PODCAST · sports
Officially Underqualified
by Resonance Media Agency
2 mates sit and discuss sports, life, business and health with zero experience or qualifications on most topics.
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147
Masters Glory, Bunker Blunders & NRL Rules Chaos
In Episode 147 of the Officially Underqualified Podcast, Matt and Greg return fresh off a massive week of sport, headlined by one of the most entertaining Masters tournaments in recent memory. The boys break down Rory McIlroy's dual triumph at Augusta, debating whether his aggressive preparation paid off and what it means for his legacy moving forward. From Justin Rose's heartbreak to Bryson's bunker struggles and the ongoing LIV vs PGA tension, there's no shortage of opinions as they dissect every angle of golf's biggest stage. Shifting gears to the NRL, things get heated as the lads tackle what's becoming one of the most unpredictable seasons in recent years. From the Panthers' shock loss to the Bulldogs to the Storm's worrying form and the Eels' complete collapse, nothing is off limits. The boys also dive into the chaos surrounding the bunker and the ever-confusing "disruptor" rule, questioning whether the game is being overcomplicated for no real benefit. There's plenty of player chat too, with strong takes on the decline of Cameron Smith, questions around Teddy and Nico Hynes, and a bit of love for emerging talent like Cooper Bai.As always, it's a mix of sport, strong opinions, questionable logic and plenty of laughs. If you're looking for polished analysis, this isn’t it. But if you want honest, unfiltered takes from two blokes who love their sport, you're in the right place.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRLPodcast #MastersGolf #NRL2026 #RugbyLeague #SportsPodcast #GolfTalk #NRLAnalysis #SportsBanter #PodcastAustralia
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146
Footy Drama & Augusta Dreams
In Episode 146 of the Officially Underqualified Podcast, Matt and Greg are back in the thick of it as footy season rolls on and Masters week looms large. Kicking things off live during Thursday night footy, the boys dive straight into the chaos of the NRL, reacting in real time to the Panthers and Bulldogs clash while questioning form, performances and what it all means moving forward. There's plenty to unpack as the conversation shifts to the bigger picture of the season so far. Matt doubles down on his bold call that Penrith are still the team to beat, while also raising serious concerns about Melbourne's depth and whether their run of dominance might finally be under threat. Greg isn't completely convinced, but as always, the debate is loud, honest and completely underqualified. The boys also break down the Broncos' injury woes, discuss emerging young talent getting their opportunity, and touch on the ever-evolving rules of the game, including how teams like Penrith continue to find ways to exploit them.Then it's onto one of the most anticipated weeks in sport, The Masters. From Tiger Woods nostalgia to Greg Norman heartbreak stories, Matt and Greg relive iconic Augusta moments and share their thoughts heading into this year's tournament.It's sport, it's banter, it's chaos, and it's everything you've come to expect from the Officially Underqualified Podcast.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRL2026 #NRLPodcast #RugbyLeague #SportsPodcast #MastersGolf #GolfPodcast #NRLAnalysis #SportsBanter #PodcastAustralia
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145
Big Scores, Bad Defence & Masters Mayhem
In Episode 145 of the Officially Underqualified Podcast, Matt and Greg unpack a massive week of sport, starting with the Gold Coast Rugby League Masters tournament, where the boys reflect on the chaos, camaraderie and questionable athleticism that comes with lacing up the boots at an age where most people should probably know better. Greg shares stories from the field, including a brutal bruise to the thigh, while Matt proudly admits his role was more that of a spectator than a participant. From there, the conversation turns to Round 1 of the NRL, and the boys have plenty to say about the modern game. With huge scorelines across the league, Matt and Greg debate whether the NRL's push for faster football is creating entertainment or destroying the classic arm-wrestle style that long-time fans love. Big wins, defensive concerns and controversial rule changes all come under the microscope.They also break down key matches, including Broncos vs Panthers, Raiders vs Sea Eagles, Sharks vs Titans, and the Rabbitohs' strong performance against the Dolphins, while sharing their predictions and betting angles for Round 2. There's plenty of disagreement, a few cheeky same-game multis and some brutal honesty about which teams look like contenders and which teams might already be in trouble. To wrap things up, the boys shift gears and look ahead to The Masters, one of the biggest weeks in golf. From Tiger nostalgia to early tournament predictions, Matt and Greg explain why Augusta still captures the imagination of every golf fan.Sport, banter, betting tips and plenty of laughs. Just another week of being Officially Underqualified.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRLPodcast #NRL2026 #RugbyLeague #SportsPodcast #NRLAnalysis #NRLTalk #GolfMasters #SportsBanter #PodcastAustralia
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144
Old Boys, Bad Knees and Big NRL Predictions
The Officially Underqualified Podcast hits the road for this episode, recorded live from the 2026 Gold Coast Rugby League Masters Carnival at Runaway Bay. With beers in hand, sun on the deck, and old boys' footy happening in the background, Matt and Greg deliver one of the most chaotic and entertaining episodes yet.The episode kicks off with a shout-out to the younger helpers volunteering around the carnival, before Matt and Greg bring in Masters president Mick to discuss the atmosphere, the event's growth, and the reality of ageing bodies trying to survive two days of rugby league. From front row transitions to sore backs and the importance of "making it to Saturday," the conversation perfectly captures the spirit of Masters footy, camaraderie, competition, and plenty of laughs along the way Once the Masters chaos settles, the conversation shifts into full NRL mode. With the season kicking off in Las Vegas and Round 1 underway, the boys break down early performances, referee decisions, and the state of the modern game. The debate heats up around controversial calls, the role of referees, and Matt's passionate argument that rugby league might actually need to bring back the biff to stop the endless pushing and niggle in today's game.The lads then run through the round with their classic Underqualified predictions, covering Warriors vs Roosters, Broncos vs Panthers, Sharks vs Titans, Manly vs Raiders, and Dolphins vs Rabbitohs, before finishing with bold calls on who might win the comp and who could be staring down the wooden spoon.Footy, beer, banter and Masters carnage, exactly how the Officially Underqualified Podcast likes it. #OfficiallyUnderqualified #SportsPodcast #NRL2026 #RugbyLeaguePodcast #GoldCoastMasters #MastersFooty #NRLDiscussion #AussiePodcast #FootyBanter #PodcastAustralia
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143
Two Weeks in a Row! The Boys Hit Their Stride
Matt and Greg are back for another week of completely unqualified analysis, and this one feels like the boys have found their rhythm again. Recording straight after a long day (and while Greg demolishes a late-night spaghetti bolognese), the episode kicks off with listener feedback, life chat and the ongoing concern from loved ones about whether playing Masters footy at this age is a responsible decision From there, the conversation shifts into rugby league, including the Indigenous All Stars game and the ever-controversial State of Origin eligibility debates. As always, the takes are confident, the facts are occasionally questionable, and the humour is constant. The lads lean into the real appeal of the podcast, two mates talking sport the same way everyone does at the pub, just with microphones turned on The second half of the episode turns into a full preview and promotion of the upcoming Gold Coast Rugby League Masters carnival. After two years disrupted by a cyclone cancellation, anticipation is high, and the boys will be there recording podcasts, doing interviews and causing general chaos across the weekend. Expect costumes, questionable fitness levels and plenty of cold beers.It's classic Officially Underqualified: sport, nonsense, inside jokes and a lot of confidence for people with absolutely no credentials. If you enjoy mates-at-the-bar conversations about footy and life, this episode is exactly why the podcast exists.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #AussiePodcast #RugbyLeague #NRLChat #StateOfOrigin #MastersFooty #SportsBanter #GoldCoastSport #PodcastAustralia #AussieHumour
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142
The Comeback Episode: Sport, Injuries and Bad Opinions
