Queen Slander

Well I went on holidays and got sick so I decided to make a track in 5/5 in B with a blues scale thingy at 120 bpm although it don't sound like the blues although it should and that is why I made it. I reckon dead musicians would like this track especially since they are not around to confirm their likeyness for this their favourite tune of all time. I include Mozart, Hendrix, Morrison, Sutherland, Joplin and Johnson in this list as they all approved this track without any proof. Long live the healthy holiday, the most important thing, and everything else is as well and I even love love.

Music inspired by the art of mouse clicks. The mouse click is now the ruler of the world. The pen is mightier than the sword but is the mouse click mightier than the pen?

Had some instruments I don't play much and decided to make a track with them whilst my flat mate was checking out a new screen hence the name. C Major 130 bpm. There was also a glass bell, a cardboard box and a drink bottle but I couldn't be bothered taking another photograph with them in it

This track is so modern it propels way beyond the future into a place beyond places. G 100bpm 4/4 major

Bit of a weird track. A# 161bpm Diminished flavour and the good old 7 / 7. It's about how people see a table and are compelled to put their legs underneath it. Very weird indeed !

Nothing much to do with a porcelain flower holding device but this track is a ripper and it comes with lyrics. OK 133 bpm C# 7 / 7 Enigmaticca Spectacular using a free VST called umm, can't remember but I do know it starts with a P. lol. Yes this tune will get you crackin !! Listen to it and learn the lyrics then sing them to your friends and win those Global song competitions that are on TV Easily !!

A track in D#, 105 bpm, 7 / 7 time and an arabic twist to the scalular functionality of the sonicifacation of the muse. Cheesy by nature. You maybe fondue of this tune or you may be a cheesaholic or you may even like to play this music to cows or to dairy producers, either way there is a cheese for everyone, even breatharians like the smell of cheese.

Too much static. Is this VST really Free ? It was remixed, I changed the bit thingy from 24 to 16 and the static left. (No it didnt !!) Made with as Free VST which does not behave perfectly but works enough for a track to create itself by a computer linked with human hands and mind. I thought the VST was a RIP but its a good for tunage. (maybe Not) The VST is called "?????? ??????" And here is some random typing: 'OS:#5f8ujg-b0q58gm3-[ijtkgvmnqp298ru][AOZ{P(I{i[pimO*uBiyRtcYT$3wpYboi7ybifcyu5rex Maybe thats the thing we all need not know.

Maestro/Drawing Guy from Sheffield told me about some Free VST's that were available for download so I got em and made this track. Thanks

This is a remix because the bass was too much so I couldn't be bothered writing down the super fancy description again.

Hi Fans, As you can see my last track had 12,500,000 plays so I believe this track can break the 20,000,000 mark. It's a piano piece done in A Minor. Took several years to make with the usual tears, fears and beers. I played this piece to a pianist by the name of Vladislav Birizchjevic, a European gent whose only intent was to weep for joy at these mysterious sounds. A tune of the ages, timeless, manifesting enthusiasm and creating good will amongst all who have listening abilities. "Queen Slander is a mighteous meastro who can deliver pungent originality whilst keeping in touch with modern genre" Petronis Kardis - Conductor of The Philharmonic Orchestra of Tartaria.

A tune in the key of A. A Locrian scale with a seven/seven time signature at 98 beats per minute. I mean, what more could a being want? I suppose now I have to do the art. Ok! Done the art and hopefully the text will fit in the box provided which I don't add till the audio file has uploaded. Now I listen to residual TV and wait for the upload. I can also hear the ceiling fan whirring away, just going around in circles creating a controlled turbulence, like an artificial breeze which blows over my skin gently cooling and refreshing it. I stood up from the chair at my work station which is too small for me and spoke to the TV watcher and they told me my tea had gone cold so I sung a response and sat back down again. Adding Art, Redoing art as the text doesn't fit. Done

Desktop. A salute to the desk, especially the top of the desk. Let us celebrate the top of the desk. Place value on the top of the desk and say thanks for holding my stuff in place so well for even long periods of time. eg. How long can you hold a monitor for<<<<?? Not nearly as long as a top of a desk can. My humble desk's top has been holding my monitor for years in a very defined position. It's better than me !

A Little Track to a familiar Christmas tune

You may UNDERSTAND but do you OVERSIT? An ambient score tune with interesting lyrics and amazing tones of sonic bliss to take you to the zone where you feel best.

I was at a poetry night and filmed this poet but the image was dark and grainy so it wasn't the best so I fully effected it but was not all that impressed by the final result I just used the soundtrack without the poem off the video recording and made the track. Is laughter copyrightable?

And if you think your Cool Then I am frozen solid Way Below zero like my personal status Bastard Boy I aint the one who comes along with a smoking gun Run away dont stand and fight Thats the way I am that seems right Whats the point of meaningful lyrics when hardly anyone will ever hear them the only way to say it loud and clear is with a megaphone in my ear Sing and wrap what I want No one to appease My wrap is so good that I dont need them beats The road sings my song It hums it all day long Uh Oh I just Rhymed Maybe its just in time

A real humm dinger. I had created an extra account by signing in incorrectly and couldn't find the track. Oh Well you get that in these multi dynamical music upload sites. This is the third time I have uploaded this track. Oh yeah, It's in G

I was going to c&p the lyrics but cant find them and can't be bothered writing them all out. This track was going to be an ambient piece but I decided to add some drum and then I added voice and believed it to be a rap track but as it often happens, "when I go for genre I end up yonder", so, this could be an ambient rap track but its more like a poli goth bogan ballad. Oh well ! As for the name "Another Fractal Trick", the lyrics don't reflect this as the poem I read is called "Poetic Mustard".

Remix. I replaced a few instruments, tidied the bass and trimmed the bricks. It's a track in C Minor hence the name. Its a free to download track, perfect for birthdays, weddings, and all other celebrations especially when attached to an E present.

A track to go with crazy a marketing messages

Marketing Scam by Queen Slander

A track in C Minor. Do you like my funny?

This is an official theme for a Postal Plebiscite. It indicates that soon Homosexual Men and Lesbian Women will marry each other.

Betcha the Marketing Man who left a message didn't think he'd be the lead vocal on my latest track!! lol

I revised the end of the track and made it more mellow.