Episodes
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Masters Glory, Bunker Blunders & NRL Rules Chaos
In Episode 147 of the Officially Underqualified Podcast, Matt and Greg return fresh off a massive week of sport, headlined by one of the most entertaining Masters tournaments in recent memory. The boys break down Rory McIlroy's dual triumph at Augusta, debating whether his aggressive preparation...
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Footy Drama & Augusta Dreams
In Episode 146 of the Officially Underqualified Podcast, Matt and Greg are back in the thick of it as footy season rolls on and Masters week looms large. Kicking things off live during Thursday night footy, the boys dive straight into the chaos of the NRL, reacting in real time to the Panthers…
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Big Scores, Bad Defence & Masters Mayhem
In Episode 145 of the Officially Underqualified Podcast, Matt and Greg unpack a massive week of sport, starting with the Gold Coast Rugby League Masters tournament, where the boys reflect on the chaos, camaraderie and questionable athleticism that comes with lacing up the boots at an age where…
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Old Boys, Bad Knees and Big NRL Predictions
The Officially Underqualified Podcast hits the road for this episode, recorded live from the 2026 Gold Coast Rugby League Masters Carnival at Runaway Bay. With beers in hand, sun on the deck, and old boys' footy happening in the background, Matt and Greg deliver one of the most chaotic and...
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Two Weeks in a Row! The Boys Hit Their Stride
Matt and Greg are back for another week of completely unqualified analysis, and this one feels like the boys have found their rhythm again. Recording straight after a long day (and while Greg demolishes a late-night spaghetti bolognese), the episode kicks off with listener feedback, life chat and...
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The Comeback Episode: Sport, Injuries and Bad Opinions
After a bit of time between drinks, Matt and Greg are officially back behind the microphones, and it doesn't take long before the chaos resumes. The boys kick things off with life updates, ageing bodies and the harsh realisation that once you hit 40, sport stops being fun and starts becoming a...
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Ashes Dominance, Bazball Burns and One Giant Gingerbread Mess
In this week's episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return for an unfiltered, unhinged and laugh-soaked breakdown of Australia going 2-nil up in the Ashes. From cricket greatness to gingerbread house carnage, nothing is off limits as the boys bounce between sport, parenting fails…
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Sport, Chaos and Chocolate: A Perfectly Underqualified Episode
In this week’s episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return for a loose, laugh-filled chat while watching the second Test live from the Gabba. What begins as casual cricket commentary quickly unravels into complete chaos, dad-life interruptions, emotional school graduations, F1...
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Cricket Carnage, Broncos Backlash and Our Big Podcast Reveal
In this week's episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return after a chaotic week of technical issues, wind interference and one of the most disturbing phrases ever uttered on the show. From duck-related disasters to questionable island breezes, the boys kick off with the kind of...
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Diamond Rings, Head Knocks, and Absolute Chaos
Two weeks in a row. For most podcasts, that’s standard, but for Officially Underqualified, it feels like a Christmas miracle. Matt and Greg are back in the chair, leaning in hard from the opening minute and setting the tone for one of the loosest, funniest, and most surprisingly chaotic episodes...
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Balls, Banter and British Battles – The Boys Are Back!
After what seems like a six-week hiatus, Matt and Greg are back on the mics for another unapologetically Underqualified catch-up! From juggling life, work, and “many balls” to surviving the pain of moving house, this episode kicks off with the lads swapping chaos-fuelled life updates and…
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Banter, Belief, and Broncos: The Grand Final That Changed Everything
In this episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg dive headfirst into one of the most extraordinary NRL stories in years, the Brisbane Broncos' incredible 2025 Premiership triumph. With host Matt still nursing the scars of celebration footage and Greg in full "believer mode," the boys...
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Europe Destroys Team USA, Broncos Rise & Coaching Lessons
The secret shopping is over, and Matt and Greg are back behind the mics, Officially Underqualified but ready to take big swings at the week in sport. Episode 135 is a classic OUQ ride, full of brutal honesty, hard laughs, and a little middle-aged man cheese chat for good measure . The boys start...
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Back-to-Back Chaos: Houses, Ryder Cup, and NRL Finals
It’s back-to-back weeks for Officially Underqualified, and that alone is worth celebrating. Matt and Greg return with a vengeance, diving straight into life updates, footy drama, and a healthy dose of their trademark banter. Greg kicks things off with the big news: he’s sold his house and is on…
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Soccer Sidelines, Golf Glory, and NRL Mayhem
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg are back behind the mics and straight into the chaos of sport, sideline antics, and everything in between. From the under-15s soccer grand final at Runaway Bay to the pressure cooker moments of NRL finals footy, no story is too small, too...