After a bit of time between drinks, Matt and Greg are officially back behind the microphones, and it doesn't take long before the chaos resumes. The boys kick things off with life updates, ageing bodies and the harsh realisation that once you hit 40, sport stops being fun and starts becoming a workplace injury risk. What begins as a simple chat about Master's footy quickly spirals into horror stories of torn Achilles tendons and the genuine fear of sneezing too hard and missing work for three months.Naturally, the conversation drifts to golf, the only sport left where competitiveness still survives without the threat of hospital visits. Matt dives deep into the mental grind of a full round, Greg explains why the score matters less than the process, and the lads accidentally turn the podcast into a sports psychology session about thinking, pressure and why the best shots happen when you stop caring about the result From there, it becomes the classic Officially Underqualified sports carousel, LIV Golf drama, Patrick Reed’s money decisions, and the incredible story of young Aussie Elvis Smylie changing his family's life overnight Rugby league headlines follow, including Payne Haas leaving the Broncos, Origin debates, Cherry-Evans to the Roosters, and bold predictions for the NRL season ahead. The episode wraps with Premier League talk, Arsenal's title push and the usual strong opinions delivered with absolutely no qualifications.Unfiltered, opinionated and completely unprofessional — the boys are back.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #SportsPodcast #AussiePodcast #NRLChat #GolfTalk #LIVGolf #PremierLeague #AussieBanter #RugbyLeague #PodcastAustralia
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141
Ashes Dominance, Bazball Burns and One Giant Gingerbread Mess
In this week's episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return for an unfiltered, unhinged and laugh-soaked breakdown of Australia going 2-nil up in the Ashes. From cricket greatness to gingerbread house carnage, nothing is off limits as the boys bounce between sport, parenting fails and gastrointestinal disasters with trademark underqualified energy.The episode kicks off with a deep dive into Australia's dominance, Mitchell Starc tearing England apart, and Alex Carey putting on one of the best wicketkeeping displays in recent memory. Even Ian Healy and Adam Gilchrist are having a live on-air love fest about him, which says everything you need to know. The boys dig into England's crumbling tactics, leadership failures, zero accountability and the hilarious implosion of Bazball as English pundits finally turn on their own.But in true Underqualified style, things go sideways when Greg opens the fridge to discover his kids have built a full-scale gingerbread monstrosity, and he begins emotionally unravelling mid-conversation. Matt isn’t far behind, sharing his pain as a lifelong non-coffee drinker constantly forgotten during group drink runs, condemned to the corner sipping Pepsi Max while everyone orders lattes. The chat returns to cricket chaos as they unpack Archer v Smith, terrible umpiring calls, the disappearance of discipline in English cricket, and why Australia's old-fashioned respect for the game is winning the series. They even manage to touch on hot drinks, lemon-lime bitters, Coke addiction, downward-dog stretches, fart etiquette, and Lando Norris winning the Formula One World Championship, with Oscar Piastri getting stitched again by McLaren's strategy calls. It’s loose, ridiculous and brutally honest. In other words, a perfect episode of Officially Underqualified.#OfficiallyUnderqualified, #AshesChat, #CricketPodcastAU, #SportsComedy, #DadLifeFails, #BazballBreakdown, #FormulaOneTalk, #OscarPiastri, #AlexCarey, #AussieHumour
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140
Sport, Chaos and Chocolate: A Perfectly Underqualified Episode
In this week’s episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return for a loose, laugh-filled chat while watching the second Test live from the Gabba. What begins as casual cricket commentary quickly unravels into complete chaos, dad-life interruptions, emotional school graduations, F1 meltdowns, Premier League goal feasts, golf course reviews, and the surprising culinary joy of Roses chocolates.The boys kick off by losing their minds over Mitchell Starc’s brilliance, Carey’s outrageous wicketkeeping and the Poms collapsing from four for 200 to eight for 264 in true Bazball fashion. But just as the analysis heats up, the pod takes a detour into peak fatherhood when Greg receives multiple phone calls, including the all-time parenting moment, his son accidentally catching a bat on a fishing line at night. From there, things get even more unhinged. Matt recounts a side-splitting story from his daughter's graduation liturgy that nearly sends him into cardiac arrest as he tries not to laugh in church. The boys then dive into Oscar Piastri's cursed luck, McLaren's baffling race strategies and Max Verstappen's pointed comments about who would really be winning in papaya colours Football fans get their fix with a breakdown of the wild Fulham v Man City 5–4 thriller and Phil Foden's filthiest form yet. And for the golfers, there's chat about slow greens, underrated courses, sandbelt brutality and the surprising performance of Greg's mate Anthony Quayle on the PGA circuit. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable and unintentionally brilliant, exactly what Officially Underqualified does best.Press play, have a laugh and join the chaos. #OfficiallyUnderqualified, #AustralianPodcast, #CricketChat, #DadLife, #F1Talk, #PremierLeagueReview, #GolfChat, #SportsPodcastAU, #ComedyPodcast, #GabbaTest
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139
Cricket Carnage, Broncos Backlash and Our Big Podcast Reveal
In this week's episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return after a chaotic week of technical issues, wind interference and one of the most disturbing phrases ever uttered on the show. From duck-related disasters to questionable island breezes, the boys kick off with the kind of unfiltered, ridiculous banter listeners have come to expect.But the big headline this week is the unveiling of the brand new Officially Underqualified theme song, born from Matt's recent creative awakening. Armed with AI tools, a love of 80s power-ballad melodrama and absolutely zero instrumental talent, Matt has produced a track that Greg describes as "a musical awakening" and "far better than it has any right to be." Harmonica appreciation, southern rock vibes and lyrical nonsense all included.From there, the boys dive into the whirlwind two-day cricket Test, delivering some surprisingly sharp analysis amongst the chaos. They break down Usman Khawaja's form, Travis Head's heroics, England's ongoing Bazball delusion, and the glory of watching Stuart Broad slowly melt in the commentary box. Mitch Starc gets the praise he deserves, and the future of Australia's batting order becomes a full-blown therapy session.Sport chat continues as the boys dissect the Broncos' controversial new logo, laugh their way through tales from their recent golf day victory and debate Premier League highs and lows, including Arsenal's unstoppable run and Manchester United's ongoing identity crisis.To wrap up, Matt and Greg hold themselves publicly accountable and announce their biggest move yet: launching a Gold Coast podcast studio to fix the exact audio headaches they complain about every week. Affordable, accessible and built for battlers who want to pod without the price tag.Another week, another unfiltered deep dive into sport, mateship and complete nonsense. Exactly how we like it.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #AussiePodcast #SportsChat #CricketChat #NRL #PremierLeague #Broncos #Arsenal #ComedyPodcast #GoldCoastPodcast
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138
Diamond Rings, Head Knocks, and Absolute Chaos
Two weeks in a row. For most podcasts, that’s standard, but for Officially Underqualified, it feels like a Christmas miracle. Matt and Greg are back in the chair, leaning in hard from the opening minute and setting the tone for one of the loosest, funniest, and most surprisingly chaotic episodes yet.Matt kicks things off with an update on Brian the Dog, who has listened to the lads grill him about the missing car signage and now appears motivated by equal parts pride and shame. From there, Greg reflects on his recently completed Melbourne golf trip, which somehow involved only 11 hours of sleep over four days, a private chef, and a level of drinking that would concern most medical professionals. He breaks down the magic of the Mornington Peninsula courses, delivers a glowing review of PK, and reveals the absolutely outrageous Team White championship rings made by Trent from Diamond Vault. When Greg calls them “diamond-encrusted sterling silver pinky rings designed for sipping White Russians,” he means it literally.The boys also introduce the podcast's new unofficial sponsor, Golf Life, after being showered in free merch, which they accept with zero shame and maximum enthusiasm.From there, the chat shifts sharply into rugby league, covering the shocking Eli Katoa concussion incident, the embarrassing lack of field markings at Everton, and the peculiar, possibly questionable officiating that made the latest Ashes game borderline unwatchable. Matt rips into the decision to let Katoa play after being knocked senseless in the warm-up, while Greg throws his tinfoil hat on and argues the missing lines may have been designed to keep England competitive.Then, of course, everything goes to hell. Greg's phone runs out of storage, the recording collapses, and Matt is left delivering a solo outro, roasting Greg's technological incompetence and pleading with listeners to let him know he has failed them.It's messy, it's chaotic, it's unprofessional, and it's exactly why this show works.Officially Underqualified. Back-to-back episodes. Miracles do happen.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #AussiePodcast #NRLChat #GolfLife #SportsBanter #AussieHumour #PodcastComedy #AshesSeries #DiamondVault #GoldCoastPodcast
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137
Balls, Banter and British Battles – The Boys Are Back!
