Reviewing America

Merry happy to all! The boys review American Christmas and talk gifts, food, and expectations. Sebastian pitches a Christmas movie and goes on at least a few problematic rants.

In this groundbreaking episode the boys review Texas, talk about what sounds their dicks make, and read reviews. Yum or Dumb is back and Sebastian flips some pitches!

The boys review American guns, or just guns in general, it's a bit unclear. Sebastian is in bed at his parents house and they boys answer listener questions.

Hot dogs get reviewed and the boys discover the history of this meaty treat. The segment Snake Oil Salesman is back and Sebastian raps like never before.

The boys are back in town! Thanksgiving gets reviewed and Sebastian shares what he is thankful for. Yum or Dumb is back and Sebastian has somehow lost the little rap skills he did have.

For the first time in Reviewing America's history we have a guest co-host. Sebastian is nowhere to be found, so Peter's brother has stepped up to the plate. Hulk Hogan gets reviewed and shitty impressions are poorly executed.  Yum or Dumb is on hiatus. Sebastian will be back next week. 

The boys review everyone's favourite president - Herbert Hoover. Yum or Dumb is back and a new segment, Who's Your Daddy?, is debuted. Sebastian is sick and coughs a lot - a formal apology for this and his muffled sound caused by his mask wearing during the recording is forthcoming. 

This week the boys review the most American of foods - donuts! Sebastian goes on a rant about "official" things and the Salvation Army. Yum or Dumb is on hiatus, but the exit rap is as strong as ever. The boys also pitch a new Netflix show. ***We apologize for the audio quality in this weeks episode. Sebastian is sick and it is his fault. We will be back to our usual five star sound quality as soon as Sebastian is no longer infected.***

The boys review Halloween and talk costumes, statistics and spooky facts. Yum or Dumb makes an appearance and Sebastian plays the new segment "Mercury or Krueger: Freddy who?". Follow us on Instagram @reviewingamerica to get updates, memes and behind the scenes stuff. 

The boys review the national anthem and Reddit talks to Peter. "My Stand Up Brother" is back and Sebastian finds out what president he would be. 

The boys review the retail giant Kroger! Sebastian role plays as a Kroger customer and Peter works the checkout. And Sebastian pitches Netflix the Reviewing America TV show.

The boys review Colorado, Peter writes jokes for Family Guy, and Sebastian plays Colora-do or Colora-don't. Yum or Dumb also makes a brief appearance.

The most important meal of the day - or is it? The boys review American breakfast and discuss how they like their eggs in the morning. Yum or Dumb is as always intriguing and Sebastian gets to try a new segment called "Finish that sentence".

The only ham worth mentioning is reviewed and the boys talk burger stories. Sebastian guesses what actor Peter is describing and Yum or Dumb is back!

The boys review Labor Day and Sebastian tells us about his previous musical pseudonym. Yum or Dumb is back and the boys play Buck, Mary, Phil!

The boys imagine what it would be like travelling down route 66. A new and somewhat topical segment is introduced! Yum or Dumb is in full effect and Sebastian improvises half a play.

Sebastian has become a pharmacist and Peter puts him on blast. The boys review un-American things and Yum or Dumb is back with a vengeance.

The boys are back in the studio! Ohio gets reviewed and Yum or Dumb is back!

The boys review the flag, Reddit talks to Peter and Sebastian, and they try to figure out who is the main kick. What Australia Thinks is back, and Sebastian raps like a god. *Sebastian recorded this episode from some basement with a dryer or some shit running in the background, so enjoy the white noise ya'll.

Peter and Sebastian review the American retail chain Target. Peter talks to Reddit and Sebastian advocates for a certain type of porn.

Sebastian is at a cabin as the boys review Country Music. Two truths and a lie is back and Sebastian tells us what his country music name would be!

The boys review Wyoming and Peter talks to Reddi while Sebastian continues to be a contrarian. 'My stand up brother' and 'the moralest of quandries' appear in the segments part of the episode.

The boys review the white house - offering their nonexistent expertise and misguided attempts at understanding the US. A new segment called "How is that legal?!" is premiered.

The boys review Billionaires, a very American things. Sebastian tells us what he would do if he was a billionaire, and says some slightly offensive shit. How have you not told your family that you listen yet?

Oh say can you see - the boys are reviewing independence day. They talk fireworks, food and facts. Yum or dumb is back and Sebastian imagines how Jesus would act in 2020.

