No Crumbs

Arby's: Boys Go to Jupiter and Girls Go to College

Release Date: 3/6/2025

Duration: 75 Mins

Authors: Amoeba Pizza, Jackson Bollinger and Gerit Wagner

Description: Gerit and Jackson take a deep dive into the big hat of Arby's. Jackson continues to remind everyone that he loves Pepsi Zero (non-sponsored). The hosts talk about getting a little too into skincare and Gerit reveals details about their cookbook "Gerit's Soup Without Boundaries."

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Swedish Fish: There Aren't Any Dinosaurs in the Rainforest

Release Date: 2/27/2025

Duration: 70 Mins

Authors: Amoeba Pizza, Jackson Bollinger and Gerit Wagner

Description: Gerit and Jackson talk about the compelling and very Swedish history of Swedish fish. The hosts also discuss Björk and then speak fluent French. Gerit discloses their caffeine routine (it rhymes!). Jackson pitches his new werewolf business idea.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Tabasco: Boisterous and Aggressive

Release Date: 8/22/2024

Duration: 68 Mins

Authors: Jackson Bollinger and Gerit Wagner

Description: They're back (again)! Join Gerit and Jackson as they dive into Tabasco and Lady Gaga's French skills. Jackson reveals that he has been a gnome the entire time and Gerit refuses to discuss Phrygian caps. The hosts also declare an official No Crumbs fandom name: Crumpettes

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Folgers: Buckle Hat Removal

Release Date: 7/11/2024

Duration: 68 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson dive into the history of Folgers and also disclose their recent YouTube searches. Make sure to listen in for an astute debate about solids and liquids. Orville Peck, please sing the Folgers' theme song!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Philadelphia Cream Cheese: The Pizza Book Read a Hut

Release Date: 6/20/2024

Duration: 71 Mins

Description: That's that their espresso! Our intrepid hosts (you think you know their names, but you DON'T) chat about Philadelphia Cream Cheese and read reviews of Lady Gaga's social media app. Also, 'cadre' is NOT pronounced how you think!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Fanta: The Soulful Connection I Have to the Aflac Duck

Release Date: 6/6/2024

Duration: 68 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Fanta, "hehe," and how strawberries are the best fruit (again). Princess Aurora fans, rise up!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Fritos: Al Gore's Rhythm

Release Date: 5/23/2024

Duration: 74 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Fritos, Gerit's transformation into Squidward, and also a lot about wasps. This is now the premier wasp talk podcast! The hosts also play Cheese It or Cream It!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Cheerios: What Do the Turntables Have?

Release Date: 5/9/2024

Duration: 65 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Cheerios, wizard cloaks, and the origin of feeling one's oats.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Fig Newtons: Underneath a Load-Bearing Tree

Release Date: 5/2/2024

Duration: 69 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Fig Newtons, ablaut reduplications, and rank bugs. Jackson also makes some wild claims about his baking skills and we just don't believe him.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Miracle Whip: You're Livin' La Vida Loca or Loca La Vida Livin'

Release Date: 4/25/2024

Duration: 71 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Miracle Whip, homemade vegan substitutes, and, of course, the music video for Telephone by Lady Gaga. Gerit also reveals that they recently ate cat food and the hosts assemble their dream vending machine.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Cheez-It: I Have a Very, Very, Extremely Cool Dentist

Release Date: 4/18/2024

Duration: 73 Mins

Description: We're back! Gerit and Jackson discuss Cheez-It crackers, the best way to go through a crowded grocery store, and how many bones everyone has. Gerit tries to get Jackson to like pears and the hosts play another round of the fan-favorite game: Cheese It or Cream It!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

2024 Spring Break: Say Dua Lipa

Release Date: 3/29/2024

Duration: 27 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson are taking a break this week and discuss songs, Easter dishes, and Easter candy.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Dr Pepper: I Guess I Don't Know Who Halle Berry Is

Release Date: 3/22/2024

Duration: 69 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Dr Pepper, paleolithic times, and how paint really has a way of changing the color of a room.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Cosmic Brownies: You're Thinking of Doo-wop

Release Date: 3/15/2024

Duration: 73 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Cosmic Brownies, turnips, and Fannie Farmer. Gerit catches us up on Season Four of RHOSLC in a Gleewatch Gleecap and Jackson rants about pecans.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Hidden Valley: I'd Like to Live Forever

Release Date: 3/8/2024

Duration: 78 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Hidden Valley, Lady Gaga's most controversial album, and the immortality of lobsters. There's also a Gleewatch Gleecap regarding mysterious events in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Gerit recalls more facts about the hit YA novel, Eragon.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Taco Bell: See You in the Funny Paper

Release Date: 2/29/2024

Duration: 78 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Taco Bell, newspaper cartoons, and the Soviet Union's space program. Also, there is a heron call and some discussion around Country Bob and his sauce.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Daiya: I Had a Big Band for Lunch

Release Date: 2/22/2024

Duration: 84 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Daiya, vintage video games, and Dungeons & Dragons. The hosts also play "Cheese It or Cream It" and Adele stops by.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Hamburger Helper: Does He Have a Mustache?