After what seems like a six-week hiatus, Matt and Greg are back on the mics for another unapologetically Underqualified catch-up! From juggling life, work, and “many balls” to surviving the pain of moving house, this episode kicks off with the lads swapping chaos-fuelled life updates and signature banter.The boys dive straight into the heat, literally, with talk of Gold Coast weather extremes before turning their attention to the first Ashes Test. They dissect Australia's dominant win, the brilliance of Reece Walsh, and the refreshing sight of a team picked on form, not reputation. Greg has a few strong opinions on England's effort (or lack thereof), and Matt applauds the officiating, something you don't hear every day.From there, it's a whirlwind tour through sport and life: Arsenal topping the Premier League table, Manchester United's mini-resurgence, the drama of Formula One's title race between Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris, and the growing suspicion that McLaren might be favouring the Brit.To wrap up, golf takes centre stage. Matt's short game is finally improving, while Greg prepares for his upcoming “October Cup” golf trip, complete with team uniforms, ceremonies, and an alarming level of competitiveness for a bunch of middle-aged blokes.A hilarious, sprawling return filled with stories, sport, and sarcasm, because no one does underqualified analysis quite like Matt and Greg.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #SportsPodcast #AussieBanter #RugbyLeagueChat #CricketTalk #FormulaOneAustralia #GolfLife #PremierLeagueChat #PodcastAustralia #AussieHumour
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136
Banter, Belief, and Broncos: The Grand Final That Changed Everything
In this episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg dive headfirst into one of the most extraordinary NRL stories in years, the Brisbane Broncos' incredible 2025 Premiership triumph. With host Matt still nursing the scars of celebration footage and Greg in full "believer mode," the boys unpack how the Broncos went from mid-season doubts to lifting the trophy under the guidance of Michael "Madge" Maguire, now hailed as the ultimate drought-breaker.The conversation explores what made this campaign so different. It wasn't just about footy skills; it was about leadership, culture, and trust. Greg explains how Madge's ability to care about his players' lives off the field, their families, and even their kids created a bond that transcended football. Matt draws a powerful parallel between coaching and parenting, sharing how honesty and earned respect shape better people and teams. Together, they unpack how the Broncos' senior players, Adam Reynolds and Ben Hunt, helped Madge adjust his intensity mid-season, turning potential burnout into premiership chemistry.Then comes the inevitable deep dive into the man of the moment, Reece Walsh. Once criticised for immaturity and inconsistency, Walsh delivered one of the greatest individual finals runs in NRL history. Greg reels off insane stats and declares him the "Tiger Woods of the NRL," while Matt reluctantly admits the young fullback earned his respect after a breathtaking grand final performance. From maturity and leadership to defensive lapses and redemption, they dissect how Walsh's evolution mirrors that of the team, as raw talent is refined through accountability and connection.No Officially Underqualified episode would be complete without a bit of controversy. The boys debate the refereeing decisions of the grand final, from the infamous Walsh head-shot on Coates to Harry Grant's trip, calling for consistency and fairness over "reffing the moment." They don't shy away from tough calls, and they remind listeners that players are getting too smart at gaming the rules, likening it to “knowing the golf handbook better than the course.”The chat closes with the rise of Saudi-backed Rugby 360 and what it could mean for league stars like Payne Haas and Reece Walsh. Matt and Greg weigh up the lure of money against legacy, arguing that passion, pride, and culture are what make rugby league special.Funny, fiery, and full of banter, this episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves the game, the characters, and the chaos that make rugby league the ultimate Australian soap opera with high tackles.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRL #ReeceWalsh #BroncosPremiers #MadgeMaguire #NRL2025 #FootyPodcast #RugbyLeague #AussieSport #BantersBack
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135
Europe Destroys Team USA, Broncos Rise & Coaching Lessons
The secret shopping is over, and Matt and Greg are back behind the mics, Officially Underqualified but ready to take big swings at the week in sport. Episode 135 is a classic OUQ ride, full of brutal honesty, hard laughs, and a little middle-aged man cheese chat for good measure.The boys start with football of the round-ball kind, breaking down the ongoing drama in the English Premier League. From Arsenal's winning streak to the chaos at Manchester United, Matt and Greg delve into coaching philosophies, team systems, and why some managers resist adapting. Matt even shares a personal story from his own coaching days, a reminder that stubborn game plans sink more than just junior rugby teams.From there, it's a whirlwind tour of the weekend's sporting highlights. AFL gets a reluctant nod (and a healthy dose of Queensland pride), the Wallabies come heartbreakingly close against the All Blacks, and the guys discover a farmers market that may just have ruined their grocery standards forever.Then it's time for the main event, an in-depth, unfiltered chat about the 2025 Ryder Cup. Matt stayed up half the weekend glued to the coverage, and the payoff was worth every lost hour of sleep. Together they unpack Europe's dominant performance, the class and leadership of Rory McIlroy, and the ugly, rowdy behaviour of the U.S. crowd that stole headlines. Expect passionate rants about golf etiquette, team culture, and why some American players are so easy to dislike (yes, Patrick Cantlay, they're looking at you).Finally, the guys turn their full attention to the NRL finals. With Suncorp Stadium heaving and the Broncos surging into the grand final, Matt and Greg break down how Brisbane broke Penrith's stranglehold. They delve deep into tactics, ruck control, defensive fitness, and game-changing moments, while also highlighting the inconsistent refereeing that has everyone talking. From Payne Haas' monster performance to big selection calls and the buzz inside the stadium, this is essential listening for any rugby league tragic.Packed with sharp takes, big opinions, and that signature O.UQ chemistry, Episode 135 proves once again why these two love to weigh in on the games they love – whether or not they're qualified to do it.
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134
Back-to-Back Chaos: Houses, Ryder Cup, and NRL Finals
It’s back-to-back weeks for Officially Underqualified, and that alone is worth celebrating. Matt and Greg return with a vengeance, diving straight into life updates, footy drama, and a healthy dose of their trademark banter.Greg kicks things off with the big news: he’s sold his house and is on the move, but of course, nothing is ever straightforward. Between solicitors dragging their heels and the looming threat of living out of a tent with two kids and two dogs, he vents about the simple rule of life: just do what you say you're going to do. Matt plays therapist, but not without throwing in a few digs of his own.From there, the lads pivot to the Ryder Cup, where golf's biggest stage takes over their feeds, well, at least Matt's. Greg, thanks to the Facebook algorithm, is stuck in a rabbit hole of American politics instead of fairway highlights. But they dig deep into match play madness, Tiger Woods' demolition jobs, and what to expect at Bethpage Black.Then it's time for the NRL finals. The boys unpack the Sharks' gritty defence against the Raiders, wonder aloud if the Storm will be just too strong, and debate whether Melbourne can keep the run going. They rip into the Bulldogs' implosion, Phil Gould's bold declarations about young guns, and why Penrith's clinical performance has them looking unstoppable. Finally, the conversation turns to the blockbuster Broncos v Panthers clash, a match they both agree might be the true grand final before the grand final.With raw honesty, footy insights, and enough laughs to keep you onside, this episode is a classic slice of Officially Underqualified.#officiallyunderqualified #sportsbanter #footytalk #NRLfinals #RyderCup #PenrithPanthers #BrisbaneBroncos #SharksNRL #StormNRL #golfchat
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133
Soccer Sidelines, Golf Glory, and NRL Mayhem
