My Partner Has No Taste - A Comedy Movie Podcast

It should have been Carly’s film pick this week, but because this podcast is a shambles, your hosts forgot and Rich picked the film.  Ironically, he picked a film about memory loss: 2004’s sci-fi romance, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  Will Carly remember why she hated this film the first time she saw it? Will Rich remember to put the toilet seat down? And will you, dear listener, remember to subscribe and leave a five-star review?! Find out in the forty-third forgetful episode of MPHNT! IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Well, here we are: one whole year of My Partner Has No Taste!  Join Carly and Rich as they drink cheap Prosecco and look back over twelve months of ramshackle content.  To all the regular listeners who have joined them on this “journey” so far, thank you, you beauties! To anyone new, you picked the wrong episode to jump in… Big thank you to die-hard fans: Jen, Chantelle, Emily, Siobhan, Oscar, Dave, Jack, Andy, Ali… and the rest Subscribe and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

It’s Rich’s film pick this week, which means Carly has to suffer through male-centric sci-fi fever dream, The Fifth Element. Will Carly be able to get past the weirdly sexualised goo-goo ga-ga voice? Will Rich admit that Chris Tucker’s performance is a work of genius? Find out in the forty-first “big ba-da boom” episode of MPHNT! Subscribe and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Well, here we are: episode 40! And what better way to celebrate this milestone than by watching a film about how great capitalism is!  Will Rich be horrified by the consumerist wed-dream that is Pretty Woman? Will Carly wish she was married to a blank-faced man with a limousine and a private jet? And just what did go on between Richard Gere and that gerbil?? Find out the answers to these questions and more, in the fortieth sex-positive episode of MPHNT! Subscribe and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Pour yourself a White Russian, stick on some Creedence, and polish your bowling ball, because in this episode, Rich is making Carly watch The Big Lebowski. Will Carly be as happy as a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever, or will she come away as grumpy as a German nihilist? Will Rich be able to convince her that dressing gowns and cargo are a good look? Find out in the thirty-ninth far-out episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, Carly has chosen a film by her favourite director, Ronald Einstein! Will Rich holler and cheer along with his wife as LA goes down in flames, or will he wish he was watching a film with less neutrinos in it? Find out in the thirty-eight destructive episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s worst nightmare — watching a James Bond film! Will her preconception that Bond movies are misogynistic crap about a sleazy old man preying on young women be proved correct? Will she even be able to get past the use of the word p**sy in the title?? Find out in the thirty-seventh shaken (not stirred) episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

It’s Carly’s film pick this week, which means Rich has to watch every thirty-year-old woman’s favourite film, Mean Girls. Will Rich feel like he’s been personally victimised by Regina George? Will it bring Carly back to her high school days of shopping and writing Burn Books? Find out in the thirty-fifth fetch episode of MPHTN. You go, Glen Coco! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s worst nightmare: a film about sweaty men blowing up trucks and forcing women to breed!  Will Rich be able to convince her that behind the mayhem, Mad Max: Fury Road is actually a deeply feminist piece? Will Carly’s theory that this film takes place in the same universe as Disney-Pixar’s Cars hold water? Find out in the thirty-fifth gas-guzzling episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Unfortunately Carly and Rich were unable to watch this week’s scheduled film in time — but because they love you, they still managed to record an episode so you didn’t miss them! So barricade the doors, cover yourself in iodine, and enjoy their review of a film that’s currently in cinemas, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.  Will Carly resent Rich for taking her to see such a gratuitous, violent movie? Will she resent him even more for not being as well hung as Samson, the morphine-loving zombie with the massive schlong? Find out in this week’s brain-munching minisode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

This week, Carly has decided to inflict her favourite film genre on Rich: a ‘90s domestic thriller about a psychotic bitch stalking a family of yuppies! Will it make Carly want to breastfeed a stranger’s baby? Will it make Rich want to be a baby? Find out in the thirty-fourth baby-stealing episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