Catching up on the backlog of Yum or Dumb snacks - the boys have come to eat. A listener has sent snacks and the boys have bought their own. From a weird Kit Kat to a strange cereal - we know you can't wait to hear what Sebastian and Peter have to say.

The boys review the Kennedys - knowing very little about them. A classic game of Kenne-did or Kenne-didn't is played. Yum or dumb is back, and Sebastian experiences what it's like to almost lose an eye during the recording. Tell your neighbour.

The boys review American serial killers and Sebastian get's tested to see how much of a serial killer he is. Famous quotes are improved and Sebastian pitches his TV show ideas for the TV fall.

The boys discuss famous California landmarks, inventions, and people. Plus, Sebastian improves quotes by famous Americans and the boys answer listener questions.

The boys review the moon landing (Apollo 11) and Sebastian gives us his opinions on what NASA should do next. A few listener questions get answered and Sebastian reads chapter two of the Windowless Crack.

The boys review New York City and Sebastian reveals his pet peeves. The first chapter to 'The Windowless Crack' is also debuted.

The boys try to understand how the points work, why it's called football, and what heaven would be like for O. J. Simpsons victims. Road Tripping Sick Man is back as well as a new segment: "Hey, it's your funeral".

The boys review Amazon, the website not the rainforest, and Peter quotes Danielle Bregoli. One Star Spangled Banner is back as the boys head to Amazon.com to find poor reviews. Sebastian raps as beautifully as ever, so what's not to love?

Wall Street gets reviewed and Sebastian gives advice on investing. The boys discuss some moral dilemmas, Sam delivers an excellent exit rap, and gives some general life advice too. Why not just listen to it all, right now?

The boys review college and try to understand Greek life. Sebastian describes the most attractive bird species out there and a new segment, 'Chuck, Fairy, Pill', is introduced. The exit rap is as rappy as it has ever been, so you won't want to miss this one.

They boys discuss the armed Forces. Peter becomes convinced that it's their worst episode so far, but Sebastian is happy with any content. Probably not the best episode to start with if you're a new listener.

The sunshine state gets reviewed, Sebastian shares his views on Adam Levine, and Hit or Shit makes a comeback. The boys will gladly travel to Florida provided someone pays and Peter is covered in kevlar.

The United States Postal Service gets reviewed and some new segments see the light of day. Sebastian is unimpressed with amounts of money and threatens our listeners again. How have you not told your family about us yet?

In this episode the boys review the most American of vehicles: the pickup truck. Hit or Shit returns with a topical twist and two new segments are attempted (some would say unsuccessfully).

In this episode the boys discuss Reality TV, Yum or Dumb is back, and Sebastian has recorded the best exit rap of all time. What's not to love!?

In this very special bonus episode Sebastian takes over Reviewing America to give birth to the abomination that is Snotcast. You will be horrified, disgusted, and regret listening. We apologize and this will not happen again.

This week the boys try to make sense of the biggest state and discuss both animals and other things. Yum or Dumb is on a forced hiatus because of Covid-19, but a new champion is there to replace it! (!!This episode was recorded remotely in separate studios because of Covid-19!!)

In this episode Covid-19 forces the boys to record in separate homes. Skyscrapers, Yum or Dumb, and Sebastian describes his sweet sixteen. Take your mind off the virus and listen to two clueless non-Americans talk about America.

Spring Break! The boys review the all American concept of having a break during spring and share spring break jokes from some awful website. Sebastian does accents and Yum or Dumb makes an appearance.

The boys review Nascar and Sebastian gives you his top three tents. What's not to love?!

This week the boys look at an American classic - Walmart. Sebastian busts out some impressions and Yum or Dumb has a historic result. What's not to enjoy?

What do non-Americans think about Mount Rushmore? Do they love it or hate it? The boys discuss Mount Rushmore and a whole bunch of other stuff in this weeks episode.

The boys review Las Vegas and Sebastian gives his best impression of the current POTUS. Of course Yum or Dumb is as interesting as it can possibly be and Sebastians delivers an OK exit rap, why would you not listen?

What do non-Americans think of apple pie - and the popularity of sweet pies in general? Sebastian tries to get work in the marketing department of PornHub and both of the boys reveal dark secrets. Also: Yum or Dumb is here as always and the exit rap is back!

This week the boys discuss a favorite American pastime - baseball! Having never played baseball or seen a game they're a bit confused, but generally excited. Yum or Dumb makes an apperance and the Exit Rap is back in a fabulous fashion.