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg are back behind the mics and straight into the chaos of sport, sideline antics, and everything in between. From the under-15s soccer grand final at Runaway Bay to the pressure cooker moments of NRL finals footy, no story is too small, too controversial, or too ridiculous for these two to pick apart.Matt kicks things off with his weekend at junior soccer, complete with beers at 9:30 am, dodgy sideline comments, and a goalie who stood tall despite the scoreboard. The boys then move quickly into golf chat, with Matt celebrating a 36-point round at Burleigh and Greg firing back with a 65 at Helensvale (Maybe??). Between tales of missed meetings, wedges that are “finally back,” and Ryder Cup predictions, it’s peak Underqualified golf nerding at its best.But it's the footy finals where things really heat up. From the Bulldogs' baffling team management to the Raiders throwing away an 18-point lead against the Broncos, Matt and Greg dissect every play, every coaching decision, and every controversial call. Toby Sexton, Reed Mahoney, Brandon Smith comparisons, and Ricky Stuart's questionable scheduling all come under the blowtorch. Was Canberra's collapse down to youth, fitness, or just plain stupidity? Did Brisbane prove they've got the grit for a premiership tilt? And how dumb was Ricky to push for a Sunday arvo game against the fittest side in the comp?The boys don't stop at the NRL, either. They weigh in on Tommy Fleetwood's FedEx Cup win, the LIV vs PGA divide, and why golf just isn't the same anymore. Along the way, there are sidetracks into player arrogance, coaching presentation days, and the kind of pub talk you only get when two blokes are half-serious, half-taking the piss, and fully committed to giving their underqualified opinions.From grassroots sport to professional meltdowns, it’s another wild ride of laughs, rants, and hot takes. Strap in, grab a beer, and remember: if you're looking for expert analysis, you're in the wrong place.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRLFinals #Broncos #Raiders #Bulldogs #RyderCup #GolfLife #SportsPodcast #NRLAustralia #FootyChat
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132
From Red Rooster to Raiders: The Ultimate Sports Catch-Up
After a brief hiatus, Officially Underqualified is back, and Matt and Greg have plenty to say. This episode kicks off with the usual banter, a Red Rooster lunch review, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation before diving straight into a jam-packed sports chat. From golf clubs and wedge fittings to NRL finals predictions, the boys bring their trademark mix of humour, insight, and chaos to the mic.Matt reflects on turning 50 and navigating a busy schedule while Greg juggles family life, business pressures, and a back that refuses to cooperate. The pair trade stories from the course and discuss the mental game of chipping, new gear, and how golf has become both a challenge and a form of escape.But it's footy season that really gets them fired up. They break down the last rounds of the NRL, celebrating a personal connection as a friend of Matt's son makes his debut for the Titans. The boys analyse Penrith's decision to rest 16 players, the Broncos' chances heading into the finals, and why the Raiders might just have the game plan to disrupt Melbourne's dominance. With honest commentary, strong opinions, and a few laughs at their own teams' expense, they dissect what's gone wrong for Manly and what's working for Brisbane.The chat doesn't stop at league – the boys cover Oscar Piastri's rise in Formula 1, a shoutout to "The Admiral" and his over-35s football triumph, and a look at the EPL season, including Arsenal and Liverpool's ongoing battle.As always, there's plenty of banter: from the mystery of NRLW scheduling to sponsorship fantasies (ice cream companies, call us), and even a nostalgic story about a McDonald's manager nicknamed "Eat the Profits." The lads finish with their tipping predictions, some lighthearted betting banter, and a promise to bring more episodes now that life has calmed down.This episode is everything you love about Officially Underqualified: raw, unfiltered sports talk, genuine camaraderie, and a reminder that sometimes being "underqualified" is exactly what makes it fun. Whether you're here for the laughs, the league insights, or the golf chat, this one's a must-listen.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #SportsPodcast #NRLFinals #GolfLife #Formula1 #EPLTalk #NRL2025 #SportsBanter #PodcastAustralia #FootyChat
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Sideline Stories: Footy, Family and Fiery Opinions
It's Friday night, the footy's on, and Greg and Matt are in full "Officially Underqualified" mode, equal parts banter, breakdown, and brutal honesty. What starts with a tongue-in-cheek debate about "pure sex appeal" and the dangers of wearing the wrong pants in a strong breeze quickly spirals into the week's big topics: player imports, club culture, coaching burnout, and why the Gold Coast rugby scene is as unpredictable as the NRL bunker.Matt kicks off with some listener mail from long-time fan Callum, cheekily calling out his son's first-grade side for recruiting a busload of English imports. That sets off a deep dive into the pros and cons of overseas recruitment, the importance of building from within, and how quickly club culture can turn into "us vs them." Matt lays out the inside story, from the coach's sacking to Luke's injuries, and explains why, despite the unrest, the competition still needs more than just two or three strong teams.From there, the conversation shifts to the grind and glory of coaching junior sport. Greg reflects on the emotional rollercoaster of a season, from pre-season frustrations to the mid-year magic when the kids "finally get it," before reality sets in and everyone counts down to the last whistle. Both hosts share the tug-of-war between wanting to coach for the good of the kids and wanting to simply be a parent on the sideline, plus the hard truth that stepping back can make you appreciate (and be appreciated for) the role even more.Naturally, it wouldn't be "Officially Underqualified" without a hefty serve of NRL talk. The boys unpack the Penrith v Melbourne clash, including Nathan Cleary's contentious try, the Harry Grant penalty call, and why Golden Point has lost its shine. They propose alternatives, ranging from extra time with "win by two" rules to stricter officiating in the dying minutes, while also exploring the week's other controversies, such as obstruction rulings, bunker inconsistencies, and the distinction between managing results and officiating the game.There's also a detour into the Bulldogs' baffling mid-season shake-up, swapping out two spine players while sitting on top of the ladder — and why that move might go down as one of the great NRL self-sabotages. As always, the banter flows into EPL territory, with Arsenal and Manchester United's prospects copping both praise and pot-shots, and a few eyebrow-raising side stories about player scandals and the strange ways professional sports can quietly sideline troublemakers.With tips for the weekend, predictions for finals footy, and the usual mix of sharp analysis and sharp-tongued humour, this episode captures everything fans love about the show: mates who know their stuff, say it how they see it, and aren't afraid to stir the pot, even if it's their own club in the firing line.So, crack a drink, settle in, and get ready for footy talk that's as unfiltered as it is unqualified.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRL #RugbyLeague #GoldCoastRugby #JuniorSports #CoachingLife #EPL #SportsPodcast #FootyChat #BanterAndAnalysis
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Blow that Whistle Ref: Rugby Rants, Rigged Calls and Ref Rage
This week’s episode of Officially Underqualified is a full-blown sporting therapy session, where Matt and Greg tackle the greatest mystery of modern sport: what the hell is going on with refereeing?From the opening whistle, the boys are fired up. Whether it’s bizarre bunker decisions in the NRL or ghost penalties in international rugby, no code is safe from scrutiny. Greg launches into one of his finest conspiracy-laced rants to date, suggesting the only thing more rigged than the TAB odds is the officiating that seems to swing with them. Matt, ever the pragmatist, tries to inject logic, but even he can’t deny something stinks in the state of sport.They break down recent NRL games and reflect on how inconsistency is killing the flow of play and fan engagement. Matt questions whether we’ve reached the point where bunker officials just hide behind “on-field decisions” to avoid making a call, while Greg wonders aloud if the referees are in on the betting slips.Then, it’s rugby union’s turn. Matt drops a passionate monologue about the Wallabies’ latest heartbreak and the tackle-that-wasn’t-a-tackle that changed everything. It’s a deep dive into head contact rules, accountability (or lack thereof), and how inconsistent interpretations are destroying a once-great game.The episode also takes a sharp turn into the world of cricket as the boys roast the English team for their over-the-top arrogance and whingeing. Matt shares his outrage over their conduct in the recent series against India and labels them “the biggest sooks in world sport” – and that’s putting it nicely.There’s also classic sideline banter, a little footy tipping, some hip complaints, and one hell of a shout-out to Harry Grant for sheer effort.Tune in on Spotify, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your fix.Sound off in the comments:Is officiating worse than ever across all sports?Should refs be held accountable the same way players are?And is it finally time for AI to call balls and strikes?#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRL #RugbyUnion #RefWatch #SportingConspiracies #CricketDrama #MattAndGreg #FootyTips #NoFilterSportsChat
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Stats Overload, Scheffler and Undie Showerers