It’s Rich’s film pick week, which means poor Carly has to watch slasher classic, Candyman. Will she be able to fancy Tony Todd, even though he’s full of bees? Will Rich be able to convince her that the film is a thoughtful social commentary, despite all the bloody bees?? Find out in the thirty-third beetastic episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Carly and Rich mix things up this week by taking a trip to the cinema to watch The Housemaid (Carly’s pick, obviously).  Will Rich be able to enjoy the sight of Sydney Sweeney naked, knowing she’s a registered Republican? Will Carly get any ideas for how to exact bloody revenge on Rich if he lets her down as a husband? Find out in the thirty-second tooth-tugging episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEAR LISTENER! To get into the festive spirit, Carly forces Rich to watch a film he’s managed to avoid for over two decades: 2003 Christmas romcom, Love Actually. Will Rich’s grinchy heart swell in size, or will he vomit mince pie all over himself? Will Carly be able to defend the rampant sexism and aggressive fat-shaming of this supposed classic? Find out in the thirty-first lovely (actually) episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

‘Tis the season… for shooting bad guys! In this week’s Christmastastic episode, Rich finally gets Carly to watch one of his favourite holiday movies, 1988’s Die Hard.  Will Carly feel the festive cheer that only a wave of bullets and bloodshed can provide? Will Rich concede that The Muppet Christmas Carol is possibly a more Christmassy film? And which one of them can do a better impression of Bruce Willis’ smirk?? Find out in the thirtieth machine gun-wielding episode of MPHNT. Yippee kay yay motherf***ers! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, Carly forces Rich to confront the trauma of his Catholic upbringing by making him watch 1998 Biblical animated epic, The Prince of Egypt.  Will Rich find his way back to God? Will Carly’s disturbing obsession with the plagues of Egypt finally tear their marriage apart? Find out in the twenty-ninth slave-freeing episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

After suffering through Billy Madison in last week’s episode, Rich decides it’s high time Carly watched a good Adam Sandler film.  Will Carly be able to see past the lack of silly voices and fart jokes in 2002’s arthouse comedy-drama Punch-Drunk Love... or will she wish she was watching Happy Gilmore 2? Find out in the twenty-eighth coupon-collecting episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Here it is! After several episodes of teasing/threatening it, Carly finally gets Rich to watch an Adam Sandler movie!  What on earth will poor Rich make of 1995’s Billy Madison? Will Carly convince him of The Sandman’s genius, or will Rich claw his own eyes out in despair? Find out in the twenty-seventh stupid-voiced episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

‘Tis the spookiest day of the year, when the veil between the living and the dead is cobweb thin! It’s also the day when Rich watches 1978 horror classic, Halloween… And this year, Carly must join him. Will she be scared out of her wits, or will she use it as an excuse to have a lovely nap? Will Rich get over his trauma of not being allowed to go trick-or-treating as a child? And will they ever be able to stop humming the bloody theme tune?? Find out in the twenty-sixth murderous episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage Follow (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

It’s that time of the year, when the nights are drawing in, the leaves are turning brown, and Carly watches 1998 romantic fantasy, Practical Magic! And now, after several autumns of pushing for it, she finally gets Rich to watch it with her...    Will Rich fall under its nineties spell? Will Carly put a hex on him if he doesn’t? Find out in the twenty-fifth practically magical episode of MPHNT!   Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage   Follow (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

Poor Carly and Rich have been struck down with Covid! Despite this, they still managed to sit down and record a podcast for you ingrates.  Because Carly hated The Shining so much in Episode 22, in this week’s episode, Rich makes her watch the sequel: 2019’s Dr Sleep. Will Carly want to “redrum” her wretched husband? Will Rich regret putting on a three-hour long film when they’re both delirious with fever? Find out in the twenty-fourth nauseous and sweaty episode of MPHNT! Follow and give a 5-star rating to save their marriage Follow (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s episode, Carly Two-Tits gets Ricky No-Eyes to watch Martin Scorsese's 1990 gangster classic, Goodfellas. Will Ricky make it through the whole movie without a bowl of pasta? Will Two-Tits have him whacked if he doesn’t like it? Find out in the twenty-third ball-bustin’ episode of MPHNT!   Follow us (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

In this week’s shamelessly drunken episode, Rich finally forces Carly to watch horror classic, The Shining!  Will Carly be able to get past her intense hatred of ‘70s decor? Will a work-play imbalance make Rich a dull boy? And did Kubrick really fake the moon landing?? Find out in the twenty-second axe-wielding episode of MPHNT! Rate and subscribe to save our marriage  Follow us (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