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From Red Rooster to Raiders: The Ultimate Sports Catch-Up
After a brief hiatus, Officially Underqualified is back, and Matt and Greg have plenty to say. This episode kicks off with the usual banter, a Red Rooster lunch review, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation before diving straight into a jam-packed sports chat. From golf clubs and wedge fittings…
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Sideline Stories: Footy, Family and Fiery Opinions
It's Friday night, the footy's on, and Greg and Matt are in full "Officially Underqualified" mode, equal parts banter, breakdown, and brutal honesty. What starts with a tongue-in-cheek debate about "pure sex appeal" and the dangers of wearing the wrong pants in a strong breeze quickly spirals…
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Blow that Whistle Ref: Rugby Rants, Rigged Calls and Ref Rage
This week’s episode of Officially Underqualified is a full-blown sporting therapy session, where Matt and Greg tackle the greatest mystery of modern sport: what the hell is going on with refereeing? From the opening whistle, the boys are fired up. Whether it’s bizarre bunker decisions in the NRL…
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Stats Overload, Scheffler and Undie Showerers
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return with a jam-packed episode of unfiltered banter, half-baked analysis, and full-strength opinions. From rugby rants to golf gripes and the NRL's wildest storylines, no code is safe and no stat goes unchecked. Matt kicks things off with a...
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State of Disarray: NSW’s Origin Fumble and Greg’s Gourmet Rant
This week, the Officially Underqualified lads are in full voice, broadcasting from the kitchen as Greg cooks live on the pod, because who says you can’t stir the pot literally and figuratively? From kebabs to curveballs, Matt and Greg serve up a feast of sporting chat that covers everything from...
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Chunk, Shank, Repeat: Golf Regrets and The Origin Decider
We’re back for another wildly underqualified episode, and Matt is in full golf life crisis mode. Kicking things off with a painfully detailed recount of his Sunday shank-fest at Burleigh, Matt takes us through the highs (pipe down the fairway, miracle pars) and the very lows (chunked wedges, bent...
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Benching Nico, Blaming Seibold & Beating the Kids at Golf
Whitey and Greg are back in fine form on a frosty Thursday night, wrapping themselves in sarcasm, rugby league rants, and some surprisingly deep dad chat. This episode of Officially Underqualified kicks off with a classic Top Dog domestic drama — one involving open bifold doors and misinterpreted...
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The Fix Is In? Origin, Officiating & Outrage
Matt’s dialling in from a windswept Mornington Peninsula golf trip (yes, another one), while Greg holds down the fort and brings the heat in this jam-packed episode of Officially Underqualified. They kick things off with tales from the Sorento fairways, $15 schooners, three-putt heartbreaks, and...
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Is DCE Done? Manly, Origin & the Seat 11C Miracle
Whitey’s back in Bali (again), Greg’s freezing on the Gold Coast, and Officially Underqualified returns after a week off with a Friday night footy-fuelled therapy session. This week, the boys dive into: Manly’s implosion against the Titans – is DCE done? Why Luke Brooks might be having a crack...
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Bluewash Incoming? Origin Game 1 Debrief Gets Brutal
Whitey and Greg are back and kicking off Episode 123 in true Officially Underqualified fashion – with gastrointestinal honesty, a dose of chaos, and a full-throttle review of State of Origin Game 1. The Blues dominated 18–6, and the boys are fired up: Greg unloads on Queensland’s lack of hunger,...
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Galvin’s Gone, DCE Talks & The Putter Temptation Returns
It’s halftime of Thursday night footy, and Matt and Greg are back for another absolutely jam-packed episode of Officially Underqualified. The Dolphins are flying, the Bulldogs are imploding, and the NRL is… well, still a shambles. They kick off with footy: Lachlan Galvin’s departure from the…
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Caruso’s Cream, Origin Chaos & Broncos in Freefall
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg are calling it as they see it—live during the Women’s State of Origin match! Between bunker controversies and broken eligibility rules, the footy talk flies fast and loose. And yes, David Caruso’s vaginal cream somehow enters the conversation....
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Sin Bins, Magic Round & The LAB Putter Awakening
It’s Magic Round week, and Officially Underqualified is back with more hot takes, bad tips, and bunker blow-ups. Matt and Greg tee off with some pre-game banter, mild audio issues, and a scathing review of Palm Beach real estate (meth clinics included). Then it’s full steam ahead into a 28-minute...
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Golf Cheats, Bulldog Beatings & Anzac Outrage
Matt and Greg return for a massive Officially Underqualified episode, kicking things off by reflecting on Anzac Day and calling out the bizarre decision to cancel Southport’s March due to rain. Let’s just say… they’re not happy. Then it’s onto everything from dodgy golf scores to NRL chaos…
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From Augusta Glory to Wests Tigers Chaos
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg deliver an unmissable post-Masters, post-NRL meltdown episode. There’s plenty to love, plenty to hate, and a whole lot of strong opinions and snack breaks (Weis Bar included). They kick off with an in-depth breakdown of Masters Week, from Rory...
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Panthers in Crisis, Masters Week Magic & The Chip and Chase Resurrection
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt takes the reins while Greg snacks on a Weis Bar and somehow still delivers his hottest takes of 2025 so far. The boys dive straight into NRL chaos, including whether it’s officially time to put the red pen through the Panthers, why the Broncos are...