Release Date: 2/15/2024

Duration: 66 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Hamburger Helper, the name of all the winds, physical competition shows (and their video game counterparts), and SoundCloud rap. There's a Gleewatch Gleecap about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and the hosts play a brief game of "How Many Fish Do I Know?"

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Pop Rocks: I Don't Want Timmy to Explode

Release Date: 2/8/2024

Duration: 72 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Pop Rocks, cooking eggs on windshields and sidewalks, and the City Museum in St. Louis. Gerit also reveals how many cups are in a gallon and Jackson has a shocking confession about nuts and seeds. There is a Gleewatch Gleecap (about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City) and Jackson discovers new buttons on the studio's soundboard.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Oreos: I Just Drove My Model T Through a Wall

Release Date: 2/2/2024

Duration: 79 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Oreos, the Starbucks olive oil latte, and a stranger's burrito. Don't worry, there is plenty of discussion about Lady Gaga's Chromatica Oreos. Oh, and Jackson's famously controversial take on a cookie's relationship to milk returns with a new invention.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Velveeta: Nothing Is Cheese but Everything Is Butter

Release Date: 1/25/2024

Duration: 80 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Velveeta, reasonable human ringtones to use, and revolutionary designs for bedrooms. Oh yeah, there's also some Gaga Talk (Gagalk?), a Gleewatch Gleecap (but about Lord of the Rings), and Gerit remains non-committal about Jackson's Super Bowl Party.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Skittles: Get That Sword!

Release Date: 1/18/2024

Duration: 87 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Skittles, gourds, and sword ownership. Jackson's controversial minimalist salsa recipe is also revealed!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Chef Boyardee: I Want to Know the Duck

Release Date: 1/11/2024

Duration: 73 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Chef Boyardee, Chef Boiardi, whether or not there are mosquitoes on beaches, and the Cobbler Gobbler. Don't worry, they also discuss the frightening ghoul from that one Chef Boyardee commercial and the edible Pac-Men of the 1900 and 80's. Also, for some reason, there are a lot of references to the B-52s... Did you know that you are no longer supposed to use an apostrophe in their name? Interesting, right?

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Chips Ahoy!: And We're Bat

Release Date: 1/3/2024

Duration: 71 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Chips Ahoy!, different types of beans/soups, and whether or not Jackson's preferred way of eating cereal is weird. Oh! There is also a brief Gleewatch Gleecap and Gerit tries to come to terms with Jackson's new obsession with Enya. Don't forget to check out NoCrumbsPod.com!

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

2023 Winter Break: Bring a Silly Little Dip

Release Date: 12/28/2023

Duration: 28 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson are taking a break this week and end up discussing Laura Ingalls Wilder, holiday food traditions, and cream cheese science.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Starbucks: I'm a Girlie Not a Foodie

Release Date: 12/21/2023

Duration: 74 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Starbucks, gas station sodas, and cringe memories from high school.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Dippin' Dots: I Contain Three Cupcakes

Release Date: 12/13/2023

Duration: 68 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Dippin' Dots, a mysterious stink at a recent party, and Dr. Pepper's gender identity.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Sweet Baby Ray's: Ketchup and Mustard Get Too Much Airtime

Release Date: 12/6/2023

Duration: 76 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Sweet Baby Ray's, BBQ history, and if making your own ketchup is worth it. FEATURING: An interview with the person who once beat Sweet Baby Ray's in a barbecue competition.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Vlasic: I'm Gorgeous and I Eat a Lot of Pickles

Release Date: 11/29/2023

Duration: 71 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Vlasic pickles, tongue twisters, and Cleopatra's beauty routine.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

2023 Thanksgiving Special: In the Spirit of Sharing, Caring, and Care Bearing

Release Date: 11/22/2023

Duration: 75 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Thanksgiving favorites, the appropriate times of day for white gravy, and celery as a sign of maturity.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Pringles: Me When I Realize I’m Turning into a Frisbee

Release Date: 11/15/2023

Duration: 70 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Pringles, waffle shapes, and Brad Pitt.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Chili's: You're Telling Me a Chili Con Quesoed This Dip?

Release Date: 11/8/2023

Duration: 74 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss chilis, chili, and Chili's.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Jell-O: That Gatsby Wasn't So Great No More

Release Date: 11/1/2023

Duration: 71 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Jell-O, Jane Lynch, and cold fowl.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

2023 Halloween Special: Don't Bring an Almond Joy to a Snickers Fight

Release Date: 10/25/2023

Duration: 83 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Almond Joys, Snickers, high school football, and wearing the same outfit as someone in 8th Grade.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Mountain Dew: The Sun Could Boil Water

Release Date: 10/18/2023

Duration: 64 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Mountain Dew, Dolly Parton, and bringing too many seltzers to a party.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Smuckers: Crustify Me, Captain!

Release Date: 10/11/2023

Duration: 65 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Smuckers, whether or not they would eat dog treats, and U.S. patent law.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Froot Loops: Going Back to the Bird

Release Date: 10/4/2023

Duration: 76 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Froot Loops, Herbie: Fully Loaded, and Wendy Williams.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No

Doritos: Which Came First, the Chicken or the Dorito?

Release Date: 10/4/2023

Duration: 67 Mins

Description: Gerit and Jackson discuss Doritos, Willy Wonka, and Gordita Supremes.

Is Closed Captioned: No

Explicit: No