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return with a jam-packed episode of unfiltered banter, half-baked analysis, and full-strength opinions. From rugby rants to golf gripes and the NRL's wildest storylines, no code is safe and no stat goes unchecked.Matt kicks things off with a spicy defence of Australian rugby following the British & Irish Lions’ dominance, diving into history, tour culture, and whether combining four nations is really as impressive as it sounds. The footy chat heats up with a forensic look at Manly’s upset win over Melbourne and Isaiah Katoa’s statistical supremacy as the NRL’s most overlooked halfback. Greg’s got receipts, and he’s not afraid to use them.Then it’s time for one of the show's most iconic rants as Matt tears into golf’s new king, Scottie Scheffler. Is he the world’s best golfer or the world’s worst personality? Can someone be too chill? Is it a crime to not care about winning the British Open? Big questions, and even bigger opinions.Also in this episode:Should the Sharks miss the eight?Why the Dolphins deserve a finals spot.The Titans' shower etiquette gets exposed.A Broncos fan’s foot fetish goes viral.Are stats everything, or do vibes still matter?So whether you're a rugby tragic, a league nut, or just here for the toe-sucking signs and underpant politics, this episode has it all.Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods.Join the conversation: Is Scottie Scheffler too boring to be great? Should NRL players be forced to shower free-balling? And is Katoa actually the Dally M Halfback of the Year?#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRL2025 #RugbyRant #ScottieScheffler #GolfGrievances #StatsMatter #ShowerEtiquette #FootyWithFlavour #ToeSuckingSigns
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State of Disarray: NSW’s Origin Fumble and Greg’s Gourmet Rant
This week, the Officially Underqualified lads are in full voice, broadcasting from the kitchen as Greg cooks live on the pod, because who says you can’t stir the pot literally and figuratively? From kebabs to curveballs, Matt and Greg serve up a feast of sporting chat that covers everything from golf etiquette to the evolution of the NRLW, with a generous helping of State of Origin spice.Kicking off with a deep (and meaty) dive into the Open Championship, the boys debate fast play versus slow play on the golf course, the annoying “three-hour warriors,” and why Sanctuary Cove’s four-hour rule is the only pace that matters. There’s even a live kebab cameo that steals the show.From there, it’s a hard pivot into the NRLW, where Greg shares his surprisingly wholesome appreciation for the women’s game. Turns out, a few thousand fans turning up early to Titans vs Broncos might just be the spark the competition needs. The boys discuss how to grow the game the smart way, by building it into the main event, not keeping it separate.But then the gloves come off. State of Origin III is done and dusted, and Matt is not taking New South Wales’ series loss lightly. He’s fuming, frustrated, and completely baffled by Laurie Daley’s refusal to adapt mid-game. Greg, of course, is absolutely loving it. "Queenslander"!!!They break down the stats, the misfires, and the baffling selections. Cleary cops it. Dearden earns the plaudits. And Billy Slater? Coach of the year. Meanwhile, the boys also touch on the newly released Kangaroos side, and whether form or reputation really matters in rep footy.Oh, and Scott Boland takes a hat-trick for the ages. No big deal. Just another week in Aussie sport.If you love your footy with a side of golf rage, kebab envy, and honest fan frustration, this one’s for you.Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.Got thoughts? Join the conversation.Is Greg the first podcast chef to nail a live cook-up?Did Queensland win it, or did NSW throw it away?Should rep jerseys be earned on form, not legacy?#OfficiallyUnderqualified #StateOfOrigin #NRL2025 #GolfChat #NRLW #ScottBoland #KebabsAndFooty #Queenslander
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Chunk, Shank, Repeat: Golf Regrets and The Origin Decider
We’re back for another wildly underqualified episode, and Matt is in full golf life crisis mode. Kicking things off with a painfully detailed recount of his Sunday shank-fest at Burleigh, Matt takes us through the highs (pipe down the fairway, miracle pars) and the very lows (chunked wedges, bent clubs, existential dread). The verdict? It’s time to buy new gear and maybe, just maybe, retire (again). Greg laughs the whole way through because, well, how could you not?Once the 60-degree therapy session wraps, it’s on to what really matters: Rugby League and the spicy build-up to Origin Game 3. The boys dive into the Broncos’ four-game streak, Ben Hunt’s return, and the long-awaited debut of Brisbane’s preferred spine. Greg drops a brutal stat bomb for Titans fans, and Matt finally admits the Raiders are… actually hard to hate.They break down the Bulldogs’ implosion, Des Hasler’s soft exit, and the mess that is Flanagan coaching Flanagan. Matt and Greg also talk nepotism in the NRL, from Walters to Cleary, and whether coaching your kid ever ends well (spoiler: it usually doesn’t).Then it’s time for Origin chat: can New South Wales finally get it together? Will Queensland do what they always do and ruin it for everyone? Why does no one seem excited about this series? They preview the decider, name their X-factors (hello, Shi-stache!), and even manage to tip the weekend’s NRL games.From golf grief and gear upgrades to rugby league rants and Origin predictions, this one’s got everything—plus a new podcast low in wedge-related PTSD.JOIN THE CONVERSATION Who do you blame more—your clubs or yourself?Should there be a support group for Matt’s 60-degree wedge victims?Can NSW pull it together, or is Queensland about to Origin us all over again?Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and follow for more footy, frustration, and funny gear talk.#OfficiallyUnderqualified #StateOfOrigin #NRL2025 #GolfFails #FootyChat #Broncos #NRLTips #RugbyLeaguePodcast #WedgeWoes #AussieSportBanter
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Benching Nico, Blaming Seibold & Beating the Kids at Golf
Whitey and Greg are back in fine form on a frosty Thursday night, wrapping themselves in sarcasm, rugby league rants, and some surprisingly deep dad chat. This episode of Officially Underqualified kicks off with a classic Top Dog domestic drama — one involving open bifold doors and misinterpreted signals, and somehow ends with a heartfelt moment about parenting on the golf course. Welcome to the chaos.The lads dive headfirst into NRL turmoil, spotlighting the Sharks’ ongoing woes, Nico Hynes’ million-dollar conundrum, and why paying big bucks for underperformance seems to be the NRL’s favourite tradition. They ask the big questions: is it pressure or complacency that ruins star players once they cash in? And more importantly, why can’t anyone make a bloody tackle in the last 15 minutes?From there, it’s a rollicking dissection of Origin chaos, Panthers’ late-season surge, and the potential fall of Seibold at Manly. Greg brings the insight, Whitey brings the rage, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed from two blokes watching way too much footy.Off the field, things get nostalgic and hilarious. Greg shares how a well-timed Under-11s video session (complete with pizza and a projector) turns into a coaching masterclass. Meanwhile, Whitey delivers one of the greatest stories of junior rugby league ever told, starring Declan, the self-appointed centre who’s mastered the art of falling over. Twice. In one game. It’s a cautionary tale and a laugh-out-loud moment all in one.There’s also talk of US Open golf carnage, 64-foot putts to win majors, and the trials of parenting while being caddied by your own 11-year-old son. Greg opens up about the unique joy of still being someone’s hero — and trying not to scream when your kid quotes all your life lessons back at you mid-round.And in true Officially Underqualified fashion, it all ends with a cathartic rant about tax myths, Land Cruiser leasing logic, and why "writing it off on tax" doesn’t mean what most Aussies think it does.This one’s got it all: footy, farce, fatherhood, and financial advice. Buckle up.Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts!Join the conversation:Should Nico Hynes be benched or backed?Have million-dollar contracts ruined NRL stars?Is video analysis with pizza the secret to junior footy success?#OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRL2025 #NicoHynes #FootyChat #GolfDad #TaxRant #DeclanFallsAgain #PodcastAustralia #ManlyWoes #MillionDollarPlayers
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125
The Fix Is In? Origin, Officiating & Outrage
Matt’s dialling in from a windswept Mornington Peninsula golf trip (yes, another one), while Greg holds down the fort and brings the heat in this jam-packed episode of Officially Underqualified.They kick things off with tales from the Sorento fairways, $15 schooners, three-putt heartbreaks, and the discovery of one of the finest courses Matt’s ever played. But before long, the conversation tees off into a full-throttle State of Origin Game 2 breakdown.NSW fans, brace yourselves: the boys dive deep into the Blues' ill-discipline, coaching woes, and baffling selection choices. From Spencer Leniu’s late entrance to Connor Watson’s costly wrong turns, Matt doesn’t hold back. Meanwhile, Greg defends the referee (yes, really), breaks down every penalty call, and dishes out accountability like a Queenslander at a family BBQ.They debate Jerome Luai’s eye gouge controversy, Zac Lomax’s goal-kicking switch, and why Laurie Daley might not be the answer. On the other side, Greg praises Capewell’s unsung heroics, questions Tino’s continued selection, and calls for a Queensland team shake-up, Corey Horsburgh anyone?Plus:The boys gush over LAB putters (seriously, is Greg secretly sponsored?)A fiery rant on the “Ashley Klein conspiracy”NRL Round 16 tips, Origin hangovers and a few rogue rants about the Raiders and RoostersAll that and more — with the usual blend of passion, sarcasm, and barely-qualified banter you’ve come to expect.Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts!Join the conversation:Should Luai have been sent to the bin?Is Laurie Daley out of his depth as Blues coach?Can Matt sink a putt to save his life?#OfficiallyUnderqualified #StateOfOrigin #NRL2025 #NSWBlues #QLDMaroons #RugbyLeague #GolfLife #LABPutters #SorrentoGolf #SportsPodcast