After a two-week hiatus, Carly and Rich are back! In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s turn to defend the indefensible, with 2015’s found-footage horror, JeruZalem. What is it that she loves so much about this hokey junk, in which a gate to hell opens underneath The Holy City? Will Rich be able to get past the most ludicrous oral sex scenes in cinema history? And is “Jerusalem Madness” a real thing?? Find out in the twenty-first demon-infested episode of MPHNT! Follow us (or have a chat) on IG: @mypartnerhasnotaste

We did it — twenty episodes, baby! To celebrate this monumental occasion, Carly and Rich give you the first of two special episodes: HERE ME OUT, in which they attempt to defend the indefensible.  In this episode, Rich forces Carly to watch 1999 critical and commercial failure, Wild Wild West. Will Carly see it as the misunderstood masterpiece Rich is so adamant it is? Will Rich be able to convince her that steampunk isn’t just for pathetic virgins? And will they be able to remember more than one verse of the bloody song?? Find out in the twentieth wild episode of MPHNT!

Carly and Rich didn’t have time to sit down and watch a film this week, so in this episode they decided to challenge each other to a movie quiz. Who will come out victorious? Who will shame themselves? The winner gets head! Play along at home and win nothing.

What could be freakier than forcing a 35-year-old man to watch Freaky Friday for the first time? Will Rich finally see the light and become a Lohan convert? Will he and Carly swap bodies, leading to hilarious fish-out-of-water hijinks? Who cares, Rich is drunk while typing this episode description and has given up… Find out in the nineteenth freaky episode of MPHNT!

Summer in the UK has been way too hot this year… So what better time to watch a film about the sun dying!! In this week’s episode, Rich forces Carly to watch underappreciated 2007 sci-fi thriller, Sunshine. Will Carly be able to get over her aversion to our closest star’s cruel rays? Will Rich have a full-blown existential crisis after realising we’re just insignificant specks in a hostile, godless universe? Lather up in Factor 50 and find out in the eighteenth nicely tanned episode of MPHNT!

Poor Carly and Rich. They ate a massive meal, drank too much wine, then remembered they were meant to record a podcast. So in today’s episode, your bloated, flatulent hosts sit down to watch Step Up (Carly’s choice obviously). Will her lusting after Channing Tatum be the kindling that finally burns their marriage to the ground? Will Rich make it to the end of the episode without soiling himself because he ate too much cheese before recording? Find out in the seventeenth flatus-filled episode of MPHNT!

Carly almost made it to forty without watching a Star Wars film… Unfortunately for her, Rich wasn’t going to let that happen! In this episode, she is forced to watch Episode V. Will she become a nerd-ass Star Wars convert? Will Rich be able to get over his hatred of the special editions’ ghastly mid-noughties CGI? Find out in the sixteenth rebellious episode of MPHNT you will, hmmm.

In this episode Carly and Rich mix things up a bit, by reviewing a film that’s currently in cinemas (and not just so they can claim the cinema tickets back on tax!) Will Carly manage to get the title of the film right? Will Rich learn a thing or two about Jurassic history from his nerd-ass wife? Find out in the fifteenth tax-deductible episode of MPHNT!

Carly pulls out the big guns! In this episode Rich is forced to watch 2006 Lindsay Lohan vehicle, Just My Luck. Will Rich feel like a lucky Lohan, or a cursed Chris Pine? Will Carly finally be able to admit that maybe Lindsay’s films aren’t actually that good…? And what the hell are McFly doing in this film?!! Find out in the fourteenth critically-panned episode of MPHNT!

Grab your whips, tilt your fedoras and strap into your mine cart, because in this episode Rich finally gets Carly to watch one of his favourite childhood movies, 1984’s deeply problematic Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom. Will Carly be able to look past the overt racism and rampant misogyny to see the masterpiece buried underneath? Or will she simply think her husband is a racist, misogynist pig for liking it? Find out in the thirteenth monkey-brained episode of MPHNT! Hold onto your potatoes!

