Michelle & Travis

Whenever anything gets put on a curb, people come out from under their rocks to find it. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where there are possibly bears, you will not find Travis. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy with the world's smallest penis needs your help. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis stresses the importance of bathroom etiquette. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get a follow-up from last week's 'Ask Michelle Anything'. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're mad at your neighbor and want to take some form of action, look for a security camera first. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just stay off planes and rollercoasters right now for your own safety. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A college cheating scandal has caught Michelle's attention. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When other areas of the country are dealing with major problems, West Michigan has more parking controversy. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finally, we get a win for common sense!Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smoking weed as you get older might be the move to avoid dementia. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis joined a prestigious club over the weekend. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does no sex actually make you sharper from a mental standpoint? That might be why the Knicks won a title. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you take money out of a lost wallet? No matter how big of a dirtbag you are, we promise this caller has you beat. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, the noise might be increasing from the new amphitheater in Grand Rapids. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dark humor is a sign of intelligence, according to experts. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's certain information you should just leave off the internet about yourself. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle has a staring problem. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're buying a home, you'd probably want to know what the neighbor situation is like especially if it's bad. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis has a raccoon problem. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You get the best of both worlds with this show, truly. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fake it til you make it, we suppose. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What two fears is every person born with? Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener's story has Travis hot and bothered. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neighbor wars rage on in Travis' neighborhood. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle put a diaper on yesterday and her life is now officially over. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take your team building and shove it. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing says America! quite like visiting Waffle House and Walmart. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle learns that there's a museum dedicated to the vagina and she's not happy about it. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ask Michelle Anything takes a wild turn. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently, kids that are starting college now can barely read. What other things can't they do? Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pranking people is just a thing of the past with technology advancing. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this the worst generation of men that are coming up? Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis claims he's going to be the 'cool' parent as his son gets older. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've hit a low point in your life if you're making jewelry for people made out of bodily fluids. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Day In History gets a little feisty this morning. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why are wealthy people the most tone deaf? Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Dave Dyer joins the show today. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you hear your crank whistling, you should probably seek medical attention. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We might be in some trouble after pissing off the NAAFA. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What job did you have when you were a teenager? Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Once the swimmers leave your body, they probably shouldn't go back in. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shouldn't you know the difference between a stomachache and being pregnant? Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favorite porn star is pregnant. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cruises are gross to begin with. We don't need bigger ones available. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's an official group that protects fat people's rights and we can't stop laughing about it. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As soon as someone gets naked in a hot tub during a boy's trip, that's when the fun stops. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The no-kid movement could be coming to a restaurant near you. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis got a lesson on forceps this morning. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Long story short, neither one of us were world class athletes. Support the show: https://www.wlav.com/michelle-travis/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.