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Is DCE Done? Manly, Origin & the Seat 11C Miracle
Whitey’s back in Bali (again), Greg’s freezing on the Gold Coast, and Officially Underqualified returns after a week off with a Friday night footy-fuelled therapy session. This week, the boys dive into:Manly’s implosion against the Titans – is DCE done?Why Luke Brooks might be having a crack (even if he’s not good)The madness of Queensland’s Origin II team selectionsHas Cherry-Evans played himself into retirement?Can NSW seal the deal in Perth, or will Queensland bounce back with just one change?Cobo’s Broncos exit and the danger of lazy outside backsGreg’s son builds a snowman on the Gold Coast (seriously)US Open chaos – would you break 150 at Oakmont? (Spoiler: no)And the rant to end all rants: why State of Origin scheduling is cookedIt’s another unfiltered ride through footy, fatherhood, frostbite and fairways, wrapped up with a healthy serve of gripes, laughs and unqualified opinions.]🎧 Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts!📣 Join the conversation: 💬 Is DCE finished at the top level? 🔥 Should Origin be played on the weekend? ⛳ Could you shoot under 120 at Oakmont?#NRL #StateOfOrigin #DCE #ManlySeaEagles #USOpenGolf #Broncos #NSWBlues #QLDMaroon #OfficiallyUnderQualified #FootyChat
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Bluewash Incoming? Origin Game 1 Debrief Gets Brutal
Whitey and Greg are back and kicking off Episode 123 in true Officially Underqualified fashion – with gastrointestinal honesty, a dose of chaos, and a full-throttle review of State of Origin Game 1.The Blues dominated 18–6, and the boys are fired up:Greg unloads on Queensland’s lack of hunger, line speed and physicality Whitey questions the whole “pick and stick” mantra and calls out the coaching boxDCE’s selection, Munster’s solo crusade, and Harry Grant’s horror show are all put under the microscope They debate looming Game 2 changes, the captaincy dilemma, and whether we’re staring down the barrel of a 3–0 Blues whitewashIt doesn’t stop there:🐯 The Galvin vs Gus Gould drama cops a full spray🔁 Could DCE backflip again? The boys speculate🧠 Plus, NRL Round 13 tips, tipping carnage, and a live reaction to the thrilling Women’s Origin finishUnfiltered, fired up and wildly entertaining – this episode is State vs State, mate vs mate, and mic drop after mic drop.#NRL2025 #StateOfOrigin #NSWBlues #QLDMaroons #FootyTalk #HarryGrant #DCE #GusGould #SportsPodcast #OfficiallyUnderqualified
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Galvin’s Gone, DCE Talks & The Putter Temptation Returns
It’s halftime of Thursday night footy, and Matt and Greg are back for another absolutely jam-packed episode of Officially Underqualified. The Dolphins are flying, the Bulldogs are imploding, and the NRL is… well, still a shambles.They kick off with footy:Lachlan Galvin’s departure from the Tigers and why the boys think it might be the best move for everyone (unless you're an Eels fan)DCE finally speaks out about his future, Manly’s botched contract offer, and the media circus surrounding his exitReuben Cotter and Mo Fotuaika both cop heat as Greg and Matt question Queensland’s Origin selectionsA spontaneous live roast of the NRL bunker after a late tackle call leaves them baffledGreg confirms he’s officially “disenfranchised” with Origin this year—and he had free tickets!Then it’s onto golf, as the boys prep for a return to the Varsity Business Chamber Corporate Day, where they’ll attempt to defend their title. Matt reflects on last year’s club upgrade that changed his game, Greg tries to convince him to steal another club, this time a LAB putter Will they go back-to-back? And how many Weis Bars will be consumed in the process?Also in the mix:Why there needs to be a full NRL round for men’s mental healthIsaac Moses: Why does one manager have so much power?Greg declares rugby league’s administration is only slightly better than rugby union's (which is saying something)Classic OUQ: part footy chat, part golf therapy, part rant, and all chaos.#NRL2025 #DCE #Galvin #LABPutter #StateOfOrigin #FootyTalk #GolfAddict #MensMentalHealth #SportsPodcast #OfficiallyUnderqualified
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Caruso’s Cream, Origin Chaos & Broncos in Freefall
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg are calling it as they see it—live during the Women’s State of Origin match! Between bunker controversies and broken eligibility rules, the footy talk flies fast and loose. And yes, David Caruso’s vaginal cream somehow enters the conversation.Highlights include:Greg goes deep on the Broncos’ attitude problem—is it coaching or a cultural rot in the playing group? Daily Cherry-Evans cops a spray as the boys discuss whether he’s lost the Eagles, and if Manly should let him walk mid-season. The “softening” of NRL defence gets grilled—are refs killing the game?Greg’s Bullsht of the Week* takes aim at PETA for demanding the Broncos ditch their horse mascot.The State of Origin eligibility mess gets dissected—do players even know who they’re representing anymore?Also in this monster episode:The Adam Reynolds dilemma—is it time to move on from the veteran half?The rise of Cody Black and other promising young gunsPGA Championship preview: Who wins on the monster 7500m course? Rory, Bryson, or a smokey?F1 love for Oscar Piastri—Australia’s newest motorsport heroHot takes, side tangents, and spontaneous nonsense including vaginal health ads and David Caruso sunglasses punsWhether you came for the NRL chat, the golf breakdowns, or the complete derailments, you’ll leave underinformed and over-entertained.#NRL2025 #StateOfOrigin #DavidCaruso #GolfAddict #FootyTalk #PGAChampionship #Broncos #OfficiallyUnderqualified #OscarPiastri #SportsPodcast
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Sin Bins, Magic Round & The LAB Putter Awakening
It’s Magic Round week, and Officially Underqualified is back with more hot takes, bad tips, and bunker blow-ups. Matt and Greg tee off with some pre-game banter, mild audio issues, and a scathing review of Palm Beach real estate (meth clinics included).Then it’s full steam ahead into a 28-minute rant on the state of the NRL. The boys go hard on:The sin bin epidemic: 18+ sin bins last round alone!“Direct contact to the head” rulings that defy logicWhy bunker calls are breaking the game, and common senseTurbo almost sin-binned for being run intoThey also break down:Magic Round predictions (spoiler: Greg’s already changed one pick mid-episode)DCE to the Roosters? What it means for Sam Walker and the ChooksGreg’s latest golf round at The Pines: LAB putter review incoming, short answer: it's a game-changerChampions League semi-finals recap: insane goals, wild finishes, and Greg nearly crying over ArsenalPlus:Oztag etiquette lessons (don’t go 100% on an 8-year-old, champ)Real coaching moments from the field with Greg and his kidsThe real reason footy’s losing its identity, and how to fix it before it’s just OzTag in disguiseAnother massive, chaotic, and brutally honest episode from your favourite barely qualified sports duo.#NRL2025 #MagicRound #GolfAddict #LABPutter #FootyTalk #NRLBanter #ChampionsLeague #SinBinMadness #SportsPodcast #OfficiallyUnderqualified
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Golf Cheats, Bulldog Beatings & Anzac Outrage
Matt and Greg return for a massive Officially Underqualified episode, kicking things off by reflecting on Anzac Day and calling out the bizarre decision to cancel Southport’s March due to rain. Let’s just say… they’re not happy.Then it’s onto everything from dodgy golf scores to NRL chaos: 🏌️♂️ Matt vents about playing with the worst golf cheat he’s ever seen and how he’s taking action. 🏉 The boys break down the Broncos’ big win over the Bulldogs, why the Dogs fell apart under pressure, and what Reece Walsh’s injury means for Brisbane moving forward. 🥩 Greg shares how cutting seed oils changed his back health, and why he now dodges Maccas like it’s radioactive. 📚 Matt owns up to his inner nerd after attending a Hans Zimmer concert, complete with double denim sightings and PC-building boyfriends. 🏈 They debate the NRL’s growing bunker madness, soft high tackle calls, and why the Bulldogs have been exposed after their first real test.Also:Would you rather get tackled by Payne Haas or chip out of Burleigh’s rough with Matt’s wedge game?Is it time for the Broncos to move on from Reece Walsh?Why golf equipment definitely matters, but not as much as people think.Greg’s family becomes the surprise stars of Oztag (even if he still hates it).Another packed, hilarious, and brutally honest episode with all the chaos you expect from OUQ!#NRL2025 #GolfLife #FootyTalk #Broncos #GolfAddict #SeedOilFree #SportsPodcast #LABPutter #HansZimmer #OfficiallyUnderqualified
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118
From Augusta Glory to Wests Tigers Chaos
