan's hand going ice cold above the stone she chose, why we think Libramancy (the madeup divination where we just ask for Libra's opinions) should be a thing, and what Jen Sincero and You Are a Badass at Making Money has to do with it all. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Stolisomancy + Myrmomancy

Release Date: 7/9/2019

Duration: 23 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: Today's episode is a double header, made even more special because Ted and Megan are recording in the same room! Last week's Oneiromantic antics led us to the Stolisomancy, which is, as far as we could tell, the art of judging what someone is wearing and interpreting it to mean whatever you think it means. So we parked ourselves at the mall foodcourt and did some old-timey people watching, which led us to our second half of today's episode: Mrymomancy, which is literally just watching ants eat people food and divining answers to your questions based on that. There wasn't much information on Stolisomancy, and even less on Myrmomancy, but we gave you all we could. We'd also love it if you would share this podcast if you're enjoying it! The best way to do that is to take a screenshot of the podcast app you're listening in, posting it to Instagram and/or Facebook and tagging us @MediocreMystics --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Oneiromancy

Release Date: 7/1/2019

Duration: 36 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: Megan and Ted dissect one of Megan's weird dreams from the lens of this week's divination method: Oneiromancy. Listen in for rainbow glasses, Blues Clues, rock climbing, Gilmore Girls, and all the family trauma. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Astrology

Release Date: 6/14/2019

Duration: 49 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: Mediocre Mystics Megan and Ted are back to chat ASTROLOGY! Birth charts, zodiac signs, and using the podcast horoscope (it's a Gemini) to determine next week's divination method, Oneiromancy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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Cledonomancy

Release Date: 6/5/2019

Duration: 22 Mins

Authors: Megan + Ted

Description: Megan and Ted kick off the Mediocre Mystics podcast by exploring Cledonomancy, which is a form of divination based on chance events or encounters, like Tumblr memes about throwing Chef Boyardee on the ground and seeing what you can divine from it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mediocre-mystics/support

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