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Golf’s Breaking Point, Footy Shakeups & Turbo Trouble
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return with a massive episode filled with golf bombshells, NRL drama, and barely qualified takes that you didn’t know you needed. They kick off with golf and dive straight into the chaos at LIV Golf—from content creators getting Masters…
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Cherry Bomb: DCE’s Exit & Manly Meltdown
Matt and Greg are back on the couch and firing on all cylinders in this explosive episode of Officially Underqualified! The boys dive headfirst into the Daly Cherry-Evans bombshell, unpacking the full saga behind his likely departure from Manly, where it all went wrong, and which club he’ll land…
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Reece Walsh, PutterGate & The $120 Haircut Debate
Matt and Greg are back with another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Officially Underqualified! This week, the boys tackle some hard-hitting topics—like whether shaving your head counts as a hairdo or just giving up completely. Greg takes a stand for proud bald men everywhere, while Matt...
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Power Outages, Footy Blunders & Golf’s Biggest Cheat Code
Matt and Greg are back on the other side of Cyclone Alfred, sharing survival stories, power outages, and their best (and worst) prepper strategies. With 800mm of rain in five days, the lads discuss the chaos, the panic buying, and whether modern society would last more than 48 hours without power...
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Cyclones, Clubhouse Rules & Broncos Brilliance
Matt and Greg brave Tropical Cyclone Alfred to deliver another wild episode of Officially Underqualified! While the Gold Coast is getting drenched, the lads discuss emergency flood plans, power outages, and Greg’s potential boat rescue mission. Then, it's onto golf etiquette—hats in the…
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Footy, Fairways & The Ultimate Hotel Bathroom Dilemma
Matt and Greg are back with another chaotic episode of Officially Underqualified, covering everything from golf gear upgrades to wild NRL predictions—and, of course, some deeply questionable life choices. Matt checks in from Melbourne, fresh from an all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ, and shares his…
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Golf Tech, Footy Trials & The Admiral’s Big Drop
This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg go deep on two of their favourite topics—golf and rugby league. Matt’s golf obsession continues as he debates the perfect ball for his game, while Greg drops some hard truths about what mid-handicappers should really be using. The boys answer…
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Dynamic Gold, Footy Defections & The Admiral’s Dilemma
Matt and Greg return for another episode of Officially Underqualified, and this week, the golf clubs are out and the opinions are flying. Matt reveals his new Mizuno irons—but Greg isn’t convinced, especially when he hears about the retiree shafts. The lads debate golf gear, the state of their...
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We're Baaaack for 2025
Greg and Matt kick off 2025 with their signature banter on Officially Underqualified. They catch up on life, discuss the upcoming Rugby League Masters tournament on the Gold Coast, and Greg unveils his retirement from competitive play (with a twist). The lads delve into rugby league's pre-season...
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The Xmas Special
For our last episode of the year, we dive deep into culture in sports teams, with the Australian Cricket team and Manchester United in the crosshairs. We discuss the legend that was Ray Gunn and how someone with such a lack of self-awareness could blow the opportunity of a lifetime. Lastly, we...
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A Day of Announcements
Today was a big day for ludicrous announcements - First, the Australian Government announced the new NRL franchise is PNG with a whopping $600 million dollar investment. Not to be outdone the Saudi's big FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS for the 2034 Football World Cup. The mind is boggling
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Technology in Sport
Another discussion topic this week from Brian the Dog. Is technology in sports for good or bad? Greg and Matt dive deep into technology in sport and discuss the sports that have gotten it right and those that haven't
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Wags are better seen than heard, so they say!
Matt and Greg are back and swinging for the fences. The Aussie cricket team was abysmal in the first test and Candace Warner knows why. Ben Hunt signs with the Broncos and everyone thinks this is the best move, but is it? Man City lose their 5th on the trot, what does this mean for the title…
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Winners Win & a whole lot more
In this week’s episode of Officially Underqualified, Greg and Matt are joined by a special guest, “The Admiral,” for a jam-packed show that dives into what separates good athletes from the greatest of all time. From Tiger Woods’ dominance in golf to Michael Phelps’ unparalleled Olympic success…
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Formals, Exhibitions, Wallabies and Life Lessons
It's a mixed grill of jibber as the boys tick quite a few boxes without really focusing on anything. Matt talks about a resurgence in Australian Rugby, and for anyone listening, you know just how hard that would be.
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Could be our best yet!
It's been a long year, and the off-season is nearly upon us. Matt has never been better planned, and with the help of an old friend, he has put together one hell of an episode.
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Just Two Dads
This week, there isn't much to report on the sports front, and we both had a big week. We cover all the off-field goings on for the NRL, and there is a few. We also touch on the EPL and Golf
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Would the Real King Sniffer Please Stand Up
Greg tries to sleep through this week's episode and performs as such. After a rough start with the Top Dog dragging himself off the couch, the boys settle in for one of the greatest episodes of off-season podcasting seen this year.
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Return from the Darkside
After a week off, Greg and Matt are back at it again. The rest was completely unplanned as Greg went missing in Tasmania for a golf trip. Back and refreshed, who knows what will hapoped