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg deliver an unmissable post-Masters, post-NRL meltdown episode. There’s plenty to love, plenty to hate, and a whole lot of strong opinions and snack breaks (Weis Bar included).They kick off with an in-depth breakdown of Masters Week, from Rory McIlroy’s incredible comeback to Justin Rose's heartbreak, and debate whether that infamous wedge on 13 or the 7-iron on 15 was the real turning point. Plus, Greg reveals a major upgrade in his bag: the LAB putter has officially earned its spot—and it’s already shaving strokes.Then it’s into the NRL madness:Matt and Greg eviscerate the Dragons vs Manly disasterfestThey go deep on Lachlan Galvin, tearing apart the $6M contract drama and player-manager circusDCE’s move is leaving Manly fans rattledThey break down the referee chaos, bunker inconsistencies, and the rising fear that rugby league might soon turn into full-contact OzTagAlso in this episode: 🏌️♂️ The best and worst pin placements at Augusta 💰 Rory’s surprising LIV Golf comments 🏉 Why the Bulldogs are the best team in the NRL right now 👃 Who’s sniffing their own farts, and who’s just full of it 🧠 Greg’s foolproof solution to NRL’s concussion paranoia (spoiler: it involves waivers and no lawyers)This is one of the biggest, funniest, and most fired-up episodes of the year. Golf fans, NRL tragics, and anyone who loves a good roast—this one’s for you.#NRL2025 #TheMasters #GolfAddict #LABPutter #LachlanGalvin #FootyTalk #NRLBanter #RoryMcIlroy #ManlySeaEagles #SportsPodcast
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Panthers in Crisis, Masters Week Magic & The Chip and Chase Resurrection
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt takes the reins while Greg snacks on a Weis Bar and somehow still delivers his hottest takes of 2025 so far. The boys dive straight into NRL chaos, including whether it’s officially time to put the red pen through the Panthers, why the Broncos are building grit, and how the Roosters are fooling absolutely no one.💣 Greg declares the Panthers dynasty over 🐯 Tigers are still the Tigers (but at least they try) 💬 The great Latrell forward pass conspiracy—and why no one’s talking about it 🦅 Manly’s mental fragility and why they just can’t grind out a win 📉 Greg’s tipping form hits rock bottom (again)Then it’s onto the Masters preview—the biggest week in golf gets a full OUQ deep dive.⛳ Matt and Greg lock in their Masters winners: Ludvig, Rory, Bryson... and maybe Min Woo for a sneaky top 5 🎯 Favourite Augusta holes and iconic Masters memories (Tiger's chip, Scottie's putt, Shark’s collapse) 🟢 Inside scoop on the Sanctuary Cove Green Jacket tradition 🔩 Greg might be buying a LAB putter—will it fix his game or ruin his bank account?Plus: 🎣 Fishing with a side of golf 🧢 Weis Bar reviews 🧼 And Matt’s short game still stinks (his words)This episode is part therapy, part sports breakdown, and 100% OUQ energy.#NRL2025 #TheMasters #GolfAddict #LABPutter #PanthersCollapse #FootyTalk #NRLBanter #TigerWoods #LudvigÅberg #SportsPodcast
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116
Golf’s Breaking Point, Footy Shakeups & Turbo Trouble
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return with a massive episode filled with golf bombshells, NRL drama, and barely qualified takes that you didn’t know you needed.They kick off with golf and dive straight into the chaos at LIV Golf—from content creators getting Masters invites (we’re looking at you, Grant Horvat) to Bryson DeChambeau finding out LIV owns his YouTube channel. Is LIV collapsing from the inside? Is Bryson on the way out? And who’s brave enough to leave before the Saudis come knocking?Then the boys discuss Tiger Woods’ new relationship—with Donald Trump Jr’s ex-wife—and the wild world of school pickup meet-cutes.Plus: 🏌️♂️ Greg goes all-in on a LAB putter 🎥 The pod’s first-ever gear review is on the way 🎯 They finally unpack the importance of a pre-shot routine (for real this time)Then it’s NRL time:Are the Panthers cooked for 2025?Manly madness: Turbo injured again—at training! Greg and Matt go off.Titans surprise, Tigers collapse, and the Bulldogs look legitThe halves crisis across the league—why there are only eight good ones leftAll that plus: ⚽ The Admiral update 📉 Greg’s tipping is still in freefall 🧢 And a final reminder: get a pre-shot routine, people!#NRL2025 #LIVGolf #BrysonDeChambeau #TigerWoods #GolfAddict #NRLBanter #FootyTalk #LABPutter #SportsPodcast #OfficiallyUnderqualified
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Cherry Bomb: DCE’s Exit & Manly Meltdown
Matt and Greg are back on the couch and firing on all cylinders in this explosive episode of Officially Underqualified! The boys dive headfirst into the Daly Cherry-Evans bombshell, unpacking the full saga behind his likely departure from Manly, where it all went wrong, and which club he’ll land at next. Roosters? Bulldogs? Broncos? The lads have thoughts.From there, it’s chaos— 🏉 NRL Round 3 wrap-up: Roosters flop, Broncos surge, Panthers stumble, and the Tigers (yes, the Tigers) climb to 4th. 💥 Greg goes off on the Reece Walsh hype train—is it time for the Broncos to make a change at fullback? 🐶 The Bulldogs impress, but the Sharks might be building something big. 💬 Player and Team of the Week plus the biggest duds (looking at you, Roosters).Then, in a podcast moment for the ages, the boys share exclusive footage of Ronnie rolling his ankle running out ontC - Bus Stadium. Benny Hill music incoming.Also:⚽ Division 7 preseason whispers from The Admiral 🎯 Pre-shot golf routines teased for next week (if they ever get around to it) It’s unfiltered, unqualified, and undeniably brilliant.#NRL2025 #DCE #ManlySeaEagles #ReeceWalsh #NRLBanter #FootyTalk #RonnieAnkle #SharksUp #GolfAddict #SportsPodcast
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114
Reece Walsh, PutterGate & The $120 Haircut Debate
Matt and Greg are back with another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Officially Underqualified! This week, the boys tackle some hard-hitting topics—like whether shaving your head counts as a hairdo or just giving up completely. Greg takes a stand for proud bald men everywhere, while Matt considers a Dome Shaver Pro investment.Then, it’s onto NRL Round 2 chaos—where the boys were completely wrong about their “easy” tipping week. The Roosters stunned the Panthers, Manly fell apart, and the Eels were absolutely woeful. Plus, should Reece Walsh be dropped after another error-filled performance? Greg does not hold back on his take!Also in this episode:PutterGate continues! Is the Lab Putter a cheat code or just good marketing? Team of the Week & Worst Team of the Week – who turned it on and who stunk it up? The Great Barber Debate – is a $120 haircut ever justifiable?Strap in for big calls, bigger laughs, and some seriously questionable life advice.#NRL2025 #ReeceWalsh #PutterGate #GolfAddict #NRLBanter #FootyTalk #BaldIsBeautiful #GolfTech #BarberBlowout #SportsPodcast
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113
Power Outages, Footy Blunders & Golf’s Biggest Cheat Code
Matt and Greg are back on the other side of Cyclone Alfred, sharing survival stories, power outages, and their best (and worst) prepper strategies. With 800mm of rain in five days, the lads discuss the chaos, the panic buying, and whether modern society would last more than 48 hours without power before descending into absolute Lord of the Flies madness.Then, it’s NRL Round 1 review time! They break down the biggest surprises of the opening round, including the Tigers’ shocking performance, the Roosters looking cooked, and the Broncos’ dominance. Plus, are the Dolphins already in spoon territory? And is Melbourne the scariest team in the comp?The lads also introduce a new segment:🔥 Team of the Week – Who was the most impressive squad in Round 1? 💩 Worst Team of the Week – One team was absolute garbage—but which one?Finally, the golf addiction continues as Matt and Greg debate the ultimate golf upgrade—should they drop serious cash on a LAB putter, the new tech sweeping the pro and amateur ranks? Is it a total cheat code or just marketing hype?Another massive episode full of banter, bold calls, and questionable life choices—just how you like it!#NRL2025 #CycloneSurvival #GolfLife #FootyTalk #SportsBanter #NRLBanter #GolfAddict
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112
Cyclones, Clubhouse Rules & Broncos Brilliance
Matt and Greg brave Tropical Cyclone Alfred to deliver another wild episode of Officially Underqualified! While the Gold Coast is getting drenched, the lads discuss emergency flood plans, power outages, and Greg’s potential boat rescue mission.Then, it's onto golf etiquette—hats in the clubhouse, shirt-tucking rules, and whether traditional golf culture is outdated or essential. Are old-school rules killing the game, or are they keeping it classy? Matt and Greg passionately weigh in.The NRL season is here, and the boys break down the opening round! They discuss the Broncos’ dominant start, the Raiders surprising everyone, and the Roosters looking absolutely cooked. Plus, is the Dolphins’ decision to let players skip the Sydney game during the cyclone a total joke? Greg goes off.Also in this episode:🏌️♂️ Golf addiction update – the lads might be influencing others to take up the sport (should they apologise?)🏈 Payne Haas puts on a monster performance – what a way to start the new season.💰 Betting tips are back! Greg nails a same-game multi, and the lads lock in their next punts.A chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged episode—just how you like it.