For the first time on the podcast, Carly and Rich watch a film that neither of them picked! In this week’s episode, they review a film suggested by a listener: 2022’s Bullet Train. Will they love it, or will they be united in seething hatred? Find out in this very special episode of MPHNT/My Partner Has A Great Vagina.   If you'd like Carly and Rich to let you know if you have any taste, suggest a film for them to watch on Instagram @mypartnerhasnotaste

Determined to get revenge on Rich for making her watch Mulholland Drive, Carly retaliates with a strategic strike from the heart of her teenage DVD collection: Clueless. Will Rich survive the pastel outfits, gigantic mobile phones, and Paul Rudd’s ageless face? Will Carly finally convert him to the Church of Cher Horowitz? Find out in the eleventh incestuous episode of MPHNT! It’s the bomb!

This week, Carly is forced to navigate the baffling dreamscape of David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive, courtesy of Rich and his love of “vibes over clarity.” Will Carly embrace the mystery, or just demand a plot that makes sense? Will Rich finally admit he doesn’t fully understand it? Find out in the tenth identity-crisis-inducing episode of MPHNT!

Carly wants to watch Avatar… which means Rich has to watch Avatar. Will he finally reassess it and see the masterpiece Carly insists it is? Or will he double-down on his opinion that it’s a load of namby-pamby hogwash about smelly blue hippies dancing around a tree? Find out in the ninth unobtainable episode of MPHNT!

Say whaaaat?? That’s right, it’s a bonus episode!  In this surprise mini-ep, Carly discovers cinema tickets are tax-deductible and promptly drags Rich to see Final Destination 6 (yes, they made another one). Join them for a spoiler-filled horror movie review full of franchise nostalgia, absurd death scenes, and marital bickering. Is the Final Destination series still delivering the goods? Is Death running out of ideas? And why is this franchise so obsessed with ceiling fans? Perfect for horror fans, franchise diehards, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a suspicious plumbing fixture.

In this week’s episode, Rich gets Carly to watch 2024 female-led body-horror, The Substance. Will Carly finally concede that women are just as bloodthirsty as men? Will Rich’s beady little eyes be opened to the female experience? Find out in the eighth prawn-slurping episode of MPHNT! Directed by Coralie Fargeat Starring Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley & Dennis Quaid Horror/Drama | 2024 | Mubi #filmdebate #horror #comedypodcast #coupleswhowatch

Sick of Rich’s violent gorefests, Carly decides it’s time for something truly wholesome… heartwarming musical classic, The Sound of Music! Will Rich be able to get past his aversion to musicals? Will Carly’s relentless lusting over Captain Von Trapp finally destroy their marriage? Find out in the seventh all-singing, all-dancing episode of MPHNT!

To help Carly get over her aversion to gore, Rich makes her sit down and watch ‘80s splatter classic ‘Hellraiser’! Will she gain a newfound appreciation for blood and guts, or will she regret marrying such a sicko? Find out in the sixth kinky episode of MPHNT!

What better way for Carly to get Rich to open up about his Catholic upbringing than by subjecting him to a badly-written thriller about the quest for Mary Magdalene's bones?? Will Rich finally make peace with his past, or will he end up flogging himself with a whip while reciting The Lord’s Prayer? Find out in the fifth penitent episode of MPHNT!

After four years together, Rich finally gets Carly to sit down and watch 1987 sci-fi classic ‘Robocop’. Will she become an obsessive fangirl, or will she think it’s a pile of macho crap made for basement-dwelling virgins? Find out in the fourth law-abiding episode of MPHNT!

It’s the middle of April… What better time to sit down and watch the festive classic ‘The Holiday’? Will Rich’s icy heart melt, or will he think Carly is a pathetic sap for loving it? Find out in the third mushy episode of MPHNT!

Poor Carly. She just wanted a quiet evening at home, but instead was forced to watch a 2-hour long, black & white nightmare about two smelly men going insane on a windswept rock. Will she regret her marriage, or will her eyes be opened to the possibilities of arthouse cinema? Find out in the second impenetrable episode of MPHNT! Please rate, comment and subscribe to save our marriage

Carly finally gets Rich to sit down and watch the 2004 Wayans Brothers’ classic(?) ‘White Chicks’. Will Rich think she’s a dumb-dumb, or will he be born again as a Wayans convert? Find out in the first flatulent episode of MPHNT! Please rate, comment and subscribe to save our marriage