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Footy, Fairways & The Ultimate Hotel Bathroom Dilemma
Matt and Greg are back with another chaotic episode of Officially Underqualified, covering everything from golf gear upgrades to wild NRL predictions—and, of course, some deeply questionable life choices.Matt checks in from Melbourne, fresh from an all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ, and shares his unique approach to handling small hotel bathrooms. Greg, meanwhile, doubles down on his commitment to eating live on air.The lads dive deep into the world of golf, discussing whether Matt’s latest gear purchase was a stroke of genius or just another excuse to buy new clubs. They also debate the importance of golf ball selection and shaft technology, with some questionable analogies along the way.Then it’s onto the NRL as they lock in their official top 8 predictions before the season kicks off. Can the Broncos go all the way? Are the Panthers still the team to beat? And which team is heading straight for the wooden spoon? The boys argue over who will dominate, who will crumble, and whether the Tigers might actually make the eight.Finally, they preview next week's GC Masters, where they’ll be reporting live—expect beers, banter, and maybe a little nudity.Don’t forget to send in your own NRL top 8 picks before kickoff!
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Golf Tech, Footy Trials & The Admiral’s Big Drop
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg go deep on two of their favourite topics—golf and rugby league. Matt’s golf obsession continues as he debates the perfect ball for his game, while Greg drops some hard truths about what mid-handicappers should really be using. The boys answer a listener question on golf ball selection, break down the importance of consistency, and throw in some classic banter about their latest rounds.Then, it’s all about footy—trial matches are wrapping up, and the NRL season is on the horizon. The lads discuss key injuries (looking at you, Souths), trial game blowouts, and what these pre-season matches actually mean for clubs heading into Round 1. Are the Titans in for a painful year? Can the Tigers surprise a few teams? And are the Roosters heading for a shocker?Finally, we check in with The Admiral—who’s made the unexpected drop from Division 6 straight to the newly created Division 8. Will his talent shine through at this elite level of Sunday league? Plus, Greg makes a shocking promise: if Matt comes to a game, he’ll lace up and play. This could get interesting…Send in your NRL top 8 predictions before next week’s episode, where Matt and Greg lock in their season calls before Vegas!
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Dynamic Gold, Footy Defections & The Admiral’s Dilemma
Matt and Greg return for another episode of Officially Underqualified, and this week, the golf clubs are out and the opinions are flying. Matt reveals his new Mizuno irons—but Greg isn’t convinced, especially when he hears about the retiree shafts. The lads debate golf gear, the state of their swings, and an upcoming round at The Pines.The discussion shifts to rugby league, where Kalyn Ponga’s decision to represent the Māori All Stars instead of Australia raises eyebrows. The boys question the eligibility rules and the growing trend of NRL players swapping allegiances. They also dive into the ongoing contract controversy, where clubs and players both play the loyalty game on their own terms.Greg shares some big news from The Admiral, who faces a major Division 6 vs. Division 7 soccer dilemma—does he chase the glory of a grand final from the bench, or drop a grade for more game time? The boys weigh in with their wisdom (and promises of sideline commentary).With a mix of sports banter, Premier League updates, and plenty of classic OUQ tangents, this episode is packed with laughs, rants, and just a touch of self-deprecation.
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We're Baaaack for 2025
Greg and Matt kick off 2025 with their signature banter on Officially Underqualified. They catch up on life, discuss the upcoming Rugby League Masters tournament on the Gold Coast, and Greg unveils his retirement from competitive play (with a twist). The lads delve into rugby league's pre-season trials and debate the competitiveness of aging athletes.From there, it’s all about golf—new gear, swing struggles, and dream courses like Maroochy River. They also chat about the latest buzz in professional golf, including Tiger and Rory’s TGL experiment and how LIV Golf is shaking up the sport’s future. Plus, Greg shares a legendary food truck experience that involves a donut-burger (yes, really).They wrap up with a prediction for the Super Bowl, debating the Chiefs' chances and what it’ll take to stop Mahomes. It’s classic Officially Underqualified—unedited, unfiltered, and absolutely hilarious.
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The Xmas Special
For our last episode of the year, we dive deep into culture in sports teams, with the Australian Cricket team and Manchester United in the crosshairs. We discuss the legend that was Ray Gunn and how someone with such a lack of self-awareness could blow the opportunity of a lifetime. Lastly, we predict our Grand Finalists for the 2025 NRL Season.From both Greg and Matt, we hope you have a very Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year, see you in 2025.OVER
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A Day of Announcements
Today was a big day for ludicrous announcements - First, the Australian Government announced the new NRL franchise is PNG with a whopping $600 million dollar investment. Not to be outdone the Saudi's big FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS for the 2034 Football World Cup. The mind is boggling
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Technology in Sport
Another discussion topic this week from Brian the Dog. Is technology in sports for good or bad?Greg and Matt dive deep into technology in sport and discuss the sports that have gotten it right and those that haven't
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Wags are better seen than heard, so they say!
Matt and Greg are back and swinging for the fences. The Aussie cricket team was abysmal in the first test and Candace Warner knows why. Ben Hunt signs with the Broncos and everyone thinks this is the best move, but is it? Man City lose their 5th on the trot, what does this mean for the title race?Wow we covered a lot, enjoy
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Winners Win & a whole lot more
In this week’s episode of Officially Underqualified, Greg and Matt are joined by a special guest, “The Admiral,” for a jam-packed show that dives into what separates good athletes from the greatest of all time. From Tiger Woods’ dominance in golf to Michael Phelps’ unparalleled Olympic success, we explore the mindset and qualities that make a true champion. Is it talent, hard work, resilience, or pure luck? And how does the “Winners Win” philosophy hold up under scrutiny?But that's not all! We also tackle another head-scratching NRL draw that has Matt scratching his head and discuss the Fox Sports Lab ladder predictions for the upcoming season.
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Formals, Exhibitions, Wallabies and Life Lessons
It's a mixed grill of jibber as the boys tick quite a few boxes without really focusing on anything. Matt talks about a resurgence in Australian Rugby, and for anyone listening, you know just how hard that would be.
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Could be our best yet!
It's been a long year, and the off-season is nearly upon us. Matt has never been better planned, and with the help of an old friend, he has put together one hell of an episode.
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Just Two Dads
This week, there isn't much to report on the sports front, and we both had a big week. We cover all the off-field goings on for the NRL, and there is a few. We also touch on the EPL and Golf
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Would the Real King Sniffer Please Stand Up
Greg tries to sleep through this week's episode and performs as such. After a rough start with the Top Dog dragging himself off the couch, the boys settle in for one of the greatest episodes of off-season podcasting seen this year.
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Return from the Darkside
After a week off, Greg and Matt are back at it again. The rest was completely unplanned as Greg went missing in Tasmania for a golf trip. Back and refreshed, who knows what will hapoped
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